Britney Spears decided to be a diva while shopping for panties late one night at the Hustler Store in West Hollywood. She took a bunch of sexy thongs to the dressing room where store employees told her customers can’t try on underwear. Britney with her lack of hygiene and common sense flipped her shit. Us Magazine reports:
At that point, Spears threw a fit, and took off her own underwear before trying on a pair of boyshorts (with “Barely Legal’ stitched across the rear end) in the middle of the store while 15 other customers looked on.
An eyewitness tells Us, “The employees kept saying ‘Don’t change out here!’ She’s just like, ‘Well, I couldn’t take them in the fitting room!’ It was like dealing with a child.”
Since the boyshorts were now hazardous material, employees told Britney she had to pay for them:
“She rolled her eyes, but paid with a credit card,” the source tells Us. As payback, “on her way out, she went up to a mannequin, snatched the wig off the head, and stole it!”
I love how Britney Spear’s natural reaction to any confrontation is frontal nudity. I admire that. It’s something her fans can look up to: When faced with adversity, the first line of defense is taking off your pants. I guess you can say I’m something of master at this technique. Adversity is a fancy word for the Spice channel, right? If not, I may have to cancel that self-help seminar I’m giving this weekend – or do I?
I’m torn. I’m not sure whether to view her lack of modesty as refreshing or disturbing.
She is clearly brain damaged or mentally ill. Yeah, her antics are starting to become boring. Let me know when she kills someone (or herself).
She doesn’t need panties to cover that gash, she needs a hazmat suit.
Awww this site is SLIPPING!!!!! She gets her knickers OFF in the MIDDLE of the store, full frontal, and the SUPERFICIAL doesnt have one single pic for me to jack off to? Uhmmm eh, i meant, vomit at the site of.
Nah i know shes a skank but i still wanna see if her pussy has improved since last time we saw. :)
Also, she’s fat. Not like Hayden, who’s … ummm … short-limbed or something, or Jennifer Love Hewitt, who’s … umm … normal and healthy and looks like a normal healthy woman or something. No, Britney’s fat. It doesn’t matter that she weighs less than JLH and lacks Hayden’s east german shoulders and arms. She’s still fat.
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Are you kidding??? Britney’s arms, neck, shoulders and back are like a butch 40 y/o truck driver man, and she weighs a lot more than JLH. Britney’s neck alone,weighs more than JLH.
Brittany lacks even a rudimentary understanding of term,
“normal”. Britanny has literally lost her marbles if even half of the rumours are true…you are the litle dreamer.
so where the fuck is anexio and his (or her?) comment on this one, or is it still spankin the monkey???
BARELY OBESE
i ‘d like to see her pictures on celebrities site sugarcupid.com. what about u?
LMFAO @ 57
LMFAO @ 57
“Barely Legal”?
She should get 25 to life for flushing her bodily waste into public sewers.
It is odd there are only catalog pics to prove all of this.
Always wash your new clothes. It is scary to think that diseased mongoloids like her are out there desecrating our nation’s clothing.
I always deal with adversity by taking off my pants. I didn’t know there was any other way to it.