Britney Spears releases new video, allowed near electrical equipment

December 5th, 2008 // 46 Comments

Britney Spears lit the tree in downtown Los Angeles last night as, I’m guessing, a giant “Fuck you” to New York City. She only gave the Rockefeller Center crowd a pre-taped performance. Then again, they probably wouldn’t let her nibble on the candy cane lever. Jerks. Anyway, these photos also explain the giant mushroom cloud seen over the West Coast last night.

NOTE: Included Britney really milking the Madonna thing in her new video “Circus.” That sentence came out all kinds of wrong…

Photos: WENN
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  1. Fluffy Butt

    .UMMM

    she’s holdin the head of that mic rather well. (ahem!)

  2. Racer X

    Milk it Daddy, milk it!

    /FAIL

  3. french_guy

    She’s so fine while smiling :)

  4. lala

    I may be the most ignorant person in the world right now but what does this have to do with “milking the Madonna thing”?

  5. havoc

    Madonna milk.

    It does a body good.

    .

  6. Richard McBeef

    Can ya ever close your mouth, ya skank bitch?

  7. p0nk

    When did they change the Jerry Lewis Telethon from Labor Day to Christmas?

  8. Pink

    I actually like the video and the song. yes she is a skank puppet but her puppeteers are damn good!

  9. Kristen

    Holy sh*t, could she possibly promote her damn fragrance any more?

  10. A

    She was never unattractive to me.
    ffs, she was pregnant, and all people could do was talk shit about her.
    I don’t even like her music, but I think it’s insane when people won’t leave the poor woman alone.
    8, how the fuck do you know that Britney is a “skank puppet” do you know her personally? I don’t see any proof that you do, you bitch.
    Eat shit and choke.

  11. A

    She was never unattractive to me.
    ffs, she was pregnant, and all people could do was talk shit about her.
    I don’t even like her music, but I think it’s insane when people won’t leave the poor woman alone.
    8, how the fuck do you know that Britney is a “skank puppet” do you know her personally? I don’t see any proof that you do, you bitch.
    Eat shit and choke.

  12. Kerry Vaughn

    Her double chin is WAY annoying. Turkey neck turkey neck GOBBLE GOBBLE

  13. mimi

    WHY DONT YOU LEAVE HER ALONE YOU ANIMALS

  14. Bob

    She does resemble madonna in the video… hope she stops before she winds up looking like madonna does now…

    http://internetmiscellanea.blogspot.com/

  15. jrz

    “If I pull this hare stick thang…..I ain’t gonna git a baby in mah belly uh-gan, am I?

  16. joanna

    amazing video!!! LOVE!!!!!!!

  17. Freak from the Internet

    LEAVE BRITANY ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  18. Ted Kennedy's Tumor

    The only person I have any respect for on that stage is Brittney. That fucking mayor of LA, needs to be put in jail. Illegal allien loving peice of shit.

    Blame him the next time your car insurance goes up because of all the illegals with no insurance at all and this pricks standing order to the police to not turn in illegals to ICE.

    Die you scum.

    Brittney looks quite well in these photos.

  19. caljenna

    The guy on the left looks veeeerrry nervous…

  20. MadOnna

    Psycho-smile.
    Not interested in the video though.

  21. Sport

    Uh oh, crazy fucked up Brit face is back. She is off the meds.
    Coming soon – pink fake wig Britney.

  22. Harry

    Still hate her music, but I’d jackhammer that all weekend.

    Britney’s back, bitches.

  23. Tinner

    God I hate her smile: it really shows what a dumb backwater cunt she is…

  24. p0nk

    Praying for mimi.

  25. Massa'

    I’d still fuck her.

    Why is there two porch monkeys on the stage with her? It would’ve been real nice to see the coons strung up and lit on fire.

  26. lulu

    ok song, great video! i can’t believe i’m actually smiling and happy that she put something together that’s actually half way decent.

    wow, what is wrong with me…are we in another dimension?

    @25 – in the words of “A” – “eat shit and choke”

  27. anjee

    Anyone else notice in the video she doesn’t really dance? Her dancers are amazing, but she doesn’t do a whole lot.

