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DancingQueen | April 24, 2007 at 8:21 am
Plastic Surgery – It does a body good.
What is up w/those cowboy boots? She wears those tired things NON-STOP. Note to Brit: you’re rich, buy some nice shoes.
Adult Underoos | April 24, 2007 at 8:23 am
body double!
Conky | April 24, 2007 at 8:28 am
Those boots gotta reek.
And I hope her “Inspector Gadget” hat doesn’t start a trend.
YouRang | April 24, 2007 at 8:30 am
Look at those legs. Is her comeback going to include becoming the kicker for the Patriots?
Badmofo210 | April 24, 2007 at 8:30 am
Third!!! damn…
guess money does a body good!
(sorry dancing queen i thought that up when i was reading it!)
herniated sphincter | April 24, 2007 at 8:30 am
Maybe she could make a comeback after all. Lots of guys would go for the fantasy that Barbie could become a mom, twice, and then go back to being a blonde hooker with a biteable butt. I mean, look at all the guys who were lusting after that granny-tranny vulcan yesterday (Jennifer Tilly). It’s impossible to underestimate this audience.
xavierh | April 24, 2007 at 8:33 am
In the shots of her back (like no. 18), you can see she got a tattoo of a Kabbalistic healing word on the upper nape of her neck, right above her gold crucifix. I guess she’s covering all her bases!
Sparkles13 | April 24, 2007 at 8:34 am
Cowboy hookers from hell!
Pantera…no? Anyone? Anyone?
I’ve made myself laugh. And goddamnit that’s enough.
verania | April 24, 2007 at 8:34 am
Wow. She still has jiggly chubby arms but sports a toned belly. Definitely quite a bit of lipo has occurred the last four months. Wish I had her money to go get some nip/tuck.
verania | April 24, 2007 at 8:36 am
Brit, what is up with the torn hosiery. Holes in your hooker fishnets is never cool. Come now.
Fishstick | April 24, 2007 at 8:36 am
Damn, Brit’s lookin’ ass-smackalicious.
jrzmommy♠ | April 24, 2007 at 8:37 am
WHAT? Suri Cruise celebrates her first birthday and all we get are pictures of a has-been pop star and a story about one slut getting mad at two other sluts? the injustice.
crewmancross | April 24, 2007 at 8:38 am
i hate the fact that i’m mildly attracted to this.
veggi | April 24, 2007 at 8:38 am
Brit, we wanted you to wear panties, and by gawd, there they are.
ivve | April 24, 2007 at 8:44 am
You know, it seems like we see her really short hair kind of poking out from under the wig more often than not. I kinda feel like she either needs to shell out for better wigs that she can wear without hats, or just do a short haircut. What she
D'arcy | April 24, 2007 at 8:45 am
Ah, the slutty clothes are a sign that she is back in business.
whitegold | April 24, 2007 at 8:45 am
Can’t see down far enough to notice any abs. My eyes get stuck on those stupid hats covering those stop wigs covering that stupid bald head, and then I get too annoyed to look at her any longer and I move on. Maybe her abs are nice, maybe they aren’t, but until she fixes that face, I’ll never know for sure.
Crazy bald fool.
ph7 | April 24, 2007 at 8:45 am
Mother of the Year
bungoone | April 24, 2007 at 8:46 am
did she really wear the same shirt out clubbin that she did to work out in? i’m sure it smells as nice as her boots.
plus, she looks like she’s stuck in a constant state of Flashdance.
i think she’s sucking it in bigtime because her stomach doesn’t look so tight in some of the photos. or she just got those abs airbrushed on like janet jackson.
ph7 | April 24, 2007 at 8:47 am
Still has thunder thighs.
Her legs look like tree stumps.
Fifth Stooge | April 24, 2007 at 8:47 am
What an ass,
what an ass,
what an ass,
what a mighty stupid ass.
FRIST!!! | April 24, 2007 at 8:48 am
# 9 No shit, huh???
I have to do it the hard way
itspat | April 24, 2007 at 8:49 am
#8 better than her last song (Look at me now, I’m broken).
lambman | April 24, 2007 at 8:49 am
Its about time, cause if the world is going to insist on giving her attention all the time the least she can do is have an attractive body!
FRIST!!! | April 24, 2007 at 8:50 am
Gotta admit, the bod’s looking much better, but what’s with the trailor tramp clothes? Thought garbage sacks and mompants were in now…get a clue
Least she’s sporting a little better wig these days.
combustion8 | April 24, 2007 at 8:52 am
mother want another?
