Britney Spears’ Season Greetings

December 11th, 2008 // 41 Comments

Britney Spears recorded a holiday greeting for her website, and it also stars Jayden James and Sean Preston. Of course, half of Sean’s face is cut off because market research shows he’s not a successful driver in the fourth quarter. Maybe if he’d stayed tiny and cute like his brother, we wouldn’t have this problem, y’all. Now who wants to eat Christmas bulbs with mommy? This one’s got glitter. *CRUNCH*

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  1. Ted Kennedy's Tumor

    Crazy or not, I would love to give her some of my eggnog! She wouldn’t even have to worry about another bun in the oven since my vasectomy. Crap that hurt!

  2. havoc

    I forget. Which drug makes you rock back and forth like that?

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  3. blp

    I’d give her some of mine too. No vasectomy here but with the amount I drink and smoke my swimmers probably go backwards

  4. Ted Kennedy's Tumor

    blp, that was pretty funny!

    I can’t see the video….damn government computers!

  5. SoYeah

    That drug is called motherhood. Most moms do that even when they aren’t holding their kid. It becomes a habit.

    I have to say I’m pretty disgusted with how she completely ignores Sean in the video though. She may as well have kicked him out of the way.

  6. SoYeah

    That drug is called motherhood. Most moms do that even when they aren’t holding their kid. It becomes a habit.

    I have to say I’m pretty disgusted with how she completely ignores Sean in the video though. She may as well have kicked him out of the way.

  7. Bigheadmike

    Shes looking yummy!

  8. Bob

    She does look good in that black sweater tho. Quite a turn around from last xmas. She can have my egg nog!

    http://internetmiscellanea.blogspot.com/

  9. SoYeah obviously has no kids. That may be a great thing for humanity.

  10. I love this Cracker Brit. The new Fish lets me say cracker but I can’t say n*gger or he deletes it.

    Bring back the old Fish who was actually funny.

    1st Amendment dude. Read it and Frame it.

  11. Sher

    Damn Britney’s looking good!
    Go Brit go!

  12. Hopefully she’ll get a new supply of anti-crazy pills. Stay on the level yatch!

  13. #10 – The First Admendment doesn’t apply to what is in essence private property. So I can call you a cocksucking shitdick and it can be legally deleted without infringing on my constitutional rights, you cocksucking shitdick. See?

  14. Well, it’s seems that Britney must learn from Mrs. Carrington: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gkVsqkCPY5A

  15. Dr. Cornelia J. Dogbarker, PhD rescinded

    She is a retard and a bitch.

  16. So the new fish Posting as RichPrt’s Ghost. Stop pretending you are a heterosexual. You offend all of real dudes.

    It is becaue of your lack of humor and censorship that this site went to shit.

    Here is proof. The graph don’t lie. Ha ha ha ha ha.

    http://www.alexa.com/data/details/traffic_details/thesuperficial.com

  17. Bring the real Fish back. That dude ws way cool.

  18. wow nice traffic ranking graph #15,,,well ROUGH will be on haitus starting over the weekend, so this site is going back to lame commentary wise till i get back!

  19. Moo

    Funny, she’s lost so much weight, her youngest looks almost as big as she does. Holy toothpick Batman!

  20. jojo

    Is it just me or is Britney Spears always paying attention more to the younger child?….look at the way she kisses the younger one and the other one walks away unnoticed….she is also always seen holding only the younger one….poor Sean…that is so sad….she should hug and kiss both kids …..what a bitch

  21. mimi

    Merry X-Mas to all you A- holes!

    GO BRITNEY!

  22. gotmilk?

    21, well she has to do that because she’s 100% responsible for his FAS.

  23. missywissy

    Whoever is directing this needs to be fired. The music is cheesy, they should have told her to stand still, and they also should have instructed her to pretend to be affectionate with the other child.

    She needs to do a bunch of publicity shots with her oldest child. Every picture of her with child is with her youngest. People that keep up with her know this.

    This is probably the only “Christmas” time she will spend with her kids. I can’t believe she didin’t have the decency to spend her birthday with them. I know I don’t want a birthday without my little ones celebrating with me. But I don’t celebrate “Britney Style”.

