Britney Spears has struck again. Last night she got behind the wheel of her car and accidentally ran over a photographer’s foot. Earlier in the day, Britney had just settled things financially with the driver of her first hit and run in August, only to have it happen all over again. People reports:
Spears, 25, driving her white Mercedes convertible, slowly exits the garage while a mob of paparazzi begin taking photos.
Bulbs flashing, a man in a camouflage jacket is seen falling to the ground near her front left tire while apparently shouting in pain.
Another photographer – “Michael” who works for the Web site Celebrity Babylon – told ABC7 that he witnessed the unnamed man’s foot get run over.
So how does Britney respond to the situation? Aw, you totally guessed it. She bolted:
Spears raises a hand to her mouth in shock and is then seen crying behind the wheel as she leaves the scene without checking on the man’s condition.
Everyone needs to realize that crying and driving away is Britney’s reaction to any type of accident. If she stubbed her toe, Britney would run to her car and drive away. Spill a Frappucino; cue the tears and screeching tires. Why did you think she was crying? Because this is just one more legal predicament to prevent Britney from getting her kid’s back? Ha! You’re funny! Seriously, you should be writing this. She was concerned for her kids. That’s adorable.
J | October 19, 2007 at 10:54 am
first (i think)
kpol | October 19, 2007 at 10:56 am
There should be laws about Britney dressing like that where people eat.
Customer: “Britney ruined my day. I paid $8 for the sandwich that I just projectile vomited on the wall.”
jrzmommy | October 19, 2007 at 10:57 am
It’s his own fucking fault……….anyone who stands 100 feet from this retarded hillbilly while she’s behind the wheel of anything that moves deserves to be run over.
OkieHeather | October 19, 2007 at 10:58 am
you’ve seen the videos of the paps all over celebrities. its a wonder she doesn’t run them all down with her car. lord knows if i was followed around like that all the time, i’d have a hard time restraining myself. get out of the effing way!!
Ice | October 19, 2007 at 10:59 am
dont get me wrong… im really not a fan of brit brit…. shes totally brainless…
but these paparazzi got things like that coming…. shes trying to drive and they kinda jump in front of her car to take pictures… i think i would run over a foot too sometimes by accident…
J | October 19, 2007 at 10:59 am
Having cameras on you everytime u go anywhere must ABSOLUTELY suck.
I dont suppose I am helping the situation by visiting this website! :D
* MISS UNIVERSE | October 19, 2007 at 11:01 am
It may not have been her fault – they knew she was leaving and did not take precautions. He continued to run close to her car while snapping pics
They bother her constantly – even when she goes to starbucks.
The other photographers yelled out at her that the man was NOT injured and to just go ahead. they did that several times before she drove off.
You can see that same man running with the other photogs to get more pics after she drove off.
their whole income is based off her. they support themselves and their families by taking her pics every day
Paladin | October 19, 2007 at 11:03 am
#2 Be grateful she’s wearing clothes at all. I’m surprised she didn’t see the sign hanging behind her (pic 1) and misconstrue it.
“Hey y’all! I can flash not just my cooter but everything to eat here! Yee hah! Watch this!”
veggi | October 19, 2007 at 11:03 am
I missed a post on Harrison Ford?????? F U C K!!!!!
El Sueno | October 19, 2007 at 11:06 am
Since Brit’s diet means we’re all seeing the word more often, it’s “Frappuccino” (from the Starbucks website).
starby | October 19, 2007 at 11:11 am
Aw, now I know that you write on a slant to sensationalize your stories. Plenty of videos out that show the scummy paps swarming all over celebrity cars: poor celebrities all driving sooo slowly to try to get past — flashbulbs going off in their eyes.
Stupid lil’ pap deserved a run over foot (too bad it didn’t break) for not getting out of the way of an oncoming car. He made Britney cry. I hate him.
ME | October 19, 2007 at 11:11 am
She didn’t raise her hand to her mouth in shock – she had her mouth covered the whole time because she just had her lips done at the medical center, and didn’t want them to get pictures of her swollen mouth.
FishBulb | October 19, 2007 at 11:11 am
Remember folks, she usually calls these guys out before she goes anywhere. This excuse of, “the paparazzi are swarming everywhere and Brit can’t get away from them” doesn’t fly.
She’s in trouble here, make no mistake about it. I’m just waiting for the day that I visit TheSuperficial.com and see the headline, “Britney euthanized by chicken bone”.
This girl will kill herself eventually. Shouldn’t be long now. Check back soon. I’ve got next Tuesday in the Britney Spears suicide pool. I hope I’m right… I need the money.
