Britney Spears says “no thanks” to dignity


Britney Spears was spotted leaving club Joseph last night dressed like a street prostitute. And because she’s Britney, she ended up stripping down to her bra and getting some Carl’s Jr. drive-thru. Oh wait, but it’s okay, because she covered her face with a shirt. She then asked the paparazzi if they had any photos of Paris being freed from Lynwood, and after they showed her the shots, she borrowed the camera and played paparazzi. Can you imagine being her kids? There’s not even a word that describes how ashamed they must be of their mom. In five years when other kids start asking who their mom is, they’ll just look around the room in a panic, point at a random object, and go, “The lamp!”

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