Britney Spears decided to be a diva while shopping for panties late one night at the Hustler Store in West Hollywood. She took a bunch of sexy thongs to the dressing room where store employees told her customers can’t try on underwear. Britney with her lack of hygiene and common sense flipped her shit. Us Magazine reports:
At that point, Spears threw a fit, and took off her own underwear before trying on a pair of boyshorts (with “Barely Legal’ stitched across the rear end) in the middle of the store while 15 other customers looked on.
An eyewitness tells Us, “The employees kept saying ‘Don’t change out here!’ She’s just like, ‘Well, I couldn’t take them in the fitting room!’ It was like dealing with a child.”
Since the boyshorts were now hazardous material, employees told Britney she had to pay for them:
“She rolled her eyes, but paid with a credit card,” the source tells Us. As payback, “on her way out, she went up to a mannequin, snatched the wig off the head, and stole it!”
I love how Britney Spear’s natural reaction to any confrontation is frontal nudity. I admire that. It’s something her fans can look up to: When faced with adversity, the first line of defense is taking off your pants. I guess you can say I’m something of master at this technique. Adversity is a fancy word for the Spice channel, right? If not, I may have to cancel that self-help seminar I’m giving this weekend – or do I?
FRIST! | November 29, 2007 at 11:02 am
Vile Weed! Frist!
britneyfan | November 29, 2007 at 11:02 am
U SUK!
ler | November 29, 2007 at 11:03 am
Second!
cowgirl | November 29, 2007 at 11:05 am
Don’t get your panties in a bunch!
Scooby Doo | November 29, 2007 at 11:07 am
She is such a dumb wh0re.
ABC | November 29, 2007 at 11:08 am
It sounds funny!! That’s really a cute underpantie. BTW, have u guys seen her on a millionaire site MeetRich.com? I heard of this around the internet.
Cowgirl | November 29, 2007 at 11:11 am
Duh! Paris got her crotch flashed recently, so now it is Britney’s turn. Look for Lohan’s bare cootch soon. They should start paying for billboard advertising: Coming soon Paris’s Purty Pantiless Pussy! Don’t miss it! or Britney’s Bare Beaver! or Lohan’s naked labia!
Paco | November 29, 2007 at 11:15 am
She was flipping them off with her c-section scar.
gerard Vandenberg | November 29, 2007 at 11:15 am
Just to say it loud and clear: ADIOS britt. Don’t argue, you’ve had your change. The world of ENTERTAINERS is a tough one. It is required that you are a physical but mostly a Mental strong person who can handle all kinds of problems and find solutions.
We come again to the conclusion: YOU ARE NOT!!
Twenty years of age is a perfect one to start.
THE LOOKS ARE ALREADY THERE and America love looks. The door has opened for samantha Jade!!
Bigheadmike | November 29, 2007 at 11:16 am
She really needs a good spanking….
kirsten dunst | November 29, 2007 at 11:16 am
and the verdict as with every other new story in the britney spears saga….shes out of her mind. its not going to change guys. its actually kind of boring now.
D | November 29, 2007 at 11:17 am
At least this means that she was wearing panties to begin with.
Baby steps Britney…baby steps…
Pymin | November 29, 2007 at 11:24 am
Also, she’s fat. Not like Hayden, who’s … ummm … short-limbed or something, or Jennifer Love Hewitt, who’s … umm … normal and healthy and looks like a normal healthy woman or something. No, Britney’s fat. It doesn’t matter that she weighs less than JLH and lacks Hayden’s east german shoulders and arms. She’s still fat.
MindRiot | November 29, 2007 at 11:25 am
Skank.
Smivey | November 29, 2007 at 11:28 am
This story is pure fabrication. Britney wearing panties? C’mon! Don’t insult my intelligence.
neverposts | November 29, 2007 at 11:29 am
wow this bitch really has flipped her wig. heh heh.
Giggles | November 29, 2007 at 11:34 am
When is she going to be arrested for exposing herself?
GatorGirl | November 29, 2007 at 11:37 am
I highly doubt this is true. The paparazzi follow her EVERYWHERE. If this actually happened, the internet would be littered with pics of the event. Just like the pregnancy story was a bunch of crap, I think this one is too.
havoc | November 29, 2007 at 11:39 am
I smelled it all the way to Texas…….
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pointandlaugh | November 29, 2007 at 11:41 am
those are some ugly fucking underwear. But that’s par for the course for Britney. She has NO fashion sense.
ElectricNachos | November 29, 2007 at 11:48 am
Since when is 26 years old ‘Barely Legal’?
Cowgirl | November 29, 2007 at 11:52 am
#21–Since she can’t drive with her kids in the car, silly.
Alexandra | November 29, 2007 at 11:54 am
I used to be on her side, considering that her mom basicly whored her for years, but at this point I just thing Britney is a childish jerk.
What’s gonna end up happening, is that she’s going to (probably accidently) seriously hurting or killing someone and then all the money in the world won’t save her. It’s sad. She could have stayed on top if she wasn’t so stupid.
D. Richards (Hands.) | November 29, 2007 at 12:00 pm
Can you imagine the inhuman stains that Britney leaves on under garments? I feel for those panties. I really do.
If you’re in LA and want to find good porno, don’t go to The Hustler store. It’s a waste-of money. All of their shit is over-priced and clean. You must locate the store. The “video” store on Sunset, next door to Ralph’s. It’s beside a shitty pizza joint that, if eaten at, will give you tremendous shits.
