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Something about the way Britney Spears is standing reminds me of a really pathetic penguin in this picture. Although I feel like I should applaud her outfit or something. Like it’s an achievement somebody of her mental capacity managed to get dressed without accidentally burning themselves on the stove.
More of Britney looking the way only Britney can after the jump.
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Italian Stallion | August 7, 2006 at 1:25 pm
She didn’t mistake Sean Preston for a cheeto, did she?
Mary45 | August 7, 2006 at 1:26 pm
I thought caffeine and things of that nature were “bad for baby”. P.S. Nice shoes. It’s all too scarey!
crazybeotch | August 7, 2006 at 1:27 pm
holy cow. literally. Cow. I don’t care if you’re pregnant, that’s rediculous.
jrzmommy | August 7, 2006 at 1:28 pm
2nd picture–SERIOUSLY–She’s so dumb she can’t figure out how a straw works?!! What the fuck– you couldn’t pose a better picture than this one.
RichPort | August 7, 2006 at 1:29 pm
Wow. This completes her fall from grace. What a stark difference between this double wide (literally) Bobbie Sue look and her VMA dance routines… she may want to make sure she doesn’t get too close to the shore and accidentally speared… those may be the worst boxers ever.
Glossed Over | August 7, 2006 at 1:32 pm
Seriously, is there no one around who can stop her from going out in public looking like that? If she’s buying those jumbo drinks from Starbucks, then she has at least a few dollars left to spend on her appearance.
http://glossedover.com
Tanor | August 7, 2006 at 1:34 pm
Taking in caffeine is okay (during pregnancy), as long as it is minimal.
http://www.BadBreakups.net
jrzmommy | August 7, 2006 at 1:34 pm
Who the fuck is her stylist–Helen Keller?! Jesus Christ!
sharkbite | August 7, 2006 at 1:35 pm
Gross. That girl gets worse everyday.
http://www.wehateeverybody.com
JohnnyL | August 7, 2006 at 1:36 pm
Calling her trailer trash does a dis-service to real trailer trash. She is now officially a at least a step below. I’ve known women who were absolutely gorgeous and sexy while pregnant. How could Britney miss the mark so completely?
My Penis Has A First Name, It's B-O-N-K-R | August 7, 2006 at 1:38 pm
She really needs to lose weight if she wants Bonkr in her, I suggest an abortion.
CMonster0125 | August 7, 2006 at 1:38 pm
How can someone this dumb manage to breed? I’m sure that when SP sees this pics of his mom in 12 years, he’ll go gay in a heartbeat and change his last name to Hilton or Aguilera.
Doxes | August 7, 2006 at 1:39 pm
So know we know that:
1. Britney’s dumber than K-Fed.
2. Britney’s a worse dresser than K-Fed.
My mind can barely grasp the concept that K-Fed is smarter or a better dresser than anyone, yet there it is.
El drama del Internet | August 7, 2006 at 1:41 pm
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
…etc
hisforalways | August 7, 2006 at 1:42 pm
You know, I wanted to think that maybe this woman wasn’t as crazy as everyone was saying and that maybe somewhere in that brain, if you can call it that, of hers she had some fucking sense…but honestly I now realize that she is what everyone has been saying: disgusting, ignorant, white, trash.
CMonster0125 | August 7, 2006 at 1:42 pm
Maybe Brit and Kevin believe that super stupid people have genius babies. Maybe Sean Preston will be the next Einstein or Hawking. Then again, you can’t grow brain coral in a children’s inflatable wading pool. If Brit gets any more disgusting, the photographers are going to have to smear vasoline on the camera lens to save their eyesight.
SoftBlueGlow | August 7, 2006 at 1:47 pm
She’s disgusting.
http://www.VeryLiberating.com
Doc | August 7, 2006 at 1:49 pm
Ugh, I’m sure Starbucks is loving this publicity… “keep drinking our Fraps, and you’ll look like this!!!” Millions of women are swearing off of Starbucks as we speak…
DrDanny | August 7, 2006 at 1:51 pm
Hey Superfish: the headline is missing “…and her fat thighs”
Fix that, OK?
pukagurl | August 7, 2006 at 1:52 pm
She looks like Rosie O’ Donnel
ImSuicidal | August 7, 2006 at 1:52 pm
The Superficial guy neglected to include this “chicken head” pic!!
http://www.betterthanyou.org/pictures/displayimage.php?pid=1320&fullsize=1
saltpeanuts | August 7, 2006 at 1:53 pm
My God, her wardrobe makes Courtney Love’s look like fucking Princess Diana.
DancingQueen | August 7, 2006 at 1:53 pm
For the love of God will somebody please stop her! Why oh why can’t she find a freaking shirt that fits?? What a complete and utter (or udder in this case) mess!
By the way Brit, those drinks have about 9,547 calories a pop so, drink on! You dumbass cuntry bumkin.
You should seriously have to get a license to procreate. Honestly.
My Penis Has A First Name, It's B-O-N-K-R | August 7, 2006 at 1:55 pm
I would like to eat her out with the baby still in there, I bet it tastes Vagilicious!!!!!
combustion8 | August 7, 2006 at 1:55 pm
oh… my…. god…
cankles FTW!!!
