According to the MySpace page of one of Britney Spears’ dancers, Britney has started shooting on her first music video in two years. The dancer writes:
BRITNEY SPEARS MUSIC VIDEO
SO…YES…TODAYS THE DAY!!! WERE SHOOTN MISS BRITS 1ST VIDEO OFF HER NEW ALBUM….ITS GOING TO BE HOTTTT!
Wow, really? A music video already? I thought they’d give Britney some more time to get back in shape first. I’m guessing they’ve got a special effects budget that would rival Transformers. Or maybe she actually thinks she looks good now. She must, to have pulled this crap yesterday. She was probably rubbing her body up and down and going, “Oh, yeeeah… take it all in, fellows.” And then all the photographers started scrambling around, trying not to throw up on each other.
tina | July 19, 2007 at 6:12 pm
FIRST BITCH
amalo | July 19, 2007 at 6:12 pm
Actually I think she’s looking ok here. Batshit crazy but better than she’s looked in a while.
Chauncey Gardner | July 19, 2007 at 6:19 pm
Wow, I guess Peter Jackson’s CREATURE FROM THE BLACK LAGOON remake is back on track!
emily | July 19, 2007 at 6:21 pm
i didnt even know you could GET cellulite on your stomach?? this is worse than tara reid’s, cuz at least we never SEE tara eating cheetos, cake and innocent puppies.
Rachael | July 19, 2007 at 6:24 pm
I’m so over this girl.
michelle | July 19, 2007 at 6:27 pm
The more that I see her, the more I think that she never was actually hot and had a body double that has quit/died/been ate.
di | July 19, 2007 at 6:28 pm
fucking slag!
mixy | July 19, 2007 at 6:30 pm
She needs a cankle bracelet to monitor her cheetos intake.
wundersmack | July 19, 2007 at 6:33 pm
Mom!??
Victoria | July 19, 2007 at 6:33 pm
She’s that poor now that she can’t even afford a bathing suit! The girl can leave Louisana but the Louisana can’t leave the girl!
miss oblivious | July 19, 2007 at 6:41 pm
She doesn’t look horrible, but she doesn’t look anywhere near as good as she thinks she does. And the 2nd to last pic is almost Tara Reid quality. She needs to accept that her best days are behind her..and I don’t mean her dimpled ass, either.
sugasuga | July 19, 2007 at 6:45 pm
She’s one messed up loser
Supertramp | July 19, 2007 at 6:45 pm
She brought her new puppy and her bodyguard to the beach but she forgot her bathing suit and, oh yeah, her kids.
Ooba Gooba | July 19, 2007 at 6:55 pm
What a perfect time for a tidal wave…….God, are you listening?
firecrapper | July 19, 2007 at 6:59 pm
what is it exactly about her body that’s not ready for a music video? Superfish you’ve been looking at airbrushed women for too many years. When you get a real one the good ones look like that million dollar trailer whore. I can’t stand the skank, but there’s nothing wrong with her figure.
Lala | July 19, 2007 at 7:00 pm
She don’t look great, but not bad for some dipshoot that had two babies in 2 years, and not that long ago.
Still, she is as crazy as a mustard and jam sandwich.
kelli kum zucker | July 19, 2007 at 7:07 pm
That wig is SHOCKING! Someone should trim it with a zippo. I wish she had the BALLS to proudly display her bald head, because these wigs are all just different shades of skank!
You Stupid American GIrls | July 19, 2007 at 7:20 pm
Wow! these comments disgust me. Britney looks better then 95 percent of the fat American women i see. id say 48 out of 50 women that come in my work look bigger then queen latifah, then you people come on here and say she looks nasty. i bet out of the 10 girls that commented this wish they looked like that.
Aubree | July 19, 2007 at 7:27 pm
no surprises here with Brit Brit.
and I have to take this opportunity to say that Michael Vick should be dragged chained behind a pick-up going 90 miles an hour.
Son of a bitch should go to prison for life
thank you
maverick1 | July 19, 2007 at 7:33 pm
this girl is a train wreck. please for the love of christ stop posting photos of her!
krazihottkelli???? | July 19, 2007 at 7:39 pm
cloze your mouth
bitch
the war iz almozt over…
bulldogi | July 19, 2007 at 7:44 pm
someone needs to tell this mis-fit has fat she is
Aubree | July 19, 2007 at 7:45 pm
Stop the presses! Krazi Has Done It Again!!!
ummmm, KRAZI KELLI
who the hell are you talking to/about?
you just made a fool of yourself for the billionth time.
krazihottkelli?->??§?????? | July 19, 2007 at 7:47 pm
what a fattfuck
and I zee
zhe haz her carpet
muncher with
her..bitch iz ug=ga-lee
damn…..?
Louise | July 19, 2007 at 7:48 pm
why is she still wearing those wigs? She shaved her head in February the hair should be at least at her cheeks right now.
krazihottkelli???? | July 19, 2007 at 7:50 pm
23/ hmmm…who the fuck
haz their mouth hangin
open ztupidfuck>? yea,
mommiefuckindearezt Brittney..
dickfuckinbrain…
luxe | July 19, 2007 at 7:50 pm
did we really need to start another thread for this? and how do you shoot a video when you haven’t even figured out WHEN (or if, for that matter) the “album” will be released?
aubree @19, thank you.
