Britney Spears has posted a message to her fans on her official site, saying:
The reason for this letter is to let everyone know that their prayers have truly helped me. I am so blessed that you care enough about me to be concerned and will continue to live in this brighter state with all of you by my side during this trying time. We are all lights of the world and we all need to continuously inspire others and look to the higher power. You are all in my prayers.
Godspeed.
Love, Britney
What the hell is she talking about here? And who is she addressing? I’m surprised she didn’t thank all the unicorns and invite everybody to the party she’s throwing on the moon.
NOTE: I travel at no speed but ludicrous speed.
NicotineEyePatch | May 17, 2007 at 4:56 am
“Godspeed”?? She said that?
Wambe | May 17, 2007 at 4:57 am
FY, you religious bitch!
Baroness | May 17, 2007 at 4:57 am
Oh no, she’s one of those religous nuts. That explains so, so much.
LADY-CROFT | May 17, 2007 at 5:00 am
god has speed?
Satan | May 17, 2007 at 5:00 am
All I need is a few more prayers to the dark side, and I’m taking this bitch down.
Danzig | May 17, 2007 at 5:12 am
Something died on her head.
Chauncey Gardner | May 17, 2007 at 5:15 am
The great thing about Brit’s insanity is that you could probably rape her and kill her kids and she’d probably rationalize it as a miracle that happened to make her stronger.
krazihottkelli | May 17, 2007 at 5:16 am
YEA, Godspeed with no shirt
on, what a whore and who R
the fanz that she is thanking?
SHE DOESN’T HAVE ANY..
THEIR IMAGINARY…….
Let me guess, she now
a scientologist…
get her Satan and quick…
wanker | May 17, 2007 at 5:20 am
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Satan | May 17, 2007 at 5:29 am
Now wanker, I will hear none of that. God and I are tight. He’ll be at my BBQ this Memorial Day.
Fifth Stooge | May 17, 2007 at 5:40 am
There’s nothing wrong, but get out of the pool immediately.
krazihottkelli | May 17, 2007 at 5:45 am
hey, leave God outta thiz
he did nothing
Brittney, see what u have
done….
U now have ruined Godz
reputation, bitch from
HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL…
datura | May 17, 2007 at 5:45 am
Higher power? Brighter state? Looks as if she’s fallen victim to the brainwashing/cult tactics of the order known as Alcoholics Anonymous. And wearing a bad Carol Channing wig to boot. Yikes.
Carol | May 17, 2007 at 5:55 am
I guess when you gots God on your side you can forget your underwear, act like a ho and completely abandon The Baby That Was S’posed To Have Been A Girl and all will be forgiven as long as you preach The Word to those millions* of people visiting your website. Forget those who are working in the developing world, or in hospices, or cancer units, or soup kitchens. The true lights in our dark, mean ole world are Britney fans. Yay! The human race is safe!
* or maybe eight…
footmaster | May 17, 2007 at 5:59 am
she seems nutty…i might get her someday.
lady-croft | May 17, 2007 at 6:00 am
respect to #9
Guy | May 17, 2007 at 6:03 am
Ok, I admit I don’t think Britney cares about religion, but can every one on here stop being so insulting towards peoples faith?
Starley | May 17, 2007 at 6:14 am
Personally, I love the juxtaposition of the spiritual message combined with the topless photo. She’s class all the way.
The_Squizz | May 17, 2007 at 6:19 am
D I S E A S E D
DancingQueen | May 17, 2007 at 6:21 am
I think she was trying to say, “God this is some good speed I’m on.”
getyourhandoutofmycat | May 17, 2007 at 6:26 am
I thought she was the anti-christ…
Rosy | May 17, 2007 at 6:26 am
Shut up… bone heads. FYI britney still does have fans….
what are u guys even doing here reading her blog. LOSERSSSSSS……
bungoone | May 17, 2007 at 6:30 am
well, i guess she’s finally settled on some religion after testing every other one like a damn buffet.
i wonder if she realizes how ridiculous she is, talking about prayer, God, and a higher power as she’s standing there with her titties barely covered. she’s pretty much retarded and would certainly qualify for the special olympics.
Pikachelsea | May 17, 2007 at 6:36 am
Y’know, the word “Godspeed” doesn’t necessarily have any specific religious connotations, so all you atheist types screaming “LOL RELIGIOUS NUT!11!!!” should probably cool it. Especially considering it’s Britney we’re talking about, who seems about as serious as choosing/following a specific religion as she is about wearing clothes that fit her and don’t look absolutely retarded; i.e. not at all.
Anyway, I am still trying to figure out what she means by “this trying time”. What exactly is she going through that she hasn’t brought on herself? The dingbat makes it sound like she was just diagnosed with cancer or had her leg chopped off (man, only in my wildest dreams). All I can think of is that she’s getting divorced (she’s the one who married the idiot in the first place) and is walking around wearing ugly wigs and clown suits (she shaved her head and acts like a moron on a regular basis; that’s nobody’s fault but hers).
She doesn’t deserve anyone’s sympathy. What a tard.
Fuzzmonkey | May 17, 2007 at 6:38 am
She is one crazy assed bitch. But if she releases some topless photos like that one, she might have some hope left.
