Britney Spears runs over another foot

November 15th, 2007 // 112 Comments

Britney Spears ran over another photographer’s foot last night at the Four Seasons Hotel in Beverly Hills, according to TMZ:

The paps refused to move, despite several warnings and documented footage of how Britney rolls. Moments later, Brit shockingly rolled her new wheels over a guy’s foot.

I’m a guy who loves danger a lot. I’m all for death-defying adventure like kick-boxing grizzly bears or knife tag. That being said, I wouldn’t get within 100 yards of Britney Spears behind the wheel of a car. Or even a golf cart. Actually, if she had roller skates on I’d probably run for the hills like a frightened schoolgirl. Though I’m pretty sure NASA hasn’t invented a pair of skates that strong. They’re too busy trying to get monkeys to mate on the moon or something. I can’t really say I’m all that familiar with their work. But I admire their passion for science and monkey sex. Inspiring stuff.


  1. first????????????????????????????????//

  2. tight lipped smiler

    Head, asshole, mouth, foot – it’s all the same. Brit & the paps are just one big black tangled mass of sucking putrid ooze.

  3. i cant believe i was the first! first time!!!!!!!!!! somewhat excited. im crazy.

  4. ah well,

    i don’t really like her, or want to defend her, but dang it…

    what do they expect to happen?

    if i’m practically standing on someone’s car and they start to roll… i’m gonna to become one with that car. duh.

  5. how about:

    ‘i’m going to become one with that car. duh.’

    sorry.

  6. gfdkgdfkgj

    craazy bitch

  7. blpressure

    oops, she did it again

  8. Chuckles the monkey

    Now I think brit’s as insane as they come but seriously get outta the fucking way!

  9. havoc

    Well? Get outta the fucking way…..

    .

  10. veggi

    This just made me start singing that fucking retarded “move bitch, get out the way, get out the way bitch, get out the way” song.

    I’m not pleased with myself..

  11. kelly

    Why is she trying to take them out one foot at a time?
    She should get a decoy and wait til they’re all lined up, plough into them and knock them all down like skittles (preferrably killing them)

    It would also mean less trips to court. Just deal with it all at once.

  12. Tess

    Arrrgghh, I get so annoyed when I hear that man screaming in pain. I think he suffers more from being too stupid to understand that a moving car WILL hurt you than from the actual pain of having a car roll over on your foot.

    These people are just stupid. Is getting Britney’s pic through a car window that important? Doesn’t she move around town all the time anyways, I’m sure there are easier ways to a shot of her than standing in front of her moving car.

  13. brit

    Honestly, it’s the paps fault.

    I don’t see what’s so hard to understand about being way too close to a moving vehicle.

    It’s not like she was speeding by or making a hard turn, you knew where she was going…straight onto your foot.

  14. Ted from LA

    Oh, no, oh, no, she’s up to my toe, she’s up to my toe…

  15. Celebretard

    Things like this make me feel bad for Britney.. They are always all over her. But at the same time why is she staying at the Four Seasons….. Her FriendSpaceBook Profiles are too funny. Check them out.! http://www.friendspacebook.com/BritneySpears

  16. dear paps

    get off the car. and get your feet away from the tires.

  17. dear paps

    get off the car. and get your feet away from the tires.

  18. Spanky

    I believe Brit may be the by product of some particularly disgusting monkey sex.

  19. WTF?

    I’d run ‘em over too!

  20. get naked

    why can’t i see a pic

  21. nipolian

    Was a gig at the Four Seasons the best her pimp could get her?

    I agree that the guy who got his foot run over is a total dumb ass for not getting out of the way…………But come on…..that dumb bitch calls them to let them know where she is going to be….and then she attacks them with her car for showing up. The bitch should fry for assult with a deadly weapon.

  22. Didn’t she say ‘gimme more” in her strip sleeze video. They ought to start shotting these assholes already.

  23. baaaaaaa

    I’m pretty sure those douche bags put their feet under her tires on purpose. Stupid assholes.

  24. Didn’t she say ‘gimme more” in her strip sleeze video. They ought to start shotting these assholes already.

  25. question

    What happened in court? Anybody know? She’s no better than a two dollar hooker just traipsing around from one hotel to another.

  26. Riotboy

    50 POINTS of every Paparozo HIT!!!

    /UP, UP, DOWN, DOWN, LEFT, RIGHT, LEFT, RIGHT, B, A, SELECT, START.

  27. steve

    no one digs britney, but those photographers are papholes.

    Run’em all over.

