After sweeping the VMAs, Britney Spears is taking the next step in her comeback by releasing her new album Circus in December. Of course, to the jaded observer such as myself, this is nowhere near as impressive as the fact that’s she been consistently wearing a bra. How’d they do that?! E! Online reports:
Jiva/Zomba, announced today that the disc will now be released Dec. 2–which, as all Britniacs know, also happens to be her 27th birthday.
“Womanizer,” the first single off Circus, will hit radio airwaves Sept. 22.
Jesus, didn’t she just release an album? This proves my long-held theory that it takes no more than five minutes to produce one of Britney’s songs. And four of those are spent telling her to stop eating the microphone. Except in the case of her next single “Crunch Crunch Nom Nom Nom This Weird Hot Dog Just Electrocuted Me, Y’all.”
EDIT: Just got a leaked sample of Brtiney’s “Womanizer” from what looks like a dance rehearsal after the jump.
FRIST!!! | September 15, 2008 at 2:13 pm
I’m excited :(
jhdkhf | September 15, 2008 at 2:13 pm
fdyusgfuisdghfu
get.with.it | September 15, 2008 at 2:14 pm
What’s an ‘album’ and I thought CDs ‘dropped’? What are you?…like 80 years old?
FRIST!!! | September 15, 2008 at 2:14 pm
And I’m all alone :(
Ufal Gambor | September 15, 2008 at 2:15 pm
What year?
Ted from LA | September 15, 2008 at 2:16 pm
Look at those trophies. I didn’t realize she was an astronaut. And apparently a good one at that.
Slut | September 15, 2008 at 2:17 pm
Would you like fries with that?
veggi | September 15, 2008 at 2:17 pm
The music industry calls them albums still. It’s a fact.
Bears eat beats. Bears Beats Battlestar Galactica..
FRIST!!! | September 15, 2008 at 2:20 pm
There’s veggi!! How was your weekend? See any Britney Spears concerts? I think we should go to one…..right after seeing madonna in 1984 if we had a time machine of course..
chris | September 15, 2008 at 2:28 pm
yikes. she has more chins than chinatown.
veggi | September 15, 2008 at 2:29 pm
FRIST!!! How about Bel Biv Devo and Milli Vanili too!!
rough daddy | September 15, 2008 at 2:32 pm
I wont be surprise if veggi and frist walk the streets over the weekend earning money!
rough daddy | September 15, 2008 at 2:34 pm
Larry Rudolf have his work cut out for him!!!
FRIST!!! | September 15, 2008 at 2:34 pm
Veggi- one of the minilli’s commited suicide
Does that give you any ideas rough daddy??
FRIST!!! | September 15, 2008 at 2:36 pm
#13 your MOM has her work cut out for her..
veggi | September 15, 2008 at 2:37 pm
Are you kidding me?? How did I not know that!!!!!!
And rough daddy- I won’t be surprise
???
Why the hell can’t you form ONE complete sentence?? You seriously crack me up with your inablility to function..
Wolf Blitzer | September 15, 2008 at 2:38 pm
“KINSHASA , Congo — At least 11 people were killed in a stadium riot in eastern Congo after a soccer player tried to use witchcraft to win a local match, U.N.-backed Radio Okapi reported on Monday.”
This is 50% of Obama’s genetic heritage. And don’t try to split pubic-hairs-on-their-heads by saying it’s the Congo, not Kenya. A lump of coal is a lump of coal, no matter what cave you get it out of.
rough daddy | September 15, 2008 at 2:39 pm
lol “your mom” what is this? btw youre way too old to be using an insult like your mom! millivenilli was like 30 yrs ago…
FRIST!!! | September 15, 2008 at 2:39 pm
Heheehehehehe, that’s why I told him the other day that his mother is doing a shitty job home schooling him..
rough daddy | September 15, 2008 at 2:44 pm
“inablility” to function? veggi? Im glad a literary prize winner like you decides to grace my presence…
rough daddy | September 15, 2008 at 2:46 pm
Frist? youre cheering on a mongoloid!
FRIST!!! | September 15, 2008 at 2:50 pm
#21 your MOM’s cheering on a mongloid!!
tkf2k@hotmail.com | September 15, 2008 at 2:51 pm
Music is turning in its grave.
rough daddy | September 15, 2008 at 2:52 pm
hahaha why do i bother!
rough daddy | September 15, 2008 at 2:54 pm
wonder if Frist can beat Britney on who can find their way home?
