Britney Spears wants YOU to stay off weed

April 9th, 2009 // 68 Comments

Due to excess smoke and poor ventilation, Britney Spears was forced to leave the stage for 30 minutes during her concert in Vancouver last night. She eventually returned to finish up her set and then ended the show by telling the audience “Don’t smoke weed. Rock out with your cocks out. Peace, motherfuckers!”

So, for those of you keeping score at home, Britney Spears no longer thinks it’s cool to do all those drugs she did but still supports genital flashing. I guess a tiger really doesn’t change its stripes. Or start wearing underwear even if you bribe it with a steak, I almost lost an arm. Who knew Britney was a biter?

Photos: Splash News
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  1. Que

    Que strangely aroused.

  2. Casey

    That actually made me love her a little.

  3. Lumpy

    Without drugs she would have NO fan base…..

  4. amanda

    how can one rock out at a brittany spears show? isnt rock required for such a thing?

  5. It’s sad how I have to spread awareness to liberals. Now that you have a HNIC you feel “hope” but not realize that he is the fall boy for a bigger machine. This entity will have the homo erectus move to your neighborhoods and populate. Then they will sell drugs and poison you and you sons. Later in your stupor you will miss while they mate with your daughter and rape your wife. When you come to, 4 years have passed and your home is worth 150K less, you are in rehab, and you have a mongrel living in your home. You can relax in your gated community with the busted gate and shabby weeds and wonder what the fuck happened, but the mistake happened when you had faith in a nigger.

    Enjoy your “change”…

  6. friendlyfires

    Dare I mention the all nude male strip club the Britney entourage descended on in Dallas ten days ago, where she grabbed and fellated ten BOUNCING employee hard-ons? So, now her new fetish is BWC & BBC. All cell phones were confiscated on the premises from employees and Britney’s entourage during the three hour engagement – no pics whatsoever. Note to the paps – go to every male strip joint on her Circus tour – someone’ll hit paydirt.

  7. Fribble

    Can someone PLEASE program the auto-posting code to delete all posts containing the word “nigger?”
    It’s getting so common around here that it’s no longer fun to read this site.

  8. Wipe your tears

    Just a reminder.
    Free speech does not exclude racism.

  9. hornball

    #6 more information pleeeeeeeze!!!!

  10. I agree...

    Enough with the racist rubbish.

    Say a prayer for the White Trash of America!

    God Bless the WHITE TRASH AMERICA!!!

  11. mike

    The smoke must really affect her lip-synching.

  12. What a role model for the young women of America! I look forward to all the pre-teens and teenagers now walking around saying “Rock out with your cock out!”

  13. AdamG

    You ever rocked out with your cock out at a Britney Spears concert…on weed?

  14. ishi-san

    why does she want that? So there is more left for her?
    And what kind of stupid thing is that to say anyway…..Is that supposed to be ‘cool’????

  15. Is there actually guys that aren’t homo’s at Brit’s concerts? Image all them limp dicks waving in the breeze.

  16. duh

    “Just a reminder.
    Free speech does not exclude racism.”

    Just a reminder.
    Free speech is protected in PUBLIC forums, not private.
    This is a privately owned web site so “free speech” protection doesn’t apply. The web site owner can censor anything he or she wants.

    Time to repeat third grade, retard.

  17. amanda

    how can one rock out at a brittany spears show? isnt rock required for such a thing?

  18. amanda

    how can one rock out at a brittany spears show? isnt rock required for such a thing?

  19. Andrea

    She “performed” in my hometown (no, I didn’t go) and the local reviewer said she didn’t sing and didn’t move much, frequently sitting down onstage. I guess that’s why there are so many pictures of her just standing and posing, or sitting down and posing, instead of singing and dancing. The reviewer said the packed house didn’t seem to care that she was a half-zombie. That about says it all about Britney fans.

  20. Objection sustained

    Man I wish those angry conservative assholes would just suck it up already. YOU LOST THE ELECTION, OKAY?? It’s not the end of civilization. Go outside, man, it’s a beautiful day.

  21. sheana

    all class. people who call me a motherfucker are just the coolest.

  22. Oh that Britney (tooooooooooke) is such a (exhaaaaaaaaale) kidder…

  23. Beth

    As we found out during the Sam Lutfi days, Britney’s more of an Adderall-and-laxatives girl.

  24. Rascally Rob

    I’m from up here in Vancouver, and you guys have the story a bit wrong. She actually played 3 songs, left the stage for 30, then came back and played ONE SONG. That’s it.

    People here would be pretty furious, but most of them are so high on weed they don’t even know where they left their legs.

  25. Joe

    Haha haa them crazy Canooks !
    20,000 people can assemble and turn a theater into a West indian Ganga den, flash cocks and vaginas, have sex in public !
    …..yey call somebody a fag (hurt speech) or bring a beer across the border its clubs, handcuffs & leg shackles.

