Britney Spears shaved her head completely bald

February 16th, 2007 // 737 Comments

Britney Spears showed up to a California tattoo parlor Friday night with a completely shaved head as she got a new tattoo of red lips on her wrist. Jesus fucking Christ, what happened to her in rehab? I’d say she’s this close to a mental breakdown but I can’t get my fingers close enough to convey just how deeply in the middle of a breakdown she is. My fingers would have to actually meld into each other to be accurate. I’m guessing she was forced to shave her hair after it got so dirty a family of gophers made it their home.

UPDATE: Here’s some video footage of Britney with her shaved head at the tatoo parlor. Whee.


  1. fearsarewishes


    And I say that your degree does not suggest that you are intelligent.

    I say that you can get that particular sheepskin wrapped around a piece of Bazooka bubble gum.

  2. BarbadoSlim

    @199, yup she’s the queen of half-assed, that worries me, she might half ass her suicide. We can’t have that she needs to st at least THAT goal and carry it through to a happy…uh, conclusion.

  3. fearsarewishes

    Whoops! Not #197. Let’s make that #195.

    Hey, what do you want from me? I have a master’s degree in English/SS/Education.

    I’m smart, not dumb like some people say!

  4. twzzlrgirl

    Uh — you mean #195. Not caring to scroll up again, right?

    At least insult the right person, o.k.?

    And you are absolutely right. My degree does not suggest I’m intelligent. However, the half-wit that I was responding to is not nearly as intelligent as you, and therefore would be pacified, I thought, by a simple, “I’m educated” retort.

    I do not tout my education or my job. I’m a teacher, paid minimum wage, and have my summers off. Trust me, I’m not bragging.

    Get off my case.

  5. drowningfool

    QUICK! After looking at the above picture you must go to this link immediately to avoid serious brain damage and life-long sexual dysfunction –

  6. BarbadoSlim


    @201, wow, you’re just not gonna drop this English MA thing are ya?

    You might be being a tad harsh, I mean with her in particular. But I get where you are coming from.

  7. WiseMan


  8. twzzlrgirl

    BarbadoSlim — I’m gonna take that as a defense of me and thank you. As a semi-regular here, i hope everyone knows me well enough to know that i don’t go around bragging about what i do.

    I was only responding to LookAtYourself.

  9. harrypooter

    207 Canadian Spelling Bee Champ, take a bow!

  10. fearsarewishes

    Hey, twizzlrgirl, I’ve got the right girl. I’ve got her by the short ones. That is quite clear.

    Now I am going to take a walk (drunk driving is for school teachers) over to the local tavern, have a few and enjoy the rest of the golf.

    I like Padraig Harrington to win.

  11. Celetina

    It’s a weird fashion decision, sure, and it’s probably another lame attention-getting ploy, but at least she isn’t showing off her genitals and drinking herself into a stupor while in public. I’m willing to grant her this one if she’ll stay out of the tabloids for 2 weeks to, you know, raise her kids.

    But what are the odds of that?

  12. fearsarewishes

    All right, perhaps I have taken this too far.

    Apologies to twizzlrgirl and others who might have been upset by my comments.

    However, I am still going to drink, watch golf and think that Mr. Harrington will win the event.

    So there!

  13. twzzlrgirl

    210: please. do you really think i care what you think?

    Honestly…you post about things you know nothing about, you make fun of school teachers (shooting fish in a barrel), you watch golf (borrring), and you are offensive and rude.

    I said it before, get a life.

  14. twzzlrgirl

    Shoot!!! I apologize too, #212. You got me riled up…

    Truth be told, I sometimes watch golf too. I try not to fight with people I don’t know.

    :) I hope all is forgiven.

  15. RichPort

    It was only a matter of time before Brit’s baldness bored us… but 18 hours may be a new record.

  16. Chuck

    Being rich ruins many people, most of us drones couldn’t handle money, just like Britney, if she weren’t rich she’d be struggling working at the local safeway, she wouldn’t have the time to do these antics

  17. BarbadoSlim

    @218..think what you will, but make no mistake, if we were on a deserted island, and there was no food and it was just you and me.

    You’d be human stew.

  18. BarbadoSlim

    …presuming I had pots pans and the other ingredients for stew. If not then you’d be roast or something.

  19. twzzlrgirl

    LOL #217 — I’m sure you meant that to be insulting, but I read it and cracked up. And why would I be human stew?

    LOL — I hope you’d find better use for me than stew!!

  20. cayana

    I’m not sure if this is a serious cry for help, an attempt to shock everyone and get in the tabloids again, or a quick and effective cure for lice. But I’m leaning towards the last one.

  21. twzzlrgirl

    And I’m kinda bony to be a roast or anything…my breasts are fairly large though. You could use me to float to civilization…how ’bout that.

