Britney Spears decided to go animated for her latest music video. She came up with the idea herself to use a cartoon version of herself, according to The Sun:
The audacious promo to forthcoming single Break The Ice is set in a futuristic world, and sees Brit depicted as a pretty, slim line superhero.
I’m going to assume Britney was strung out on an original Sam Lutfi cocktail when she came up with this idea. The funny part is somebody actually went along with it. Can you imagine taking art direction from Britney Spears? I’m surprised she didn’t suggest the whole video be shot inside a bucket of KFC while she wears a cole slaw bikini.*
*Video concept copyright 2008 The Superficial Writer. Steal my idea, Heidi Montag, and I’ll sue your implants off. Unless you make me the director. Scene 1: We’re in a hot tub and Spencer just got eaten by a duck…
Lola | March 11, 2008 at 5:33 pm
FIRST
it looks like it could be cool :)
cc | March 11, 2008 at 5:33 pm
first muchachos
RockLobster | March 11, 2008 at 5:33 pm
FIRSSTTTT,
RockLobster | March 11, 2008 at 5:33 pm
FIRSSTTTT.
Twiz | March 11, 2008 at 5:33 pm
Right… The animation style is definitely looking almost Aeon Flux-ish. I’d rather watch Rosie O’Donnell than watch this piece of trash.
RockLobster | March 11, 2008 at 5:33 pm
FIRSSTTTT.
Raeanne | March 11, 2008 at 5:34 pm
How completely and utterly GAY.
D. Richards (Slob.) | March 11, 2008 at 5:34 pm
At one point in the video, Britney removes her own heart and deep fries it like a chicken breast — then stuffs it down her throat.
Jimbo | March 11, 2008 at 5:36 pm
At least the cartoon is not wearing those stupid boots
Raeanne | March 11, 2008 at 5:36 pm
even her animated boobs are gross….. i guess we’ll have to wait and see if they’re will be any animated vag slips.
Auntie Kryst | March 11, 2008 at 5:40 pm
Her dad Jamie is really on the ball. Looks like Brit is back on track. I have to admit she’s looking better here, but where is her giant frap covered in whip cream? She’s slimmed down, her skin is clearing up, and she’s not wearing those stinking boots. Ugggghhh those hideous boots!
veggi | March 11, 2008 at 5:41 pm
I’ll bet you 17 pesos these pictures end up on the “so freaking hot” section here..
alright, so long fuckers. It’s time for DRINKS!
eXtasyStef | March 11, 2008 at 5:47 pm
Worst thing to happen to anime since Sailor Moon.
RENEE | March 11, 2008 at 5:49 pm
Oh my gosh, thats hysterical. And it doesn’t even look like her one iota. Even she realizes that she doesn’t have what it takes anymore to sell her image, so she has to use an animated version; pathetic. She is so finished.
strawberryjam | March 11, 2008 at 5:51 pm
interesting considering that her first video Baby One More Time was supposed to be animated and she hated the idea.
eXtasyStef | March 11, 2008 at 5:57 pm
It does spare us the sight of her jiggling on a slutty outfit, though.
Jimbo | March 11, 2008 at 6:02 pm
And her boobs look a lot better..
Sharktattoo | March 11, 2008 at 6:13 pm
A duck?
mamadough | March 11, 2008 at 6:22 pm
i think the only thing i used to even recognize this girl as britney was the total lack of a bra. there is so much denial going on you could choke on it.
Michelle | March 11, 2008 at 6:35 pm
Well at least they caught her likness and put those bags under her eyes.
Erin E. Surance | March 11, 2008 at 6:45 pm
I can kick her ass.
Erica | March 11, 2008 at 6:59 pm
Why do her boobs even look gross here, also? I mean if I did a video like this, I wouldn’t because I’m more creative- true story. I’d make my boobs even more big and fantastic then they already are. I do like some of the songs on the Blackout album to be honest. Break the Ice being my favorite.
