This is so old. I’m in NZ and it’s been out here for ages. So in other news……
Man she’s dumb. I’d hit it still.
of course she uses “air quotes”. She’s an “air head”
Greatest. Meltdown. Ever.
I have officially exhausted all my cuntiness regarding Britney. I now only feel twinges of pity combined with annoyance of hearing all about her fucked up life.
GAHHH! Couldn’t watch more than a few minutes. And I agree, this is very old news.
I read somewhere that Matt Lauer ABSOLUTELY refused to do the sit down until a HazMat team was brought in to clear the smell of unwashed crotches and stale tabaca’ outta the room with high pressure hoses from tanker trucks filled with Fabreze.
Love the part where she says,
“I’ve wept with the world…” in response to his question as to whether she’s cried over being called a bad mom.
What an ass.
In order to gain the public’s respect or your own self-respect back, please follow these 6 simple rules:
1. Lose 20 lbs.
2. Lose K-Fed in a public display of “gofuckyourselfyoufreeloadingloser-youhaveasmallpenisanyway”
3. Let the manny handle the children, you stick to working out and making money.
4. STOP CHEWING EFFING GUM WITH YOUR MOUTH OPEN!
5. Whenever stepping foot in public, hire a hair & makeup artist and a stylist. They do it for a living, you stick to trying to sing.
6. Never use air quotes ever again unless your “quoting someone”.
Poor Britters, all that was missing was a great big lactating booby popping out.
Matt Lauer looks like at times he’s trying not to bust out laughing at her and point and make sounds like children do when they see the baboons at the zoo.
And at other times he looks like he’s thinking “Goddamnit, they never made Brokow interview a dim-witted hick like this!!!”
Anyone see the TMZ article about how she’s slipping back to Louisiana?
One of her false eyelashes even fell off when she started to cry. And, it’ll continue to drive me crazy – spit out the fuckin’ gum COUNTRY!!
I guess when you’re “cuntry” you figure there isn’t much difference between going on national television and going to a NASCAR race.
She gives the term “double wide” all new meaning, but being preggers, I guess I can forgive that. What she really needs to do is lose 160 pounds of K-Fag.
she’s chewing gum during an interview… i can’t believe it.
Love that she threw Julia Roberts under the bus. Nothing is better for your career than pissing off somebody more powerful in the entertainment industry than yourself.
Isn’t it amazing that she can chew gum and shed tears at the same time?
Why doesn’t she just crank out a few pornos and get it over with?
Your 15 minutes are up dumbass – fifteen minutes of fame is too much.
Britney falls into that rare category for whom fifteen seconds of fame is too much.
Britney Spears to play doctor with me in my trailor,
caress my balls in her mouth,
and smear my man goo in her hair.
What disturbed me most about the interview (I caught it on TV; I’m a failure, I know) is the way her shirt fit like a thong. It’s totally okay to gain weight like that when you’re pregnant, but is it that hard to pick REMOTELY FLATTERING CLOTHES? It was utterly disgusting to watch.
I was never a big Britney fan but I have to admit I feel terrible for her at this point in her life. Clearly she is not in a good place in her personal life, and she has had people taking care of everything for her since she was a child. She was sheltered and exploited at the same time, and now that she has grown-out of her hot-teenager jail bait persona, she has been tossed aside.
You can’t possibly believe that the Dateline people couldn’t have forced her to use thier hair and make-up people. She NEEDED this interview, she set it up! And where is her mother?? Seriously, no one is looking out for this girl. They left her to sink or swin and she is so obviously drowning.
That was so awful, I have the sudden urge to go drink moonshine and walk barefoot into a public bathroom.
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