Britney Spears shooting music video

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According to the MySpace page of one of Britney Spears’ dancers, Britney has started shooting on her first music video in two years. The dancer writes:

BRITNEY SPEARS MUSIC VIDEO

SO…YES…TODAYS THE DAY!!! WERE SHOOTN MISS BRITS 1ST VIDEO OFF HER NEW ALBUM….ITS GOING TO BE HOTTTT!

Wow, really? A music video already? I thought they’d give Britney some more time to get back in shape first. I’m guessing they’ve got a special effects budget that would rival Transformers. Or maybe she actually thinks she looks good now. She must, to have pulled this crap yesterday. She was probably rubbing her body up and down and going, “Oh, yeeeah… take it all in, fellows.” And then all the photographers started scrambling around, trying not to throw up on each other.