Execs at Britney Spears’ record label, Jive, are pissed because Britney pulled out of recording a duet with Justin Timberlake at the last minute and it really would’ve helped her comeback. The duet was to be produced by Timbaland and was written specifically for Britney by him. An insider tells Page Six:
“Listen, everyone is worried. In her mind, her album is done and she’s done enough work … She’s an easy target right now, because she’s … sick. People like her are sick. It’s like an anorexic who’s sick in the head and needs help. She needs help. It’s sad because what she’s got – and we’ve heard it’s like bipolar disorder – can easily be treated with medication, but she won’t do it.”
I’d be surprised that anybody would turn down a guaranteed hit (and spit in the face of a mega-producer in the process), but this is Britney Spears we’re talking about. She’s not exactly known for her stellar decision making. She could yell out, “Look what I can do!” to her custody judge and kick her kids into a soccer goal and it’d still be the least retarded thing she’s done this year.
1MILF Hunter | August 22, 2007 at 11:26 am
First
Brittney unstable??? Nooooooooo!!!
Trickturn | August 22, 2007 at 11:27 am
It’s Fugly Spears again.
yuck | August 22, 2007 at 11:28 am
She is even stupider than we all thought Ya’ll
jrzmommy | August 22, 2007 at 11:28 am
“Ah don’ nade no stoopit doo-et with Jus’in. Ahm Brit-nay Spears, ya’ll!! Somone gimme a’nuthur one of them dope pops onna stick, ya’ll!!”
Picture 2 | August 22, 2007 at 11:29 am
Hey Y’all, ain’t she purty in a caveman tribal sort of way. See pic 2.
nicole | August 22, 2007 at 11:29 am
AWwwwww poor thing….still has feelings for federline? Oh well she ended up in pretty much the same place she would have had she never been famous.
FRIST!!! | August 22, 2007 at 11:29 am
I don’t think
Morning Wood | August 22, 2007 at 11:32 am
Yum, two fat chics with bad hair that cant drive, my favorite….
p0nk | August 22, 2007 at 11:33 am
“…take a dump on her kids…”? sorry fish guy, there’s nothing funny about that unless you’re in jr. high. Iz kelli riting 4 u theze dayz?
Wam | August 22, 2007 at 11:33 am
Why is she hanging out with Amanda Byrnes?
jrzmommy | August 22, 2007 at 11:35 am
“Bah-polar? Whas’ that? Oh, is that lak, um, when you kin git two strippers on one stage?”
Riotboy | August 22, 2007 at 11:36 am
So what.
frenchie | August 22, 2007 at 11:37 am
Man she can really take a bad picture!
Cameron Diaz | August 22, 2007 at 11:37 am
Meh. Justin always gets mad when you pull out.
Taylor | August 22, 2007 at 11:37 am
Is she taking a dump behind the wheel? Why all the grimacing?
Hemlock Queen | August 22, 2007 at 11:37 am
Why the hell aren’t there pics up here of her without her shitlocks? She took out the dirty extensions and dyed it all back blonde. Way more interesting than her committing career suicide. She’s been doing that for months.
veggi | August 22, 2007 at 11:40 am
14- ahaha!
And who the fuck says “It’s like an anorexic that’s sick in the head.”? What does that even mean?
Anorexic and Britney go together like Cocaine and Waffles.
Lovely | August 22, 2007 at 11:42 am
I’d rather be anorexic, than britney
adeliza | August 22, 2007 at 11:43 am
I’m diggin the mustache in pic #2.
The One and Only REAL Goodman | August 22, 2007 at 11:43 am
Puts her sons on her lap while she’s driving
Shaves her head
Passes up a duet with her ex-boyfriend who she bound to have musicial chemistry with and who happens to be one of the hottest artists in the world.
Passes up a song written especially for her by the single hottest music producer in the world (who any artist would kill to have in their corner myself included).
Britney Spears isn’t stupid, she’s retarded, crazy and an addict all at the same time
Sassy | August 22, 2007 at 11:49 am
Why beat a dead horse with a stick? I mean really. Her “career” is over. Looong over. Kaput. Zip. Perhaps she should try, ummm, being a good mother ya’ll.
Chauncey Gardner | August 22, 2007 at 11:49 am
I bet K-Fed really wants his cum back, too.
Sportsdvl | August 22, 2007 at 11:53 am
Even Britney doesn’t want to be seen on stage with the no-talent hack Timberlake. Why can’t the two of them make a suicide pact….
ssdd | August 22, 2007 at 11:53 am
She looks like Jonathan Davis in drag…………………………………………..totally sorry about that Jonathan .. totally fucking sorry.
Big Mama | August 22, 2007 at 11:56 am
It’s really sad that Britney has more true friends on this site than her so called “Friends”. She knows we all hate her, and we all comment on what she should do to help her turn her life and career around.
Everyone on this site is sincere…….we really do hate her.
Her real “Friends” are all “yes people” that are just trying to get her money. As soon as her money is gone, she won’t even have them.
She is a crazy bi-polar bitch that need meds ASAP. She has no idea what she is doing to other people including her sons.
