Britney Spears showed up to a California tattoo parlor Friday night with a completely shaved head as she got a new tattoo of red lips on her wrist. Jesus fucking Christ, what happened to her in rehab? I’d say she’s this close to a mental breakdown but I can’t get my fingers close enough to convey just how deeply in the middle of a breakdown she is. My fingers would have to actually meld into each other to be accurate. I’m guessing she was forced to shave her hair after it got so dirty a family of gophers made it their home.
UPDATE: Here’s some video footage of Britney with her shaved head at the tatoo parlor. Whee.
Katie | February 16, 2007 at 11:48 pm
WHAT. THE. FUCK. Way to try and be Natalie portman… this is so last year. If she thinks this will clear her concious of badly raising her children and doing drugs… well.. shes fucked!
Rachel Jones | February 16, 2007 at 11:50 pm
You are fucking kidding. I’m speechless. This is the ugliest, funniest rock bottom I have ever seen.
kencarlo | February 16, 2007 at 11:50 pm
she looks… fatter
kellygirl57 | February 16, 2007 at 11:51 pm
Note to self…Never to go rehab in the Caribbean
licklick | February 16, 2007 at 11:54 pm
“Earth to Britney. Are you there?”
sid | February 16, 2007 at 11:55 pm
FUCKING TYPEKEY!!!!!!
Doesn’t remember me for two weeks, not even A DAY!
It said “comments 0.” FUCK!
Okay…
Well, before I thought she was just a party hound, a lousy mother, but was gonna get over it and be a kazillionaire again, but this is a pretty good sign she’s losing it.
I’m expecting a LOT more fun outta her in the coming weeks.
At least this solves the filthy hair problem. Heh.
But…blecccch >:P
omelette ze roar | February 16, 2007 at 11:56 pm
Oh, Brit…joo so crazeh.
geek_uk | February 16, 2007 at 11:56 pm
This is the best she’s looked in ages.
Bill Clinton | February 16, 2007 at 11:58 pm
Now she is completely hairless. (Can’t test her hair for coke)
shakeitout | February 16, 2007 at 11:59 pm
endless amounts of shampoo could never have saved her hair, anyway. it was bound to happen.
thehoch | February 17, 2007 at 12:04 am
Out of control! This chick needs to get out of the public eye and hide out. The pressure of having every one of her moves made known to everyone is crushing her.
Next floor: Rock bottom
geek_uk | February 17, 2007 at 12:04 am
no6 – what’s with the moaning? did you really want to be “First!” that much?
WiseMan | February 17, 2007 at 12:09 am
HAHAHAHAHAHA………SHE LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING DISEASED POTATO HEAD.
Dean | February 17, 2007 at 12:11 am
Holy mother of pearl keys…
sid | February 17, 2007 at 12:28 am
Did this fast to make up for the fact I missed being #1.
Are you ready?
I said, ARE YOU READY?
Well, let’s GO!