  22. RichPort

    #221 – We all know breast meat is the best part of the chicken (heh heh).

    I think Brit should shave her eyebrows next. If nothing else, she’ll be more aerodynamic.

  23. twzzlrgirl

    #222 — yes, I agree.

    The trick is finding the right breast-to-weight ratio. I’m workin on it :)

  24. cayana

    No wait! I see what it is now.

    She’s letting us examine her head to explain all the weird/crazy things she’s been up to lately.

    See the sloping forehead, that explains the low intellect and poor judgement. And the bulge on the side, that shows the insatiable love for cheetos. The big bump at the back, that explains the total lack of modesty and the crotch-flashing in public. It’s all so clear now.

  25. Miss Understood

    Its definately the most shocking (sort of) thing shes done since she showed the world her twat. I think the new look says a bold statement, she either is trying to tell the world to “fuck off” like an angry punk skinhead (cause thats what she looks like) or she has truely lost her mind.

  26. ktdid

    I think it’s an improvement.

  27. Binky

    Who cares ?
    (This hair report even made the BBC TV news today, and not a filler at the end,within the first ten minutes)
    (I’m beginning to feel, more and more,like a bit of an elitist)

  28. ImaCracka

    Oh My Fucking Gawd!!!!!

    THat is friggin jilarious… GIrl at Hooters was talking about it… Had to come check this out…

    I would love to sit in at her child custody hearing now!!!!

    Man she is dippier than Anna Ever was…


    Uh… is there a GI Jane Faluja coming out?

  29. tdn2935

    woooow. i can’t believe how nasty and cruel people can truly be! seeing these posts just made me check myself and realize i never hope to stoop to such “uncalled for” comments. what did she ever do to you? maybe she is going through post partum hair loss. it *can* get bad and worse for some more than others. she had 2 back to back pregnancies after all and i think she’s brave for not hiding IF she shaved her head for that reason. as for pictures of her splattered everywhere, that’s not her doing. blame the paparazzi…she probably can’t hide if she tried! should she be in seclusion to make everyone happy? she is rich enough to afford wigs to where no one would be the wiser so obviously she is not hiding anything she’s going through. i sincerely hope the best for her as she is a person like everyone on this site. maybe when one of you has a stressful event or goes through some sort of hardship you will gain something called empathy. shame on everyone who made nasty comments…i believe this is what is wrong with society – insecure followers. also most celebs have lots of help to get pretty. that is nothing new. half of hollywood is fake or touched up.

  30. smegma

    Not GI Jane, but the Sinead O’Connor ref was on the mark. Supposedly Britney is about to start filming a biopic about SOC, as a way to get back into music without putting out her own “comeback” album right now. Then, if the movie flops, she can always say her real talent is as a musical artiste and then put out her own album, and get a 2-for-1 out of it. I think she’s going to flop twice. Say what you will about Shinehead O’Connor, but she’s got a good voice. I don’t care what producer they get, there’s not way Britney’s voice will be good enough.

  31. hotguy

    Again, yet again i was gonna join ye ole band wagon and rant on “poor” brit. Note the use of the word poor! she is going head fist(no pun intended) into her supposed grave. She is human, though hard to believe from the pic, why are we enjoying this so much? Could this be because of OOPS, I Did It again… say it aint so! People grow up,and GET THE FUCK OVER OOPS!!! YAY BRITNEY!!!

  32. billy beck

    She is makeing K-Fed look good

  33. Chessdemon3045


    What has she done to us?

    She existed… that is all that she needed to do to earn my enmity.

  34. BarbadoSlim

    “should she be in seclusion to make everyone happy?”

    She could try that, yes, I think she should definitely get out of our faces.

    Is that so much to ask?

    Of course, there’s always, brutal death.

  35. tdn2935

    @223 – well it’s a crazy world but guess what? we all have the right to exist. i would think your energy would be better vested in questioning why serial killers exist. but alas no…. it’s britney. what a lame response. ooooh she exists!!! how horrid!

  36. tdn2935

    @233 (typo :) – well it’s a crazy world but guess what? we all have the right to exist. i would think your energy would be better vested in questioning why serial killers exist. but alas no…. it’s britney. what a lame response. ooooh she exists!!! how horrid!

  37. Lowlands

    I don’t know which airport security checkpoint Britney has to go through here but they’d handle over there really serious security-measures.

  38. BarbadoSlim

    @235…I would wager to you that Britney and her ilk are more damging to society that 10 serial killers.

    She damages the culture, she sets a bad example that’s followed, she’s corrosive, she promotes being mediocre and whiny and she’s raising two future criminals. That’s, what brings down Empires friend, not serial killers.