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LL | October 19, 2007 at 11:12 am
Yeah, this sounds like a case of mutual dumbassery to me. Britney can’t drive without hitting something, everyone knows that. Even so, if she was trying to hit the broad side of a barn, she’d probably miss. She apparently has the depth perception and the reflexes of an 88-year-old with cataracts.
But I’ve seen the way these photog assholes swarm people’s cars, and if his dumb ass was in the way when she was trying to leave, his fault. Too bad she didn’t run over his head.
And she should see about opening a Starbucks in her living room, it would save her a lot of grief (and wear and tear on her cars). Better yet, when she gets a hankerin’ for a Frap, just send her goddamn assistant to get it. Isn’t that what assistants are for? She stupid.
ph7 | October 19, 2007 at 11:16 am
She must have a whole closet of hooker shoes.
Abacab | October 19, 2007 at 11:16 am
They left out the part about Britney getting collagen injections in her lips
Kiwi | October 19, 2007 at 11:18 am
Not defending her for the brilliant move of leaving the scene in any way, but perhaps if the paparazzi didn’t stick their damn feet under the tires or stand in front of cars that are trying to pull away, maybe they’d not get hit??
t | October 19, 2007 at 11:19 am
frist!!!
oh god make it stop. please…
Auntie Kryst | October 19, 2007 at 11:20 am
@15 “mutal dumbassery”, I love it! That completely sums it up. On another note, I like Britney’s slut/stripper outfit, just perfect coffeeshop attire. I bet she wears thigh fishnets and a garter belt to the library…That is if she’s ever been to a library.
Jesso | October 19, 2007 at 11:21 am
I guess thats what happens when you stand too close to a moving vehicle.
P911GT10C | October 19, 2007 at 11:21 am
must be her “O” face.
oh, and #1, you’re a loser.
PunkA | October 19, 2007 at 11:23 am
Paparazzi scum deserved it. Brit is no saint, but if you are basically assualting a vehicle and it accidently runs over you, no one to blame but yourself. hazard of your job. Next time, I hope a few paparazzi throats get run over.
Texas Tranny | October 19, 2007 at 11:25 am
Auntie,
Dosn’t everyone wear a pretty garterbelt and fishnet stockings to the library?
nix | October 19, 2007 at 11:25 am
Those paps definitely have that shit coming. Not to defend the retarded driving skills of a coked up crackmonkey, but I’m surprised something like that hasn’t happened already, especially with Brit. But that’s no excuse for her inability to cope with any kind of stressful situation. It’s really just a testament to her mental ailments and poor physical health that her body and mind can’t cope with any kind of stress. It’s like there’s no fight or flight, it’s all just flight. There’s a flighty joke in there somewhere, but I don’t even think it’s worth the energy to find.
FRIST!!! | October 19, 2007 at 11:26 am
Hate to say it, but I’m on Britney’s side this time. This is only the second time, the first time was when she went psycho with the umbrella. Bad papparazzi! Bad!!!
NotBritsFault | October 19, 2007 at 11:26 am
Sorry Fish Fans. I take great pleasure in bashing Britney but it is so easy to do because most every thing she does begs for ridicule. The paparazzi surrounded her car and weren’t going to let her leave. The camera man asked for it. I can’t believe I’m saying that. I must now kill myself for siding with Britney. Good Bye.
Auntie Kryst | October 19, 2007 at 11:27 am
Wait my bad, not a coffeeshop. She’s at some chain Mexican place stuffing her face. And look no napkins. Classy!
Douglas | October 19, 2007 at 11:27 am
While I think Brit is an idiot, the photographers bring it on themselves as they swarm around celeb’s cars. Should the celeb always just sit in their car, unable to drive because of all the photographers in their way? Of course not.
If a photographer stupidly stands in front of a celeb’s car when the car is running and it’s obvious the celeb is intending to drive away or if they put their foot under the wheel it’s the stupid photographers responsibility when they get hurt. Hell, if I stand so close to a running car in a Starbucks parking lot that my foot gets run over, I’m the idiot.
Texas Tranny | October 19, 2007 at 11:28 am
I thought that was her penis hanging down in pic #7
OinkOink | October 19, 2007 at 11:30 am
What a fucking greasy pig. I may never eat again.
antoine | October 19, 2007 at 11:31 am
First off, I don’t really care for Britney and I think she deserves all the bad attention that she’s been given. However this one is not her fault. Those photographers are always crowding around the celebs cars to get a close picture. Hell they would lay underneth the car if they though it would get them a shot of their snatch. If those people would just back the fuck up when a person is pulling out, shit like this wouldn’t happen!
