Britney Spears sees her children, they survive

February 25th, 2008 // 54 Comments

Most of you probably are already aware of this, but just in case, Britney Spears visited with her children for the first time on Saturday since January 3. Kevin Federline wanted Britney to have some time with the kids. After two days of tense negotiations, lawyers for each side hashed out a deal. E! News reports:

Aside from Spears and a court-appointed monitor, there were several other key personnel on hand, including: Britney’s father, Jamie Spears; a Federline security guard; and a lawyer from the Luce Forward law firm, which is handling Britney’s conservatorship for Jamie Spears.
According to an insider, the 26-year-old pop star was not permitted to take the boys, ages two and one, into another room without the others watching.

Also present was a blind chimp with a bazooka. It had been previously determined that, in the case of an emergency, if anyone should be left alone with the children, it should be the chimp. Or a box of old syringes. Britney, however, does have one opportunity to be left alone with her boys. But first she’d have to survive a nuclear holocaust and not be within 100 yards of a radioactive zombie. At which point, said zombie will be the children’s primary caregiver. Britney’s lawyer is currently fighting for shared custody with the zombie, but so far, no dice.

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  1. a

    How sad that an entire circus is needed to keep a couple of toddlers safe.

  2. Dave

    NO MORE BRITNEY PLEASE! FIRST!

  3. SpotsBeforeMyEyes

    Her Dad is way hot. I love a hero.

  4. First you slobbering fucknig fish cunts.

  5. D. Richards (Scumbag.)

    Goddamn it! No death? No fiery death? No insane, fiery death? The kids lived?

    Tragic; it’s a tragedy. An utter travesty to Britney Spears’ life.

  6. Auntie Kryst

    That’s quite a scene in that hallway. Where’s the pic of Jack Ruby stepping out and shooting her in the stomache?

  7. hell yeah

    she probably thought she was at a petting zoo.

  8. 23apples

    What’s going on with her hair? It gives me the chills… it’s like one big oil slick with a cinnamon roll on top… Forget the penguins, where is the dawn dish soap when you REALLY need it

  9. fergernauster

    Repeated and/or omni-present hairweaves MUST cause receding hairline.

    And brain cancer.

  10. Clem

    Michael Jackson’s kids (the completely 100% caucasian ones) are going to come out more normal than those two.

  11. Gerald_Tarrant

    LOL@6. Jack Ruby, classic. It looks like a reenactment.

  12. Champ

    Wow she must be really doing well, I havent seen the pink wig or Predator outfit in some time. Skank.

  13. sweetnsnooty

    we can always count on Britney to deliver a freak show

  14. p911gt10c

    Yup, takes an entire team of people to make sure she stays on her feet. Pathetic.

    OH, and #2 and 4, you’re both losers.

  15. Buzzlist

    seems saw her before on millionairefriends.com where Charlie Sheen found his new love there. It is said he has major crush there.

  16. Buzzlist

    seems saw her before on millionairefriends.com where Charlie Sheen found his new love there. It is said he has major crush there.

  17. Buzzlist

    seems saw her before on millionairefriends.com where Charlie Sheen found his new love there. It is said he has major crush there.

  18. lipper

    That black coat is the UGLIEST thing I’ve seen on her yet.. ok her boots are pretty bad, a give in. She has all that money, yet it looks like some hooker down the lane buys her clothes. Amazing.

  19. lipper

    Buzzlist go lick my ass.

  20. Buzzlist

    seems saw her before on millionairefriends.com where Charlie’s Spleen found his new love there. It is said he has major crush there.

  21. Buzzlist

    seems saw her before on millionairefriends.com where Charlie’s Spleen fondled his new tool there. It is said he has major crush on hair.

  22. I’m sure being Britney’s kids couldn’t be worse than being Jacko’s kids.
    I guess they don’t have to wear Mardi Gras masks everytime they go out

    http://www.cafepress.com/teepod/

  23. I’m sure being Britney’s kids couldn’t be worse than being Jacko’s kids.
    I guess they don’t have to wear Mardi Gras masks everytime they go out

    http://www.cafepress.com/teepod/

  24. Buzzlist

    seems saw her behind on millionairefriends.com where Charlie Peen found his new lice there. It is said he have major crush on louses.

  25. EuroNeckPain

    She looks like she stinks. It must be chaos inside her mansion. She has been unable to pick out clean clothes for a while.

