Britney Spears showed up to a California tattoo parlor Friday night with a completely shaved head as she got a new tattoo of red lips on her wrist. Jesus fucking Christ, what happened to her in rehab? I’d say she’s this close to a mental breakdown but I can’t get my fingers close enough to convey just how deeply in the middle of a breakdown she is. My fingers would have to actually meld into each other to be accurate. I’m guessing she was forced to shave her hair after it got so dirty a family of gophers made it their home.
UPDATE: Here’s some video footage of Britney with her shaved head at the tatoo parlor. Whee.
Woo Hoo! 600th!
#585 Schack – wow, nice generalization, but I never claimed any of the things you’re attributing to me. I was discussing a post with kmddmk and having a nice time when you started dragging Freud, Dr. Phil, and your profs into the mix. I didn’t want to fight with you but you seemed to be positively spoiling for one.
I never claimed that my professors could beat up yours, and if you think you’ve reached some momentous conclusion, well, good for you. I’d actually love to find out why your prof classifies passive malicious pleasure and active sadism as one and the same, but if it’s all the same to you, I think I’ll forego the pleasure.
I also don’t live in an ivory tower, it’s too hard to get pizza delivered.
Schack, you’re fat….I just know it.
hi alex
604? spank me very much
565 you stupid cunt. We made 666 easily last summer.
YO SLIM!!!
C$C WHASSUPP?????????????????????????????
C$C WHASSUPP?????????????????????????????
Double post, sorry cunts!
since you obviously like to live vicariously, you should have no trouble comprehending how enjoyment isn’t purely passive.
but that’s a can of worms i don’t think is worth opening.
my point was just that schadenfreude IS often translated as sadism.
it’s not delivery, it’s dijourno, and p.s. my professors can annihilate your professors.
Tranny!!! I wanna mud wrestle with you. Naked of course. PS…. Schack is FAT!
Shitney the Pear actually turning into a pear. Who Knew?!!????!!!
alex, don’t you think you should get back to work? CruisingForCock? god, it’s so obvious.
610 Too bad they can’t teach you how to use the shift key. Sentences start with CAPS. And you are still FAT.
Can I be the fat one and you all mud wrestle me naked?
whoaaaaaaaaaaaa
sentences start with caps, do they? depends who ur aksin, don’t it?
what the fuck? you’re gonna take my crowning glory away from me? I’M the fat one
Does anyone have a clue as to how happy
“Shitney the Pear” makes me? Anyone?
Just happy enought to keep from acknowleding the presence of a certain schack I took last week, and not nearly enough to keep me from flying to Cruising and exploring all of her orifices.
613 I’m not sure who Alex is (once again, shift key). I do feel like I have confirmation that you are FAT. Based on the fact that I said you are fat and you called me Alex (because Alex knows you are FAT).
Taking bow.
615 Hell yeah!
i thought you said you’d always take me under your wing?
why you gotta be so two faced? one minute its tranny, the next, it’s granny
some people would call me fat, sure
620 No one likes you. It is confirmed, I took a poll. I also took a pole….if you know what I mean…wink wink
eh
before this website destroys my life, i’m going to have to sign off.
it’s been a pleasure. evenin’ everybody.
9to tell you the truth, i would use the shift key, but my fingers are just two fat. they’re like sausages in outer-space fat.)
HOLY SHIT! I CHECKED IN AND IT’S AT 624 POSTS!!
OMG!! FOR BRITNEY’S BALD HEAD?!?!? ARE YOU KIDDING?!?!
=0
Holly Jay
Shut Up.
Please/
624 Pathetic, really. Re: before this website destroys my life
I hope that was sarcasm.
621, and you’re a cunt.
I’m gonna give her the benefit of the doubt and say she shaved her head because she dyed her hair so many times to so many extremes (blonde, dark, blonde, dark, blonde) that it started to fall out. Sometimes it’s just easier to start over. Or she’s past the Madonna wannabe phase an onto the Sinead. Except that Sinead was always gorgeous when she put a wig on and britney…well, you know.
Will the real TrannyGranny please stand up?
I think you’re a troll
630 I think you ar the troll.
It’s really me, you cunt.
Seriously.
Please go fuck yourself in your stupid ass.
If it’s really you, post your website link here.
Who the fuck are you, anyway? Have you said ANYTHING funnny? please just eat your hysterectomy.
I was just wondering that. The real Tranny G is more original.
http://www.fuckyoustupidcuntfuckyouinthegoatsass.net
#631, 633- You’re a fraud.
You should try trolling someone more your speed.
It’s completely possible that she shaved her head so fan bashing message boards could reach 650 posts. And have everyone read each of them. You are some funny motherfuckers.
And I’m not sure which over you ‘heavy flow’ ladies out there left your discarded tampon on #439, but that’s just fucking disgusting. Good thing most people just step over shit. I’m know I’m an adult and all, but is ‘pwned’ some kind of exclusive geek internet term? Does that mean I’ll have to divorce my wife and commit to live in a rented room surounded by pristinely packaged action figures and my own uncleansed stench? What’s next? Fucking secret handshakes? I have one, but it just involves a partial fist with an errant middle finger. Sometimes I think the damn thing thinks for itself. Besides, we know all the cool people say fcuk yuo.
Done. YKW
That really is Tranny. He is plastered I believe atm so … don’t expect his best work. Thanks for standing up for him though!
Maybe it’s a symbolic attempt at “starting over”…
Nah.
#637–Everyone seems to know that handshake, though.
Universality is my specialty. I like to communicate in terms easily understood by those lesser among us.
Dragulf, I don’t think that’s Tranny. Check his 2 links posts #609, 623.
He would never link shit like that.
#642–Good point.
#643 I think that really is Tranny – Tranny, how’s your flag staff?
DD head, I am chatting w/ Tranny on another site. Trust me, it’s him.
Okay Dragulf. I’ll leave well enough alone.
Dragulf, sexy
Yeah, it is me. check the other.
Some new content would be GREAT. This is so done.
Blow jobs are also my speciality, but I’m not a complicated guy. Simple, direct, not too much ball play, …