Britney Spears was spotted at Millennium Dance Studio, once again wearing her dancing cowgirl outfit. Hard to imagine yesterday she looked like this. She looks way better when she doesn’t wear her lipstick, so it’s hard to figure out why she’s always putting it on. It’s like she goes out of her way to look bad. One of these days she’s gonna get plastic surgery and when the surgeon asks what she wants to look like she’ll reply, “George Costanza.”
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Donkey | April 27, 2007 at 9:02 am
What’s up with the boot obsession?
Fishstick | April 27, 2007 at 9:03 am
Boots is hot. right brit-brit?
wedgeone | April 27, 2007 at 9:08 am
She should put that black woman in the red t-shirt and jeans on her permanent payroll, and make her stand next to her in every single picture from now on. It’s her only chance.
YouRang | April 27, 2007 at 9:09 am
Is that even her kid? Would she know the difference?
Taximom | April 27, 2007 at 9:10 am
What’s up with those fishnets? It looks like it’s the only pair she has because they always have the same HOles.
bungoone | April 27, 2007 at 9:10 am
i don’t know which kid that is, but he isn’t as gorgeous as someone said in the last post about britney.
if anything, that could be donald trumps kid with the combover he’s got going on there.
bungoone | April 27, 2007 at 9:12 am
please note: these are not the same boots as she’s been wearing. apparently she’s invested in 2 pairs of ugly high-heeled cowboy boots. way to branch out britney!
Fifth Stooge | April 27, 2007 at 9:14 am
She slept in that outfit. I’ll bet it smells ripe?
veggi | April 27, 2007 at 9:15 am
The ol’ glue in the bottom of the boot trick. That was mean Kev.
Poroleishon | April 27, 2007 at 9:15 am
Does she dance in those boots as well? ouch…mmm i can imagine her “comeback” all full of cowgirl crap… and it will probably suck.
wedgeone | April 27, 2007 at 9:18 am
if that wasn’t Brit – but the body and outfit was exactly the same – there’d be 50 “I’d hit it!” comments by now. in her current form she’s the new queen of silent-shame online masturbation.
daηielle™↵ | April 27, 2007 at 9:19 am
Why can’t white people keep their clothes on? Sheesh.
Jimbo ? | April 27, 2007 at 9:19 am
This is turning out to be a boring day. Big deal Tyra did not pay her bill and so what about Britney? I am glad to see she is off her ass and getting back to work.
AngryD | April 27, 2007 at 9:20 am
This chick looks so different from one day to the next, that I’m not sure whether I’m still wearing the beer goggles or not – need to sober up obviously……..
deborah | April 27, 2007 at 9:20 am
I wanna be a cowgirl hooker…is there a college credit class for that?? Fish Net Weaving and Repair 101, Ointment Application and Condom Care 103, First Aid for Cold Sores and Blisters, and all the exams are oral.
jus'stupid | April 27, 2007 at 9:21 am
What makes torn clothing sexy? Actually, what makes people think they are sexy. Poor white trash wearing crap. Spend 20 bucks, get some stuff that isn’t full of holes.
FRIST!!! | April 27, 2007 at 9:22 am
#5 Yep
#7 you must pay great attention to detail, I assumed they were the same boots.
What is she some kind of hooker cowgirl???
I fucking hate that goddamned hat!!!
WTC, I hate the whole outfit, she should just walk around naked, it would be an improvement. She must still be on drugs or something if she thinks that looks good…
whoneedsenemies | April 27, 2007 at 9:22 am
Please please someone take her to the shoe store and get her some decent shoes and hose. Those fishnets are making me vomit…just like the boots did the other day….
BarbadoSlim | April 27, 2007 at 9:25 am
Oh, I saw this on Cops!
Under:
Arkansas, 3:54pm
Deranged Homeless Prostitute Call
FRIST!!! | April 27, 2007 at 9:27 am
In that pic of her with her kid (pretty sure that’s HER kid) what’s going on with her skin???
BarbadoSlim | April 27, 2007 at 9:30 am
Nobody’s told Clitney here that you are NOT supposed actual crab fishing nets as clothing.
jeeeeeeez…
BarbadoSlim | April 27, 2007 at 9:30 am
*to use
doomhammer | April 27, 2007 at 9:33 am
Aw hell, shes fired David Lee Roth and hired Richie Sambora as wardrobe consultant….grrrrrrreat.
allyoops! | April 27, 2007 at 9:35 am
so i know i keep suggesting that the boots are hiding some kind of ankle bracelet to keep her ass in check, but i have an alternate theory now based on her daily transformations…
her body double has a tattoo on one of her ankles, and the boots hide it…this way no one can prove its not the real Brit wearing torn fishnets and practicing her dance moves…
what do you think…there MUST be a reason for the boots!
FRIST!!! | April 27, 2007 at 9:36 am
@23 What? No she didn’t, she NEEDS to!!!
jus'stupid | April 27, 2007 at 9:38 am
She is the epitomy of the Getchen Wilson song “redneck woman” She buys all her clothes at walmart and the dollar store. I saw that hat when I was buying my wife tampons.
guymorgan | April 27, 2007 at 9:38 am
You mean, ‘Britney Spears was spotted today’
She is doing nothing to ‘show off’ her body.