Whammer Jammer | May 17, 2007 at 6:45 am
She expects anyone to believe that she actually composed that statement? There’s no way.
iburl | May 17, 2007 at 6:56 am
Thaqt picture is reallyt sickening… A drug addled skinhead in a fake wig with arm length gloves, I assume to hide all the crazy stuff she wrote all over her arms with a sharpie like “I am the Anti-Christ” and “Godspeed you black enterer”
getyourhandoutofmycat | May 17, 2007 at 7:09 am
Can’t wait to see her mega downfall when K-fag gets full custody and she’s left broke and fat and crazier than ever =)
jenster | May 17, 2007 at 7:20 am
“trying time”, yeah like someone held a gun to her head and made her shave all of her hair off.
or marry K-fed……I digress
krazihottkelli | May 17, 2007 at 7:23 am
siriuosly,,,i would lick her baldy.
i mean her hed PLOWSHIT,,,fukkin perv
denny | May 17, 2007 at 7:27 am
Nice Spaceballs reference…
krazihottkelli | May 17, 2007 at 7:31 am
fuck you DRDICKBREATHPLOWSHIT,
QUIT USING MY NAME, FUCKER
I AM NOT #30=I HATE THAT FUCKIN
BITCH AS MUCH AS I HATE U.
U SHOULD OF STAYED HIDDEN
WITH YOUR DICK BETWEEN
YOUR LEGZ ,AS USUAL.
USE MY NAME AGAIN, AND
U WILL SO BE SORRY….
LifesAbitch | May 17, 2007 at 7:42 am
Look closely at Britney’s neck in
this picture, it looks like the body
belongs to someone else, and they
just added the head.
DrPhowstus | May 17, 2007 at 7:58 am
@32 — Uhhhhhh… sir, that wasn’t me. I’ve been ignoring you for weeks now. Shouldn’t your fat ass be out testing your bouyancy in the ocean, or is it whaling season?
krazihottkelli | May 17, 2007 at 8:07 am
yea right, it waz U
and I swim everyday, bitch
Your the only fat guy here
I’m a skinny girl, fucker..
Oh yea, your small English
dick friendz are hiding like
u, so go find them and play
u all like to hide so well.
DrPhowstus | May 17, 2007 at 8:10 am
I will go find those English
dicks, my good sir, all in
good time.
Dragon | May 17, 2007 at 8:54 am
I’ve always imagined brickney weards fan to be an old man stranded on an island! or an old dusty skeleton holding up a sign that reads “i luv BS”.
yolatengo | May 17, 2007 at 9:02 am
as much as I would pay good $$$ to watch this waste of space BRITSHIT get pissed on by a gang of Urangutans…. I would actually prefer to just beat the shit out of anyone who is stupid and feeble-minded enough to still be her so called ‘fan’, I don’t care if it means 45 days sharing a jail cell with Paristetiters
I WOULD PAY $$$ PEOPLE FOR THIS….NO JOKE
lambman | May 17, 2007 at 9:13 am
At least this time it’s not a poem about her being a tiger, remember that little gem?
Annie | May 17, 2007 at 9:20 am
Oh look, it’s Debbie Gibson.
Christopher | May 17, 2007 at 9:26 am
Either:
a) There is no god, and the prayers went unanswered,
b) There is a god, but he/she hates Britney and wants her to suffer, or
c) Everyone was praying for her to turn into a whore.
SCOTLAND | May 17, 2007 at 9:31 am
The Lord is my Shepherd; I shall not want.
He maketh me to lie down in green pastures:
He leadeth me beside the still waters.
He restoreth my soul:
He leadeth me in the paths of righteousness for His name’ sake.
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death,
I will fear no evil: For thou art with me;
Thy rod and thy staff, they comfort me.
Thou preparest a table before me in the presence of mine enemies;
Thou annointest my head with oil; My cup runneth over.
Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me all the days of my life,
and I will dwell in the House of the Lord forever.
jesusphillips | May 17, 2007 at 9:50 am
I like that her deeply religious message is partially sprawled across her bare nipples. “Praise God and enjoy my breasts”
GreatRack | May 17, 2007 at 9:52 am
Fucking drivel….
“and will continue to live in this brighter state with all of you by my side during this trying time. ”
Ahh… Religion and toplessness. I knew they went together…
misstery | May 17, 2007 at 9:53 am
@35 So you only like thick long dicks? Is that because your cunt is all used up, loose, and drippy? Like the one in the link above.
bungoone | May 17, 2007 at 10:11 am
upon further inspection, i will have to agree with 33. it just doesn’t look right.
could she not secure a half-way decent looking wig? what a joke.
MrSemprini | May 17, 2007 at 10:36 am
She’s in a brighter state? Only if she’s on fire!!
Master Woo-Woo | May 17, 2007 at 11:40 am
She’s not here for your entertainment… it’s just her and her gloves tonight… LOL!!!
Dr. WooWoo | May 17, 2007 at 11:42 am
Brits version of cross your heart bra!
Master Woo-Woo | May 17, 2007 at 11:43 am
Brilliant Dr. WooWoo!!!