Britney Spears saw Jason Trawick shoot a nun. That’s the only explanation here.

March 18th, 2010 // 42 Comments

Despite reports of a break-up, Britney Spears and Jason Trawick were spotted shopping together in Beverly Hills yesterday essentially confirming her dad’s paying him a shit-ton of money. I mean, there’s no way these two are having sex. It’d be like taking advantage of a retarded person which is just horrible all around. A.) They have no idea what’s going on so you might as well hump a couch that wants to watch cartoons. And B.) It’s almost impossible to look yourself in the mirror after seeing a team of bodyguards hose your lover down with a fire hose because she throws punches if you put her in the shower. You’re never quite the same after that.

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Comments (42)

  1. ol | March 18, 2010 at 1:39 pm

    firrrsy

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  2. The Chill | March 18, 2010 at 1:45 pm

    Love her ass!

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  3. heathie | March 18, 2010 at 1:46 pm

    Anybody know what the deal is with the wedding rings?

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  4. BADASS | March 18, 2010 at 1:47 pm

    she looks good to me and my opinion is most likely the only one here that matters since most of the posters here are most likely either gay or old women

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  5. SO RIGHT | March 18, 2010 at 1:48 pm

    He’s very cute. He seems to calm her down too. I hope they make it. Love Brit Brit.

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  6. Valerie | March 18, 2010 at 1:51 pm

    big sunglasses look tacky these days.

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  7. Sardonic | March 18, 2010 at 2:07 pm

    Orange Fanta and a furry cheetah crown hairband. Is she 12?

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  8. Stating the Obvious | March 18, 2010 at 2:17 pm

    Are they at the dollar store? They are, aren’t they?

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  9. Maggie | March 18, 2010 at 2:31 pm

    she looks a lot better lately, maybe she’s laid off the cheezeburgers

    and blonde > brown

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  10. Mark | March 18, 2010 at 2:31 pm

    Brit Brit is trailer trash-trash. She and her foglight nipples disgust me.

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  11. Sport | March 18, 2010 at 2:39 pm

    I love seeing the nutty Tiara/hat thingy!
    Crazy Brit is baaaacccck. Making that fucked up face, too – batshit crazy welcome home.

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  12. eddie van der lubb morrison | March 18, 2010 at 2:46 pm

    she is starting to look a bit “thick” again, i think….so freaking hot….whew….

    BRING BACK THE 2007 VMA LOOK!!!

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  13. Rhialto | March 18, 2010 at 2:47 pm

    I’d sense a whole lot chemistry here.It makes her even turn breefly into a Walt Disney entertainment park.Where’s our ‘chemistry’ expert Darth?

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  14. Narcissist | March 18, 2010 at 2:47 pm

    I think she looks okay here. If she walked out of a mobile home my gaze would linger a moment.

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  15. Narcissist | March 18, 2010 at 3:03 pm

    Wow, this photo shoot had TWO glamorous headband changes.

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  16. Darth | March 18, 2010 at 3:14 pm

    She looks like she did hear some great news what makes her feel good.Feeling good that’s essential for girls like her.I know that.Like it’s essential to me as well.

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  17. terry | March 18, 2010 at 3:54 pm

    Her ass looks good. Noticed there is no panty line. This guy is probably good for her.

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  18. small business health insurance | March 18, 2010 at 4:28 pm

    she looks great

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  19. B | March 18, 2010 at 4:30 pm

    I do wish she would learn to wash and brush her hair.

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  20. HeeHaw | March 18, 2010 at 6:27 pm

    I think you’re right. I don’t think he’s hitting it, I think he’s babysitting it.

    He’s a good-looking guy, but he’s also a paid employee trying to help keep his paycheck out of the insane asylum…

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  21. tony | March 18, 2010 at 6:28 pm

    Anyone who thinks she looks good is clearly blind. Her short, fat, legs are gross, so is her masculine back and neck, not to mention she looks twice her age. HAG. Get your eyes tested britards.

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  22. Ally | March 18, 2010 at 7:05 pm

    She does look a lot better than usual – she looks healthy and apart from the silly headband her outfit suits her. It really looks like shes been eating healthy and exercising.

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  23. Alli Watermelon | March 18, 2010 at 10:41 pm

    CUUUUUUUUUUUTE DRESS. ME WANT.

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  24. m3i zero | March 19, 2010 at 12:33 am

    So much money so little dress sense, I wish this woman would get a stylist shoes isn’t even the word

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  25. Blah | March 19, 2010 at 1:55 am

    The very sight of her still brings the dank smell of an unclean vagina to my mind.

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  26. ms. giggles | March 19, 2010 at 3:20 am

    She looks nice here. Her bodice is shaped, her body is covered. It’s a nice change. And blond suits her better.

    And let you forget – she’s aging!

    Way better than a few years ago.

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  27. MBT | March 19, 2010 at 4:02 am

    .Feeling good that’s essential for girls like her.I know that.Like it’s essential to me as well.

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  28. MBT Shoes | March 19, 2010 at 4:03 am

    Anybody know what the deal is with the wedding rings?

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  29. MBT Tembea | March 19, 2010 at 4:18 am

    Her ass looks good. Noticed there is no panty line. This guy is probably good for her.

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  30. MBT Lami | March 19, 2010 at 4:25 am

    Anybody know what the deal is with the wedding rings?

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  31. Britney is a Joke | March 19, 2010 at 8:38 am

    Britney has no clue of the laughing stock she has become. Every one knows Jason is simply a paid babysitter to watch her tard ass because she is incapable of taking care of herself. Karma is a bitch and it has hit her 100 times more because of all the pain she caused so many other people due to her selfish actions. She is just GROSS.

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  32. captain america | March 19, 2010 at 8:52 am

    both sides cheating eachother is a clear second option!!

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  39. The Benefits of the RegCure Software Product | April 15, 2010 at 10:26 pm

    Poor Brit, she looks so confused.

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  40. ?????? ?????????? | April 28, 2010 at 10:39 am

    She looks like she did hear some great news what makes her feel good.Feeling good that’s essential for girls like her..Her ass looks good:))

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  41. Hot celebrity ass pictures | May 9, 2010 at 6:29 am

    She’s so old, so wasted and so fat. I don’t think she would ever make a comeback

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  42. See through celebs | May 9, 2010 at 6:30 am

    I hate her glasses. Is she still alive?

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