Britney Spears actually showed up at the courthouse, according to TMZ. It’s a little after 12:30 p.m. PST. The court is in recess until 1:30 p.m. PST. Several witnesses have already given their testimony including first responders to Britney’s house the night of her meltdown. I’ll keep an eye on things and let you guys know if anything goes down in the next couple of hours. I’m just surprised she actually showed up. Britney does know “custody” is not a type of ice cream, right? Can we get confirmation on that? Do we have someone on the inside? No, not in the budget? Damn. What about Adnan? Get him on the phone. Tell him I’ll pay $4 and half a Twix for an interview. That’s my best offer, and he’d be wise to take it.
UPDATE: Britney left the courthouse after ten minutes, got in her SUV and drove home. That pop you just heard was Britney’s lawyer’s head exploding. Twice.
Fashion Police | January 14, 2008 at 4:41 pm
It that what she is wearing to court. She needs one of those free personal shopper that anyone can get at the Big Chain stores. Homeless people dress with better class and dignity than her. Hookers also dress better for court.
emmers | January 14, 2008 at 4:44 pm
i saw on tmz’s live feed that there was a cardboard sign advertising starbucks at the courthouse… my guess is that’s how they got her there. =)
sluts rule | January 14, 2008 at 4:44 pm
does really think that dressing like a skank will impress the judge? even hicks have enough sense to wear pants to court.
ph7 | January 14, 2008 at 4:45 pm
#3 will now die sad.
Fashion Police | January 14, 2008 at 4:46 pm
I’m finally FIRST on “The Superficial” – Thank God – Now I can die happy.
:)
moobs | January 14, 2008 at 4:46 pm
pathetic hag
zz | January 14, 2008 at 4:47 pm
No, that’s a picture from the time at the mall she had a british accent.
Chauncey Gardner | January 14, 2008 at 4:48 pm
That Iron Maiden fan behind her looks pretty fucking surprised, too. He looks like he just saw “Tubgirl” for the first time.
boo | January 14, 2008 at 4:50 pm
It’s being reported that she wore the short white wedding dress to court. Take that Kevin,* shows YOU what you’re missing*
The Beer Baron | January 14, 2008 at 4:54 pm
Iron Maiden rules. I guess I feel like a complete douche wearing a Scorpions tee.
Rubink | January 14, 2008 at 4:56 pm
It’s not clear she actually STAYED at the courthouse. Maybe she will come back? Of course telling her to “show up” may make her think that she has done all she needs to do. Time for a Frappuccino!
PunkA | January 14, 2008 at 4:56 pm
No way she dressed that hoochie to court. I mean, wow. That is just horrible. It screams unfit mother.
FRIST!!! | January 14, 2008 at 4:56 pm
Der…I’m pretty sure these pics are not from today..although I am super curious what she did end up wearing. During the police standoff she was only wearing panties. For three hours. No shirt at all. With cops right outside. They finally had to cover her up. You’d think she’d want to hide that beer gut of hers..
woodhorse | January 14, 2008 at 4:59 pm
Since she gave up on a music career, maybe she could start writing self-help books.
Also, Fish you are awesome and I really hate to say this but Britney’s fake British accent is better than yours.
D. Richards (Stain.) | January 14, 2008 at 5:04 pm
‘Yawhoo, Skeeter! I s’re d’ lughve m’ Dr. Peppurgh.’
I like to walk around with the cap screwed off of my bottled drinks. Yeah, because I like the taste. Not so much the carbonation. Flat drinks are so much healthier for you too.
I wanna bite a piece-of Britney’s face off like Robert Deniro does that woman in ‘Cape Fear’. And spit it hard on to the ground.
Giggles | January 14, 2008 at 5:10 pm
TMZ now says that she got to the courthouse and then left. What a weirdo. If this doesn’t PROVE she loves being photographed, what does? She goes where she knows all of the paps are, gets out of the car, gets back in the car, and then leaves? Bitch loves the attention and LOVES pretending she’s a victim even more.
The Office Whore | January 14, 2008 at 5:13 pm
16- I’ve done that too…. but it was a family reunion and I was blistered……. and nobody saw me… ok, so, it was nothing like this..
FRIST!! Had a ‘painkiller’ from Cheddars today for lunch. Fucking wonderful coconut drink…. plus I met my daily fruit quota..
K-fed | January 14, 2008 at 5:15 pm
Brit’s SUV just drove over a cliff and erupted into a massive fireball!
Brit’s SUV just drove over a cliff and erupted into a massive fireball!
Brit’s SUV just drove over a cliff and erupted into a massive fireball!
Brit’s SUV just drove over a cliff and erupted into a massive fireball!
Brit’s SUV just drove over a cliff and erupted into a massive fireball!
Brit’s SUV just drove over a cliff and erupted into a massive fireball!
Brit’s SUV just drove over a cliff and erupted into a massive fireball!
Brit’s SUV just drove over a cliff and erupted into a massive fireball!
If I type it enough times I’ll start to believe its true….then I’ll forget this cunt even stille exists.