  24. Anon

    Didn’t she have christmas with them last year?

    and as they are in their Fathers care doesn’t that mean they’ll be with him this year?

  25. p0nk

    @16 – nanan,
    i don’t suppose it crossed your mind that the decreased traffic could instead be attributed to people leaving due to a combination of spammers, trolls, and ignorant racists. maybe? normal decent people get weary of your diarhea mouth.

  26. Alex

    Come on, you guys are being a little moronic. No mother dotes on all of her children 24/7. Whenever you see videos or pictures of Britney, she is busy getting past paparazzi or doing something else. Jayden, being younger, is obviously more needy, but to pretend like you know what she is like in private is just silly. Get your heads out of your own asses. If you were scrutinized by the public eye the way Britney is, you would probably also have some asshole writing crap about you on some web blog too. I hope you all die.

  27. suzy

    The drug that makes someone act like that is Adderall. Trust me, senior year in college is like an ADHD drug/alcohol binge… and many of us have the same habits as she does… the effects are kind of a bit like ecstacy. The repetitive movements, the clenching of the jaw… I would be she’s on an anti-depressant/ADHD med cocktail of awesomeness. Hope they are taking into account her ability to handle that stuff.

  28. p0nk

    27 Alex, just one problem there, little buckaroo. The courts have already given us a pretty good glimpse of what a great mother she is in her private life.

    xrist you celebutard defenders are some serious dumbfuckage (yeh, i just now made that word up).

  29. missywissy

    @29- Yes, Alex has proven his dumbfuckeness by his/her post. I hope you all die???? Britney had these kids for attention and $$$$$$. If she wants her life private and is so “sad”, why does she keep doing the same shit?

    One thing about fucking yourself, you can stop when you want.

  30. Randal

    Britney, you’re one of the few who will go the distance to reach out to your fans and for that, I thank you! xoxo

    Wishing you and your own family the best during this holiday season.

    Randal

  31. Danklin24

    Did she say “this is my son, breakfast”?

  32. Dozer

    He’s staying away from her becuase he’s old enough to understand the concepts of danger and batshit crazy. She’s not going after him because she may have to walk which was not part lipsynched or choreographed for her already.

  33. LL

    You know, even though I still think Britney Spears is a barely talented, glorified pole dancer, I sincerely DID want to see her clean her life up a little and not die before the age of 30 and permanently scar her children by their association with her. But all this contrived, saccharine rehabbing of her public image almost makes me want the vag-showin’, car barfin’, wang seekin’, kid neglectin’ Britney back.

    Because I’m sick of hearing about how Britney’s “back” and she’s a wonderful mom to her kids and whatnot. If her stage Dad wasn’t guiding her every step of the way, she’d have blown through all her money by now and having sex for Cheetos and Frappucino money. Damn, go away, Britney. I’m sick of you. You’re 27 years old, take your money and use it for therapists or whatever it takes to make you a normal person instead of the biggest attention whore in America not named Madonna.

  34. Kahlee

    @26 Thank you so much for saying that. That is exactly how I feel about this site. Its sad because I used to love it.

  35. Sarah

    I’ve NEVER seen Brit hold SP….a nanny or grandparent always holds him,,,she is so mean to not pay him attention…remember, she locked herself in the bathroom with Jayden, not Sean. She needs to work on equally spending time with her kids. Kevin, are you watching?

  36. laura q

    Is it just me but does she totally seem to ignore sean? I feel bad for him.

  37. SHE WANNA SPOIL THIS SEASON, folks?

  38. BrandiLye

    It just looks like Sean Preston is trying to pull away from her the whole time. They probably needed both kids for the “greeting” and towards the end, she let go and said screw it…kid promptly walks away.

  39. BrandiLye

    It just looks like Sean Preston is trying to pull away from her the whole time. They probably needed both kids for the “greeting” and towards the end, she let go and said screw it…kid promptly walks away.

  40. joe m

    More losers being jealous of
    the Spears family.
    Not surprising.

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