Britney Spears ran a red light at a dangerous intersection while trying to use her cell phone last night. Not only were her kids in the car, but so was the court-appointed monitor. She’s already in love with Britney to begin with, so I’m sure a near-death experience just strengthened the bond. The whole thing was captured on tape and will probably spell trouble for Britney considering the judge doesn’t approve of her driving. TMZ reports:
The Popwreck approached the light slowly on Coldwater Canyon. You then see Britney raise her cellphone to her face. It is unclear if she’s texting or making a call. She then drives into the intersection as someone outside the car screams, “Red light, red light!” Britney then turns left onto Mulholland Drive, managing to miss oncoming traffic.
I find it amazing enough that Britney Spears has the mental capacity to operate a motor vehicle, but now you want her to recognize signs and primary colors? Clearly you don’t understand what it’s like to be Britney. You’re not a pop star with a No. 1 album to promote…. Ha ha ha! Wow. Her lawyer is good. Real good. I couldn’t even type that with a straight face. I think I may have peed a little. Oh no, that’s a lot. Anyone have a Wet-Vac I can borrow?
UPDATE: Video of the incident right here:
Mambo | November 9, 2007 at 2:39 pm
first!!!
what a dumb b!tch!
weewillywinkie | November 9, 2007 at 2:40 pm
She’s going to kill one of her kids one day…
H.A.L.9000 | November 9, 2007 at 2:40 pm
oh my god im freakin second…yeah, what a whore.
dumbbitch | November 9, 2007 at 2:41 pm
How on earth does she continue to keep her license?? Let alone her kids? a Monkey could drive better
weewillywinkie | November 9, 2007 at 2:41 pm
oh yeah, Second…zzzzzzz
Chezir | November 9, 2007 at 2:42 pm
Okay, lets look a bit further to the back seat to see one of the kids with his head about to fall off. Is that how child seats are supposed to brace kids in? Seems kind of weird. She’s out of control and cleaaaaaarly doesn’t give a rats a$$ about her kids. I wish they would take them away and be done with it.
IWONKY | November 9, 2007 at 2:43 pm
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ha8ter | November 9, 2007 at 2:44 pm
Piece of shit she is. WHY is she driving her kids around all night long?? I hate her. I hate her. Please somebody take the fucking kids away for good.
H.A.L.9000 | November 9, 2007 at 2:44 pm
awwww dang it…. oh well.
why wouldn’t the MONITOR be driving, considering Brit has all these driving convictions?
Ted from LA | November 9, 2007 at 2:45 pm
I think that one kid in the back seat is already dead, but maybe the other kid could’ve been hurt. Actually, you can’t see the other kid. Perhaps she forgot him at McDonalds.
endoftheshityear | November 9, 2007 at 2:46 pm
can someone please do something kind and loving for those poor children
and put a bullet in their mother’s…
well, top-of-the-spinal something,
whatever happens to be there in place of a brain
hausfrau | November 9, 2007 at 2:46 pm
Where’s the monitor? On the floor?
IWONKY | November 9, 2007 at 2:46 pm
Ms Spears most obviously does not have the mental capacity to operate a motor vehicle.
Ted from LA | November 9, 2007 at 2:48 pm
After reading this post, I now realize the court appointed fan is dead too. I’m guessing her airbag failed to deploy. If you look closely you can see the top of her head below the dashboard and blood spewing out all over the place. This kind of reminds me of a funny movie from the 70s (Carrie).
alex | November 9, 2007 at 2:48 pm
her kid looks like e.t.
Jimbo | November 9, 2007 at 2:49 pm
Does Britney even know what a red light is?..
needle-dicked nate | November 9, 2007 at 2:50 pm
hire a driver.
Emmyem | November 9, 2007 at 2:53 pm
Uhhhhhhhhhhhh, what can I say? She cannot stay out of the news! If that’s “News”. I thought her court appointed Bulldog faced lady hated her! Now she’s in LOVE with Britney?
I can’t keep up with Britney and her crazy highjnks!
She looks SO DIRTY all the time, and ewwwww. Those poor kids. Kevin Federline and Britney Spears are your Dad and Mom.
Better to be Freddie Kruger, the “bastard son of a thousand maniacs”.
Lisa | November 9, 2007 at 2:54 pm
I think Britney managed to hire the worst lawyer in the history of law.
Congrats.
Riotboy | November 9, 2007 at 2:55 pm
STOP!
/hammer time
IWONKY | November 9, 2007 at 2:57 pm
Her face looks like Amy Winehouse’s hands.
Martyr | November 9, 2007 at 3:02 pm
Brit, Yu done lost her license now child!
Hey good news is I got some lyrics for your next GREATalbum to promote.
“These boots are made for walkin,
That’s just what I’ll do.
Cuz these days these boots are
The only way I can get my frapichoo.”
IWONKY | November 9, 2007 at 3:06 pm
Any ever notice how we never see pics of Brit’s house indoors? Could you even imagine what her closet looks like…?
LL | November 9, 2007 at 3:11 pm
Christ, we’re running out of ways to say “stupid,” just because of Britney. I think we should just enter “britney” as another word for stupid in the lexicon. Examples of proper usage:
You had sex with Paris HIlton without a rubber? Man, that is britney.