Anexio | April 27, 2007 at 9:41 am
‘dem boots were made for raging
doomhammer | April 27, 2007 at 9:41 am
The only thing missing from that picture is an alligator roach clip with feathers hanging off the hat….
I think she is dating the dude that spreads pixie dust on the tilt-o-whirl
Chemicakitty | April 27, 2007 at 9:42 am
How the hell did she lose so much weight so quickly?!
Maybe we’re looking at her reflection from a mirror – you know the ones they have at the circus which can make you look short and fat or tall and skinny…
RockyMtnHigh | April 27, 2007 at 9:43 am
What I don’t get: she clearly takes the time to change into the ugly cowboy boots AFTER doing her “dancing” (read: lypo) and BEFORE leaving the studio – could she not also try bathing and then change into some real clothes, or even just slip a muumuu back on over her little wonder-woman outfit before going outside?
I’m beginning to agree that this is just a body double being used for publicity – but one of these days Scooby and the gang are going to show up and rip off her mask and fishnets-and-boots Britney will turn out to be…(dun dun duuunnn)…JOE SIMPSON.
Jimbo ? | April 27, 2007 at 9:43 am
Did You know David Lee Roth use to write off his condoms as a business expense? What a life!!
WTFiswrongwithUppl | April 27, 2007 at 9:45 am
The reason for the boots is this: Britney is a feral slob with no taste or hygiene. She needs to haul ass to Louis Vuitton stat.
Poor Sean P is wondering who the fuck is the country western hooker hanging with them.
And is there really a baby in that carrier?
I believe of the 3 apocalyptic horsemen, she is the biggest attention addict.
WTFiswrongwithUppl | April 27, 2007 at 9:46 am
fucking GOLD #29!
iburl | April 27, 2007 at 9:48 am
Don’t you have to be a stripper, whore, or in show business to dress like that? I know she is not in any kind of show business, so my assumption is that she is whoring.
Yo-Yo smegMa | April 27, 2007 at 9:51 am
I like to trash the celebs, but sometimes it’s a little silly when these sites get lazy about their material. There will be a post from a movie set and morons will rush to comment “how can she go out dressed like that!” Or this one – she’s rehearsing for an upcoming gig at House of Blues, and since she can’t sing, she’s preparing her usual whore-dancing show, complete with the cowgirl whore outfit. It’s the exact same type of act she’s always had, and the deal is she’s always made her money from these touring whore-shows, not from her “albums” which have never been top sellers. She doesn’t have a star trek transporter that beams her directly into the rehearsal studio, so she can be “spotted” walking to it. Wow. What a scoop.
castanza | April 27, 2007 at 9:54 am
Okay I just don’t *get* the cowboy boots. It must be some kind of inside joke between her and Woody Harrelson. Don’t think he’s not involved in any of this.
Nikk The Templar | April 27, 2007 at 9:55 am
Those boots are starting to look pretty worn out…
And #29….quote of the day.
F-Sucker | April 27, 2007 at 9:56 am
Fucktastic.
wedge1 | April 27, 2007 at 9:57 am
#3 & #11 = Troll. Not me.
When is Brit going to realize that the entire world knows that she SHAVED HER HEAD!?? The wigs just aren’t fooling anyone.
How funny it must be to be in her dance troupe & she busts some move & her hair falls off!
Jimbo ? | April 27, 2007 at 10:01 am
Wedge1 – Don’t you feel special to have your own troll. I am not sure where mine is today. I think she might have had a rough night and is sleeping in.
Fishstick | April 27, 2007 at 10:01 am
Wassup FRIST? big plans this weekend? mine include drinking, writing papers, drinking, dozing off on said papers, drooling on my papers, drinking, and finally sending in my completed research papers all written in crayon. good times.
DrPhowstus | April 27, 2007 at 10:25 am
I’m coating my unit in Cheeto dust as we speak, just waiting fo my big chance.
veggi | April 27, 2007 at 10:27 am
Careful Dr., She’ll bite it off.
Stan | April 27, 2007 at 10:29 am
re: identifying which commenters are trolls (*yawn*)
Don’t care, don’t care, don’t care. Goddamnit! Can we please… just get back to playing our celebrity-trashing game, PLEASE?!
Dureagonfly | April 27, 2007 at 10:33 am
What is up with the tatoo or stamp on the inside of her right wrist….is it a lesbian thing?
Geddy McGowan | April 27, 2007 at 10:35 am
Thank you Brit-Brit
Showing off that big sexy ass has bumped Lindsay from the Number-One spot of my favorite celebrity fuck machine. (Well, for now)
YouRang | April 27, 2007 at 10:41 am
This outfit looks like she’s modeling for her new perfume: Trailer Hussy – This product may cause/cure syphilis
Jimbo ? | April 27, 2007 at 10:42 am
@45 I would love to get back to playing our “celebrity-trashing game” there is just nothing here. I am having more fun plucking the hairs off my nuts. I am almost done and if a better story does not come up, I will have to pluck the hairs off my asshole
doomhammer | April 27, 2007 at 10:45 am
She certainly loves the retro trash look. That baby already has his feathered look coming in.
That boy is destined to be living in a pop-up trailer and guessing peoples weights….