Britney Spears wants YOU to stay off weed

April 9th, 2009 // 68 Comments

Due to excess smoke and poor ventilation, Britney Spears was forced to leave the stage for 30 minutes during her concert in Vancouver last night. She eventually returned to finish up her set and then ended the show by telling the audience “Don’t smoke weed. Rock out with your cocks out. Peace, motherfuckers!”

So, for those of you keeping score at home, Britney Spears no longer thinks it’s cool to do all those drugs she did but still supports genital flashing. I guess a tiger really doesn’t change its stripes. Or start wearing underwear even if you bribe it with a steak, I almost lost an arm. Who knew Britney was a biter?

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  1. justifiable

    #47 Uh, bashing on another race to refute their racist argument sort of ruins the effect you’re going for. What’s really both disgusting and mind-boggling is that #5 probably considers himself a good American – yeah, a true patriot of “his” America, which, of course, is only made up of white Christians. That America hasn’t existed since the 1800′s but there’s nothing like expending all of your energy on both denying that reality and hating anyone who doesn’t look or worship just like you do – it just makes your contribution to this country truly something special.

  2. The Listener

    James,

    Okay, maybe I exaggerated a little, but my point is that A LOT of people on the internet do not make the connection to the ending of web addresses and whether they are private or public. Granted, I’ve never polled a group to find out how many know the difference or not.

    It can also be a bit confusing when a corporation (KMart for example) is PUBLICLY TRADED, yet has a private forum website.

    I could easily see understand why #8 and a lot of other people would believe this is a public forum.

  3. susan

    Ah, such a classy wench. I’m sure all the parents who shelled out big bucks so their pre-teen could see her show are soooo pleased with her farewell speech. I can just imagine if she speaks that way around her boo-boos. Gag me with a fork.

  4. BRIT, stop smoking cocks and smoke more weed you fucking chlamydia infested psycho cunt flap. jeez. swear much? dumb bitch.

  5. justifiable

    #52 Mabe if #8 looked at the Terms of Use for the site they’d figure it out.

    The government can’t put limits on your speech, but your ISP and any web hosting company can. The US Supreme Court ruled in Reno v. ACLU that free speech doesn’t apply to ISP’s, webhosts, online discussion groups, bulletin boards, forums and other forms of Internet access. Terms of Service, Terms of Use, Authorized Use Policy, etc. are all legally binding, enforceable contractual agreements.

    Outside of that, there are limits to free speech. Inciting to violence, racial intimidation, making threatening communications – these are all criminal offenses.

    Stupidity isn’t. Because if it were, #5 would be doing life.

  6. jerrylives

    Any racist fuck still alive in the US should be taken out back, shot in the fuckin head and then pissed on

  7. jerrylives

    Any racist fuck still alive in the US should be taken out back, shot in the fuckin head and then pissed on

  8. Tommy Chong

    Hey man…chill out…telling people in Vancouver not to smoke weed, man…is like telling the Pope not to pray! So don’t go telling other people what to do you fucking crazy bitch…like we grow the best fucking green on earth out here on the Canadian left coast, man!

  9. NY Ted

    Listen…you’d have to be stoned out on more then just weed to pay to see this fucking stunned no talent hill-billy perform! Fuck…you are just plain stoned stupid and drugs have nothing to do with it.

  10. boo

    Brit is the greatest preformer alive. Don’t hate, you stupid fuck-tards!

  11. pfc, any war you can name

    #45 If you believe that all the fallen soldiers in past wars have died to uphold our rights, that includes the rights of the racist fucks posting here. And it seems to me like it’s a damn poor bargain and a betrayal of every one of the fallen that these fucks are proud to be racists. Freedom isn’t free, and the bill will come due, I pray these assholes are given 5 minutes with a marine who died to protect them before they continue on to hell.

  12. pfc, any war you can name

    #57 If you believe that all the fallen soldiers in past wars have died to uphold our rights, that includes the rights of the racist fucks posting here. And it seems to me like it’s a damn poor bargain and a betrayal of every one of the fallen that these fucks are proud to be racists. Freedom isn’t free, and the bill will come due, I pray these assholes are given 5 minutes with a marine who died to protect them before they continue on to hell.

  13. lola

    The American government and many governments around the world are ruled by the “money changers”. I don’t believe in the Bible, but I believe in God. The only part of the Bible where Jesus used force was against the “money changers” who manipulated the value of money.

    The Federal Reserve which controls our money supply and hence controls our government. America is the Zionists’ ogre. I mean no harm to Jewish people, as the Illuminati is only a small group of Jewish people… but they CONTROL EVERYTHING!!!! They own all of our television media, newspapers, popular magazines, radio, etc. They make the movies and sell us their junk. Both the republican and democratic parties are puppets to the Zionist “shadow government.”

