Britney Spears really wants that comeback

August 22nd, 2007 // 175 Comments
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Execs at Britney Spears’ record label, Jive, are pissed because Britney pulled out of recording a duet with Justin Timberlake at the last minute and it really would’ve helped her comeback. The duet was to be produced by Timbaland and was written specifically for Britney by him. An insider tells Page Six:

“Listen, everyone is worried. In her mind, her album is done and she’s done enough work … She’s an easy target right now, because she’s … sick. People like her are sick. It’s like an anorexic who’s sick in the head and needs help. She needs help. It’s sad because what she’s got – and we’ve heard it’s like bipolar disorder – can easily be treated with medication, but she won’t do it.”

I’d be surprised that anybody would turn down a guaranteed hit (and spit in the face of a mega-producer in the process), but this is Britney Spears we’re talking about. She’s not exactly known for her stellar decision making. She could yell out, “Look what I can do!” to her custody judge and kick her kids into a soccer goal and it’d still be the least retarded thing she’s done this year.


  1. @9

    Your right. It would have been much sweeter if she had showered them with her liquid gold.

  2. Fastest Cowgirl in the west with guns blazing half-cocked winding down

    149–I was just wondering,myself, when this thread was going to be blissfully put out o’ its misery. I can’t keep up this tempo all day, although I would like to be first sometime.

  3. @150

    Punk ass mark.

  4. WallyIsAFuckingDoucheBag

    #149 and you’re probably not even taking into account how many people post under 3 or 4 different names.

  5. veggi

    Brit to Lindsey; I can has nose candy?

  6. TS aka Does It Really Matter?

    #152, I think you were the fastest once yesterday and thankfully you were not unoriginal in your post like so many of these knuckleheads. You were great with that eat my dust post as well.

  7. Flattered Fluffernutter Cowgirl

    Thank you 156 for your esteemed praise. I do so like to converse in an educated manner with polite society.

  8. THE POST MULTIPLIER

    #154
    I know I do, but only when I get bored.
    That’s my dirty little secret.

  9. BlohansDeviatedSeptum

    The reason she isn’t into any of this shit is because she is working with Axl Rose on the long awaited Guns and Roses comeback CD, due out sometime in 2011. That shit is gonna be dope motherfuckas.

  10. iiiidiot!

    #27–and yes, i know i’m late.

    justin timberlake + production by timbaland has meant success pretty much every time

    take….sexy back, basically justin’s entire new album, basically, and half of “justified”. and timbaland’s production on ayo with 50 cent featuring justin timberlake. WHAT are you talking about??

    and you can always tell a timbaland beat, but his songs NEVER sound the same. you have to be on crack to think they do. he’s one of the most creative producers in hip hop/pop history, and the awards and dozens of hits he’s produced pretty much back that up

    …as you can see, i’m a fan. but really tho…what were you talking about

  11. Britney Spears further flushing her career down the toilet is about as shocking as the sun rising in the morning. She really is hell bent on getting her picture next to the ‘train wreck’ entry in Websters.

  12. I don’t know man. I like her. I’d do her. To me, she’s a normal girl who has a decent voice. She can sing better than me, and I’m awesome.

    Justin probably wanted a blow job, which she’s not cool with because she’s a lady.

    Let the lady be.

  13. Sad Dog

    NAACP thinks MIKEY VICK should get his job back at the NFL. Write to those idiots and tell them what you think info @ naacpbaltimore.org

    I wrote this

    NAACP — if I murdered, tortured, and abused animals the way he did, and involved myself in ILLEGAL gambling, and ended up in jail, would you contact MY EMPLOYER to tell them to forgive me and hire me back??????????? I DON’T THINK SO!

    So the fact that you’re doing this for a professional athlete means that either you can be bought and sold or your entire organization is racist!

    SHAME ON YOU!

  14. xy

    Java the Slut

  15. no1justminda

    Is that Amanda Bynes? No talent attracts no talent I see.

  16. star69

    What’s with that face? Is she taking a dump?

  17. @163

    Go post on PETA. We’re talking about Britney Spears, not b!tches.

  18. El-Coyote

    Is it a coincidence that the squirrel on Spongebob and Britney sound alike?

  19. Christy

    Hmmmmm Britney is, what did they say, “Unstable”?
    ………….Well then for Gods sake stick a pull up her ass so she can sit like a tripod! That’ll do the trick. Hell if you don’t want to do it- send me. Just somebody Pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeee— get that fucking tard some help so we can move the fuck on.

  20. kbcan

    I wish this retarded moron would stop with the retarded faces, retarded voice, and retarded actions.

    I am actually surprised that Justin would want anything to do with Britney. Talk about dragging your image down!

  21. frenchie

    # 144 – More than a Chinese phonebook.

  22. Ortal

    God! She’s SO ugly! I can’t stand her!

  23. Its Me

    This “thing” needs to go FAR away (leave the kids w/Kevin to protect them), get it’s tubes tied so it can never reproduce,endanger and torture small children again and live in it’s trash filled world without infecting us with it’s vile life

  24. me again

    I am calling a vet to euthanize this sick dog!

  25. yup

    She needs to go, along with all the other lipsync-ers that are out there now. I’m getting tired of these drama queens. I want to see real talent.

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