Britney Spears was spotted leaving club Joseph last night dressed like a street prostitute. And because she’s Britney, she ended up stripping down to her bra and getting some Carl’s Jr. drive-thru. Oh wait, but it’s okay, because she covered her face with a shirt. She then asked the paparazzi if they had any photos of Paris being freed from Lynwood, and after they showed her the shots, she borrowed the camera and played paparazzi. Can you imagine being her kids? There’s not even a word that describes how ashamed they must be of their mom. In five years when other kids start asking who their mom is, they’ll just look around the room in a panic, point at a random object, and go, “The lamp!”
Photos: X17
kalakota | June 26, 2007 at 5:43 pm
FIRST BITCHHESSS
kalakota | June 26, 2007 at 5:43 pm
FIRST
BRITNEY SUCKS | June 26, 2007 at 5:44 pm
FIRST!!!!
L O N G
L I V E
P A R I S!!!!
Victor | June 26, 2007 at 5:47 pm
Seeing more and more of her tits, I am getting hornier and hornier. I want to fuck her more and more. I want to get my dick wet so bad by her rotten pussy, and then even shoot a nasty load in her asshole, and suck on those tits.
kalakota | June 26, 2007 at 5:48 pm
has her hair grown back yet?
Umbrella Bird | June 26, 2007 at 5:50 pm
wtf. wtf. seriously. and who is that ugly skinny bitch shes always hanging out with? is that her sister?
smelly | June 26, 2007 at 5:52 pm
Victor, have you not seen her amazing ability to grow 27 chins on demand?? Eww.
Ambrse311 | June 26, 2007 at 5:54 pm
That ugly skinny girl that is always with her and is always smiling is her COUSIN Alli or something….what a great family huh? Seriously, WTF made her think that outfit does anything for her? OMG I’m just glad she’s a has been before I had myself a daughter that looks up to this trash!
Chauncey Gardner | June 26, 2007 at 5:55 pm
Goddamn it. For a moment there, I thought Britney was kidnapped by foreign hostiles and sentenced to be executed for being an ugly American slit-trim on the Internet. Way to fucking ruin my night, Superficial motherfuckers.
polly-cracker | June 26, 2007 at 5:57 pm
britneys nails look like shit. a girl with as much money as she has cant afford to chew her nails the way she does.
star69 | June 26, 2007 at 5:57 pm
WTF IS HER PROBLEM?????
Stunner | June 26, 2007 at 5:58 pm
Victor: too much, man. Waaaay too much.
wedgeone | June 26, 2007 at 6:02 pm
Vic – go stare at the half naked pic of Brit on her home page, and stop your whacking off here.
The rest of us find her … well, STARTING A POLL HERE. Who is more vile – Paris Hilton or Britney Spears?
Vote Now.
1 for Britney
Bugman4045 | June 26, 2007 at 6:03 pm
Brit is clearly getting a piece of the money for all these fotos.
JennaJamesonIsASkank | June 26, 2007 at 6:04 pm
Which came first… The whoreishness or the media whoreishness….
Donkey | June 26, 2007 at 6:10 pm
At least she knows that she needs a bag over her head.
Robz | June 26, 2007 at 6:10 pm
She is tooo hot, how come she don’t dress like that when she’s around me?
Who is vile? 1 = Paris.
Briney is just hot and talanted, not vile.
Gulia | June 26, 2007 at 6:10 pm
Did anyone notice the white gunk in her cousin’s nose in the third picture? Maybe it’s just my imagination. Brit seriously needs to cover up… she may have lost the baby weight, but she always looks like a bloated whale. Look at that little beer belly!