PunkA | January 14, 2008 at 5:17 pm
She just went on a Starbucks run for the judge and will be back by the time court is back in session. That judge loves a grande latte.
Clem | January 14, 2008 at 5:22 pm
Where can I get odds of her being alive in ’09?
jaybird | January 14, 2008 at 5:23 pm
So…why does anyone care? Brit Brit doesn’t want the babies. That’s obvious. I don’t understand why things happen and then people say “oh, maybe she still has a chance to keep the kids after all!”. All of these shenanigans are just so that she doesn’t have to deal with the kids.
It’s my theory that people stop growing up the second they become famous. So Britney Spears stayed at about 16 and never truly matured emotionally. It’s all kind of sad.
missywissy | January 14, 2008 at 5:24 pm
Hey folks, update your shit. She just married the pap.
mimi | January 14, 2008 at 5:25 pm
dam u r sloooow with the “breaking news.”
Go, back to bad.
Tamara | January 14, 2008 at 5:28 pm
That’s really sweet. It seems people actually believed the prospect of regaining visitation rights with her kids would be motivation enough for Britney to brave the storm. If they were really smart, they’d have had someone standing at the entrance of the courthouse with a Venti, extra-whip Frappucino in one hand and a bag of Cheetos in the other. Britney might not be willing to face the crowds for the sake of her boys, but I think everyone knows she’d go to the ends of the earth for a Mocah frap….
FRIST!!! | January 14, 2008 at 5:31 pm
#17, WHORE, I could use a “painkiller” myself. Preferably oxycontin, but friuty coconutty drinks will do..
God I hate Mondays..
Custom Roses | January 14, 2008 at 5:36 pm
What happened to the rest of her jeans?
http://www.CustomRoses.com
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Champ | January 14, 2008 at 5:44 pm
Shit, we wear the same outfits to court it appears.
In fact, I also wear that same garb when going to job interviews. People seem to love the belly flab hanging out and also the furry boots.
Ted from LA | January 14, 2008 at 6:04 pm
Those boots are a cry for help. Some people threaten suicide, some people wear winter boots with shorts. I love her her new pap smear boyfriend is now bossing the paps around and yelling at them to stand back and give them room. Ironic, isn’t it?
Iowa Girl | January 14, 2008 at 6:09 pm
she showed up and left. She drove around the courthouse a few times too. this isn’t a pic of her at court.
i am so tired of her, but i can’t quit talking sh!t about her. it’s almost turning into a game
Jimbo | January 14, 2008 at 6:09 pm
FRIST You just need a drink to fix the hang over.
Jaffo | January 14, 2008 at 6:34 pm
2 things: First, yes Iron Maiden does in fact RULE! Second, man her feet must be so rank and sweaty in those boots. Gross…
Sauron | January 14, 2008 at 6:35 pm
It’s clear stop.She isn’t interested anymore stop.No matter what the final decision will be stop.End.
FRIST!!! | January 14, 2008 at 6:35 pm
Yeah, there’s enough bottles of wine in this office, maybe one of them “disappears”..
Lowlands | January 14, 2008 at 6:57 pm
Lawyers are a bunch of hyenas as well.Unless it’s my lawyer,because i received a christmas card.
El-Coyote | January 14, 2008 at 7:01 pm
Can we bury her next to Kurt Cobain?
He likes skanky blondes and Courtney went back on her promise….
Violet | January 14, 2008 at 7:17 pm
I don’t want to alarm anyone, but does her abdomen look a little more round than normal? Not in a I-drank-30-mocha-ventis kinda way, but more in an I-ate-a-baby kinda way?
*hides*
kelly | January 14, 2008 at 7:54 pm
No lawyer on earth could look bad after dealing with a client like this. Not even the ones who sleep through your death sentence appeal.
Mama Pinkus | January 14, 2008 at 9:07 pm
Her judgement is way off if she thinks that is appropriate attire for a court appearance. Does she not have any advisors or close friends who can set her straight?
ReadingisFundamental | January 14, 2008 at 9:36 pm
Sadly she didn’t wear the shorts and tacky top when she did her courthouse drive-by but she did wear something just as inappropriate and nasty
I really feel for her lawyers. I truly do.
cookie monsta | January 14, 2008 at 10:08 pm
she’s skanky and she’s manky
deliberately wanky,
Why can’t she just fuck off?
teehee | January 14, 2008 at 10:38 pm
Can you imagine the smell inside the boots?
Puritan Assmilk | January 14, 2008 at 11:43 pm
dammit, enough with britney already…
Mini | January 14, 2008 at 11:55 pm
Why does she always look like her snatch stinks ?!?!!?!?
john | January 15, 2008 at 4:48 am
Believe or not, Britney will still rock the year 2008. I am big Britney fan. Just saw her profile on millionaire dating site called WealthyRomance.com last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.
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Bruce L | January 15, 2008 at 12:23 pm
Good to see she dressed for the occasion.
whatever | January 15, 2008 at 8:50 pm
Who’s that fat zombie walking behind her? Was there a film set nearby for a Dawn of the Dead sequel?
whatever | January 15, 2008 at 8:55 pm
#44 – um, because her snatch probably does always stink?
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