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White Trash in the Wind
Get lost Britney Spears
Though I never dug you at all
I can’t get away from you
Thanks to the tabloids in the mall
You make your bones with Mickey
And then you lied to us at night
And said you were a virgin
While you got fucked every night
And it seems to me you’re living your life
Like white trash in the wind
Your babies don’t know who to cling to
Because you’re never in
And they would have liked to have told you
But they’re just little kids
Your interest in them burned long before
Their needs for you ever did
You got a nose job early
And bought yourself giant tits
To be the center of attention
A empty vessel we called Brit
Your marriage was a joke
You picked the biggest loser you could find
Kevin Federline
A wigger who couldn’t rhyme
You made friends with Paris and Lindsay
Somehow, you made them look good
When you flashed your pussy
And nobody got wood
You’re gonna fucking die
If you don’t slow down, y’see
Barfing Cheetos and Stoli
In a rented SUV
Get lost Britney Spears
From the young man in the Superfish thread
Who now sees you as repulsive
With your fucked-up, shaven head
SaveBritney | February 17, 2007 at 12:28 am
This seems like the end. I think she might kill herself. And it’s thanks to people like Perez and her so-called “friends” like Felicia who hope that she “hits rock bottom” as a solution to her problems. Announcement: Britney hit rock bottom right after her divorce from FedEx. What the hell kind of “reasoning” is it to say that she’ll inevitably get back on track once she’s truly hit rock bottom? Most people can’t get back up once that happens– and, newsflash: that has already happened for Britney. She’s destroyed herself and will definitely not get custody of her kids– which is the only good thing she got out of her marriage to FedEx. Justin won’t ever take her back, and she hates herself. NOTE to anyone who actually cares about Britney in the slightest who can actually communicate with her: Get her a book called “It’s Called a Breakup Because It’s Broken”. She needs to read this, desperately. I’m a huge fan of hers and I honestly think that her getting ahold of that book is her one last hope for survival– not just career-wise (it might be too late for that) but as a human being. I am truly afraid for her. BRITNEY: If you ever read this, go straight to a bookstore and get that book. You have nothing to lose, here at the end– you might as well take this one last chance on yourself before you give up permanently.
diamondprynzez | February 17, 2007 at 12:39 am
This is as shocking as Lance Bass’s coming out.
sid | February 17, 2007 at 12:45 am
“Burned OUT long before,” and “AN empty vessel we called Brit.”
There.
Weird how I posted at the same time as a real fan of hers. I actually wrote it in the present tense, because I thought that if I wrote it in the past, she’d be dead within hours.
She’s probably alone right now, looking at what she’s done to herself, and crying.
dannielynn'sdaddy | February 17, 2007 at 12:46 am
K-Fed wouldn’t even take her back at this point.
dannielynn'sdaddy | February 17, 2007 at 12:47 am
BTW, you need strong facial features to pull off bald. Her indescript eyes, hook nose, and soft chin are NOT rocking this do.
FunkMasterYeliz | February 17, 2007 at 12:48 am
this is ridiculous. She is ridiculous!
boinsie | February 17, 2007 at 12:48 am
How much does it matter? Half of the time she wore a wig anyway.
Confusing wrist tattoos are always a good sign though, right?
sid | February 17, 2007 at 12:58 am
Telly Savalas…Yul Brenner…
…the only good bald looks.
Oh
meagan | February 17, 2007 at 1:00 am
ummm what? really? is she ACTUALLY serious? there better be a damn press release explaining this shit because right now i’m making the assumption that she had to shave her head to sell her hair so she could buy more coke. and until that’s proven to not be the case, i stand by it.
Pikachelsea | February 17, 2007 at 1:06 am
I guess she’s trying to out-do Anna Nicole Smith “most rapid and hilarious descent into retardation after jumping the shark”.
slutzilla | February 17, 2007 at 1:14 am
I highly doubt this is real. It looks Photoshopped… Unless Britney happens to have a white “glow” around her head..
logger | February 17, 2007 at 1:29 am
She’e cleaning herself up! Started with the hair…probably she’d kill herself in the end! Things have gone too dirty for comfort.
bellaparis | February 17, 2007 at 1:29 am
Um I think the white glow is from the bars behind her. In that photo she looks like someones bitch in prison.
no1justminda | February 17, 2007 at 1:43 am
K-Fed is becoming more appealing by the second…
no1justminda | February 17, 2007 at 1:45 am
SHE DID IT HERSELF, MORE PICS HERE:
http://x17online.com/
its better than bad its good | February 17, 2007 at 1:47 am
this has to be photoshopped. please tell me its photoshop. good lord, this must be the next sign of the jihad holy war
no1justminda | February 17, 2007 at 1:50 am
Nope, not photoshopped. There are pics of her shaving her head and a video of the media asking her why afterwards. She says “Because of you” http://x17online.com/
Andrew | February 17, 2007 at 1:53 am
Wow, she’s completely lost it. Federline’s gonna have a field day. Can’t say I’m surprised, I can say I’m amused, ABSOLUTELY amused.
