Britney Spears saw Jason Trawick shoot a nun. That’s the only explanation here.

Despite reports of a break-up, Britney Spears and Jason Trawick were spotted shopping together in Beverly Hills yesterday essentially confirming her dad’s paying him a shit-ton of money. I mean, there’s no way these two are having sex. It’d be like taking advantage of a retarded person which is just horrible all around. A.) They have no idea what’s going on so you might as well hump a couch that wants to watch cartoons. And B.) It’s almost impossible to look yourself in the mirror after seeing a team of bodyguards hose your lover down with a fire hose because she throws punches if you put her in the shower. You’re never quite the same after that.

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