Geddy McGowan | April 24, 2007 at 8:53 am
Ah, what a way to start my day, looking at Britney’s hot ass….me wannee do her in that place that girls dread. (doggystyle of course)
jrzabortion | April 24, 2007 at 8:55 am
We might as well brace ourselves now. In less than a year, she’s be doing her choreographed jiggle-spazzing onstage, lip-syncing to her #1 hit on the pop charts, some bit of drivel about having “been to hell and back” but she’s “still standing” (yaaaaakkkk). And it’ll be a sellout crowd, packed with young girls who think she’s an icon. It’s just a matter of time.
TaiTai | April 24, 2007 at 8:57 am
Perfect outfit to wear to her child custody hearing. Nice to see she’s changing her ways.
NicotineEyePatch | April 24, 2007 at 8:58 am
27: “me wannee do her in that place that girls dread”.
The bathroom at Applebee’s?
Superfish | April 24, 2007 at 8:59 am
i’d do her
probably do her again and again and again after that.
td | April 24, 2007 at 9:00 am
Cocaine really burns the fat away!
Superfish | April 24, 2007 at 9:01 am
its good to see her back to her old self though i must admit. i didn’t think she was gonna make it without taking multiple trips back to rehab and then finally blowing her brains…well, killing herself.
but who knows? she might just turn great
jrzmommy♠ | April 24, 2007 at 9:02 am
27: The gyn’s office? The bathroom after a man uses it? Where?
InvaderZim | April 24, 2007 at 9:03 am
The clothes and work she had on her body do make her look pretty good. But remember — beneath all of that is a ugly snatch and trashy voice to go with it.
Superfish | April 24, 2007 at 9:03 am
…in other words: i’d still do her.
Geno | April 24, 2007 at 9:03 am
Good to see she didn’t use Tara Reid’s doctor. Britney is still a train wreck….
yolatengo | April 24, 2007 at 9:04 am
HATE HATE this dumb bitch…i bet she thinks she’ll show everyone with her triumphant return to the good ol’ glory days of sexy bruteshit, her greedy handlers with their daily encouranging of their cash cow(punt intended) less they have to go get a real job. waste of fucking space.
veggi | April 24, 2007 at 9:04 am
She looks like she’s getting ready for her Latin Tour. “Una Mas Briney! Una Mas!”
Wow Just Wow | April 24, 2007 at 9:04 am
Same ripped fishnets from last week?
http://thesuperficial.com/image.php?path=/2007/04/britney-spears-millenium-dance-abs-23.jpg
Damn, she better get a job soon. Is 10th Avenue in Times Square still looking for streetwalkers?
N@ughty | April 24, 2007 at 9:06 am
#37 Britney’s not the train wreck, it’s just her slutty clothes. but she’s better now. 26 days of rehab really paid off.
So why is it possible for Britney Spears to look this good after two kids and fed-ex and Paris Hilton isn’t dead yet? somebody shoot the bitch already!
bungoone | April 24, 2007 at 9:09 am
41, how is she not a train wreck?
Fishstick | April 24, 2007 at 9:13 am
Bored and sleepy. I need a drink.
YouRang | April 24, 2007 at 9:13 am
Seriously, I’ll bet she could kick a football through a brick wall and still be accurate from forty yards.
Cho Seung-Hui | April 24, 2007 at 9:13 am
From Jessica Lynch’s congressional testimony today:
“Following my rescue, the doctors in Landstuhl, Germany found in a physical exam that I had been sexually assaulted,” she said. “Today, I continue to deal with bladder, bowel and kidney problems as a result of my injuries. My left leg still has no feeling from the knee down and I am required to wear a brace so that I can stand and walk.”
Gross. It’s so ugly when they survive.
DrPhowstus | April 24, 2007 at 9:14 am
Great… just when I thought I was done whacking off to her. My hand is so fucking confused…
blondewithnobrain | April 24, 2007 at 9:17 am
i’m not so sure she’s had work done because she doesn’t have that freaky “Tara Reid Lumpy Tummy”…she’s only in her mid-20s, it’s EASY to dump a lot of weight FAST at that age with diet and exercise. Plus you KNOW these Celebutards are all doing Clenbuterol and Steriod and every other damn illegal diet drug on the planet.
HughJorganthethird | April 24, 2007 at 9:20 am
Looks like someone finally sat Brit down and told her what she needed to hear. Namely, no one likes you for your, personality, talent or smarts, beacuse you have none of those. The only way your gonna be usefull again is if you look sexy and shut the fuck up. Now go out there and get your slut on.
Sparkles13 | April 24, 2007 at 9:29 am
Do people here actually think she has musical talent? I mean, do any of you feel she can actually sing?
If so, come find me, I’ll help put you out of your miserable exsistance.
Alllegiononflegit | April 24, 2007 at 9:32 am
now if she can just get her hair back, she is jerk off material again!