Britney Spears allegedly got into a “shocking slapfest” with her mom last month that “left Lynne shaken and Britney more determined than ever to cut her mother out of her life for good.” Star reports via The Scoop:
“Lynne barged into the house and insisted on taking the kids out to spend some private time with them,” an insider told the tab. “She didn’t ask or suggest, she demanded!” says the insider. “Then she began denigrating Britney’s mothering skills and losing her temper at the same time!”
It was because of the cat fight that Spears served the legal papers against her mother, but the buzz is that Lynne Spears is mulling a countersuit. But she doesn’t completely blame her daughter — she believes the Toxic star is suffering from depression.
“Despite their problems, Lynne cares deeply for Britney and wants to find a way to help her,” a “friend” told Star. “She thinks antidepressant drugs may be the answer. Lynne feels Britney has severe depression issues, and they are in large part the cause of her apparent manic behavior and past problems with alcohol.”
Keep in mind this is Star reporting, but at this point I wouldn’t be surprised if it turned out to be true. This is Britney Spears we’re talking about. She could eat her kids with a knife and fork and it wouldn’t be surprising. Well, maybe except that she used utensils.
FRANKO | July 18, 2007 at 12:12 pm
FIRST!
we | July 18, 2007 at 12:12 pm
LOL
havoc | July 18, 2007 at 12:15 pm
A slapfest!!!!
Oooooo we’re they naked? Oiled up? High heels?
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melladior | July 18, 2007 at 12:16 pm
I blame Jamie Lynn for this. If she had just used the hide-a-key under the welcome mat to let herself in quietly instead of barging in, Britney wouldn’t have even noticed the kids were missing and this whole thing would never have happened.
Dizzybenny | July 18, 2007 at 12:17 pm
well there goes my theory that she should leave LA and go back home to mom for a few years and raise her kids right.
Sportsdvl | July 18, 2007 at 12:17 pm
Wait, 2 trailer park sluts slapping each other over their alleged “parenting” skills….come on, so unbelievable! Don’t trailer trash usually discuss things like rational adults?
Alex | July 18, 2007 at 12:21 pm
Damn Fish! Slow day?
Godfella | July 18, 2007 at 12:23 pm
First!!!! suckers….
Ooba Gooba | July 18, 2007 at 12:23 pm
Is anyone else as sick of Twitney Spears as I am? Here we have a no-talent, slutty trailer park queen being put up on a pedestal every fucking day. Enough! The skank doesn’t DO anything but go to clubs and get trashed and ignore her kids. I want news about some classy people, not this piece of dirt.
cass | July 18, 2007 at 12:24 pm
she looks good for havin two kids, yall, but she needs to wash her nasty extentions!
Jimbo | July 18, 2007 at 12:24 pm
Is it just me or does Twitney look pretty good in these pics? I’d smash that trailer trash ho in her double wide ANYDAY.
Christ on a Crotch | July 18, 2007 at 12:25 pm
Her new reality show starring her and her puppies and parakeets will be called “Psychotic – The Downhill Years.”
Children, there’s a reason LA is called LaLa Land. Mothers, don’t let your babies grow up to be pop tarts.
Who walks around like that, anyway? I mean, she’s got a nice body, all proportioned, but, WTF, man!!!??? She must be really lonely. I know what a leper must feel like.
Pobrecita (NOT!)
Referencing Buckcherry’s “Crazy Bitch”
kerpupples | July 18, 2007 at 12:25 pm
Jaysus. I’m suprised those shorts aren’t showing labia cleavage.
Jason | July 18, 2007 at 12:27 pm
WTF is it with Brittany’s mom that makes her think that she can just take kids when the kids’ MOTHER doesn’t want her there? Fan of Brittany or not, totally fit mother or not……she’s not nearly as bad as a lot of parents out there, and has every right to say who can and can’t have interaction with her kids, including that of any other relative (other than the biological/legal father). She needs to go take a trip to the Bermuda Triangle with Anna Nicole’s mom……..
DEVO | July 18, 2007 at 12:27 pm
Slap your mammy down
Slap your mammy down again
Oh move it up and down now
Oh move it all around now
whoneedsenemies | July 18, 2007 at 12:27 pm
I’m just thankful that Tara’s stomach isn’t poppin up everytime I go to superfish….. Sheaaatttt!!!
ihavealife | July 18, 2007 at 12:29 pm
A person has to be a complete ASS-HOLE like Bite Me! to sit by a computer all day waiting for a new posting just to write FIRST. Get a life you ASS-HOLES. It looks like I’m starting to getting under Bite Me!’s Skin. So sorry. Now you can go sit in a corner to pull your little dick and cry.
ihavealife | July 18, 2007 at 12:33 pm
I’m sorry. My dog was not doing a good job at licking all the peanut butter off my coochie and I was just agrivated. I turn stupid when he doesn’t do his job right.
Jimbo | July 18, 2007 at 12:33 pm
Why does she always look like she needs to wash her nasty hair? If she has enough money for a $3000 dog, she could afford some shampoo!
PuhLease | July 18, 2007 at 12:35 pm
#17
You have to be a complete ASS-HOLE to sit by a computer and call people assholes for writing First! on every blog on superficial.
Like we haven’t seen you write this before, get a life ihavealife!
Cat | July 18, 2007 at 12:35 pm
I have a top just like that, except in chocolate brown. It’s meant to be worn OVER A CAMISOLE, Britney, you dumb whore.
Aubree | July 18, 2007 at 12:36 pm
I see another pic of Britney and I don’t even read the damned article! I don’t give a shit if she slapped her new damned dog or her children or K-Fed and her children and her dog at the same time.
I don’t care if she slapped Paris Hilton and Perez Hilton. I don’t even care if she slaps me!!!!!!!!!!!!
