UPDATE: Britney Spears shows up for court – Gasp!

By: The Superficial / January 14, 2008

Britney Spears actually showed up at the courthouse, according to TMZ. It’s a little after 12:30 p.m. PST. The court is in recess until 1:30 p.m. PST. Several witnesses have already given their testimony including first responders to Britney’s house the night of her meltdown. I’ll keep an eye on things and let you guys know if anything goes down in the next couple of hours. I’m just surprised she actually showed up. Britney does know “custody” is not a type of ice cream, right? Can we get confirmation on that? Do we have someone on the inside? No, not in the budget? Damn. What about Adnan? Get him on the phone. Tell him I’ll pay $4 and half a Twix for an interview. That’s my best offer, and he’d be wise to take it.

UPDATE: Britney left the courthouse after ten minutes, got in her SUV and drove home. That pop you just heard was Britney’s lawyer’s head exploding. Twice.