Britney Spears shops without her wedding ring

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Britney Spears was doing some shopping in Malibu on Saturday without her wedding ring. It’s possible she forgot to put it on. It’s also possible Kevin sold it to fund his Tears in Heaven remix. Or simply for crack. I don’t know what this says about the marriage. I’ll just assume there was some little domestic spat. Probably involving weed. And strange new warts. And some combination of the words “baby” and “microwave” and “popcorn tragedy.”