Britney Spears shaved her head completely bald

February 16th, 2007 // 737 Comments

Britney Spears showed up to a California tattoo parlor Friday night with a completely shaved head as she got a new tattoo of red lips on her wrist. Jesus fucking Christ, what happened to her in rehab? I’d say she’s this close to a mental breakdown but I can’t get my fingers close enough to convey just how deeply in the middle of a breakdown she is. My fingers would have to actually meld into each other to be accurate. I’m guessing she was forced to shave her hair after it got so dirty a family of gophers made it their home.

UPDATE: Here’s some video footage of Britney with her shaved head at the tatoo parlor. Whee.


  1. bedbugsandballyhoo

    Woo Hoo! 600th!

  2. sexybitch

    #585 Schack – wow, nice generalization, but I never claimed any of the things you’re attributing to me. I was discussing a post with kmddmk and having a nice time when you started dragging Freud, Dr. Phil, and your profs into the mix. I didn’t want to fight with you but you seemed to be positively spoiling for one.

    I never claimed that my professors could beat up yours, and if you think you’ve reached some momentous conclusion, well, good for you. I’d actually love to find out why your prof classifies passive malicious pleasure and active sadism as one and the same, but if it’s all the same to you, I think I’ll forego the pleasure.

    I also don’t live in an ivory tower, it’s too hard to get pizza delivered.

  3. CruisingForCock

    Schack, you’re fat….I just know it.

  4. schack

    hi alex

  5. sumnersgal

    604? spank me very much

  6. TrannyGranny

    565 you stupid cunt. We made 666 easily last summer.

    YO SLIM!!!

  7. TrannyGranny

    C$C WHASSUPP?????????????????????????????

  8. TrannyGranny

    C$C WHASSUPP?????????????????????????????

  9. Double post, sorry cunts!

  10. schack

    since you obviously like to live vicariously, you should have no trouble comprehending how enjoyment isn’t purely passive.

    but that’s a can of worms i don’t think is worth opening.

    my point was just that schadenfreude IS often translated as sadism.

    it’s not delivery, it’s dijourno, and p.s. my professors can annihilate your professors.

  11. CruisingForCock

    Tranny!!! I wanna mud wrestle with you. Naked of course. PS…. Schack is FAT!

  12. Dragulf

    Shitney the Pear actually turning into a pear. Who Knew?!!????!!!

  13. schack

    alex, don’t you think you should get back to work? CruisingForCock? god, it’s so obvious.

  14. CruisingForCock

    610 Too bad they can’t teach you how to use the shift key. Sentences start with CAPS. And you are still FAT.

  15. Dragulf

    Can I be the fat one and you all mud wrestle me naked?

  16. schack


    sentences start with caps, do they? depends who ur aksin, don’t it?

  17. schack

    what the fuck? you’re gonna take my crowning glory away from me? I’M the fat one

  18. TrannyGranny

    Does anyone have a clue as to how happy
    “Shitney the Pear” makes me? Anyone?

    Just happy enought to keep from acknowleding the presence of a certain schack I took last week, and not nearly enough to keep me from flying to Cruising and exploring all of her orifices.

  19. CruisingForCock

    613 I’m not sure who Alex is (once again, shift key). I do feel like I have confirmation that you are FAT. Based on the fact that I said you are fat and you called me Alex (because Alex knows you are FAT).

    Taking bow.

    615 Hell yeah!

  20. schack

    i thought you said you’d always take me under your wing?

    why you gotta be so two faced? one minute its tranny, the next, it’s granny

  21. schack

    some people would call me fat, sure

  22. CruisingForCock

    620 No one likes you. It is confirmed, I took a poll. I also took a pole….if you know what I mean…wink wink

  23. schack

    before this website destroys my life, i’m going to have to sign off.

    it’s been a pleasure. evenin’ everybody.

    9to tell you the truth, i would use the shift key, but my fingers are just two fat. they’re like sausages in outer-space fat.)

  24. HollyJ




  25. TrannyGranny

    Holly Jay

    Shut Up.


  26. CruisingForCock

    624 Pathetic, really. Re: before this website destroys my life

    I hope that was sarcasm.

  27. britneysclitney

    621, and you’re a cunt.

  28. hobieluv83

    I’m gonna give her the benefit of the doubt and say she shaved her head because she dyed her hair so many times to so many extremes (blonde, dark, blonde, dark, blonde) that it started to fall out. Sometimes it’s just easier to start over. Or she’s past the Madonna wannabe phase an onto the Sinead. Except that Sinead was always gorgeous when she put a wig on and britney…well, you know.

  29. doodee head

    Will the real TrannyGranny please stand up?

    I think you’re a troll

  30. TrannyGranny

    630 I think you ar the troll.

    It’s really me, you cunt.


    Please go fuck yourself in your stupid ass.

  31. doodee head

    If it’s really you, post your website link here.

  32. TrannyGranny

    Who the fuck are you, anyway? Have you said ANYTHING funnny? please just eat your hysterectomy.

  33. I was just wondering that. The real Tranny G is more original.

  34. doodee head

    #631, 633- You’re a fraud.
    You should try trolling someone more your speed.

  35. RichPort

    It’s completely possible that she shaved her head so fan bashing message boards could reach 650 posts. And have everyone read each of them. You are some funny motherfuckers.

    And I’m not sure which over you ‘heavy flow’ ladies out there left your discarded tampon on #439, but that’s just fucking disgusting. Good thing most people just step over shit. I’m know I’m an adult and all, but is ‘pwned’ some kind of exclusive geek internet term? Does that mean I’ll have to divorce my wife and commit to live in a rented room surounded by pristinely packaged action figures and my own uncleansed stench? What’s next? Fucking secret handshakes? I have one, but it just involves a partial fist with an errant middle finger. Sometimes I think the damn thing thinks for itself. Besides, we know all the cool people say fcuk yuo.

  36. TrannyGranny

    Done. YKW

  37. Dragulf

    That really is Tranny. He is plastered I believe atm so … don’t expect his best work. Thanks for standing up for him though!

  38. The-Guslet

    Maybe it’s a symbolic attempt at “starting over”…


  39. #637–Everyone seems to know that handshake, though.

  40. RichPort

    Universality is my specialty. I like to communicate in terms easily understood by those lesser among us.

  41. doodee head

    Dragulf, I don’t think that’s Tranny. Check his 2 links posts #609, 623.
    He would never link shit like that.

  42. eXtasyStef

    #642–Good point.

  43. sexybitch

    #643 I think that really is Tranny – Tranny, how’s your flag staff?

  44. Dragulf

    DD head, I am chatting w/ Tranny on another site. Trust me, it’s him.

  45. doodee head

    Okay Dragulf. I’ll leave well enough alone.

  46. TrannyGranny

    Dragulf, sexy

    Yeah, it is me. check the other.

  47. no1justminda

    Some new content would be GREAT. This is so done.

  48. BarbadoSlim

    Blow jobs are also my speciality, but I’m not a complicated guy. Simple, direct, not too much ball play, …

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