it's me fuckers | June 26, 2007 at 6:10 pm
#13- I can’t decide who is more vile!!!! Holy shit, good brain teaser! Britney for screwing k-fed… no wait… Paris for screwing everyone EXCEPT k-fed… Gaa!! They are both like the community pool, everyone has been in for a dip and most likely pissed in/on them… can’t… make… up… mind…
brandielq | June 26, 2007 at 6:12 pm
Sad, sad, sad. She really doesn’t give a damn about her image at all. I’ve lost all respect for her. You all say it more explicity and thanks for the laughs. :0)
Jane Doe | June 26, 2007 at 6:12 pm
Those are nice tits. If I could put a pillow case over her face and cover the rest of her nasty body with a sheet I’d do a little licking myself…. oh, if I were a guy. ;-)
Seriously, isn’t she from the Ozark Mountains in Arkansas or soemthing. Fucking white trash. How does such obvious white trash become that famous – especially with no talent… except taking her clothes off. I have more respect for Anna Nicole at this point. At least she’s never pretended to be anything more than a whore.
Hemlock Queen | June 26, 2007 at 6:12 pm
Uhh, I don’t think hosiery was EVER meant to be used that way.
Poor, poor pantyhose. You never thought you’d have to be unbearably close to that toxic crotch.
JennaJamesonIsASkank | June 26, 2007 at 6:16 pm
I so pray we will one day find this whore dead with a Coke bottle shoved up her ass…
choochoo | June 26, 2007 at 6:18 pm
Can this fucking train wreck get any train-wreckier?
WTF happened to her stubby “finger” tips? ewww.. Has anyone else noticed that her “cousin” always seems to have a shit-eating-grin on her face each time shitney plays stupid people tricks for the camera? It’s almost like she’s reveling in it, in some sort of evil-childhood payback
Victor Is A Retard | June 26, 2007 at 6:18 pm
#4 SHUT THE FUCK UP. Your comments are beyond lame. If you mean them you’re a cunt and if they are supposed to be funny you’re a cunt. You’re just a cunt.
Dahlia Rose | June 26, 2007 at 6:20 pm
She really is mentally deranged. The men in the white coats need to come and catch her with their butterfly nets ASAP.
choochoo | June 26, 2007 at 6:22 pm
#21-
Britney is a freak of Disney nature…
She’s a Disney engineered product gone painfully awry.
She’s the JarJar of the Disney world.
Eisner fucked this’n up real bad
Kelly K | June 26, 2007 at 6:24 pm
Good Lord
weeee | June 26, 2007 at 6:26 pm
I wonder if she’s buried her gold lemme purse beside those hideous brown boots that almost grew into her feet-skin.
This new bag is just as fugly :/
shanipie | June 26, 2007 at 6:30 pm
What store does she buy her friends at?
oatmealyetti | June 26, 2007 at 6:35 pm
As nasty as it all is, what help was the “shirt” anyhow? It was just a technicality.
Madonna | June 26, 2007 at 6:39 pm
Britney’s trying to be all cool with the papz acting like she’s having fun. The jokes on you Brit. We’re laughing at you not with you.
Delicious Cherries | June 26, 2007 at 6:40 pm
Wtf? omg can america leave this chick alone! I actually like that sheer shirt, and bra combo! I don’t agree with the stockings, or shoes! I love me some Britney Spears, you know why? because she don’t give a fuck, what you dipshits say/think about her, She does what the hell she feels like! Do you think that this page will effect her? I don’t think so….this world is bigger than this page of pathetic losers. like yourself that loves to smile down on people mistakes, and failures! Go Brit, tell these motherfuckers to go ram themselves! Hard, JUICY ASSES
somebody nobody | June 26, 2007 at 6:45 pm
Why does she even bother with clothing anymore? She might as well walk around naked.
Eveeeeeeeeeeeeee | June 26, 2007 at 6:56 pm
maybe her dream is to be a prostitute, she looks happy dressing up like one, a fat one, u can still see her rolls when she sits. ew she’s ugly
Madonna | June 26, 2007 at 6:58 pm
Trust me #33 Delicious Cherries the narcissistic psychopath Britney reads this page. I fucking guarantee it. Hi Brit!
piedlourde | June 26, 2007 at 7:01 pm
It’s official: Britney Spears is absolutely batshit crazy. This cannot be sheer stupidity or plain attention-seeking behaviour. She’s obviously lost the little grip on reality she might have had. Lock her up, evaluate her, medicate her, force her into psychotherapy.
julia | June 26, 2007 at 7:03 pm
geez. right after i get fashion tips from brooke hogan. i’m going to BRITNEY.
but seriously. only a true whore could pull off those clothes; good job Britney.
