Britney Spears has had all her visitation rights suspended because she won’t comply with court orders. Apparently she failed to give the drug testing people contact information so they could reach her for random tests, so the LA County Commissioner took away all her visitation rights. TMZ reports:
The order reads, “Petitioner’s (Britney’s) visitation with the minor children is suspended pending Petitioner’s compliance with the court orders … The parenting coach is to submit a report to the court and counsel prior to October 26, 2007.”
It’s not like the judge is asking her to find Noah’s Ark. All Britney has to do to see her kids is basically give the drug testing people a name and a phone number. The only way they could make it any easier is if they required her not to murder anybody. And even then she’d probably still mess it up, showing up to court with a bloody knife and a bag filled with decapitated heads.
Josh Simpson | October 18, 2007 at 3:20 pm
Will she please do us all a favor and die?
first time | October 18, 2007 at 3:20 pm
we already knew that!
veg | October 18, 2007 at 3:20 pm
Did she borrow TT’s maid outfit?
jamie | October 18, 2007 at 3:20 pm
third?!
first time | October 18, 2007 at 3:21 pm
I was like SECOND! wow
jamie | October 18, 2007 at 3:21 pm
her weave is looking really nasty
Sam Hain | October 18, 2007 at 3:24 pm
I feel like I know where she is at any given point in time, maybe she should have just called Starbucks?
Beatriz Chinchilladiaz | October 18, 2007 at 3:24 pm
We love you Brit.. keep it nice and sexy = D
Beatriz Chinchilladiaz | October 18, 2007 at 3:25 pm
I am responding to Mr.Josh Simpson
Why don’t you do us ALL a favor and YOU die!! You big freaken Jerk.. don’t read about Brit if you dont’ like her stupid Idiot!!!!
Frick | October 18, 2007 at 3:26 pm
Is it just me or is her hairline receding? Sexy! Man, I wish she would just take a bunch of valium, go into one of those tanning booths she’s always in and pass out for like 8 hours straight. That would be fricken great. She would come out looking like a damn lobster. But you know, she’s got important stuff to do in the world every day…like go tanning, go to Starbucks, random gas stations…and shopping of course! What a VIP.
Beatriz Chinchilladiaz | October 18, 2007 at 3:27 pm
I like to do deep asshole scratching and then smell my fingers in public.
Andie | October 18, 2007 at 3:30 pm
It’s like I’ve always said, it makes no sense.
You have to take a class and get a license to catch a damn fish in this country.
But any selfish cow with a functional twat can give birth and call themself a parent.
Yeah, it makes no sense at all> I don’t get it. This woman makes me sick
Realist | October 18, 2007 at 3:31 pm
Beatriz Chincilladiaz, people read about Britney BECAUSE they don’t like her and it amuses them to see the horrific trainwreck she is. Almost gotten to a point where it’s sad though. I bet your finers smell NASTY…
monk | October 18, 2007 at 3:32 pm
Hhahahahahahahahaah
MrSemprini | October 18, 2007 at 3:33 pm
Umm, she’s wearing those boots, AGAIN! I HATE those boots! I just wanna set them on FIRE! FIRE!!! Then, I would BLOW THEM UP!!!
Cheetos, anyone?
W T F ? | October 18, 2007 at 3:33 pm
She’s mentally sick. The fact that she wont change purses or boots is a sign. Obsessive-complusiive. Hey Lynne – get your daughter some mental help.
Giggles | October 18, 2007 at 3:33 pm
Can she possibly behave in a more self-destructive manner?
Realist | October 18, 2007 at 3:34 pm
I eat my own dandruff.
FRIST!!! | October 18, 2007 at 3:37 pm
I got kicked off the fish for commenting too many times.
I got kicked off the fish for commenting too many times.
I got kicked off the fish for commenting too many times.
I got kicked off the fish for commenting too many times.
I think they are just pissed I called it TheSTUPIDficial
ph7 | October 18, 2007 at 3:38 pm
She sure knows how to pick out ugly clothes. What a hillbilly.
nina | October 18, 2007 at 3:39 pm
Britney please change those shoes!
Beatriz Chincilladiaz | October 18, 2007 at 3:40 pm
I just sharted, but it was mostly shit and very little gas, so maybe that would just be considered shitting myself.
Chef | October 18, 2007 at 3:40 pm
I figured it out. Britney wears those glasses everywhere and has always has that dumb cunt leading her by the arm, BECAUSE SHE IS BLIND!
That would explain EVERYTHING. Not being able to see her clothes or what she wore the day before, not being able to see her messy hair in the mirror, running into parked cars, fumbling around on stage at the MTV awards, on and on and on.
Texas Tranny | October 18, 2007 at 3:43 pm
@3 Veg,
Hell no, you know my maid’s uniforms are way more feminine and sexy that what this bitch is wearing.
Annabel | October 18, 2007 at 3:44 pm
No, tell me she isn’t wearing “The Boots”. Please, somebody tell me she isn’t wearing “The Boots” !!!
blugardenia | October 18, 2007 at 3:44 pm
less drugs mean clearer skin on brit. that’s a positive.