  26. Anonymous

    She is an utterly useless human being.

    So is Buzzlist.

  27. norton

    Proof positive you can take the girl out of the trailer park but you just can’t take the trailer park out of the girl.

  28. BunnyButt

    Someone needs to wipe the donut crumbs off her face in pic 4 …

  29. IKE

    It’s good to see that she’s on the right path again.

  30. 28 I would do it but my tounge is in deacon jones’ butt.

  31. The buzzlist Less Liberation Front.

    Hey buzzlist. I am holding your rice cooker hostage, and will destroy it if you continue with those retarded posts. You have 1 minute to comply.

  32. Veroonica

    I wonder if you hear the sound of two meatflaps rubbing together when she walks down the street : )

  33. woodhorse

    How come other people get weaves and their scalp doesn’t show but Britney looks like she’s going bald?

  34. woodhorse

    Anyone seen Wally? I’ve been waiting 30 minutes for him to get back from the Quiktrip with my tampons.

  35. Lowlands

    Are they still fighting about the custody?This is getting really boring by now.I’ll bet even the lawyers give a yawn by now when they noticed their bills are paid again.

  36. Ted from LA

    I’m surprised OJ hasn’t killed her yet. I wonder what he is waiting for. Maybe he is too busy looking for the real killers on golf courses and horse tracks across America.

  37. N.Y. Ted

    Can someone explain what K-Fed does for income…???

  38. Randal

    I think it’s a great turn around from what we’ve seen in the past. Britney is doing her best to move forward and be a responsible adult to her family and children.

    Great work Britney! Your fans support you! xoxo

  39. havoc

    Oh God, she didn’t flash her snapper to them did she?

    Maybe she wore undies……who knows.

    .

  40. Anon

    N.Y. Ted.
    He gets enough child support so he doesn’t have to work but not the amount he’s entitled to.
    But before you start with the obligatory “get a job” line remember he’s not doing anything women haven’t been doing for sooooooooooooooooo long.
    Difference is he hasn’t been trying to get an extortionate amount or “take her for every dime” like these women do.
    Why don’t you have a go at them. (if i could put emotes in it would be the one that Rolls Eyes)
    remember if its good for the Goose…

  41. Ted from LA

    Who does her hair?

    Sean Preston or Jayden James?

  42. N.Y. Ted

    Anon…I know…my ex-wife got the “Gold Mine”…and I got the “Shaft”….!

  43. niles

    @39 The undies were a court order………acting like a mother was not, unfortunately!

  44. mercedes von uppity

    ok, um, why can we see hunks of her scalp through her hair?

  45. Famous Anus

    16. Buzzlist – February 25, 2008 3:01 PM
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    seems she saw God while down on her knees before on millions-of-air-heads dot where/Britney found her Cheeto’s there. It is said she has fun crushing them for her hair while drooling uhhhhh …. spittle – yeah, that’s it -
    ———————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————

  46. Auntie Kryst

    Anyone happen to notice the rotating banner ad at the top of the fish for NexTag? It’s an online degree site. Check out the picture of the girl in the banner ads. It looks like Jamie Lynn Spears is hard at work on that GED.

  47. magickal

    Wow what’s up with all the fake posts. I guess I don’t come around enough anymore to not fall for it. I’m reading away, Britney…yes…trainwreck…um hmmm…hair…charlie sheen, and BOOM! Someone’s effing website. I hate you evil spamming bastards. *My emote would be “foaming at mouth face” damning you to hell.*

    That aside, holy shit. That Jamie Spears finally grew a pair and is taking charge. About 10 years too late, but, hey, better late than never. Britney is 10 years older than Jamie-Lynne right now Or Jamie Lynn. However the fuck.

    P.S. Hehehe… #6, 46…duhhh….I just got it…Auntie Kryst. I was prounouncing it “crist”, sill me. Good stuff!

  48. tc

    Her skin is looking lots better than usual (apart from the moustache, that is).

  49. what ever Britnay has done i think she hav the right to see her children because she is MOTHER

  50. anita

    why is she dressed that way to visit her kids? As a mother shouldnt she wear the mommy clothes? What if the kids sit with her on the floor building blocks or want to play with toys. She’ll have that snapper flashing again. Shameful that she is dressed like she is going out dancing for the night. Those boys are better off having a ham sandwich for a mother. She is such a dysfunction.

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