  28. anjee

    Anyone else notice in the video she doesn’t really dance? Her dancers are amazing, but she doesn’t do a whole lot.

  29. Camel

    Anjee, you’re SO fat.

  30. Kate

    I actually like “Womanizer”. I know I know. But its good to work out to. And I have to say I love her coat. But she looks flat out retarded when she makes that face. I would like to smack that right off her. I still think she’s doing way too much and is once again being used by the money people in her life. She had a fucking breakdown less than a year ago and she’s going to go out on tour now?

    Cue up the crazy train. I can’t wait.

  31. Jackie O's

    #18. Unless you are native american you are an illegal alien too, and why do you think “Los Angeles” has a name in spanish you idiot?. Perhaps if you had not been so busy being a racist bigot you could have helped prevent filthy banks from abusing the system so much that now the whole country heads to another depression.

  32. ummm...yeah

    All of you moutherfuckers are stupid assholes! God! Could you be anymore pathetic?
    That skank almost kills her kids…she goes and tapes the performance…what the fuck do you mean “she’s back”? The skanky, backwoods hoe is still doing erratic shit, “I’m gonna doit,” I’m not gonna do it”, umm.ok maybe”, …ect… is that sane?
    Shitney needs to go sit the fuck down somewhere and take her fuckin meds the right way.
    Each and everyone of you know that bitch CAN’T sing, dance, or act. That bitch needs to go do porn…you don’t need any fucking talent for that except the one that comes natural for her…sucking and fucking, and practically NO talking.

  33. JPRichardson

    Appart from being wrose than ugly in comparison to her former self, and that it is just a matter of time before she goes back into her reign of madness and self-destruction, and that she is an untalented crazy fuck profiting from her “notoriety”, what it really bothers me is that sick, stupid fake smile on her bloated face….

  34. JPRichardson

    Appart from being wrose than ugly in comparison to her former self, and that it is just a matter of time before she goes back into her reign of madness and self-destruction, and that she is an untalented crazy fuck profiting from her “notoriety”, what it really bothers me is that sick, stupid fake smile on her bloated face….

  35. AnnaDraconida

    FAIL

  36. Kami

    It’s funny that other people have noticed what I’ve been thinking lately, that she is really cribbing from Madonna lately! First the identical outfit for that performance, now in this video she totally reminds me of Madonna in the ‘Express Yourself’ video, with the hair style and lingerie and everything. Those two seem to have a kind of an incestuous little relationship anyway, so who knows whether they’re both deciding to do that.

  37. She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site “”"” W e a l t h y D a t e r . c o m”"”"”" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now?

  38. She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site “”"” W e a l t h y D a t e r . c o m”"”"”" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now?

  39. Dozer

    I don’t get the rave about this video. It looks like a cut and paste of a Madonna video with dirt and digitally filtered singing.

  40. Just_As_it_Is

    In the first pic it looks like they just copied and pasted Britney’s smile on the guy next to her.

  41. Wow, she really IS ripping on Madonna. How could you watch that video and not see the obvious Madonna influence? Man…

  42. MONDO

    i don’t have the ability or the patience, but could somebody photoshop her giving the dude on the right a hand job?

  43. be honest: YOU STILL BELIEVE THIS FAKER, folks?
    just unbelievible!!

  44. booya

    wow, she actually looks really great

  45. okgoodanswer

    The bottom line is this: Britney will never really be as big as she was, because her entire image was based on being sexy, young, and available. She was hot, but not so hot that it was intimating. She looked like the slutty hot girl you might have a shot with if she was drunk enough. But then she got older, got knocked up, got divorced, and she’s now that girl where you think “wow, she used to be a lot hotter” and once you find out she has kids, find her sluttiness more pathetic instead of amusing and hot. In fact, I bet if she didn’t have those kids she could totally rebound from this divorce thing no problem and keep her image.

  46. Anon

    dude, i hate this fucking cunt, she was shaving heads and dating losers and fucking becoming fat…now she is back and people love her anough 2 lite christmas tree’s? then this fucking fat cunt DOESNT LITE NYC”S!? fuck u britney i hope u die in a car crash.

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