Britney Spears slaps her mom

July 18th, 2007 // 77 Comments
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Britney Spears allegedly got into a “shocking slapfest” with her mom last month that “left Lynne shaken and Britney more determined than ever to cut her mother out of her life for good.” Star reports via The Scoop:

“Lynne barged into the house and insisted on taking the kids out to spend some private time with them,” an insider told the tab. “She didn’t ask or suggest, she demanded!” says the insider. “Then she began denigrating Britney’s mothering skills and losing her temper at the same time!”

It was because of the cat fight that Spears served the legal papers against her mother, but the buzz is that Lynne Spears is mulling a countersuit. But she doesn’t completely blame her daughter — she believes the Toxic star is suffering from depression.

“Despite their problems, Lynne cares deeply for Britney and wants to find a way to help her,” a “friend” told Star. “She thinks antidepressant drugs may be the answer. Lynne feels Britney has severe depression issues, and they are in large part the cause of her apparent manic behavior and past problems with alcohol.”

Keep in mind this is Star reporting, but at this point I wouldn’t be surprised if it turned out to be true. This is Britney Spears we’re talking about. She could eat her kids with a knife and fork and it wouldn’t be surprising. Well, maybe except that she used utensils.


  1. wanks

    what a coincidence….i slapped britney’s mom too!!

  2. Britney, I might look terrible in a bikini, but at least I don’t hit my mother. So your mother is the bitch from hell that you can’t please, then stop talking to her, but don’t hit her. You know you should be in jail for hitting her. What kind of justice system do we have here? Someone needs to call Al Sharpton.

  3. boo

    Does this girl not own any cute shoes? She is practically naked and she has on those ugly loafers. I hate the way she dresses but you would think she would own ONE PAIR of shoes I could covet.

  4. word

    why hasn’t anyone else been wondering why Britney Spears has more pictures with the puppy she just bought a few days ago, than she has of her with her children…ever

  5. Jimbo

    The story’s completely true. Britney wrestled Lynn to the floor, pulling and scratching until both of them were topless. Then KFed walked over and jerked off over both of them. When he was finished he said “just another Saturday night!” and they all laughed

  6. Chauncey Gardner

    The Star could say that Britney imported blue whales to the Jovian moon Europa, release them into the ocean under the frozen ice crust, and go scuba-whale-hunting with the reanimated corpses of Laurel and Hardy, and I’d *still* fucking believe it. She’s *that* fucking crazy.

  7. RAA

    Past drinking problems?!?!
    Past?!?! What about the ones she´s got now??
    And the Frenchie-wannabe wig??
    Doesn´t that ring a bell?

  8. Her mom should be continuously slapped, at all times, for having birthed such an abomination.

  9. sapphire

    So why did she even shave her head in the first place if she’s only going to wear wigs all the time now?

  10. llalalal

    her stomach looks good.

    anyone else find it odd she’s wearing American Eagle shorts?

  11. no-1

    LMAO@ the part about eating her kids. only if they were covered in gravy or cheeto dust. yum yum.

  12. You Suck!

    Wow, post 50, you’re pretty lame to actually bother to troll my user name for the purposes of posting that? You’re probably also one of those people who really enjoys it when his dad gives him a good anal fristing. Am I right? Doesn’t make any sense you say? Perhaps so, but enjoying being anal fristed by your dad is about as lame as enjoying trolling people to post lame “frist” comments. Douchebag.

  13. Aly

    I wish the paparazzi would just stop following her around. I’m sick of all these pictures of her doing nothing.

  14. queenbuzz

    Nothing says class like Daisy Dukes and high heels. How do you spell T-R-A-I-N W-R-E-C-K?

  15. Dave

    Doesn’t that look suspiciously like the top of a “K” and and “N” peeking out of the top of her shorts? I wonder whose name begins with a “K” and an “N” that Bratney would tattoo next to her “woman parts?”

    She so a-dolt.

  16. MeatSack

    Damn, I just might hit that.
    I need a drink…

  17. silverdollar

    dude. is this bitch EVER with her children?

  18. Kamiki

    God those plastic trashy nails are like shovels – they are so disgustingly trailer park!

  19. Donna

    i forgot that it’s 1998 and that belly shirts are in.

  20. cancelgrl

    umm..isn’t that a random spoon in the console of her car. aren’t spoons used in the kitchen or to cook cocaine=crack.

  21. Mick

    Top row, Third photo. Does she have stubble on the side of her face?
    Brit’s body is so fat and sick looking.

  22. U know Brittney, zince U
    don’t have a career
    anymore…do U think that
    itz actually pozzible
    to be with your kidz every-
    day? I zee U have no
    problem=o carrying your puppy
    around..U do have 2
    fuckin armz..how about uzing
    thoze fatt armz and
    carrying thoze kidz for a
    fuckin change..be a
    mommy…mommiedeareztbitch!

  23. EMAX

    I think her bodyguard’s shirt is
    on inside-out in one of the pics,
    did anyone else notice that?

  24. Porkchop of all porkchops.

  25. thanks for your post!!!!!!!!!

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