Cookie V. | February 17, 2007 at 1:55 am
How often history repeats itself.
But did Sinead O’Connor shave her head before or after spawning (not one but two) white trash offspring with a D-list backup dancer from Modesto? I can’t remember.
zEnAiDa | February 17, 2007 at 2:01 am
how saaaad im gonna cry! what is she doin to herself?!!!
serena | February 17, 2007 at 2:02 am
i think she looks better bald than she does with hair.
she actually looks pretty now. wtf?
A Spoonful of Lester | February 17, 2007 at 2:03 am
She looks pretty cute for a dude.
Cookie V. | February 17, 2007 at 2:11 am
definitely worth a stop over at
http://x17online.com/
(thx 30)
Kate | February 17, 2007 at 2:15 am
In all seriousness, she probably just took got sick of her over-processed, damaged hair and decided she’d rather go to extreme measures and shave it than wait for all the damage to grow out long enough to be cut. God only knows why she didn’t just cut it short, like a Halle Berry length haircut, but whatever..God only knows why Britney does a lot of things.
Cookie V. | February 17, 2007 at 2:20 am
Presto custody-chango!
its better than bad its good | February 17, 2007 at 2:26 am
no i refuse to believe it, she could not possibly be that dumb, its just not scientifically possible to be that career suicidal. she looks like shes ready to do a gi jane on osamas ass.
Cookie V. | February 17, 2007 at 2:32 am
New rumor: Britney has been admitted to Cedars-Sinai Medical Center (2.17.07)
http://www.breatheheavy.com
crackerjack | February 17, 2007 at 2:33 am
geez, even Michael jackson took longer to go insane after superstardom.
Amy | February 17, 2007 at 2:34 am
She has really lost it. Why doesn’t anyone close to her smack some sense into her?!
Daldianus | February 17, 2007 at 2:49 am
The best she looked in a long time! But that’s maybe because I think Nathalie Portman’s hot :)
Jack Sparrow | February 17, 2007 at 3:19 am
http://thesuperficial.com/2006/03/britney_spears_is_going_bald.html
It looks like The Superficial was right 11 months ago, and it finally happened!!!
BTW, all we need is a scar on her forehead and she’s lookin’ exactly like her own fud.
vingving | February 17, 2007 at 3:30 am
I think britney is pretty confused with herself at the moment. If you look at her actions you see someone who is stumbling about trying to find something that is not going to crumble under her feet.
Unfortunatly she cant see straight and therefore does a lot of stupid shit.
I think she suits beeing bald. She has a decent head shape which is important. Even though drastic, I myself have shaved my head plenty of times (I?m a girl) and one feels almost reborn after doing so, I hope britney
gets the same satisfaction.
I think britney needs time to discover herself as a person. since her teenage years
she has been told what to look like and who to be. Maybe her actions is a subconsious rebellion against that.
I am no fan of her music or her life but I see someone who needs help and time to herself to find her own truth instead of following other peoples truth. And to be able to do that she needs peace and time to think.
The press is not making it better and almost, enjoying themselves in other peoples misery.
I hope she gets the time and peace to transform herself into who she truly is, for better or worse.
cuesta_rey | February 17, 2007 at 3:38 am
How long is this bullshit going to be news?
All media should ignore this hick attention-whore from now on. She is sooooo done.
Bald Britney! Tattoo Britney! Crying Britney! Stupid Britney! Horny Britney! Cellulite Britney! Poor Britney! Rich Britney! Pregnant Britney!
whatever….
WD-40 | February 17, 2007 at 3:46 am
FINALLY!
The carpet matches the curtains.
justsmartenough | February 17, 2007 at 4:14 am
@49 – You took the words right outta my mouth! Maybe someone got tired of pushing her hair outta the way to *watch*