Can’t believe i used to listen to your music.
leelee | June 26, 2007 at 7:07 pm
dude– seriously… what the hell is wrong with this girl…
diablaroja | June 26, 2007 at 7:14 pm
She looks remarkably like a Hamas militant with that shirt covering her head.
bungoone | June 26, 2007 at 7:19 pm
33, you must be a hooker or a stripper. i’m just guessing since you said you liked her shirt & bra combo in combination with your name.
and you’re wrong. she HAS to care what people think of her. she’s in the business, or was, and is probably the most insecure p.o.s. out there. you need as much a dose of reality as Britney.
Celebridiot | June 26, 2007 at 7:30 pm
Britney is just too classy for words! The girl never lets you down.
jaime | June 26, 2007 at 7:34 pm
okay but seriously… i wouldn’t be mad at her if she were scantily clad but with STYLE… doesn’t she have ANYYYYY friends that can be like “listteeennn baaaabe… no.” i feel like she puts her baby in front of the closet and just lets him point to things and she puts those on. it makes me sick. seriously, if you’re gonna dress like a tramp, at LEASSTTTT do it with style! *sigh*
Rachael | June 26, 2007 at 7:34 pm
#33 – i don’t know who is dumber – you or britney? I can’t believe you are actually defending this piece of shit excuse of a person! On average she manages to flash her crotch or a nip about 5 times a week! She is a mother and it is fucking disgusting! I would absolutley be humiliated if this was my mother.
She has no self-respect. I find girls attractive that have a bit of class and have respect for themselves – Britney is just trash who cannot act like a lady at all. You are obviously the same kind of trailer trash shit that she is! Let me guess your a thirty something year old hooker who tries desparately to still look 16 in your short minis with your fat cellulite covered thighs who lives in a trailer with your six imbred children? Because i can’t imagine any women who has any class defending this mess!
Delicious Cherries | June 26, 2007 at 7:35 pm
No Numfuck, I’m not a stripper! Everybody has different taste, and I quite like my name! It’s a time when she really has to be a celebrity, and go out, and greet fans, but then its a time, when she just want to be her! The scumarazzi, don’t know when that time is(they are not that bright) neiter are you, if you believe half of that shit that they say go on….you don’t know the story behind those fucked up pictures! Who are you to judge! I’m pretty sure that if you had motherfuckers in your face 24/7, you would get tired of the bullshit…..real quick…….So she don’t give a flying fuck what America says! I don’t see motherfuckers talking about George Bush, he’s a total fuck up(double standard?) and it’s freedom of speech)
Rachael | June 26, 2007 at 7:37 pm
Ha ha – and i like the fact that you call us pathetic losers on this page – but you take the time to sign up and post a comment to bitch about it! Who’s the one who is pathetic?
Delicious Cherries | June 26, 2007 at 7:40 pm
rachael, your soooooooooooooooowrong bitch! that’s what the fuck you get for thinking! Dumb bitch! I’m actually a podiatrist! Do you fucking homework next time, CUM BUCKET!
Delicious Cherries | June 26, 2007 at 7:42 pm
oh yeah, I’M 28. CARPET MUNCHER!
Rachael | June 26, 2007 at 7:44 pm
the talk that comes out of your mouth is sure trashy! Ew – you touch feet all day – how nice for you!
You are too easy to wind up – stir stir stir!
LL | June 26, 2007 at 7:47 pm
Other things Britney has said “no thanks” to:
* Self control
* Adulthood
* Sobriety
* Common sense
* An IQ over 40
* Appropriate clothing for a 25-year-old mother of 2
* A career as anything other than a has-been
* Self-awareness
* Basic decency
I feel like I’m forgetting something. Whoever wants to can fill in those blanks. And please, no more disturbing mental pictures of doin’ it with Britney. Save that shit for your porno blog.