Britney Spears Smelly Feet

The Sun “reports” that Britney Spears took her shoes off during a flight from Los Angeles to New York and the stench from her feet was so bad that an air stewardess had to ask her to put her shoes back on. Apparently Britney went red, laughed, obliged and blamed the stench on her shoes. Then she proceeded to break out in acne, get pregnant, and marry the biggest lameass on the planet.