Britney Spears’ Season Greetings

Britney Spears recorded a holiday greeting for her website, and it also stars Jayden James and Sean Preston. Of course, half of Sean’s face is cut off because market research shows he’s not a successful driver in the fourth quarter. Maybe if he’d stayed tiny and cute like his brother, we wouldn’t have this problem, y’all. Now who wants to eat Christmas bulbs with mommy? This one’s got glitter. *CRUNCH*