Something new, pleeeeeeeeease!
Kerpupples…if you get bored, like me, I will talk dogs with you. I am also a bit obsessed with mine…
woohoo | July 18, 2007 at 12:39 pm
you guys should check out PEREZHILTON.com, it is updated like 500 times faster than this site…
Lux | July 18, 2007 at 12:39 pm
Everytime I see pictures of Britney it makes me so angry!! There is no excuse for her too look as bad as she does with all the money she has. For the love of God, get a fucking stylist!! She’s like a 5-year-old that wants to dress themselves, and puts on some crazy mis matched outfit, except at least a 5-year-old is cute enough to pull it of. What are those nasty high heel, fur-lined loafers on her feet?! And the trailer trash top and daisy dukes…she is a walking cliche! Lastly, why can’t she carry a nice handbag, she certainly can afford one!
Aubree | July 18, 2007 at 12:43 pm
if we are gonna promote other sites…
http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com
check out the commentary on Amy Winehouse and Posh Spice. hilarious!
amber | July 18, 2007 at 12:43 pm
her body looks pretty good here. better than i’ve seen it in a long time.
but she needs some new clothes and to stop making those fugly faces.
ew.
You Suck! | July 18, 2007 at 12:48 pm
No, people that write “first” are douchebags. The humour in that was dead and buried a long time ago, but you still get losers doing it cuz they’re trying to be cool.
BaldAsBritney | July 18, 2007 at 12:49 pm
#23 Why in the fuck would I go to Perezhilton.com unless I was looking to punish my brain?
Fakies | July 18, 2007 at 12:50 pm
HER HAIR LOOKS LIKE CRAP!!!
bulldogi | July 18, 2007 at 12:51 pm
You have no mothering skills. you rate a dangerous zero as a mother. you are more a “ho” than a “mo”. You sure have turned into a skank. Still trying to be the most popular girl outthere. You are competing with all the lowlife Lohan’s of the world for this title. Just a skank.
FuckNut | July 18, 2007 at 12:51 pm
Is she a mouth breather on top of everything else? Has she not mastered the art of nose breathing yet? Is it possible to take a picture of this slag with her yap closed?
So many questions..
ziggurat | July 18, 2007 at 12:58 pm
Anyone who mothered BSpears shouldn’t be complaining about ‘mothering skills’.
lulu | July 18, 2007 at 12:58 pm
she takes better care of that little puppy then she does her own children—where are they by the way????????? they’re never with her anymore….maybe she killed them.
miss oblivious | July 18, 2007 at 1:02 pm
Next up on Britney’s career path…a slot on the Jerry Springer show; with her mom,dad, Kfed, her exmanager, Shar, first exhusband, etc, etc. Sounds kind of funny, but in reality, both trashy Brit & Jerry need to just go away. Your time is up.
#21…I know what you’re saying, I have a blue top like that too…but it came with a grey cami to wear UNDERNEATH; which I do. What a stupid attention whore Brit is. Still trying to work the same Lolita look she did in 1998.
& #17 “ihavealife”; why don’t you shut the fuck up already, ASSHOLE. Obviously you don’t have much of a life, because all you ever post is the same stupid first! gripe. Its gotten real old. Either contribute something new or go away.
michelle | July 18, 2007 at 1:04 pm
Britney does not look half bad in the pictures but if the story is true, I’d be pissed if my mother barged into my house demanding things of me.
Depression? Yes, definitely. My prediction is that Britney is so depressed because her career is in ruins as is her body and she will never be free with children (though, she acts as if she doesn’t even have children).
Christ on a Crotch | July 18, 2007 at 1:05 pm
#31 lulu
Maybe a dingo ate her babies.
You Suck! | July 18, 2007 at 1:07 pm
Hey post 34, post 17′s complaining about the first thing has gotten pretty old, and they do need to shut up about it. Then again, the lame posting of “first” has gotten a whole lot older and should be shut the fuck up a whole lot quicker. Know what I’m saying?
veggi | July 18, 2007 at 1:08 pm
For good measure…….
FIRST!
Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds | July 18, 2007 at 1:08 pm
Girls from Europe don’t even look this bad. Will someone please tell her to stop wearing little girls headbands. Her her looks so nasty all the time.
ihavealife | July 18, 2007 at 1:09 pm
Well said #27 I agree 100%
Miserable Bastard | July 18, 2007 at 1:11 pm
They both need to get into a slapping contest with Laila Ali.
miss oblivious | July 18, 2007 at 1:16 pm
#37, yeh, I hear ya. Only difference is, I think everyone pretty much comes to expect that #1 will usually say first! (and there is always going to be some newbie doing it)so you can just scroll past that. But with the other comment, its always hidden in the masses.
Ooba Gooba | July 18, 2007 at 1:19 pm
#36: Good Seinfeld reference.
stinko mcgoo | July 18, 2007 at 1:23 pm
Andy Dick called. He wishes you were dead.
wedgeone | July 18, 2007 at 1:24 pm
#9 – “Classy” people don’t draw attention to themselves. Thus, no news about them exists.
Britney = pot
Lynne = kettle
star69 | July 18, 2007 at 1:25 pm
Tweeker.
maeby | July 18, 2007 at 1:28 pm
It must be hard to slap someone when you are double fisting a can of Natty Ice and a bottle of Bankers Club Vodka.
LJ | July 18, 2007 at 1:30 pm
Ummmmmmmmmmmmmm where did her dog go? He was there in the first few pics, then he disappeared….ummmmmm.
yolatengo | July 18, 2007 at 1:33 pm
after what seemed like an eternity staring at that disgusting Chernobyl mess that tara calls her stomach bri doesnt look all that bad here.
You Suck! | July 18, 2007 at 1:40 pm
Bur this on the other hand is relly cool
FRIST!