Britney Spears sends a message to fans

May 17th, 2007 // 68 Comments
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Britney Spears has posted a message to her fans on her official site, saying:

The reason for this letter is to let everyone know that their prayers have truly helped me. I am so blessed that you care enough about me to be concerned and will continue to live in this brighter state with all of you by my side during this trying time. We are all lights of the world and we all need to continuously inspire others and look to the higher power. You are all in my prayers.

Godspeed.

Love, Britney

What the hell is she talking about here? And who is she addressing? I’m surprised she didn’t thank all the unicorns and invite everybody to the party she’s throwing on the moon.

NOTE: I travel at no speed but ludicrous speed.


  1. Bugman4045

    The message could only appeal to overweight “tween” girls who think Britney is “being picked on.” Yet the topless picture is meant to appeal to whom? Teen boys? She makes me sick.

  2. captain obvious

    I agree #33… Posted by LifesAbitch on May 17, 2007 7:42 AM

    Look closely at Britney’s neck in
    this picture, it looks like the body
    belongs to someone else, and they
    just added the head.

    I does look like the pics been photoshopped. They prob put her former body on her current head. Either way,she’s ridiculous. I really lost all respect for her (and any “fans” should too) when she made that condescending video to the American public abt believing everything you read & hear. It was very rude and she now strikes me as a very self absorbed & selfish person. What good has she done for this world? She’s got oodles of money and she does nothing good, not even for her own family and kids. Pathetic has-been, go away.

  3. JOY

    YOU SUCK BRITNEY, YOUR A LOSER, A HAS BEEN, NO ONE CARES WHAT YOU DO. YOU HAVE ZERO TALENT, YOU LIP SYNC, YOUR A BAD MOM, BASICALLY YOU ARE JUST PLAIN OL LOUISIANA WHITE TRASH………lol!

  4. Joe

    PREPARE SHIP FOR LUDACRIS SPEED!

  5. Zed

    I read her comments above.

    And all I can say is: Never in history has someone’s initials been so completely apropos of who they are as a person. Never.

  6. WowJustWow

    She looks like she’s trying to keep her own hand from strangling her.

  7. Rapunzel

    #54: “What are you Col. Sanders…chicken????”

  8. rubye

    oh no here we go again….godspeed your ass!!!! “don’t use the name of lord in vain!”…. and she’s in vain! what’s next? – becoming an evanglist?!?!?!? even god will puke if it happens! tsk! tsk! tsk! whatawreck!

  9. Andy

    Dont judge her,,
    She just trying to be good (again).
    And I still waiting for good Brit..

  10. #45==I no nothing of long
    thick dickz..I a virgin,
    fucker……….

  11. Kate

    Right on #38. Britney fans are so fucking stupid it is literally painful. I saw one the other day talking about how her comeback is “like Moses”. Huh?

    In the meantime, what the hell is this bitch talking about? I have no doubt she wrote that drivel because its as idiotic as her “Tiger” speech. That was literally so stupid, so obviously someone with a low IQ trying to sound deep and smart, that it was almost embarrassing. It would have been sad if it weren’t so funny.

  12. Carmen

    It’s nice that she thinks she still has fans as to post a letter on her website ;)
    PS. Britney, the space you have for me on your prayers, use it on yourself. Trust me honey, you need all the help you can get, now is *not* the time to be squandering your prayers on your “fans”…

  13. LAUREN SMITH

    HELLO BRITNEY HOPE U GET THIS AND U ARE READING THIS U ARE THE BEST AND MY FRAVE FILM IS CROSS ROADS NEXT TIME UR IN THE SUN TELL THEM TO PUT THIS IN `britney is the best from lauren smithlol write back ur biggest ever fan lauren smith

  14. Chris

    You watch and see, she will end up as a porno star, old men will jack off to her flicks :)

    If she had hired me as her manager when she let go of that dork from way back when, she would not be in this mess.

    Oh well, maybe what they say about blonde women from the swamps of Louisanna is right !!!

    At least they “suck em heads”

  15. BRITNEY YOU ARE MY FAVOURITE SINGER,AND YOU ARE SO COOL AND CUTE,PLEASE DO ONE MORE CD WITH POP MUSIC,BECAUSE I AM BORING WITH ALL OTHERS SINGERS,PLEASE COME AGAIN TO KARPATHOS IN GREECE!!

    LOVE,
    VASSO ZAVOLAS

  16. kelly

    heyy brit i am ur biggest fan and i think u should make another cd and call it “simply brit” so yea….

    peace out
    xoxo
    toodles
    x~kel~x(x~maggie~x)

  17. Hi Britney, I’a your #1 fan and I need to see you one day I’ 13 years old. Please come again to island Karpathos!!!!!

  18. Hi Britney, I’a your #1 fan and I need to see you one day I’ 13 years old. Please come again to island Karpathos!!!!!

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