    -Joe

  26. Joe

    Haha haa them crazy Canooks !
    20,000 people can assemble and turn a theater into a West indian Ganga den, flash cocks and vaginas, have sex in public !
    …..yey call somebody a fag (hurt speech) or bring a beer across the border its clubs, handcuffs & leg shackles.

    -Joe

  27. one of those bitter angry conservative racist redneck guys

    Well, they paid for the show with that fucked up worthless Canadian “dollar” so what did they expect.

    USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!

  28. havoc

    Shouldn’t that be Jam Out With Your Clam Out?

    .

  29. AteIsEnough

    When did it become cool to be a freak and have ugly fat back-up singers / dancers? Do you see a couch troll anyone????

  30. ishi-san

    @ 24: Do you think a Britney Spears concert is really the place where people with weed go??? They get completely paranoid with that music!! And by the way, I thought that only 13 year old girls go to see Britney??

  31. George

    The only reason she would tell people to not smoke weed is to leave more for her to smoke in between frappuccinos, junk food and ecstacies.

  32. A

    Aren’t kids also go to Britney’s concerts. Very classy.

  33. A

    Aren’t kids also go to Britney’s concerts. Very classy.

  34. Anon

    #30.

    Thats what I thought, or is it now only 13 year old soon to be pregnant after following britneys advice girls go to a britney concert..

  35. Objection sustained

    Anyway she smokes tobacco and eats big macs! I’m not taking health advice from that doughball….ever.

  36. If the site is private, don’t we have to subscribe and have a username and password to get into it? I’mma just sayin’……

  37. @36 It’s private–like my hollys are useful.

  38. Funeral Guy

    I hope those dancers don’t have to lift her up. Someone’s gonna have quite the Workman’s Comp case. Look at the chunk in the last thumbnail.

  39. The Listener

    #21 , Sheana — I love your sarcasm. My thoughts exactly. :)

    #16 , Duh — I doubt half the people posting online can tell the difference between an online public forum and an online private forum website so calling someone a retard isn’t really clever, just mean.

    #28, Havoc — ROFL

  40. smarg

    OK, all you motherfuckers who voted for Hussein Odumbo can KISS MY ASS.

    Now I feel better. What were we talking about? Britney, weed, and cocks? Oh yeah. Word.

  41. James

    “I doubt half the people posting online can tell the difference between an online public forum and an online private forum website”

    people can’t tell the difference between “.com” and “.gov”???????

  42. Danklin24

    Peace mothers fuckers, Wow Britney, what a way to end a show that teenagers might be atl. This girl bathes in classy sauce.

  43. aham

    woman, you have kids
    time to grow the fuck up already

  44. PunkA

    Apparently that was not her vagina she flashed when with Lufti, but a shot of her inverted cock. Not that she is on tour, it;s back out “rocking” again.

  45. vancouver girl

    hey guys i was at the vancouver show…she left for 30 minutes which wasnt a HUGE deal everyone was doing the wave in the stadium and people screaming…there was a few people smoking in the vip who got kicked out…besides that it was a air conditioner problem and the shows smoke machines probably caused the smoke to hang around at the bottom of the stage where the employees had to do quick changes and stuff.

    i knew they would make this into some sort of britney drama queen story but overall it was an amazing show she came back on and did the rest of her show i dont know what that guy ROB was talking about…he probably wasnt even there.

  46. ishi-san

    @34: HA! RIGHT! and I spotted one of them —-> #45

  47. @5 it’s hilarious, not sad, when one race considers bashing another race is, “spreading awareness”. All the most fucked up serial killers were white. Every president that has fucked up previously, all white. Who fucked up the economy? Whites! minorities may have agreed to the mortgages but whose idea was it to make these ridiculous rate mortgages available in the first place? Who are known as cousin/sister fuckers in the Appalachian areas? it’s all penis envy and 5 is envious.

  48. Chelle

    Aww, that’s sweet. I’m glad Britney is giving such good advice to our young motherfuc-….I mean, young people of America:

    1) Don’t smoke weed

    2) Rock out with your cock out

    3) Be peaceful

    She’s getting to be like some kind of Mother Teresa. Only dressed in dominatrix garb with weird black nipples instead of a habit.

  49. J

    LOL & #13

    This reminds me of a skit in an episode of Family Guy where Stewie is on stage at Woodstock and some people are smokin’, he’s all like “Hey, not cool people” then goes about his performance “Establishment, establishment, o how I love thee”.

    Look Spears – these are your customers dipshit… keep your opinions to yourself…
    Perfect your life to righteousness…. then maybe you can give advise.

  50. J

    “Hey, hey, hey! I smell marijuana! Not cool! Marijuana is illegal!”

    Then he sings, “Estaaaaablishment, estaaaaablishment, you always know what’s beeeesssst!”

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