The store: You walk in and you think to yourself, “Wow, looks like any regular C-rated video rental place.” That is, until you realize that all of the videos are from the late eighties and only a front for the most bizarre pornography known to man. Yes!
Bukkake videos that would make Richard Ramirez cringe? Over here. Water-Sports? Whole section. Trannies? You got it! Double ass penetration? Are you kidding, softcore. A guy with two dicks fucking a girl that’s missing her arms and legs? Paper, or plastic?
That store really is the shit. Please, if ever in Los Angeles, do yourself a favor and check that dump out.
Ooba Gooba | November 29, 2007 at 12:01 pm
Hey #6: Why don’t you fuck off?
Ooba Gooba | November 29, 2007 at 12:01 pm
Hey #6: Why don’t you fuck off?
D | November 29, 2007 at 12:04 pm
#18, you never know. I mean, at this point Brit’s cooter is pretty much B-list material. Quite honestly, who hasn’t seen it?
missy248 | November 29, 2007 at 12:22 pm
It sounds funny!! That’s really a cute underpantie . BTW, have u guys seen her on a crackwhore site skankyrepulsitards.vom? I heard of this around the internet.
joe | November 29, 2007 at 12:23 pm
She’s gross but i would put some babies in her but.
veggi | November 29, 2007 at 12:23 pm
who cares about the stupid skivvies! she stole a wig she stole a wig she stole a wig!!! bahahhaahahaha!!..
Shallow Val | November 29, 2007 at 12:24 pm
Her 15 minutes were over 26 years ago and the bitch is milking it for what ot’s worth.
Ya know what kills me? (Aside from a 12 guage to the skull) The rag mags have all these ariticles about how she had a disfunctional family life, lost her cooch cover at 14, had a grandpa kill himself, etc. That sounds like 97% of all the people in this country. Aside from being a whore at 14, I can make that fucking claim.
‘Scuse me while I call the Star and go on a Pink Pussycat panty raid.
eXtasyStef | November 29, 2007 at 12:25 pm
The saddest part is she could have actually come back. She could have dumped K-Fed, gotten a nanny for the kids, dropped a few more pounds and made an album. People were still willing to take a chance on her.
Then it’s like she was possessed by a demon of stupidity who constantly whispered in her ear to make as much of a trainwreck of herself as she could.
I guess she really is as stupid as she looks.
Shallow Val | November 29, 2007 at 12:28 pm
Oh GOD, Staph is back. You can’t hide from us. We’re veteranos, gurl!
I Think I Just Threw Up | November 29, 2007 at 12:46 pm
Yes, yes I did just throw up.
jt | November 29, 2007 at 12:48 pm
it’s sad. she obviously needs psychiatric care. i mean, those shorts are hideous
LindaP | November 29, 2007 at 12:48 pm
Someone in that store had to be snapping pics. WHERE ARE THE PICS?!?!?!?
LindaP Hypnotist
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Mike | November 29, 2007 at 12:51 pm
I bet she’s PISSED now that everyone knows what she’s giving her sister for Christmas.
doi1t | November 29, 2007 at 12:59 pm
Wow. That is just shameful
she needs to http://do1t.net
D Richards (Feet too) | November 29, 2007 at 1:02 pm
I would do anything though to be half the woman Britney is. I aint done been laid up in a coon’s age.
Martyr | November 29, 2007 at 1:05 pm
Where were the papa’s when she did this shit? These guys done let me down.
Look close at pic 3. I can almost see the vermin crawling around. Nothing left to do but incinerate them nasty things.
Mr. Truth | November 29, 2007 at 1:14 pm
And noone could take a picture of this?! C’mon!!
Me | November 29, 2007 at 1:38 pm
saggy vaggie lips and encroaching on middle age does not equate to barely legal…perhaps they are a gift for her much younger and saner little sister…if so, the mamma better nip that one in the bud before she turns out to be just like her big sis, a cheetoh smackin, taco beller with 2 big macs in each hand, shaving her head, flashing her cooter to the world with a zombie like dead stare and a temper to rival satan.
D. | November 29, 2007 at 1:44 pm
Seeing those makes me vomit a little.
Robin Claire | November 29, 2007 at 1:56 pm
of course she did. IT’S BRITNEY SPEARS.
William T. Riker | November 29, 2007 at 1:58 pm
Thank God those are different panties, I’m really not in the mood to look at skid marks this afternoon.
Me | November 29, 2007 at 2:08 pm
#27, I was thinking more along the lines of ZZZ-list. the ONLY reason the paps follow her now is because she’s so damn crazy, and they know the world will get a good laugh. she’s royally fucked up her life and her career beyond the point of reparation. she’s like a melanie griffith type, never to be taken seriously and forevermore going down hill in the looks department but yet somehow thinks she’s all that and the sack of cheetoh’s she clutching in her hands for dear life.
Malffy Hernandes | November 29, 2007 at 2:16 pm
EWWWWW!!!!
Who Cares | November 29, 2007 at 2:30 pm
Didn’t this happened a long time ago. It sounds familiar.
Danklin24 | November 29, 2007 at 3:34 pm
umm, I guess those are the boyshorts in question? Seeing as how the pink trim is actually gray looking in some parts(not from the background). Its as if they started to decay the minute Britney put them on. If they had a character on the crotch, it would come to life and try to escape contracting the various bio hazard diseases it would come in contact with.
beifiori | November 29, 2007 at 3:40 pm
the only man willing to see brit model those could quite possibly be Scott Storch because the only woman willing to let him look would be britney herself **shudder** at that thought