FRIST!!! | September 15, 2008 at 2:57 pm
I don’t know, why can’t you find the shift key and capitalize something once in a while. I really don’t think you are putting in your best effort, rough daddy, if you are not careful, you will never make it to 8th grade..
gnomeria? | September 15, 2008 at 2:57 pm
shoddy over engineered main stream filth…
veggi | September 15, 2008 at 3:00 pm
My neighbors three legged retarded cat just laughed at dumb daddys typing..
ali | September 15, 2008 at 3:02 pm
@ 3. most people still call albums, albums. cds refer to a specific format, whereas albums do not. so the correct thing to say would be album. i had to clear that up for you, sorry.
rough daddy | September 15, 2008 at 3:04 pm
wow frist youre like one of those “idiot savant” except without the savant part…
rough daddy | September 15, 2008 at 3:07 pm
hahah you have a neighbor with an animal with 3 limbs? say no more Veggi…I cant imagine what you look like!
veggi | September 15, 2008 at 3:08 pm
RARRRRR!! I am a LION!! GRRRRRRR!!
New post FRIST!!
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Holly | September 15, 2008 at 3:09 pm
The average person shits 2.45 lbs per day, which is roughly 794 lbs per year, and comes to an average (78yr) lifespan total of a whopping 62,932 lbs of shit. Britney has already exceeded that limit with her music.
Jo Smo | September 15, 2008 at 3:17 pm
Holly,
I think you need to check your math….. but….. that’s still a lot of shit.
mimi | September 15, 2008 at 3:39 pm
KEEP ROCKIN’ BRITNEY!
gnomeria? | September 15, 2008 at 3:54 pm
she should flash her balls more often, might inspire her kind to buy this crap
Randal | September 15, 2008 at 3:55 pm
Although it has been awhile since the last album release, this new release will no doubt continue to be a benchmark for Britney Spears as she remains on top of the pop world with hit after smashing hit.
She has taken many of us on a roller coaster ride but strangely, has always remained buckled in her seat, smiling and enjoying life as it’s meant to be enjoyed. A beautiful mother, a wonderful singer and a great person, Britney, this is for you.
xoxo
Randal
Alex | September 15, 2008 at 4:10 pm
#37, for the win.
Lithiumlilly | September 15, 2008 at 4:25 pm
Even if her career recovers, she’ll probably get knocked up again at some point from yet another winner and everything will go back down the shitter. Babies and redneck pop-stars don’t mix.
pixie | September 15, 2008 at 4:37 pm
looks like the same vid that was ‘leaked ‘ before the VMAs but they changes the overlay music from underground to whatever this is. It even has the overly excited gay guy yell “whoo” at the same places. Excuse me while I go shoot my self in the head for even knowing this shit.
Randal wipe the sticky off your face and the man mud off your nose | September 15, 2008 at 4:38 pm
Dude, did you forget this whore is psychotic and an unfit mother not to mention is incapable of playing music on her own? She lost custody of her own children and likes to show off her ass and genitals Randal. Randal, I would love to know how you fared in your education with your remarkable powers of nonobservation.
Oh, veggi and frist, leave rough daddy alone he is correct in what he says about you two. You both need oversized chasitity belts if they make them extra large with drip cups that self deodorize.
Jay | September 15, 2008 at 5:30 pm
Britney, one pill away from a Winehouse. Good luck with that!!
Clem | September 15, 2008 at 5:36 pm
I got to 16 seconds before I had to punch my computer monitor. Same song and dance as usual….even Madonna learned to mime guitar. Fuck off Britney, you’re shit and boring.
larkie | September 15, 2008 at 5:43 pm
#3 you’re idiot
CJ | September 15, 2008 at 7:35 pm
Do you think anyone has tried to persuade her to smile without going chinless ? I can accept that she has gum in her mouth 24/7, but that thing she does with her chin is just plain gross.
woodhorse | September 15, 2008 at 8:06 pm
if only her chin wasn’t made of playdoh. I cringe every time I see a photo with her mouth wide open cause I know when I look down there is going to be Sharpei chins. She’s got enough problems without that chin.
HorribleJudgment | September 15, 2008 at 8:18 pm
#45, I see what you’re saying. She’s gotta have the gum all the time, and in order to smile, she’s gotta unhinge her jaw like a raptor, show us all her dental work, give the photogs a route down her throat, and send her chin smushing into the folds of her neck skin. NOT FLATTERING. It’s a country thing, I suppose.
Racer X | September 15, 2008 at 8:26 pm
I wouldn’t buy her music to wipe my ass with.
Tasmin | September 15, 2008 at 8:31 pm
That’s great. I liked Blackout a lot so am really looking forward to new music from Britney.
Roop | September 15, 2008 at 11:47 pm
I seriously hope she actually puts a little creative input into the next one. I kinda sorta hate to admit it, but I liked her last cd. I always take a listen to some of the overproduced pop junk and I couldn’t help but dig “Radar”, “Break the Ice” and “Hot as Ice” which if not for Vanessa Hudgens’ “Sneakernight” would basically have to have had basically the worst lyrics ever…basically!