Auntie Kryst | October 19, 2007 at 11:31 am
@24 LOL, sorry my bad TT. Why of course only finest literary afficienados such as yourself can pull that off at the library. Britney, however, cannot. And by cannot I mean read.
Nikk | October 19, 2007 at 11:33 am
She’s like a Barbie doll that’s been sitting at the bottom of a dumpster for a month.
MMB | October 19, 2007 at 11:34 am
her legs don’t look bad…i really think if she worked out and shit, got sprayed down with make-up, etc, she could totally come back lookin hot and taking names…. i want to, like, fix her….i mean, i manage to look damn hot and i don’t have a gazillion dollars…but she’s so effin stupid and fucked….
Texas Tranny | October 19, 2007 at 11:35 am
That’s what I thought Auntie. LOL
Pantyhose suck, unless it’s the open crotch type from Fredrick’s of Hollywood.
gerard Vandenberg | October 19, 2007 at 11:38 am
Do you have a fucking DILDO in your Pussie and Ass or somewhere?
zoe | October 19, 2007 at 11:40 am
cant she go hide in a cave for several years or something please..
sick of seeing Britney in the media, thank G -Paris Hilton isnt in the media that much longer.
ssdd | October 19, 2007 at 11:42 am
If you hoover over and around a moving car, (any-ones) and you get your foot or anything else ran over, ..well, so be it .. in my opinion you were asking for it ..and probably a time or two some of them have purposely stuck their foot out to get ran over.
Also, .. why must they get pictures of absolutely everything she does??.. eating etc etc etc……….. everyone eats right? Aren’t we all going to eat today??? Getting an occasional pic of a celebrity out to lunch/dinner is fine .. you were at the “right place at the right time” .. But following someone around just to film them eating is well a bit disturbing and obsessive.
D. Richards | October 19, 2007 at 11:42 am
Jesus, do you know what this means? Britney has a digest tract. I am very bothered by that. She’s injesting food, which will be broken a part in the stomach by acids, then absorbed in to the blood stream. The small intestine will further suck nutrients from the liquified faction; then the large intestine will suck excess liquid out of the dung, making hard shit. I am so throroughly disgusted. I must masturbate.
Clem | October 19, 2007 at 11:44 am
I can’t wait for the day that the paps finally go too far and she goes even more bat-sh-t crazy that usual and takes them all out.
It will happen you know.
Reg Dunlop | October 19, 2007 at 11:45 am
The video on Breitbart showed the guy’s foot getting run over. He got up and was walking as if nothing had happened. I have no sympathy for this stupid twit (Brit) , but I also have none for the assholes that continue to follow her. They know the risk of being around a car that she is driving. I can’t understand why she continues to go out in public and drive her own car. Get someone else to take you where you want to go. Stupid shithead.
blpressure | October 19, 2007 at 11:46 am
Did she get cursed by a gypsy or is she just the most stupid person ever? How can anyone’s life deteriorate this quickly without being a meth addict?
DRichardsIsaGeniusWho Masturbates | October 19, 2007 at 11:48 am
I now understand how the digestive tract works. I must now get some porn and watch a girl get the lower end of her large intestine attacked.
Texas Tranny | October 19, 2007 at 11:49 am
Pic #1 looks like a money-shot from a porn video.
“Yes, Yes, shoot it here baby, in my mouth”
gotmilk? | October 19, 2007 at 11:50 am
who cares either way. she brings it on herself as far as the swarm of photographers are concerned. and they bring it on to themselves by standing anywhere near her while she’s driving.
she was probably crying because that’s the dude who always buys her frappachinos & by running him over, she just cut of her free supply.
sdfsfs | October 19, 2007 at 11:53 am
WHO GIVES A FUCK. paparazzi are right above child molesters in the food chain.
gotmilk? | October 19, 2007 at 11:56 am
look at how disgusting she is eating that cookie with the chocolate all over her stubby sausage fingers. ugh! she can’t put that thing in her mouth fast enough which i’m sure it was the same when she first met kevin.
D. Richards (teacher, philanthropist) | October 19, 2007 at 11:57 am
#44? Are you asking me or teling me? See, I was always under the impression that pop-tart princesses didn’t have bowels. Shocker! My mind is asunder today. Now, onwards. Masturbation (at work). Wee.
justcanthelpmyself | October 19, 2007 at 11:57 am
Does this woman have a kitchen in her home? Seriously, does she? How many trips to fast food joints, drive throughs, starbucks can one person make?
It’s like her life is a revolving door trip in and out of one ‘food’ establishment or another, all day long.
I’m going to LA! I want to see Britney eat a ‘Sbarro slice at a plastic table in the mall!