Britney Spears saw Jason Trawick shoot a nun. That’s the only explanation here.

March 18th, 2010 // 42 Comments

Despite reports of a break-up, Britney Spears and Jason Trawick were spotted shopping together in Beverly Hills yesterday essentially confirming her dad’s paying him a shit-ton of money. I mean, there’s no way these two are having sex. It’d be like taking advantage of a retarded person which is just horrible all around. A.) They have no idea what’s going on so you might as well hump a couch that wants to watch cartoons. And B.) It’s almost impossible to look yourself in the mirror after seeing a team of bodyguards hose your lover down with a fire hose because she throws punches if you put her in the shower. You’re never quite the same after that.

Photos: Fame, Splash News
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  1. ol

    firrrsy

  2. The Chill

    Love her ass!

  3. heathie

    Anybody know what the deal is with the wedding rings?

  4. BADASS

    she looks good to me and my opinion is most likely the only one here that matters since most of the posters here are most likely either gay or old women

  5. SO RIGHT

    He’s very cute. He seems to calm her down too. I hope they make it. Love Brit Brit.

  6. Valerie

    big sunglasses look tacky these days.

  7. Sardonic

    Orange Fanta and a furry cheetah crown hairband. Is she 12?

  8. Stating the Obvious

    Are they at the dollar store? They are, aren’t they?

  9. Maggie

    she looks a lot better lately, maybe she’s laid off the cheezeburgers

    and blonde > brown

  10. Mark

    Brit Brit is trailer trash-trash. She and her foglight nipples disgust me.

  11. Sport

    I love seeing the nutty Tiara/hat thingy!
    Crazy Brit is baaaacccck. Making that fucked up face, too – batshit crazy welcome home.

  12. eddie van der lubb morrison

    she is starting to look a bit “thick” again, i think….so freaking hot….whew….

    BRING BACK THE 2007 VMA LOOK!!!

  13. Rhialto

    I’d sense a whole lot chemistry here.It makes her even turn breefly into a Walt Disney entertainment park.Where’s our ‘chemistry’ expert Darth?

  14. I think she looks okay here. If she walked out of a mobile home my gaze would linger a moment.

  15. Wow, this photo shoot had TWO glamorous headband changes.

  16. Darth

    She looks like she did hear some great news what makes her feel good.Feeling good that’s essential for girls like her.I know that.Like it’s essential to me as well.

  17. terry

    Her ass looks good. Noticed there is no panty line. This guy is probably good for her.

  18. B

    I do wish she would learn to wash and brush her hair.

  19. HeeHaw

    I think you’re right. I don’t think he’s hitting it, I think he’s babysitting it.

    He’s a good-looking guy, but he’s also a paid employee trying to help keep his paycheck out of the insane asylum…

  20. tony

    Anyone who thinks she looks good is clearly blind. Her short, fat, legs are gross, so is her masculine back and neck, not to mention she looks twice her age. HAG. Get your eyes tested britards.

  21. Ally

    She does look a lot better than usual – she looks healthy and apart from the silly headband her outfit suits her. It really looks like shes been eating healthy and exercising.

  22. CUUUUUUUUUUUTE DRESS. ME WANT.

  23. So much money so little dress sense, I wish this woman would get a stylist shoes isn’t even the word

  24. Blah

    The very sight of her still brings the dank smell of an unclean vagina to my mind.

  25. ms. giggles

    She looks nice here. Her bodice is shaped, her body is covered. It’s a nice change. And blond suits her better.

    And let you forget – she’s aging!

    Way better than a few years ago.

  26. .Feeling good that’s essential for girls like her.I know that.Like it’s essential to me as well.

  27. Anybody know what the deal is with the wedding rings?

  28. Her ass looks good. Noticed there is no panty line. This guy is probably good for her.

  29. Anybody know what the deal is with the wedding rings?

  30. Britney is a Joke

    Britney has no clue of the laughing stock she has become. Every one knows Jason is simply a paid babysitter to watch her tard ass because she is incapable of taking care of herself. Karma is a bitch and it has hit her 100 times more because of all the pain she caused so many other people due to her selfish actions. She is just GROSS.

  31. captain america

    both sides cheating eachother is a clear second option!!

  32. Thank you for sharing out

  33. Thank you for sharing out

  34. Thank you for your sharing.

  35. Best wishes to you!

  36. Thank you for your sharing.

  37. She looks like she did hear some great news what makes her feel good.Feeling good that’s essential for girls like her..Her ass looks good:))

  38. She’s so old, so wasted and so fat. I don’t think she would ever make a comeback

  39. I hate her glasses. Is she still alive?

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