Britney Spears receives advice

July 6th, 2005 // 1 Comment

bspears_purplepreg.jpgA publicity-seeking Manhattan physician has issued a press release commenting on Britney Spears’ rumored bleeding, bad diet, and overactive sex life, saying “Spotting midterm is grounds for a high-risk pregnancy. Britney may need to be put on ‘pelvic rest,’ which may include full-time bed rest and no sex.”

Right off the bat you know this doctor is crazy, because he’s recommending Britney Spears not have sex. Britney Spears not having pregnant hillbilly sex would be like me not eating this delicious looking steak I stole from my neighbor. It’s just not going to happen.

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  1. memory cards | May 29, 2010 at 2:06 am

    When I was in college with anxiety, my work campus for a sandwich made me feel so good. I was too busy to worry about anything. Got my blood flowing and my brain stopped retreading the paths do not worry, again and again.

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