What Should I Believe? | July 19, 2007 at 7:54 pm
Seriously, after seeing her pictures, I’m starting to think that maybe I look really bad too in bikinis – it’s just that I’m seeing something else on mirrors. Because who in her right mind flaunts a body like that unless her mirrors tell her otherwise?
Donna | July 19, 2007 at 7:58 pm
@3 … HAHAHA
MeatSack | July 19, 2007 at 7:58 pm
Pic #1. The dude in background is jumpin’ for some wet cameltoe.
I want cameltoe, we want cammmmelllltooooe.
We-Le-Surrender.... | July 19, 2007 at 8:01 pm
Video… More non singing, semi dancing, used to be hot but now is a bald freaky skank chick who managed to do the impossible and make K-fed look GOOD… Yeah… looking forward to that….
Baby Gorilla Artie Lange | July 19, 2007 at 8:13 pm
My buddy, Gass hung out with her one night. Stool – straight stool…he said it was the worst smell
you're soaking in it | July 19, 2007 at 8:13 pm
Truly, it’s just gross she’s wearing underwear.
There are tons of shops/outdoor stalls, around all beaches where one can pick up a swimsuit for 15 bucks if you want to pop into the ocean for a bit. I’ve lived in LA for 30 years, and I’ve NEVER seen an adult at the beach in underwear. Never, ever. Kids, 3-yr-olds, yes, but not an adult. NEVER.
raff | July 19, 2007 at 8:16 pm
Spears is Bruce Willis in The Sixth Sense — she’s walkin’ around & doesn’t realize her career is dead. “I’m BACK, yall!!” “My newest video is gonna be HOT y’all!!”
Can we just ffwd to the end where Britney realizes she’s a talentless hack/puppet/godless-construct & leaves the spotlight to find final rest in a gold & diamond encrusted double-wide where the only people who give a shit what she does are her inbred trailerpark neighbors?
janie | July 19, 2007 at 8:25 pm
IT’S GONNA TAKE SPECIAL EFFECTS INDEED!!!!!
squirlgal1 | July 19, 2007 at 9:03 pm
Why is she even allowed out in public?
Wo | July 19, 2007 at 9:04 pm
She is in really good shape and there is nothing wrong with her body anymore.
All4One | July 19, 2007 at 9:09 pm
She Is In Good Shape..
But Still Look Ugly,Crazy & Out Of Control
bailey | July 19, 2007 at 9:10 pm
you look like a lesbian and it is hot a lil chuby but not bad you r still sexy!!! i would fuck u in a hart beat!!!!
krustiassholekelli | July 19, 2007 at 9:18 pm
nothing keeps you from posting, does it, dumbfuckkelli? not the lack of something coherent, or god forbid, funny to say. unfortunately for us you’re so incredibly stupid that not even something shiny distracts you. how come they disconnected terry schiavo and not you?
whateverlolawants | July 19, 2007 at 9:26 pm
she doesn’t look that bad. her legs are actually pretty nice.
umawwi | July 19, 2007 at 9:33 pm
Jesus H will someone put some clothes on this nasty skank bitch. More importantly, why can’t the paparazzi stop photographing this baby elephant – its pictures like these that give me nightmares.
charm | July 19, 2007 at 9:56 pm
I hate it when people come on this sight and say stuff about she may be ugly but she’s still prettier than the average girl out there. Because she actually isn’t. I go to school every day and see girls in their twenties who are way better looking than her, and this is without a million dollars and access to a personal trainer and makeup/hair/wardrobe consultant.
in response to charm | July 19, 2007 at 10:15 pm
Charm, and what do these pretty girls look like? you see oprah winfrey, queen latifa these are not pretty girls. please. and by the way i go to cal state fullerton. and out of 30,000 girls maybe 50 are good looking. the rest are overwieght hogs, who need school and why. Because pretty girls dont go to school, they dont need to. so do dont give me that.
to all the fat girls in here | July 19, 2007 at 10:18 pm
Please stop saying she is fat and ugly jesus christ. look at yourself in the mirror. what britney is what 5’3 maybe 130 in these pictures. look at yourself 5’3 180. i see 200 pounders walk in all day long in here. 1 out of 50 girls is good looking the rest are not even close to what britney is showing here. most of you wouldnt even be seen in a bathing suit. so give me a f-ing break. go to the gym and stop saying britney is fat when she is skinnier and hotter then 95 percent of America. And beyonce and j lo are not “curvy” thats just a name that fat girls like to use to describe there rolls.
roughdaddy | July 19, 2007 at 10:22 pm
that booty is begging for some tapping…
perseveration | July 19, 2007 at 10:36 pm
Shitney Clitney fat retarded tacky clothes cheetos where are the kids bad mom can’t believe KFed’s a better parent washed up never talented attention whore just die…
American Heritage Dictionary:
perseveration
1. Uncontrollable repetition of a particular response, such as a word, phrase, or gesture, despite the absence or cessation of a stimulus, usually caused by brain injury or other organic disorder.
Maybe everybody should go see a neurologist…
laura | July 19, 2007 at 10:45 pm
gossip is getting boring..its the same has beens..this heffer, hilton ho, and kim k’s fat ass….yawn
amber | July 19, 2007 at 11:03 pm
my, god. look at pic #18.
how does this woman sometimes like gorgeous and sometimes look down right beefy?
i don’t get it.
zuzuspetals | July 19, 2007 at 11:22 pm
After a refreshing swim like that, it seems time to settle in with a nice warm cup of lithium.