Omygod, I’m so britney, I forgot to pay my electric bill.
You britney asshole, you ran a red light and smashed up my car.
nipolian | November 9, 2007 at 3:12 pm
What happened to the cute little baby shoes hanging from the mirror and all those adorable pumkins rolling around on the dash?
LL | November 9, 2007 at 3:12 pm
Christ, we’re running out of ways to say “stupid,” just because of Britney. I think we should just enter “britney” as another word for stupid in the lexicon. Examples of proper usage:
You had sex with Paris HIlton without a rubber? Man, that is britney.
Omygod, I’m so britney, I forgot to pay my electric bill.
You britney asshole, you ran a red light and smashed up my car.
LL | November 9, 2007 at 3:13 pm
Sorry for the double post. Typepad is wonky, kinda like Paris’ eye.
PunkA | November 9, 2007 at 3:13 pm
Breaking a law while driving with the court chick in the car. BRILLIANT. Can you say self destructive???
gertie | November 9, 2007 at 3:14 pm
oops the idiot has done it again ……
where the fck is the monitor fire the bitch….
djthecat | November 9, 2007 at 3:16 pm
why? why does she still have her children? i just don’t understand…. what an ass hat…
srg | November 9, 2007 at 3:18 pm
is the court-appointed monitor ducking in that picture? sure looks like there’s someone in the passenger seat trying not to be seen.
maybe instead of a court-appointed parenting coach, she should have a court-appointed mental health professional with her (i.e., psychiatrist, psychologist, social worker)
TS | November 9, 2007 at 3:20 pm
#1,
Why? I just want to understand. Help me out here. Please.
djthecat | November 9, 2007 at 3:22 pm
maybe the parenting coach is ducking so much as kissing her ass goodbye
djthecat | November 9, 2007 at 3:22 pm
sorry, “isn’t ducking”
gotmilk? | November 9, 2007 at 3:28 pm
is that really her kid back there or is it a Chucky doll? if it’s him, his face is really fucked up.
Auntie Kryst | November 9, 2007 at 3:31 pm
Give the fucktard a break this time. It’s not Brit Brit it’s Tom Tom.
AmeriCanadian | November 9, 2007 at 3:34 pm
Why the fuck doesn’t the trailer trash hobag have a chauffeur?!?! If I earned $700,000 a month (doing jackshit) I’d have a friggin chauffeur!
old britney | November 9, 2007 at 3:34 pm
http://youtube.com/watch?v=JKZtzKjQDZg
i almost forgot this
D. Richards (Saint.) | November 9, 2007 at 3:36 pm
I feel the anxiety slipping away now. I needed that fix. Life just isn’t complete without my daily dose of Britney. Thank you, God. Now I can sleep, and wake-to re-live the hell another day!
Fluffy Butt | November 9, 2007 at 3:37 pm
could someone get that kid a neck brace?! DAMN
FRIST!!! | November 9, 2007 at 3:39 pm
A lot happens when I go to the valley and back..
I don’t see the monitor in the car…maybe she tuck and rolled?..
ganana | November 9, 2007 at 3:43 pm
Good God. When I saw this I looked all over for the e mail address of the judge in charge of her case to send him a plea on behalf of these kids.
Somebody needs to advocate for these poor little children. Where is ritney’s mother! Why doesn’t she lie down under the wheels of the car and keep her idiot daughter from driving with the babies in the car. Where is the court appointed minder? Britney Spears needs to be committed to a treatment facility, against her will if need be, so she can get the medication and therapy she desperately needs.
CC | November 9, 2007 at 3:45 pm
LEAVE BRITTNEY ALONE!
The Listener | November 9, 2007 at 3:47 pm
The parenting coach is probably just bending down in her seat looking for something in her purse. I guess Britney thought since her child’s asleep and the parenting coach isn’t watching the road, nobody will see her if she runs the red light. She thought wrong.
ugh | November 9, 2007 at 3:50 pm
DEAR GOD #38
i just looked at that link and then looked at other OLD interviews with her and it makes me SICK what has become of her!!! she was DAMN BEAUTIFUL, HOT, AND CUTE. DROP DEAD GORGEOUS FACE AND SMILE AND BODY!
and look at her now!
what a stupid BITCH. she has REALLY RUINED HERSELF FOR ME!!!
Clem | November 9, 2007 at 3:56 pm
This girl is on her way out.
DEAD BY DAWN!
Pilatunes | November 9, 2007 at 4:05 pm
She could see the lights if she stopped trying to type with her nose.
RENEE Z... | November 9, 2007 at 4:07 pm
Wow, she really is getting uninteresting. I just now realized that I swoooshed right past the Britney post and went on to read the others…such as Pauly Shore’s. You know you’re going down hill when Pauly Shore seems more interesting. Anyways, why is this stupid bitch even allowed to drive? I can’t believe the monitor isn’t just like… screw you bitch, I’m drivin’! Or Lord knows she could just afford to hire a driver. I hate to say it, but I wish BS was driving alone in her car that night and ended up with that phone lodged in her big ass stupid fivehead.
pissy skank | November 9, 2007 at 4:08 pm
kid in the back looks dead.
Dawn | November 9, 2007 at 4:15 pm
@46. I have no intention of killing Britney.