Britney Spears showed up to a California tattoo parlor Friday night with a completely shaved head as she got a new tattoo of red lips on her wrist. Jesus fucking Christ, what happened to her in rehab? I’d say she’s this close to a mental breakdown but I can’t get my fingers close enough to convey just how deeply in the middle of a breakdown she is. My fingers would have to actually meld into each other to be accurate. I’m guessing she was forced to shave her hair after it got so dirty a family of gophers made it their home.
UPDATE: Here’s some video footage of Britney with her shaved head at the tatoo parlor. Whee.
What is this “Comment Pending” Shiite?
Selma Blair is the next Nicole Richie:
http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20012276,00.html
Maybe she went to the tattoo parlor and got her head shaved to win new fans in the goth community. Or maybe she shaved her head like Joey Lawrence or Howie Mandel to hide her bald spots she has.
LICE!
Poor Britney! She wants to be left alone yet she does this kind of shit and countless of other things to draw attention. I know a good idea for her…maybe stay at home and take care of the kids???!!!
Chi Chi Chi Chia
Hey, jrz…we were lookin for ya this weekend :)
i’m getting a little bored of staring at this lady’s bald little alien creature head. =|
#711, I am pretty sure I can speak for everyone on here when I say can you please go to your local strip joint to get the attention you so desire. Hopefully you’ll also get the crabs you so rightfully deserve as well you buck-toothed houligan limey.
And fuck your mummy.
NEXT thread please!!?!….people are beginning to drink bottles of Jack Daniels before posting on Baldy Spears.
Please hurry Fish, I think (you know who) is gonna blow up the blog soon.
Based on my dogs breath this morning, I can only surmise that he’s been licking his smegma-laiden pecker all night.
#716 not proper salami, just Genoa. Oh and I have a vagina, not a baby dick.
Don’t you have a footie match on the telly to keep yourself entertained since your dick is too small to masturbate with?
I fuck rednecks in chevy pickups.
Me too biatcho
I’d still hit it. I have a thing for bald men, but she doesn’t look half bad with no hair. I rather see this than the cheetos eating, shopping at Target without bathing Britney we’ve been treated to in the past.
FUCK YOU YOU FAT TURD WHORE AND YOUR FRIEND VEGGI! I TELL YOU MY PENIS IS 11 INCHES I’M HUGE AND TRYING TO BE IMPRESSIVE SOWHAT IF IT ISN’T TRUE YOU STUPID BANJO THROWING YANK TURDS!
Should have said #720………no, I do not talk to myself. So veggi, take biatchos dick out your arse and stop being a suck up fat turd loser!
POOP!!!
I wish Britney could just disappear for awhile and get her head straight. Go somewhere to heal and regroup where there isn’t anyone to watch her every move and where she can find herself again, where no one will hurt her any more. This insanity has got to stop.
It’s obvious that so many people are having a perfectly grand time bashing her. You are the same people who put her up on a pedastal a few years ago.
Being a celebrity is quite possibly the hardest life anyone can have. It’s crazy because she chose the limelight,but honestly…would any of us trade places with her now? Fame is a two edged sword isn’t it?
Britney, I hope you get the professional help you are screaming for. God bless you and your broken spirit. I will pray for you
I would love to have a serious case of stomach flu right now, then eat like a dozen eggs, 15 red peppers, 5 onions, one full case of chicken wings, 6 hot tamale’s, 1 pizza, a bowl of ice cream and then just stand over Britneys fat and swollen head and just let my diarrea cover her entire fucking face, I would so fucking waste that bitch with my diarrhea she would almost drown in it. That bitch doesn’t deserve the media attention, what she deserves is a big spurt of diarrea in her face, shaken AND stirred:):):):)
Britney, I went down and I got it for you, now swallow my brown load mwhahaahaha. You fucking trollop, you’s gonna eat that shit now whether you like it or not.
I Think This Is Just A Way Of Getting Attention But I Kinda Feel Sorry For Her. XxX
dude you need therapy. and a visit from the FBI wouldn’t hurt either.
By the way, what the fuck is a forskin cleaner? Cause if it’s a dicksucker we call it dicksucker or dicklicker here in America. Talk like us or kill yourself.
biatcho — you are my idol.
Wiseman, you on the other hand, are a loser. and please stop typing in all caps, since it looks like you are screaming like some fucked up psychopath.
thank you.
a foreskin cleaner is a suck up? what the hell? someone who can’t face reality? that doesn’t even make sense.
Ahem.
(taps microphone)
People, my previous post here was #675. From that time, you’ve added
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awoki bo parse un makaku chita.
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fastioso
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mi ta zorg pami dune keda kune anto un bon limipa mi ta sigi dune.
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@ 720…
Oh. My. God.
That was the funniest shit (haha.. no pun intended) I have ever read. I just laughed so hard I was crying.
Thank you for that.
A shock in music biz : Shaved Britney Spears !
You remember her such :)
well, Britney is a human been, human beens have nice moments, but we all have problems too, but even though i know that she is a nice person, a good woman, maybe she needs comprenhention, that feeling that people doenst know how to give, everybody says, “oh my god britney is crazy, britney is the worst woman in the world.. bla bla bla” but what about your life??? I trust in her, i trust that she is a great woman, she has reached many things, and you only used to say bad things about her… well i have to say, she has been my inspiration, i dont know if you have heard her, but i remembered when she said a concert this sentence “Never ever lose you passion to dream” that sentence makes me feel peace, and gave me the self confidence i’ve found a lot of time. Now i say to britney if she read this some day.. hey brit go ahead, nothing is lost yet, your life almost begin and i trust in you… you have been my example to follow since i was a child and know I continue trusting you…
a friend..
MARY
mary.dovale@hotmail.com
OMG what has she done? Brits MUM if u are reading these watch your daughter very closely THIS IS WAT SHES GONNA DO
BUY LOTS OF VODKA ,3 BAGS OF COKE AND 8 BOTTLES OF PAIN KILLERS TO TAKE HER PAIN AWAY, SHE WILL THEN DRINK, SNIFF, AND POP THE LOT AND PROBABLY DO IT ALL WATCHING HER VIDEO EVERYTIME(SHE KILLS HER SELF IN THAT SO SHE MIGHT JUST BE FOUND DROWNING IN THE TUB!!) SHE WANTS TO DIE.
I FEEL FOR HER I THINK SHE IS SERIOUSLY THINKING ABOUT IT.
she’s gone completely nuts…i never thought i’d say this, but kfed should probably keep a close eye on the kids!
She needed a new look. Her hair looked horible…I hope she keeps it shaved!
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britney i dunno what ur goin through so i won’t judge but slow down and think for a moment remember you have children now so at least think of them don’t loose em for stupid parties
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