Britney Spears released

February 6th, 2008 // 85 Comments

Britney Spears is out of the psych ward and back in her Benz (above). The conservatorship is still in effect. Its purpose is to allow Britney to focus on her treatment while her dad handles her financial affairs, according to TMZ:

TMZ has learned UCLA doctors determined Britney did not pose the legal danger to herself or to others, such that they could continue to hold her against her will.
As a result, she was released today and we’re told she’s already back home.

Maybe she no longer posed a threat to herself because, I dunno, Sam Luf[insert funny word here] wasn’t mixing her up a daily Frappucino con Rohypnol. Yeah, okay, maybe he added a dash of Adderall for flavor like she likes it, but still.

Photo: INFdaily.com
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  1. moobs

    Loser!

  2. Hallery

    FIRST you smegma chugging loose hairy cunts

  3. JoBOO

    FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  4. Shazaam

    Turd.

  5. JoBOO

    FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  6. JoBOO

    FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!

  7. Nicky

    I hate bashing someone who is mentally unstable but honest to fuck can she just get her act together already?

  8. meh

    No matter how many times you post it, you’re still not first dude.

  9. Britney

    I’ve ’bout adderall I could take, what what?

  10. Nicky

    What a waste of a perfectly awesome car.

  11. Sounds from Britney's house

    brrrrrp splllipt bloop bloop splash fffppth

  12. The real Hallery

    I’ve been impersonated! #2 McLoven? Is that you? I told you I would send you those nude pics asap. Calm down.

    As for Brittany, how did she get out so soon? More importantly, when is someone going to take that cheap ugly lipstick away from her?

    I blame her madness on all of those c sections she had.

  13. i can’t wait until britney just lives out of her car. she’d put her kids in the trunk and squeal “hey boys! you like mamma’s new playground! you know i luv ma children!!”

  14. I still say I needs me a Lufti. I don’t want to make decisions, and hey, somehow he gets the drugs..

  15. Igottabemeeee

    They determined that she isn’t a risk to harm herself or others, and then they turn her loose to drive on public streets? Oh the irony!

  16. Jamie's Uterus

    Couldn’t they have just left her in the hospital so we could be Britney-free? Enough with this wacko.

  17. nipolian

    It is time somebody gave Brit a gun……..seriously.

  18. So how long before we see her at the local Starbacks ordering a Venti Crapachino with a shaved head and speaking with an English accent??

  19. woodhorse

    I feel bad because Luftsuana was giving her all those drugs and she still drives better than I do. Year of the Rat.

  20. booboo

    Just to let you yanks know, a birmingham pakistani accent is not an english accent.

    FIRST!!!!

  21. #18, she’s probably been there already..

    #19, you beat me to that one….

  22. Mandi

    Alright, who’s cock do I have to suck around here in order to stop having every GOD DAMN move this crazy whore makes broadcast on every media outlet in the world!?!

  23. caljenna66

  24. @22 Mandi. That would be mine!!

  25. caljenna66

    Where are all the men folk yelling ‘mine!’ @22?

  26. caljenna66

    Where are all the men folk yelling ‘mine!’ @22?

  27. Hallery

    #22 That would be McLoven’s.

  28. Snarf

    SOMEBODY WARN STARBUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  29. caljenna66

    hee hee…and girl folk too….

    and i hate it when it posts twice, I only hit that damn button once!!!

  30. @28 Hallery, I was hoping you would offer..

  31. Hallery

    #25 McLoven
    Somehow I knew you’d be first to scream for the bj.

  32. BiPolar Kid

    See, I told you that there is nothing wrong with her. If she was anywhere close to a Manic phase, she would still be in the hospital. The bipolars that I’ve seen when my mom was in the hospital, many times, were 150% worse than Britney. They were all paranoid, delusional, and psychotic, going to buy Starbucks and fast-food everyday, and driving around aimlessly in California does not make one bipolar or crazy; otherwise, the whole state would have to be quarantined.

    She’s not bipolar, but she does have a severe character disorder and that is why she is so fucked up.

    All of this has nothing to do with the so called drug milkshake that her money, hungry, little shit parents made-up so they would be appointed her conservators.

    Also, K-Fed must be so pissed because if he were still Mr. Spears, he would have his hands on all of her cash and not her daddy-pie.

    I am just so sick of all of the preferential treatment that Britney and her family have gotten from law enforcement and the hospital staff at Cedars and UCLA. It makes me so nauseated that I think I am going to go puke now…

    I know first hand what it is like to get a bipolar parent admitted into a CA Rehab facility, that’s what they are call now, and if you call the police to catch them in their Manic phase, the police don’t take your nutty loved one to the hospital/rehab facility of your choice, but they they take them to LA County jail for processing first, and then later, much later – could be days, they will move them to a Rehab facility that treats druggies, drunks, bipolars, and anyone else that they can’t find a category for.

