Britney Spears released

February 6th, 2008 // 85 Comments

Britney Spears is out of the psych ward and back in her Benz (above). The conservatorship is still in effect. Its purpose is to allow Britney to focus on her treatment while her dad handles her financial affairs, according to TMZ:

TMZ has learned UCLA doctors determined Britney did not pose the legal danger to herself or to others, such that they could continue to hold her against her will.
As a result, she was released today and we’re told she’s already back home.

Maybe she no longer posed a threat to herself because, I dunno, Sam Luf[insert funny word here] wasn’t mixing her up a daily Frappucino con Rohypnol. Yeah, okay, maybe he added a dash of Adderall for flavor like she likes it, but still.

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  1. 23apples

    Uhhhh, recent Sam Lufti drugging or not, she was a nutso, or at least a huge ass airhead before all this happened. Remember when she married K-Fed? Remember their reality show? Remember all the incidents involving her not being good at parenting?

    Also, no disrespect whatsoever to #33, I understand you had your own experience and are angry about what happened and that Britney gets special treatment (truth!), but I just wanted to point out that you don’t have to have psychotic symptoms to be classified as having a manic episode. Technically Britney fits the criteria for an episode, but no one really knows for sure since the drugs could have caused it. I’m pretty sure if she isn’t harming anyone or herself and is stable enough to function, the hospital can (or even have to by law) release her.

  2. Last! who cares anyways???

    Really who the fuck cares who is first??? Are we like in grade school here or what?

  3. Last! who cares anyways???

    Really who the fuck cares who is first??? Are we like in grade school here or what?

  4. Last! who cares anyways???

    Really who the fuck cares who is first??? Are we like in grade school here or what?

  5. Mixedsugar

    the whole family is like the modern day “beverly hillbillies”. but that aside, poor girl, I honestly am concerned for her….I’d go crazy if people were following me around 24-7.

  6. caljenna66

    @ 46, 49, 52, 53, 54…evidently YOU do

  7. I really don’t get why some of her MISINFORMED fans insist people are jealous of Britney. I can’t think of one person who wants her life.

  8. I really don’t get why some of her MISINFORMED fans insist people are jealous of Britney. I can’t think of one person who wants her life.

  9. Ript1&0

    Oh my god. OH my GOD!!! OMG!!! THEY LET BRITNEY OUT!!! wAIT, Wait.

    omg My prayers were answered. Yes Brit Brit! I love you!!! Now we can go back to fun fun fun in multiple outfits and wigs!!! YAY!! fuck those people who locked you up, you are totally sane and need to do your thang.

    Lutfuck should still die though. That douche is no fun at all – doesn’t know how to make a proper crushed pill cocktail. Anti-psychos, no. Anti-anxes….. maybe. But still, who needs that shit when you can go flit around? Here we go again!!

  10. Poopaprza

    #55,

    She’s not going crazy because the paps are following her around. She wants them to follow her, and she even calls them in advance, so they won’t miss her movements!

    She’ll really be going crazy, none of this crying “Wolf” shit, when they stop following her.

    By the way, you should rent the old, black and white, movie ‘Sunset Boulevard” it would help you understand all of this strange adult behavior.

  11. poo

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    Make her go back. Fuck I don’t want to see this woman out and about.

  12. Last! who cares anyways???

    You can blame the multiple posts on this shitty site! Each time I tried to post, “it said page can not be displayed”.

    Really I don’t think my post was good enough to post 3 times LOL

  13. sunny

    Last!

  14. FRT

    CLEAR THE STREETS…LOCK UP YOUR SONS AND DAUGHTERS…HIDE THE CATS AND DOGS…BOLT THE DOORS AND WINDOWS…THERE IS A FUCKING LUNATIC OUT AND ABOUT! PROTECT YOURSELF AT ALL TIMES WITH A 12 GAUGE SHOTGUN!

  15. FRT

    CLEAR THE STREETS…LOCK UP YOUR SONS AND DAUGHTERS…HIDE THE CATS AND DOGS…BOLT THE DOORS AND WINDOWS…THERE IS A FUCKING LUNATIC OUT AND ABOUT! PROTECT YOURSELF AT ALL TIMES WITH A 12 GAUGE SHOTGUN!

  16. Ted from LA

    Does anyone else get writer’s block whenever Britney appears? It’s like making fun of a disabled person, or a midget, or a one legged man in an ass kicking contest, or a morbidly obese person at a McDonalds, or a homeless drunk begging for money, or an NFL football player in prison for killing dogs, or a Catholic priest for having weiner placement problems, or a president who can’t say the word nuclear even though he has his finger on the button, or Dr. Phil for looking like a 6 foot 2 inch penis, or Oprah for having a 240 pound ass (I’m talking about Dr. Phil again), or Rachel Ray for being so fucking loud, or Maury for having no soul and exploiting uneducated hillbillies and hicks (is that redundant?), etc.

