Due to excess smoke and poor ventilation, Britney Spears was forced to leave the stage for 30 minutes during her concert in Vancouver last night. She eventually returned to finish up her set and then ended the show by telling the audience “Don’t smoke weed. Rock out with your cocks out. Peace, motherfuckers!”
So, for those of you keeping score at home, Britney Spears no longer thinks it’s cool to do all those drugs she did but still supports genital flashing. I guess a tiger really doesn’t change its stripes. Or start wearing underwear even if you bribe it with a steak, I almost lost an arm. Who knew Britney was a biter?