That's Hot | October 18, 2007 at 3:46 pm
Brown boots, black dress, white purse and accessories, rat’s nest weave, missing fake nails……………nice! She’s trash and part of me enjoys watching her fall on her face but there is a part of me that wants to smack her, smack her mother and smack everyone around her until they realize that she’s sick and need help.
LabotomizedHilton | October 18, 2007 at 3:46 pm
Wouldn’t most people be embarrased if the state decided they were to stupid to raise thier own children? Wouldn’t most people care about their own children? You know it’s kind of gone beyond making fun of Brit for being pathetic, now I am actually begining to hate her to the point that I hope she develops painfull cervical cancer (which is gonna happen anyway cause there is no way she doesn’t have HPV by now) and slowly dies alone. That or chokes on a ham sandwich and dies in a pool of her own feces. Either or.
GetSomeNewF-ingShoes! | October 18, 2007 at 3:46 pm
Are those hair extensions in her fuzzy pit in pic 6?
veggi | October 18, 2007 at 3:47 pm
Pic 7 really should be scratch n sniff.
T | October 18, 2007 at 3:47 pm
AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGG!
Those boots and that Versace bag! Please STOP IT ALREADY!
BaldAsBritney | October 18, 2007 at 3:47 pm
OH MY GOD IT”S THE BOOTS! PLEASE GOD NO
Mike | October 18, 2007 at 3:48 pm
#19 FRIST how are you back here then?
Oh and why the FUCK doesn’t Britney Spears wear some sexy high heels or some sexy shoes, but NO, she wears those fuckin boots all the time. All I want to do is see more leg, and she could fuckin wear a shorter skirt.
* Miss Universe | October 18, 2007 at 3:48 pm
why should she be required to take a drug test to see her kids?????
The kids WANT to see their mommy – the Judge is harming them, not her.
GetSomeNewF-ingShoes! | October 18, 2007 at 3:49 pm
about 29 – Sorry, pic 7 not 6. Not a good day…
Shallow Val | October 18, 2007 at 3:49 pm
just our of curiosity, I would love to know what drugs she’s doing. OK, I can see the coke and pot, but what else?
suka | October 18, 2007 at 3:49 pm
She’s still alive?
sick sick bitch !!!
LayDeeBug | October 18, 2007 at 3:51 pm
HEY FRIST,
How do you get kicked off the fish? Seems ter me that taint fair. O crap, I siad taint (heehee).
Mike | October 18, 2007 at 3:53 pm
#38 LayDeeBug, how are you doing?
The Judge | October 18, 2007 at 3:54 pm
I’m really not sure why Ms. Spears does not comply with my order for drug testing. I have tried to make it as easy for her as possible. Just to show you, here are the questions from her last test:
1. Name 2 drugs that are usually sold smoked.
2. How many vicodin must a 140 lb, washed up 25 year old take to believe she can wing it at an award show?
3. Why is meth better than pizza?
4. What does one take to make K-Fed look sexy?
5. What percentage of your children were conceived through the magic of drugs and/or alcohol?
shitney's longest decline | October 18, 2007 at 3:55 pm
that tacky white versace handbag has been held by britney more in the last two months than jj and sp have been held this year. she’s a druggie and i’m guessing there is a pharmacy inside because she isn’t seen without that bag or a starbucks cup EVER!
SP AND JJ must feel bad knowing they can’t compete with couture, coffee, or coke for mommy’s attention.
lulu | October 18, 2007 at 3:56 pm
thank god she’s finally covering herself up more!!!!!!!!
FRIST!!! | October 18, 2007 at 3:56 pm
I don’t know, I was on the last post and suddenly it kept saying “Comment Submission Error” And that I has commented too many times in a short period of time and wouldn’t let me comment for like 45 minutes and no it taint fair
BunnyButt | October 18, 2007 at 3:57 pm
#3, no, TT’s is pink. His maid outfit. I’m talking about his maid outfit.
Texas Tranny | October 18, 2007 at 3:58 pm
LadyDeeBug,
Haven’t seen you in a while, how are you doing?
taint = Texas Chin Rest
Texas Tranny | October 18, 2007 at 4:00 pm
BunnyButt,
I have several, black, pink, red, blue and purple. A sissy maid can’t have to many maid’s uniforms.
Valerie hates talentless hacks | October 18, 2007 at 4:01 pm
Miss Universe…..I still have that nice Hawaiian punch waiting for you. Please come and pick it up.
LayDeeBug | October 18, 2007 at 4:04 pm
sure you have TT, rememberrrrrrrr? I have many names, the main one is Satan, but I have others.
LayDeeBug | October 18, 2007 at 4:05 pm
Hey Mike, I’ve been incognito……(Bhwahahahaha)
havoc | October 18, 2007 at 4:06 pm
How hard could it be to find her? Just look for 100 fucking paparazzi on Rodeo Drive.
Just leave the drug testing kit at every Starbucks in L.A. They’re bound to get a hit…..
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