  39. BarbadoSlim



    typekey sucks

  40. BarbadoSlim

    oh and I forgot, she promotes the mentality that being dumb, uneducated and not doing anything about it is, you know, ok and stuff….y’all.

  41. Lowlands

    Maybe the security told her in advance she could get any style she desires.But dumb as she’s,she probably totally misunderstood them and got a bald head.

  42. tdn2935

    @238 – are you serious!??? serial killers are above britney! LOL!!! that is THE most twisted mentality & asinine statement i’ve heard yet. but i still wouldn’t place you with a rank worse than a serial killer. :) -i do operate with a fair amount of “logic” after all. i can think of many more things damaging to a culture than britney spears. wow is she ever powerful if that’s the case!if her bad examples are followed (partying, etc as most of hollywood’s young artists partake in) – then it’s up to “parents” to monitor who their children follow. i do not think she promotes being “mediocre”..i think the paparrazi is exploiting her and there to photograph every move she makes. as far as i’m concerned, what she does with “her” life is “her” business. if anyone wants to blame britney for the behavior of others, then basically we have a bunch of influencial idiots running around due to bad parenting for the most part. THAT is what brings an empire down. along with serial killers of course. i like to reserve my harsh judgements for the truly demented after all.

  43. tdn2935

    if our soceity is soooo influential to every move britney spears makes..we’re in big trouble. and i don’t think she’s the only non college grad in hollywood. please. just b/c she’s southern and says “ya’ll” does not make her a bad influence or an idiot either. what about the slang of hip hop? i do suppose “smackin my bitch up” or any other comments about hos and humping is soooo much more classy. yeah she’s done some questionable things but she doesn’t touch alot of them out there.

  44. RichPort

    #242 – So nice of you to blame the victim… in this case, the victim is society and American pop culture. Sorry, I agree with Slim, her idiocy is forced down our throats and helps to lower the country’s collective IQ. You can blame the papparazi I guess, but something tells me you’ve bought more than a few People and OK mags… not to mention rushing to your TV for the latest ‘exclusive’ pics on ET or Access Hollywood. It’s like saying the Enron thieves weren’t as bad as Ted Bundy… when in fact they were worse. Ted Bundy affects a few dozen people, Enron and Shitney, millions. Do the math.

  45. my_electriclove

    First of all, I think that Britney looks a ton better, and Id like to see any of you look any better (or as good) with a shaved head.

    Sure, she isn’t what she used to be, but two kids, a divorce, and an obvious nervous breakdown doesn’t do wonders for anyone.
    Secondly, the people who feel the need to say derogatory things about her, obviously are just as idiotic as they claim that she is.
    Otherwise they would be able to think of something a little smarter to say than “she’s a dumb whore-cunt” .

    While it may make you gross, leaving your underwear off doesn’t necessarily make you a whore.
    It’s not like we know her sexual practices.
    How many people have you slept with?
    I just think people need to get off it.
    Few of us were perfect, and many of us would look just as bad if we were constantly being watched for missteps.

  46. BarbadoSlim

    Look, friend, your mind obviously operates at a Pavlovian level so I won’t even try to make you understand what the hell it is I’m trying to say.

    And she’s not dumb because she says y’all, she’s dumb because she is stupid, uneducated and proud of it. Again, you just looked at the symptom. And finally, if you were familiar with the forum at all (good netiquette before you open your piehole) you would know the I DESPISE ghetto/hip hop culture for all the same reasons, so go ahead and defend it too since you seem intent on being an ass.

  47. NicotineEyePatch

    #235, is thattaway –>
    “shame on everyone who made nasty comments…i believe this is what is wrong with society – insecure followers.”

    I happened to visit and read a post from a fan who just shaved her head in homage to Britney. Yet, I didn’t take the time to post and tell them how I couldn’t believe how mindlessly sheep-like and stupid her fans seem. So we’re not as cruel here as you think.
    This site was designed specifically to make nasty comments about celebrities. If you want to promote your Rainbow Britney Coalition, goading rabid anti-fans isn’t the way. Go find your brethren and leave us to state the painfully obvious about your talented, beautiful, graceful, independent, and confident female icon.

  48. RichPort

    I don’t despise ghetto culture, but I do despise Brit for so violently taking away my former urge to use her as a fluffer. She went from hot to not shockingly fast.

  49. I feel she is looking for press (It is said, that BAD press is better than NO press).

    As a parent, I think she needs to take her two children and high tail it back to Kentucky and stay out of the limelight for a few years to find herself.

    If she is enjoying this or there is an album coimng out soon and she goes on a press tour to advertise it – she should be put in jail.

    Hopefully she is just having a bad day…

  50. Nancy

    She has definately gone butch. She’s a lesbo.

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