After sweeping the VMAs, Britney Spears is taking the next step in her comeback by releasing her new album Circus in December. Of course, to the jaded observer such as myself, this is nowhere near as impressive as the fact that’s she been consistently wearing a bra. How’d they do that?! E! Online reports:
Jiva/Zomba, announced today that the disc will now be released Dec. 2–which, as all Britniacs know, also happens to be her 27th birthday.
“Womanizer,” the first single off Circus, will hit radio airwaves Sept. 22.
Jesus, didn’t she just release an album? This proves my long-held theory that it takes no more than five minutes to produce one of Britney’s songs. And four of those are spent telling her to stop eating the microphone. Except in the case of her next single “Crunch Crunch Nom Nom Nom This Weird Hot Dog Just Electrocuted Me, Y’all.”
EDIT: Just got a leaked sample of Brtiney’s “Womanizer” from what looks like a dance rehearsal after the jump.
I seriously hope she actually puts a little creative input into the next one. I kinda sorta hate to admit it, but I liked her last cd. I always take a listen to some of the overproduced pop junk and I couldn’t help but dig “Radar”, “Break the Ice” and “Hot as Ice” which if not for Vanessa Hudgens’ “Sneakernight” would basically have to have had basically the worst lyrics ever…basically!
that girl is some kind of fugly no matter how much weight she gains or loses. those wide-set eyes, that phony, stupid gaping mouth grin. the chins (oh, the chins) I can’t believe there was EVER a time when chicks wanted to be her and guys wanted to do her. vapid, shallow has-been.
this generations Anna Nicole? She’s definitely in the running. (no class– check. white trash– check. bad mother– check. self-absorbed– check. drug/drinking problem– check. mentally ill– check. poor taste in men– check. southern dumbell with trainwreck of a family– check. food/weight issues– check. media whore– check. self-destructive streak– check.) wow. she’s closer than I thought.
Why is this chick famous? Her face makes me fucking sick. Nice chins and neck there. Her expiration date was about 5 years ago. Try and tell me she just doesn’t look fucking ridiculous in this pic.
Of course she looks ridiculous. She looks like a retard in that picture. Her mouth is unhinged and gaping opening like ‘wahhhhh!’. She looks like a fucking idiot with no neck and skin folds melded into her fucking face. The skin folds are literally melding INTO her face. And the amazing neckless Britney’s chin just kind of sits there like a wafer on her face below her shit eating unhinged jaw with the ‘wahhhhh!’ retard smile. She looks idiotic, stupid, repulsive, ridiculous, retarded, fucking laughable, and fat faced. So yes, #53, I’d have to say I agree with you.
Album title…….”The Shit Remains The Same”
And the “TOOTHPASTE PRICE 2008″ goes to:
Has anyone else noticed what appears to be a new nose???
For the love of GOD…someone tell this over exposed hillbilly to take the fucking Hubba bubba out of her fat gap BEFORE she goes to pose for fucking PICTURES. Or, not that its possible, she could keep her big horsemouth closed.
Dear Britney, belly shirts are no longer in style. You need a hair STYLE..not those fugly extensions. Stop bleaching that straw you call hair and get a decent cut with the bangs for the love of god. Oh yeah, stop going to dance classes (you’re doing the same shit from 10 years ago) and get your ass to some parenting/life skills classes asap. Stop going shopping. Spend some time with your children. Your parents really fucked you up….don’t do the same thing to your kids. I can’t understand why you gets raves for memorizing two lines on a tv show when you aren’t even capable of adulthood and parenthood. Oh yeah…you suck too.
Has someone been able to explain when she became an astronaut?
Well i think I’m going to watch that Movie Zoo again & masturbate till this
album drops. peace to all my 7th grade homies on here.
I wish the best for Britney, and hope she makes a major come back. I’ve written a song myself that I personally feel would be perfect for her style.
Britney has been producing albums for 10 years.
You go girl.
One hint to Britney…will you quit the gaping mouth smile and double chin thingy? Practice in a mirror.
I am sooooooooo happy that Britney seems to be getting back to her old self. Her parents really do deserves some credit. If they hadn’t went in and took over, basically fighting for their daughter’s life, then who knows what would of happened. Luckily, things have turned around for Britt. I hope she remembers that your family are the only people that you can depend on to love you no matter what, they will be the ones that will be there even if you weren’t famous. Also, there are always going to be people that will criticize you and call you names, just do not listen to them. They will try to make you feel terrible about yourself. You are looking great and all of your exercising seems to of paid off because you look beautiful and healthy. Don’t listen to all these crazy people who say that you are fat because you clearly are not. You don’t want to get too skinny and look sickly. Anyway, you and your family are in my prayers, Britney , and I am so proud of you.