For Ript1&0 the least I can do (ongoing saga or Part 1) | March 11, 2008 at 7:08 pm
…the faerie smiles and takes your hand and leads you into the enchanted forest primevil. She leads you to a silver bridge over a shimmering turqoise murmuring creek with strange creatures leaping out and falling back into the water in silence. Over and up the arching bridge you go, higher and higher you climb into a fog. All is quiet. The faerie is gone. You hear footsteps louder and louder coming towards you. A husky voice whispers for you to follow and he takes your trembling hand. His grip is strong yet gentle. You feel a mist envelope you. Then you sense a multitude of beings in flight all around as if following your guide.
Downward you descend and soon the fog swirls and fades until you are aware that you are under the canopy of an immense forest. And you look at your companion who is very tall and bronzed and of graceful musculature. And his face is serene and knowing. He seems to convey the presence of mind and inherently pities your lonliness in the world over the brigde – the world that annhilated this elder realm of nature and myth.
Gently he kisses you and breaks into rune-song while slowly pulling off your Walmart garments. You blush as he unclasps your bra and the pads fall to the ground. He chuckles. As he rubs your unshaved thigh and and swiftly yet sweetly brings your thrice worn granny panties (crusted and sticking to camel) to the ground. Then the cloud of stench assaults his untainted nostrils. Angered he banishes you back over the bridge.
Sobbing hysterically …
boo | March 11, 2008 at 7:09 pm
Great….she doesn’t have to diet, excercise or actually “perform”. And her fans are hailing this as an artistic breakthrough. Talk about peeing on your leg and calling it rain.
Pikachelsea | March 11, 2008 at 7:56 pm
Oh gawd, figures she’d do something like this. Because that tall, thin, statuesque cartoon character looks so much like Britney Spears… not. She is such a lazy turd.
Tapeworm | March 11, 2008 at 8:05 pm
The amount of self-loathing and introverted disgust this constipated, bloated, pockmarked,chain-smoking cow-cunt must have is enormous. Like, solar system enormous.
Just sad really.
Lola | March 11, 2008 at 8:10 pm
I still have faith in Brit.
me | March 11, 2008 at 8:27 pm
#27
you are RETARTED
Ted from LA | March 11, 2008 at 8:38 pm
She should have made herself daughter Judy from the Jetson’s.
Veroonica | March 11, 2008 at 9:44 pm
27. You better pull the poor girl out. Little faithy will DROWN in those toxic,acidic twat juices.
kdollarsign | March 11, 2008 at 9:47 pm
agree with comment 1. this is an excellent idea. very cool.
Cara Hurley | March 11, 2008 at 10:03 pm
Something to make you smile.
http://carahurley.blogspot.com
Check it out :-)
Ript1&0 | March 11, 2008 at 10:09 pm
Great. Can’t wait for Part 2. This is sure to be as good, if not better than, the time I gave birth and left it in that dumpster.
aeuwave | March 11, 2008 at 11:03 pm
it looks just like her…. it doesn’t look that bad but honestly that was just the snapshots and no music. so who knows.
bartokf | March 11, 2008 at 11:33 pm
Oh Fish, you slay me!
bartokf | March 11, 2008 at 11:34 pm
Oh Fish, you slay me!
To: the Lady of Lonliness for you - Part 2 | March 11, 2008 at 11:45 pm
…her tears fall down her naked bosom, warm and arousing her nipples as she stumbles down the forest path, crying noisily. “Why? Why? Why couldn’t I link the sexual appeal is good hygeine thing? Damnit! I could of had me one of those demi-god Tarzan mans! A MAY-UN!” Our girl curses her self neglect and sloth realizing her one and only chance at outrageous fortune is but a moment ago expired. It was there jsut behind her. If it were not for a multitude of follicles and rashes and unsightly filthy undergarments she could be Queen to Mysterious King in this fabled realm.
Something stirs high above the unqueen’s head high high up in the swaying canopy, rustling and murmuring in the otherwise solemnity of her nonmajesty’s disgust…
agreeone | March 12, 2008 at 12:03 am
Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. I saw her profile on millionaire&celeb dating site “W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m” last week. It seems she is seeking true love online now.