  28. me

    #22 you are a fucking RETARD.

    The paps wait outside their house for them to leave and follow them from there! Get a clue!

    I think they do it on purpose too. Better to have a “britney runs over foot” story and footage than britney pulls out and drives away and nothing happens.

  29. Sizzurp

    I hope one day she flips the fuck out and guns the throttle and runs all of those skuzz-buckets over.

  30. swiss

    it’s all the flash from the cameras… must have rotted out her brain.

    Oh, the price of fame.

  31. swiss

    it’s all the flash from the cameras… must have rotted out her brain.

    Oh, the price of fame.

  32. Karen

    Okay, so I’m not a huge fan of Brittney (although she has a few good songs) but I have to say, the photographers in this situation DEFINITELY deserved getting ran over. It was frustrating enough for me so I can certainly see hers!

  33. Lisa

    Way to go Brit!!!!!!! I don’t blame her one bit…..if they are so stupid to not have the sense God gave a goat…. then I say run over their ass.

  34. nipolian

    #29 You are the fucking retard…you must not have seen the clip of her and her stinkhole sister pulling up to a restaurant and the paps had thier coffee waiting for them. She fucking calls them you blind fucktard. She is an attention whore and gets what she asks for. How come this shit doesn’t happen to any other celebs….only your fantasy Brit.

  35. Big

    Any one stupid enough to stand with a foot in line with a tire is a moron. My big toe hurts

  36. Jen

    I would have run over the guy, checked to see if he was screaming or not, then run over him again. What total assholes. Don’t they get the equation? Standing too close to Brit’s car (or ANY car) and refusing to move = getting run over. FUCKING MORONS. I hate the paparazzi anyway.

  37. I need some damn skirts

    To the women: (sorry, this has nothing to do with brit brit) I hate fucking shoppiing…… but I need some summer clothes for my vacation I’m going on….. any of you know good websites for cute clothes? I’ve ebayed, looked at overstock.com and thebuckle.com…. any ideas?

  38. Cathy

    At this point they’re probably sticking their feet under her wheels, hoping that they can get in on the “Brittany Ran Over Someone Else” fad…

    as most of the people above me said, Brit is Crazy, but seriously, get out of the way…

  39. Wanna know what I think???..

  40. Johnny

    These paps are making a game (and maybe some money) out of this. It’s ridiculous! Stand around a moving car and you WILL get your foot run over, asshole. I have no love of Brittney but this is just too ridiculous.

  41. GiveMeABreak

    I know a vehicle is suppossed to give pedestrians the right of way. But isn’t the paparazzi encirling a car a form of kidnapping? At least it is holding a person against their will. Wouldn’t a telephoto lens be good enough? Britney pics must be worth a lot of money to chance being run over.

  42. Rose

    Britney is a very irresponsible driver, but that it was that photographer’s fault that he got his foot run over. <_<

  43. veggi

    do tell FRIST!!!

  44. RENEE Z...

    I don’t like Britney…but I have to say on this one I would side with her. They need to get the fuck out of the way! How is someone supposed to be able to see enough to drive with lenses flashing in their face nonstop? The guy was asking for it leaning in like that. Hell, I couldn’t handle fame for one second. I would have run over ALL those mofo’s! Heck, I can’t even handle everyday life…if someones looking at me too long I want to scream…what the hell you looking at?! Anger issues…paranoia…I don’t know. I would be a female Sean Penn for sure. All that being said, why doesn’t Britney just get a driver and not deal with it? …Maybe she’s worried she’ll go down a la princess Diana. But then she’s not driving much better herself; might as well hand the keys over to someone who’s sole job it is to pay attention and drive.

  45. Oh really? I didn’t think anybody would, so I don’t have anything prepared..

    Ok, I got it. Britney should NOT drive. NEVER. Not EVER.

    Speaking of martinis, it is lunch time yet?..

  46. Htownduder

    Britney is seriously crazy!!! For more videos of celebrities acting mad check out:
    http://www.webcastr.com

    Check out this video of Paris Hilton dancing on a stripper pole:
    http://www.webcastr.com/index.php?option=com_seyret&Itemid=27&task=videodirectlink&id=1333

  47. lily

    She needs to move and seclude herself. How the hell can anyone live like that.

  48. Lexoka

    Well, serves him right.

  49. j*dawg

    Whatever. I don’t care who was behind the wheel. Stop surrounding her damn car if you don’t want your foot run over. Idiot.

    I don’t even see how it is legal for them to hound celebrities like that. It causes major safety hazards. I just don’t get it.

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