Equalparts | August 7, 2006 at 1:59 pm
What is it with these stars that carry keys, cell phone, make up, drinks, little bags, etc., all on one hand, but they carry a freakin’ purse that could smuggle three year olds into the black market?
Act and look like a grown-ass woman for a change…put the shit in your purse, that’s what it’s for!
HairPie | August 7, 2006 at 1:59 pm
Darwin! Darwin! Where are you!!
The Jenny | August 7, 2006 at 2:00 pm
Mmmm, fried chicken stain
MollyPoo | August 7, 2006 at 2:00 pm
Sweet baby Jesus, that woman looks like a cartoon character.
Equalparts | August 7, 2006 at 2:01 pm
And by the way–Starbucks DOES sell sugarless Fraps with no coffee in them. It IS possible that she is drinking one of…oh who are we kidding. Chug-a-lug Pooh Bear, come on Fattty, Seweeeee!!
MultipleSpaceys | August 7, 2006 at 2:02 pm
Seriously, when I told her she was a washed up has been – I didn’t think she was going to take it this hard. I guess I should apologize and help her get a bath.
Dean | August 7, 2006 at 2:02 pm
For a millionairre, she sure can’t match worth a damn.
libertarienne | August 7, 2006 at 2:02 pm
Yes, you can drink caffeine during pregnancy. Up to 2 regular sized cups of coffee is fine, according to my OB. A fuckin’ Venti a day almost certainly exceeds this limit though. Who knows, she could be engaging that tiny sponge she calls a brain and drinking decaf though.
I wonder what snacks she has awaiting her in that Starbucks bag? Gourmet Cheeto dusted macaroons?
As for the shirt, gotta love the clumsy preggo spill stains in pic 1. Sexy.
Oh…and that hair is STILL awful.
Psycho Militant | August 7, 2006 at 2:04 pm
It’s either a regular Britney Spears or a really fat hillbilly Ashlee Simpson.
They’re both the same, so I get them mixed up all the time.
gonumber24 | August 7, 2006 at 2:06 pm
nice scrunchie on the wrist!
jrzmommy | August 7, 2006 at 2:08 pm
That’s not a food stain on her shirt–EW! it’s bellybutton sweat.
ImSuicidal | August 7, 2006 at 2:18 pm
@30 Isn’t it then called water???
jrzpussie | August 7, 2006 at 2:22 pm
everything about this pic screams WRONG: the dark hair with the pale skin, the skimpy platforms holding up her whale of a body, the 90′s scrunchie she’s using for a bracelet…those boxers make it look like she has a penis too
techiedude | August 7, 2006 at 2:23 pm
Damn. Federline is to Britney as Bobby Brown is to Whitney.
Her conversion back to white trash is complete. Good luck working your way back to the top Brit. The best you can hope for if you can ever get back into shape is a nudie role in a made for Showtime women’s prison movie.
RichPort | August 7, 2006 at 2:27 pm
#15
Don’t insult white trash by associating those NASCAR watchin’, tobacky chewing’, Meth-makin’, slow talkin’, red state votin’, Bible thumpin’, Jesus groupie, rabbit huntin’, rusty chainsaw havin’, UFC and WWE match attendin’, Jim Beam chuggin’, case-of-Schlitz 12 oz in one sitting drinkin’, welfare gettin’, evolution not believin’, cuntry music (?) listenin’ to, Americans with this human garbage disposal. I mean, hey, rednecks have feelings and self esteem too you know…
ImSuicidal | August 7, 2006 at 2:27 pm
#33 – I have no comment here, I just like saying “macaroon”!
Macaroon!!!
MACAROON!!!
Macarooooooooon!!!
jennah | August 7, 2006 at 2:28 pm
if she did have ANY sense to drink a sugarless, caffeine-less frappe, she probably wouldve have some sense to not drive with her infant in her lap on the highway or to NOT get involved with kfag. come on, guys. don’t overestimate her. she’s one of the few people in the world with a negative IQ.
TDpubleD | August 7, 2006 at 2:34 pm
That bitch is crazy!
pinky_nip | August 7, 2006 at 2:36 pm
The last time I saw something that trashy, it had the name “Hefty” written across it… well, I guess the same pertains to this case.
fro0ty | August 7, 2006 at 2:41 pm
you can see her bra, lol!
http://www.playpacman.net
Psycho Militant | August 7, 2006 at 2:46 pm
I guess one could compare it to watching something on the National Geographic channel. In fact, I’d expect the caption to be ‘Now look at the whale suck down nourishment. What people don’t know about the whale is that it’s designer is the platypus.’
The platypus. You know, the joke of the animal kingdom.
lomies | August 7, 2006 at 2:46 pm
Yeehaw that whole trailer park’s getting Starbucks today!
clarknova | August 7, 2006 at 2:48 pm
Is that a Wal-Mart tattoo on her hip?
mandi6278 | August 7, 2006 at 2:49 pm
I’m nominating her to be on TLC’s What Not to Wear… at least they’ll make her wear a bra…. those puppies are beggin’ for a little help there…
Wanna Pet My Beaver? | August 7, 2006 at 2:52 pm
Why is it that everytime I see her the theme song to “Deliverence” pops into my head?