Britney — Advise —– Go to a Doctor and Move out of Los Angeles. Do these both today!
chimpy | August 22, 2007 at 11:57 am
This hillbilly has no career left no matter what, at least not singing. Maybe as a tabloid freak, but no more.
gotfakehair? | August 22, 2007 at 11:59 am
why do these people bother reaching out to her? just don’t!
and since when does Justin Timberlake + production by Timbaland = success? every single song that Timbaland does sounds the same.
my comment | August 22, 2007 at 12:00 pm
But what if we don’t want her to make a comeback?
p911gt10c | August 22, 2007 at 12:00 pm
I’d tap her assistants lil ass in a heartbeat, cousin or not.
PC | August 22, 2007 at 12:02 pm
Ugh, can anyone truly be this retarded without actually being mentally retarded? I mean really, how many stupid decisions can one person make? She could drop dead right now and I wouldn’t care, but I feel so sorry for her kids. My heart breaks every time I look at them.
LL | August 22, 2007 at 12:04 pm
What frightens me most (besides the thought that she’s reproduced twice and could possibly do so again) is that she’s driving. All we have to do to make her more of a danger to herself and others is give her a gun and all the codes to our nuclear stockpile.
lambman | August 22, 2007 at 12:04 pm
Eh, good for her. I for one am damn sick of Timberlake and Timbaland, all of their music sounds the same I can no longer tell one Justin song from another, hell I can’t even tell if it is Justin’s song or if its Timbaland’s or Nelly F.’s they all just kept guesting on one another’s songs and using the same damn beat over and over and over
FRIST!!! | August 22, 2007 at 12:08 pm
Did anyone notice that the fish guy changed some of this morning’s post titles and text???
FRIST!!! | August 22, 2007 at 12:08 pm
It used to say she screwed herself again
bob | August 22, 2007 at 12:09 pm
why is there a pink baby shoe hanging off the rear view mirror? is that for the baby girl that she wish she had or the one she’s carrying now?
jLb | August 22, 2007 at 12:11 pm
i have a friend that is bipolar and in some cases it can be very serious and cause people to act extremely erratically. her behaviour is right in line with the illness and it is very unfair for people to be calling her mentally retarded. specifically, she is not “retarded” for not wanting to take medication. that is a classic symptom of being bipolar. my friend refused meds for almost 2 years before his family was finally able to get him (essentially force him) to take them. so lay off people.
Lovely | August 22, 2007 at 12:18 pm
Wonder what the lyrics were if they were written just for “her”….
The title was probably: “Fried chicken aint no sin”
p0nk | August 22, 2007 at 12:19 pm
#33, 34
also changed the line “…take a dump on her kids” to “…kick her kids into a soccer goal”.
much better fish, thanks.
maxsolomon | August 22, 2007 at 12:23 pm
its “like” bipolar “or something”? “easily treated with medicine”?
jesus h. christ. don’t quote flibberdigibbets regarding mental illness.
i hope britney gets it together, but still loses her celebrity. she was always boring.
lulu | August 22, 2007 at 12:25 pm
O…M…G…this girl is completely wacko. she doesn’t want to do a song with timberlake or timbaland??!! WTF!?! she should be arrested and fined for being so stupid.
FRIST!!! | August 22, 2007 at 12:27 pm
I think Jimbo wrote the original line about the kids and a little Steamer-fever slipped into the writing.
FACE | August 22, 2007 at 12:28 pm
Will someone just shoot this bitch already?
DickRican | August 22, 2007 at 12:30 pm
She’s not bipolar, she’s Borderline. Medication won’t help. She’ll like therapy, at least at first, but it won’t help because she’ll fuck up that relationship too.
Faggot | August 22, 2007 at 12:32 pm
@ picture 2 Un-enlarged
Little Wombat mixed with Gary Coleman
Msizzzle | August 22, 2007 at 12:33 pm
Why’d you change it from “she could take a dump on her kids head”?
Mrs. Crabapple | August 22, 2007 at 12:36 pm
A comeback to WHAT? I mean seriously folks, what does she want to come back to? How about a comeback to being a decent mother? How about some fucking gratitude? How about some education or acting classes / singing classes / dressing classes /CLASS classes? How about going back to the doctor and taking your meds?
We all know you’re fucking nuts, just bite the bullet and become a normal person.
Wheh, I’m tired.
Bite Me! | August 22, 2007 at 12:37 pm
@41 Good Morning troll. You are up early this morning. Did you take your medication this morning? When are you going to get a life and stop trolling everyone? We all know who are. There is only one piece of shit on this site that continually talks about steamers. Did your brother give you your first steamer?
Faggot | August 22, 2007 at 12:39 pm
The Superficial is showing weakness!
Pablo | August 22, 2007 at 12:41 pm
#10
Good one. That does look like Amanda B.
MoonChild | August 22, 2007 at 12:45 pm
I’ve always wondered whats going on in the mind of the “other girl” that always seems to be in photos with these celeb skanks…something like….
“I’m getting paid for this…I’m getting paid for this”… “Free clothes…Free clothes…” or “This is my shot as an extra on Grey’s Anatomy “.