    I could write a book on this subject, but I’m just so disgusted by all of the things that Britney has gotten away with and reading peoples’ comments about how sad it is that she is mentally ill.

    She is not mentally ill, or she would not be out this soon.

    She is just a media whore that perhaps maybe on drugs and/or steroids.

    Please Die Britney
    or go and volunteer at a facility for bipolars and see what you’re really missing. Not a pretty site is it!

  33. Hallery

    #31 McLoven

    I would but I’m having some dental work done right now.

  34. BiPolar Kid

    See, I told you that there is nothing wrong with her. If she was anywhere close to a Manic phase, she would still be in the hospital. The bipolars that I’ve seen when my mom was in the hospital, many times, were 150% worse than Britney. They were all paranoid, delusional, and psychotic, going to buy Starbucks and fast-food everyday, and driving around aimlessly in California does not make one bipolar or crazy; otherwise, the whole state would have to be quarantined.

    She’s not bipolar, but she does have a severe character disorder and that is why she is so f u c k ed up.

    All of this has nothing to do with the so called drug milkshake that her money, hungry, little shit parents made-up so they would be appointed her conservators.

    Also, K-Fed must be so pissed because if he were still Mr. Spears, he would have his hands on all of her cash and not her daddy-pie.

    I am just so sick of all of the preferential treatment that Britney and her family have gotten from law enforcement and the hospital staff at Cedars and UCLA. It makes me so nauseated that I think I am going to go puke now…

    I know first hand what it is like to get a bipolar parent admitted into a CA Rehab facility, that’s what they are call now, and if you call the police to catch them in their Manic phase the police don’t take your nutty loved one to the hospital/rehab facility of your choice, but they they take them to LA County jail for processing first, and then later, much later – could be days, they will move them to a Rehab facility that treats druggies, drunks, bipolars, and anyone else that they can’t find a catagory for.

    I could write a book on this subject, but I’m just so disgusted by all of the things that Britney has gotten away with and reading peoples’ comments about how sad it is that she is mentally ill.

    She is not mentally ill, or she would not be out this soon.

    She is just a media whore that perhaps maybe on drugs and/or steroids.

    Please Die Britney
    or go and volunteer at a facility for bipolars and see what you’re really missing. Not a pretty site is it!

  35. @32 Hallery, if someone is offering I am not going to let it pass by.

  36. Pattie

    Why is she wearing a trash can on her head.

  37. @34 Hallery, Tomoorow is good for me.. You think I am some kind of pig don’t you??

  38. Auntie Kryst

    This makes me kind of sad. I had a whole slew of One Flew Over the Cukoo’s Nest jokes ready for her extended stay…damn.

    Mmm, juicyfruit.

  39. Damn, Now I am going to have to watch that movie tonight. Thanks Auntie Kryst..

  40. Hallery

    #38 McLoven,

    Of course not. I adore pig, er, I mean big penises.

  41. Auntie Kryst

    McLovin, a little dab will do ya – y’all (had to add a Britney twist to that). Shit, now I feel like watching it again too.

  42. @41 Hallery,

    Thanks, I am glad you adore me..

  43. Britney's Residence

    Does anyone know Britney’s address because I want to go to the library and collect subscription cards from all of the self-help, cooking, parenting, marriage, psychology, coffee, clothes buying, diet, animal, and whatever else that might be appropriate, magazines and have them sent to her house.

    He He He!!!! What a Hoot!!!

    And, then I ‘ll order 100 taco items from Taco Bell and more junk from Carl’s Jr. to make up for what I did to her with the magazines. She’ll like that…

  44. I was FRIST to say MINE!!!

  45. Last! who cares anyways???

    Really who the fuck cares who is first??? Are we like in grade school here or what?

  46. I would be happy to blow you FRIST..

  47. Day at the Races

    The only reason that Britney didn’t fly out of the cuckoo’s nest yesterday was because of the election. The federalies had to make sure that she was locked up as not to take away any media attention from the boring candidates.

  48. Last! who cares anyways???

    Really who the fuck cares who is first??? Are we like in grade school here or what?

  49. Philip McGraw PhD

    In my professional opinion, Brit’s departure ensemble (oversized shades and brain-damaged clown hat) indicates that we should expect some additional misadventures.

    Folks, when you’re standing by the cage and a monkey flings poop your way, you can’t say you were really expecting a folk dance and a cheese soufflĂ©.

    So don’t stand by the cage, wipe off the souvenirs and just let the girl work this out in the traditional ways of her people–alcohol, drugs and vehicular manslaughter.

    Note to McLoven. Let it pass by son. Why buy a poke in a pig?

    –Dr Phil

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