    Take a look at the countries which are so-called “enemies” of the US. Iran, Russia, and China refused to give in to the IMF (which propagates a debt-based fractional reserve system). They have fought hard to hold onto a real money supply. Why do you think Iran is all over the news now? They are not a threat to the United States. They want to be free and independent of American (actually Zionist) rule.

    Just a few days ago Obama went to Turkey and was trying to get them to join the EU. Obama is pushing forward the New World Order. Once a country joins an international alliance (such as NATO or the UN) where a foreign body can control domestic policy, then they lose national sovereignty. IMF rules regulate that no member nation can use a gold standard, but be forever stuck in a debt-perpetuating system where money is created with interest. That means there is no way to ever pay off the debt = slavery.

    A VERY IMPORTANT FACT that most people are unaware of is that THE UNITED NATIONS uses many environmental issues to further its agenda and further its stranglehold over the people. THE GOVERNMENT uses CO2 as an excuse to push more taxes onto companies which will be passed down to the American people through higher costs. Washington also uses the environment to gain more control through regulating companies and the people’s daily lives. The UN has MANDATED that reducing carbon emissions, greenhouse gases, and GLOBAL WARMING are pressing issues that must be taken care of (with taxes, of course). When the UN decides on something, all member nations MUST make national laws to enforce them. That goes against the constitution. But like Bush said, “It’s just a piece of paper,” that is what it has been reduced to.

    The laws that are passed in this nation are not at our citizens’ benefit. We have open borders, taxation without representation. The people are OVERWHELMINGLY against the bank bailout which passed with littel opposition. We are fed toxic, nutrient void Genetically Engineered food. Our crops and groundwater are laced with cancer-causing poisons. The profits all go in the right direction: Monsanto ==> Big Pharma. That is why we don’t have universal health care. Because Multinational Corporations are making us sick and they get richer and richer from it! That system would be flipped upside down if the government paid (with our money).

    The Clinton administration allowed the use of RBGH is cows (which raises cancer risk 7 times). 85% of corn is genetically engineered. Most corn, soy, canola is. You can thank the Bush administration for ALLOWING Monsanto to sell GE sugar, as of 2008! These are highly toxic, dangerous foods and are in everything! I urge you all to buy organic (for your health and to keep profits out of the tyrants’ hands). The FDA works AGAINST the American citizen. Basically everything that they approve is dangerous for human consumption. Laws passed by the multinational corporations through the “World Trade Organization” mean that our government can’t regulate itself, it has to abide by rules the corporations created themselves.

    IT IS ILLEGAL for product packaging to LABEL GENETICALLY ENGINEERED FOODS! IN FACT, ORGANIC FARMERS must pay $20,000 a year to be called organic and have to jump through hoops to pass testing by the FDA. The new sellers of RBGH (Eli Lily) are trying to pass legislation that would make it ILLEGAL for a milk product to state that it is does NOT contain RBGH. The American people are uninformed and are losing their right to choose. %90 of prepackaged meals at the grocery stores contain Genetically Engineered ingredients. Since it is illegal to mark GE foods, we don’t know what we are getting. Monsanto is the producer of genetically engineered seeds, who is also responsible for Agent Orange and Round Up. DON’T BUY THEIR PRODUCTS! I shop at Trader Joe’s because they don’t use any artificial ingredients, chemicals, or GE ingredients in their foods.

    American policy is Zionist policy and we need to join hands and stop the Invisible tyrant.

    “Every time we do something you tell me America will do this and will do that . . . I want to tell you something very clear: Don’t worry about American pressure on Israel. We, the Jewish people, control America, and the Americans know it.” – Israeli Prime Minister, Ariel Sharon, October 3, 2001

  14. ONLY ALLOWED AS MEDICATION, folks!!

  15. phoebe

    63, you have too much time on your hands.

  16. The Listener

    #55 How many people do you know REALLY read the Terms of Use? I know plenty of people, including myself, that are in such a hurry to post a comment or login as a member to a website, that they see the Terms and Conditions section, and quickly click “I Accept” and then move on.

    I’m not disputing the legal aspects of your statement, but I don’t think calling someone a retard as #16 did or saying that he/she is stupid because he/she lacks experience in internet forums is alright.

    Personally, I wish the Superfish would remove the racist rants on the website, but maybe he/she believes so strongly in freedom of speech that he/she doesn’t want to censor any comments, even the racist and offensive ones.

  17. Jim Jones

    @30: have you ever heard of BC BUD? people in van will smoke up anywhere…..good luck stopping it! the law sure doesn’t..

  18. Casey

    Got back from her show is San Jose and she said, What’s up Sacramento! Give me a break. Her “dancing” and “singing” was a joke and then she called us Sacramento? I want my money back.

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