Part of the reason Britney Spears lost her kids is because she failed to follow the judge’s instructions and take a drug test. But why did she skip those tests? Was she negotiating world peace? Reading to her kids? Aw, no, wait, she was sleeping. Hey, it’s hard work letting nannies watch your kids while you drink Frappucinos. E! Online reports:
Sources close to the proceedings told the Los Angeles Times that Spears’ assistant twice informed the testing lab that her boss was asleep and then on another occasion told the technicians that Spears would be unavailable to take a test at home.
I catch a lot of flack for the Britney loves fast food comments. But, seriously, at this point I’m just trying to help. Had somebody took Britney’s hand and offered to take her to Carl Jr.’s if she peed in a cup, all of this could’ve been avoided. She probably would’ve filled a bathtub if you threw in a trip to the DQ. The woman has a weakness for fast food. She loves it more than her kids. Use her weakness for good. Train her. Mold her. Or you can just sit there and let Britney make a music video (above) where she pretends to be a stripper. Except no one has the heart to tell Britney she’s the type of stripper that makes a guy get up and leave – because his penis is crying.
NOTE: Above is Britney Spears’ new music video for Gimme More. So either ‘you’re welcome’ or ‘I’m sorry.’ I can’t figure out which is appropriate here.
EDIT: YouTube pulled the video.
Who cares whether the video is any good or not. she probably doesn’t even remember making it.
They all laughed when I sat down to play……….
Bitch, you can’t play anything.
Now go get a coffee, we need to clean up that flat, reedy mess you made in the vocal booth.
Bite me #32….it’s not even funny you hairy pice of shit.
Grow a pair-anonymously expressing your opinions on a celeb-trashing website is about as brave as hiding in a cave for 5 years. Speaking of which-why dont you go do that? We’ll find you, don’t worry…
221, etc….STOP CALLING HER ‘BRIT’!! You don’t know her, you’re not her friend, you call a stranger by their whole name.
“..Brit and Kev are broken up and so are Cam and JT! Next Hil and Bill too, for Chri’s sake. ”
Sorry that’s a pet peeve (hate that expression too, almost as much as ‘haters’. How hard it was to think that one up! Likers? Lovers, I guess)) and you know someone likes “Brit” when they shorten her name so you lose credibility immediatley.
#227-that was HILARIOUS. I laughed out loud.I mean two twenty sev.
#254 – “We’ll find you, don’t worry”
Really? You don’t seem very good at that. How long have you been looking for the hero who kicked your ass on 9/11? It’s been a little over 6 years, right? How’s that going? You know, he even sends out videos every now and then. You’d think that’d be more than enough to track him down, even for a country of lazy retards. But no. Oh well, you did succeed in finding a whole country full of people you could kill (by the tens of thousands), even though they had nothing to do with 9/11. You could have saved a lot of money by convincing the American sheep that the hijackers were Mexican. I mean, you guys can’t tell the difference between two types of non-whites anyway. They’re brown and they’re nearby, you could have killed their innocent civilians much less expensively. Plus, you’d have a cure to your immigration hatred, so you could take off those white sheets (but then, who would do the actual work in your country after that?). But anyway, enough of all that. Go back to your celebrity watching and overeating. What’s the new goal again? Going from 2/3 to 3/4 of the population overweight? You can do it! Just stay on the couch and keep eating!!! And screaming that fat lazy pigs – like your mirror image, Britney – are NOT FAT!!!
that the same camera she use for her sex tapes ?????
reminds me of tamara yurena ambar ( spain) chek out google , the same carrer mode
now she sucks dix for a album and plastic surgery and perform only on drags festivals
Video here: http://magentaewoland.splinder.com/post/14177544/It%27s+Britney+bitch#14177544
Brit used to be my favorite blonde when she first came out…but then she totally let herself go. It’s all about singer/model CLAUDIA. i just luv love her look, music, she’s so pretty & classy. See 4 yourself: http://www.claudiasmusic.com
“informed the testing lab that her boss was asleep ”
read: boss was passed the fuck ooot!!!
I think all of ya’ll people r assholes 4 talking shit about Brittney like you do. I imagine if ya’ll had kids ya’ll would 10x’s a bad as she is cause kids will drive u crazy. And u can’t criticize her for shit like not wearing underwear…. WHO GIVES A FUCK…. Do ya’ll have nothing better 2 do except get on the internet and come up with dumb ass shit 2 criticize celebrities on?! Some people r so fucked up n the head these days ya’ll never take the time to look at your own faults cause u r 2 damn busy worrying about everyone else’s. U PEOPLE SICKEN ME. FUCK YA’LL…..
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I have got to believe that all the Britney supporters on here are really lost. Britney is so sad, so patetic!!
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aw shut up guys .. stop hating.
your probably jealous cos she looks better than you bitches. ;).