Plobes | March 12, 2008 at 12:42 am
i want a bukkit of fried chicken now!
thanks, asshole
demented | March 12, 2008 at 12:44 am
I can just imagine the conversation with her about this…
“Britney, wipe the cheeto dust off your chin. We want to make a new music video for your single, but it’ll take at least five weeks of powerwashing to make you presentable.”
“Don’t y’all be talkin’ bout me like that! I’m country!”
“That’s very nice. But we were thinking that perhaps we could do an anime video-”
“Annie-Mae? Whoozat? I gots a cuzzin Annie-Mae.”
“Uh, no. Anime is a Japanese-”
“Y’all! Annie-Mae better not be stealin’ mah pop crown! I’ll hog-tie her and toss her to the cows!”
“No no, anime is a Japanese animation technique. We’ll make a cartoon version of you, so nobody will actually see what you look like.”
“Well, okay, y’all. Jist so long as ya tell people it’s Britney, not Annie-Mae. Ah don’t want mah cuzzin gettin’ no credit!”
“I think we can arrange that.”
“And Ah wanna show mah purty boobies, but I want ‘em looking good! And mah cooch! And mah long thin legs. Mebbe y’all kin have mah hair flowing in the wind? It ain’t moved in months, since Ah stopped washin’ it.”
“As you wish, Britney.” (Inwardly: “The things I do for money….”)
HoLy | March 12, 2008 at 1:12 am
SEXY!
Britney is the best!
It’s going to be perfect!!!
Guy | March 12, 2008 at 3:37 am
I wish she would do a music video for Radar – thats the second best song, Piece of me being no.1
diego | March 12, 2008 at 4:31 am
what happened to her other clip for this song which was normal and had a 30sec preview of it as well???
Retarded | March 12, 2008 at 5:30 am
#28 called #27 retarded, but spelled it wrong. So does that make #28 retarded as well?
Blonde and Beautiful Britney | March 12, 2008 at 7:15 am
Why are they depicting this dark haired skank as pale blonde when she is not? I just don’t get it. Hell why not show Billy Crystal as Superman. And by hte way, how did that little faggot worm get to play for the Skankees for a day? Think of all the young strapping athletes never getting such a chance. Amazing what power will do anymore. (Well actually money is power and has always been. The whole world is merely reverting back to the old ways, preenlightenment. Fuck the average guy.Revert them to peasantry, where they will forever remain.)
Note to Cliff: Zionism (hey Binky, stop fingering your anus)
Tessa | March 12, 2008 at 8:10 am
They could at least make it look like her. Those pictures look nothing like her!
Totoro | March 12, 2008 at 9:04 am
I find it hard to believe that some of you are saying, “But it doesn’t even look liek herrrr!!!111″……seriously guys, seriously? That’s the joke. It doesn’t look like her at all, that’s why it’s funny and pathetic, hence posted on this site.
You know what, nevermind, it DOES look like her…..from eight years ago.
47 is right | March 12, 2008 at 9:43 am
I see your point. She is now so pathetic and invalid that indeed as you say the only way more $$$$$$,$$, and $$$$$$$$$$$$$ can be milked from this aging heffer is for the capitalistic fucking pigs that rule the entertainment industry to hark back to her illusory appeal. And even at her young age she in but a shadow harkening back to her youth. And to think she is only like 26?
This country is fast becoming a second world nation. Reality tv, american idol shit shows, next depression, no manufacturing. What is gonna be left other than the poor paying for the globalist police force, I mean our military takeover of world resources?
Hey Binky, can you materialize from your single dimension as a shade into the solid world of reality and input here?
Alex | March 12, 2008 at 9:57 am
two words:
Ooooooooooohhh…FUCK…
Jess | March 12, 2008 at 1:20 pm
As stupid as the idea is, it’s not even original. Shakira had herself has a cartoon in her “Objection” video, which came out like 8 years ago. Of course, her cartoon actually LOOKED like her, but since she is thin and attractive, it works.
Plus, any remaining Britney fans are so stupid, they will look at the video and be like “oh my god ya’ll, britney is blonde again!”