  17. Dick Dicks

    It begins again tomorrow!

    The crazy train has just pulled in to the station.

    Thanks, Britney!

  18. I heart Ted

    @67, I thought Ted Casablanca was the only Ted I adored, but clearly I was wrong. Please write a book or do a stand-up tour or something. Truly fabulous. My humble appreciation…xoxo

  19. Ted from LA

    Funny you say that… I “talk” for a living, but always wanted to do stand-up or a one-man show. I’m pretty busy with my real talking job, but often think about stepping out. The one-man show is really appealing to me. In my real job, most of my colleagues are serious. Needless to say, I don’t fit in…

    On a more Ted from LA note… I see you’re #69.. HE SHOOTS, HE SCORES!!!

  20. Ted from LA

    #69 again,
    I just saw the XOXO. Were I come from that means oral sex and heavy petting. Schwing!!! 69 means the former times two in case you’re an innocent non-slut (which I am guessing you are).

    Oprah has a new show coming out. “GiveBig” or something like that. I hope it isn’t referring to her pussy or butthole. Maybe it refers to that giant penis Dr. Fill (which is short for landfill).

  21. tc

    Phish, you old tart.

    If you want to know a simple javascript to stop the double-posting, send me an email, and I will let you know the two or three lines of code for free.

  22. RENEE...

    God, I know its evil of me, but I can’t seem to help it! Everytime I see this wacked out bitches mug I just think…Why, oh why couldn’t she have been the one to bite the dust, instead of Heath Ledger?! Its just not fair!!! Yeah, thats cruel and I don’t really wish her dead. I’m just mad because Heath was a real talent and contribution to the world, whereas Britney…well, at this point….she’s just putting other people in harm’s way with all the chaos she creates around her. I hope she gets help but I just don’t know if she’s really “fixable” anymore at this point. And I’m REALLY sick of hearing about her. I wish she would just move out of L.A and go in seclusion somewhere and get well; I think its her only hope.

  23. Get your SAVE Britney t-shirt

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    SAVE BRITNEY

    Somebody needs to SAVE her now!

  24. mamadough

    i love how SOMETHING needs to be blamed, drugs, sam leftnutfuck, her parents, her being batshit crazy….whatever happened to the fact that she might just be a stupid asshole?

  25. PrettyBaby

    I wonder who the fuck is responsible for letting her out.

    But more importantly, I wonder which of her pussy-chinned losers she’ll fuck first. The one who fucks her mama or the one that drugs her. I need to ponder this.

  26. FCS

    Oh yeah this is a good idea.

  27. That Wacky Britney

    I wonder what That Wacky Britney will do today. Her antics remind me of Lucille Ball and her sidekick Ethel in the comedy “I Love Lucy.”

  28. Whitman

    Ted rocks. I’m on board with the career change- parley that incisive wit into a writing or stand up.

    I love Britney. She can rehab at my house, and I promise not to steal her personal belongings or piss on any of the dead.

  29. Whitman

    PS: I lost most of my sense of humor in law school, and the rest in the divorce, so y’all have been a treat to hang with…

  30. Salesman Terry

    What fantastic news, Britney! Hugs to you!

  31. jason

    she is so beautiful.. but someone said she joined an online service
    SugarMommaMatch.c it is a site for men to date sexy women or rich women date cute men.. spoil and support
    them. what a f slur..

  32. tom petty and the lipsinkers

    This whole thing is a big media attention act. She is the queen media whore.
    Some asshole is writing a screenplay right now and Brittany will make millions in royalties.
    They got it all figured out and stupid fuckers like the public buy the mags and rags that pay for her phoney drama.

  33. Sara J.

    You know what’s funny, I just found this sloppy book report that Britney wrote in elemntary school on the Auction Network. It’s for sale at some Grammy Awards Auction, and it looks like she was just as crazy when she was a little kid. The thing’s scribbled on notebook paper with crayon all over it. What’s even funnier is the book she wrote it on: “No Talent Kid” by Kurt Vonnegut. I found it at http://www.auctionnetwork.com/?channelId=1&categoryId=21&clipId=491&autoStart=true&utm_source=bookmark&utm_medium=bookmark&utm_campaign=bookmark

  34. Sara J.

    You know what’s funny, I just found this sloppy book report that Britney wrote in elemntary school on the Auction Network. It’s for sale at some Grammy Awards Auction, and it looks like she was just as crazy when she was a little kid. The thing’s scribbled on notebook paper with crayon all over it. What’s even funnier is the book she wrote it on: “No Talent Kid” by Kurt Vonnegut. I found it at http://www.auctionnetwork.com/?channelId=1&categoryId=21&clipId=491&autoStart=true&utm_source=bookmark&utm_medium=bookmark&utm_campaign=bookmark

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