Britney Spears has had all her visitation rights suspended because she won’t comply with court orders. Apparently she failed to give the drug testing people contact information so they could reach her for random tests, so the LA County Commissioner took away all her visitation rights. TMZ reports:
The order reads, “Petitioner’s (Britney’s) visitation with the minor children is suspended pending Petitioner’s compliance with the court orders … The parenting coach is to submit a report to the court and counsel prior to October 26, 2007.”
It’s not like the judge is asking her to find Noah’s Ark. All Britney has to do to see her kids is basically give the drug testing people a name and a phone number. The only way they could make it any easier is if they required her not to murder anybody. And even then she’d probably still mess it up, showing up to court with a bloody knife and a bag filled with decapitated heads.
Will she please do us all a favor and die?
we already knew that!
Did she borrow TT’s maid outfit?
third?!
I was like SECOND! wow
her weave is looking really nasty
I feel like I know where she is at any given point in time, maybe she should have just called Starbucks?
We love you Brit.. keep it nice and sexy = D
I am responding to Mr.Josh Simpson
Why don’t you do us ALL a favor and YOU die!! You big freaken Jerk.. don’t read about Brit if you dont’ like her stupid Idiot!!!!
Is it just me or is her hairline receding? Sexy! Man, I wish she would just take a bunch of valium, go into one of those tanning booths she’s always in and pass out for like 8 hours straight. That would be fricken great. She would come out looking like a damn lobster. But you know, she’s got important stuff to do in the world every day…like go tanning, go to Starbucks, random gas stations…and shopping of course! What a VIP.
I like to do deep asshole scratching and then smell my fingers in public.
It’s like I’ve always said, it makes no sense.
You have to take a class and get a license to catch a damn fish in this country.
But any selfish cow with a functional twat can give birth and call themself a parent.
Yeah, it makes no sense at all> I don’t get it. This woman makes me sick
Beatriz Chincilladiaz, people read about Britney BECAUSE they don’t like her and it amuses them to see the horrific trainwreck she is. Almost gotten to a point where it’s sad though. I bet your finers smell NASTY…
Hhahahahahahahahaah
Umm, she’s wearing those boots, AGAIN! I HATE those boots! I just wanna set them on FIRE! FIRE!!! Then, I would BLOW THEM UP!!!
Cheetos, anyone?
She’s mentally sick. The fact that she wont change purses or boots is a sign. Obsessive-complusiive. Hey Lynne – get your daughter some mental help.
Can she possibly behave in a more self-destructive manner?
I eat my own dandruff.
I got kicked off the fish for commenting too many times.
I got kicked off the fish for commenting too many times.
I got kicked off the fish for commenting too many times.
I got kicked off the fish for commenting too many times.
I think they are just pissed I called it TheSTUPIDficial
She sure knows how to pick out ugly clothes. What a hillbilly.
Britney please change those shoes!
I just sharted, but it was mostly shit and very little gas, so maybe that would just be considered shitting myself.
I figured it out. Britney wears those glasses everywhere and has always has that dumb cunt leading her by the arm, BECAUSE SHE IS BLIND!
That would explain EVERYTHING. Not being able to see her clothes or what she wore the day before, not being able to see her messy hair in the mirror, running into parked cars, fumbling around on stage at the MTV awards, on and on and on.
@3 Veg,
Hell no, you know my maid’s uniforms are way more feminine and sexy that what this bitch is wearing.
No, tell me she isn’t wearing “The Boots”. Please, somebody tell me she isn’t wearing “The Boots” !!!
less drugs mean clearer skin on brit. that’s a positive.
Brown boots, black dress, white purse and accessories, rat’s nest weave, missing fake nails……………nice! She’s trash and part of me enjoys watching her fall on her face but there is a part of me that wants to smack her, smack her mother and smack everyone around her until they realize that she’s sick and need help.
Wouldn’t most people be embarrased if the state decided they were to stupid to raise thier own children? Wouldn’t most people care about their own children? You know it’s kind of gone beyond making fun of Brit for being pathetic, now I am actually begining to hate her to the point that I hope she develops painfull cervical cancer (which is gonna happen anyway cause there is no way she doesn’t have HPV by now) and slowly dies alone. That or chokes on a ham sandwich and dies in a pool of her own feces. Either or.
Are those hair extensions in her fuzzy pit in pic 6?
Pic 7 really should be scratch n sniff.
AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGG!
Those boots and that Versace bag! Please STOP IT ALREADY!
OH MY GOD IT”S THE BOOTS! PLEASE GOD NO
#19 FRIST how are you back here then?
Oh and why the FUCK doesn’t Britney Spears wear some sexy high heels or some sexy shoes, but NO, she wears those fuckin boots all the time. All I want to do is see more leg, and she could fuckin wear a shorter skirt.
why should she be required to take a drug test to see her kids?????
The kids WANT to see their mommy – the Judge is harming them, not her.
about 29 – Sorry, pic 7 not 6. Not a good day…
just our of curiosity, I would love to know what drugs she’s doing. OK, I can see the coke and pot, but what else?
She’s still alive?
sick sick bitch !!!
HEY FRIST,
How do you get kicked off the fish? Seems ter me that taint fair. O crap, I siad taint (heehee).
#38 LayDeeBug, how are you doing?
I’m really not sure why Ms. Spears does not comply with my order for drug testing. I have tried to make it as easy for her as possible. Just to show you, here are the questions from her last test:
1. Name 2 drugs that are usually sold smoked.
2. How many vicodin must a 140 lb, washed up 25 year old take to believe she can wing it at an award show?
3. Why is meth better than pizza?
4. What does one take to make K-Fed look sexy?
5. What percentage of your children were conceived through the magic of drugs and/or alcohol?
that tacky white versace handbag has been held by britney more in the last two months than jj and sp have been held this year. she’s a druggie and i’m guessing there is a pharmacy inside because she isn’t seen without that bag or a starbucks cup EVER!
SP AND JJ must feel bad knowing they can’t compete with couture, coffee, or coke for mommy’s attention.
thank god she’s finally covering herself up more!!!!!!!!
I don’t know, I was on the last post and suddenly it kept saying “Comment Submission Error” And that I has commented too many times in a short period of time and wouldn’t let me comment for like 45 minutes and no it taint fair
#3, no, TT’s is pink. His maid outfit. I’m talking about his maid outfit.
LadyDeeBug,
Haven’t seen you in a while, how are you doing?
taint = Texas Chin Rest
BunnyButt,
I have several, black, pink, red, blue and purple. A sissy maid can’t have to many maid’s uniforms.
Miss Universe…..I still have that nice Hawaiian punch waiting for you. Please come and pick it up.
sure you have TT, rememberrrrrrrr? I have many names, the main one is Satan, but I have others.
Hey Mike, I’ve been incognito……(Bhwahahahaha)
How hard could it be to find her? Just look for 100 fucking paparazzi on Rodeo Drive.
Just leave the drug testing kit at every Starbucks in L.A. They’re bound to get a hit…..
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