Insiders say that Britney Spears has put her husband Kevin Federline on a budget. “Each month, he will be allotted a certain amount of money for personal use – i.e., clothing, nightclubs, booze and day-to-day activities. Any big items – cars, or trips that go over allowance – need to be approved by Brit herself,” said one source. “She acknowledges she has made a great deal of money. However, she is trying to show Kevin that he needs to be responsible and curb his out-of-control spending habits.”
Wow, he has to ask his wife for clothes and booze – and he’s not even irish. I don’t know where “begging wife for money” ranks on the list of life achievements. Probably somewhere between “becoming world’s dirtiest circus groupie” and “writing homo-erotic Andy Griffith fanfic.” Maybe lower.
She will ahve to work off all that pudding and cheese
the thought of her making a comeback makes me wish for someone to lock me in a room, and force me to listen to the macarena all day. and that song made me want to slit my wrists and take a nice loooong bath….
She can put me on an allowance any time
Frankly, I could care less about Federline, but 2& 23, BRITNEY chose him. I don’t want to here anyone moaning about how he’s destroyed everything for her as is Britney had no say in the matter.
He’s nothing more than a (male) gold digger. Good for him, if she was stupid and too inexperienced in life to figure out: (1) that messing around with someone else’s man really isn’t a smart thing to do (Why do people always act as if there are only 10 people on this planet that they can screw?), that (2) when a man has had a baby with his current wife, uh yeah, sorry, girlfriend, and that girlfriend is currently pregnant with their second kid *while* you’re helping him cheat on her, that this might not be the type of guy you want to be with, and (3) that a guy like this isn’t really a great catch, and that you’re pretty much rewarding him for being a cheating a-hole, and single-handedly helping him move up the food chain from Shar “Who” Jackson, to sweet-ass Britney “world-famous” Spears.
She could’ve been with practically anyone she wanted, but nooooo. She could’ve been with practically anyone she wanted, who was single, but nooooo. She could’ve been with practically anyone she wanted, just as rich as she who didn’t need/want her money, just that sweet ass. But, um, nope.
That’s on her head.
So, no tears for Britney. Kevin didn’t ruin her career (if that’s how this all ends). Britney did. Britney chose him. Britney didn’t have to marry him. Britney didn’t have to allow herself to get pregnant. And, before anyone starts, yammering about Kevin using b-control too, he’s the gold digger remember? Female gold diggers try to get pregnant themsleves to lock in that child support/alimony/supportive lifestyle money. It’s no diff with Kevin. He got her to marry him, AND he got *her* pregnant. That’s textbook. Gold digger manna, baby.
does anyone else think britney could make millions by endorsing cheeto baby food puree? sean could be on all the jars.
#52-You almost made me spray and choke on Mountain Dew at the same time. Interesting combination.
The sound of me laughing toothlessly:
‘He he he he’
What about the piles of gold and myrhh that K.Fed. made off his Popozao sales?
#48 LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh Kevin Kevin, it’s time I let you know
that something isn’t right
You trashed the car & we had to get it towed
It made us have a fight
You made me get fat and sloppy
I can’t see my knees because of my belly
Your redneck ways are killing me (and I)
I think your CD really sucks (Papo-what?)
If you’d just overdose and drop dead
It would be fine
You ain’t gettin’ one more dime
Rogue:
Word. All too true, every single thing.
Sometimes I wonder if Britney ever reads things like this, and if hearing the truth even resonates at all with her.
What gets me is that she doesn’t DO anything to pull the plug on all this misery. Does she not realize how easy it would be, the world-wide OVATION she would receive, the open-arm welcome and total forgiveness her audiences would give her for simply divorcing this tool and continuing on her own? Fuck, I’m sure she’d be hailed as a fucking HERO for all women with low self-esteem who think they need a man to validate their existence. To hell with another album, *that alone* could be her “comeback”: surviving a sack-of-shit, life-draining, financial parasite of a man. Oprah would be on that shit in a second, and voila, instant comeback.
I was never even a fan of hers, but I still hate to see someone so clearly flushing their life down the toilet, when all she has to do is give the word to change everything. It’s maddeningly frustrating to watch.
K-Douche: Don’t worry baby, after I collect money from PoPoZao record sales, I won’t need your allowance no more.
Shitney: Oh shit, I’m gonna have to pay him forever…
I wonder how specific this allowance agreement gets . I mean is there a sub-section for wife beaters and chewing tobacco? Does she provide him with a stack of ones for the rippers?
Oh yeah and K-Fid didn’t kill her career, her music did.
He truly is Mr. Britney Spears.
And 62, people actually liked Britney’s music. Kevin Federline is totally what killed her career.
K-fed is a genius.
worthless piece of crap.
federline is one lucky bastard.i hope she pops out 3 more kids for him and he divorces her ass after a few years.pre nup or not he’s looking at some big time settlement money.
DuckBoy, her career IS OVER! Get over it! That perfume is being sold at Target, and for half the price. She’s no one anymore. Like someone said, she got paid. It’s not her’s. She just lent her image and name. No one wants that now. Get real!
lol thanks #39
#46, 47, 55 see #20
writing all those numbers made me feel like i’m playing bingo!
and her perfumes suck butt. j. lo’s are so much better.
God I’m tired of hearing of that loser K-Fed. Nothing about him surprises me anymore.
I don’t think her career is so much over as it is going to go Suzanne Sommers/Farrah Fawcett. She’ll always be sort of around, she just won’t really be doing anything. Perhaps another low-charting album or two, perhaps some crappy tv/movie appearances, and maybe – if they invent Cheeto-scented coke and she snorts her way to thinness, she might even have a few Maxim-type photospreads. But that’s it. And she’ll still live pretty high on the hog. She’ll never have less than a doublewide with a view.
Who cares about that no talent ass-clown??
Know what would be a story actually worth reading?
“Britney puts Britney on a diet”
Now that is a story we could all get behind. Pun fully intended – cause we all wanted to have anal sex with Britney before she became a giant whale see.
hahhaahaha. k-fed gets allowance.
he’s such a worthless joke. seriously.
we all know he loves her for her money, but does anyone have ANY IDEA what britney could possibly see in him?
#67 Evangelia
Any time, sweet cheeks.
Well, for one…She loves him. That does happen every now and then lol, that would be why she married his sleezy ass. And for those who say people love her music, any artist who has their songs playing in Walmart stores have no carrier left to try to save!
maybe she doesnt care if he spends so much money, since she spends even more herself! hahaha
I’m pretty sure they’ve had this story once or twice before, and you know, if you people don’t care about her anymore, just don’t post anything…
What’s funnier is there’s a google sponsored ad above this that reads “Britney’s fat loss secret: How Britney lost her extra weight. How you can too!”….uh, when did she lose weight? I’m guessing they’re not going to sell a lot of those diet pills.
Lets get this right. Brit honey, he left his girlfriend with one child and one on the way. Now you have one child with possibly one on the way. What on earth made you think he wouldnt do you the same way????? get rid of the no good moocher. He is not the kind of role model you would want for your son.
Meanwhile, Hon, your ex is gleefully ripping brassieres off international pop stars during global televison broadcasts and attending NBA games with a sensational blonde ass which I am told is connected to one of the stars of the Charlie’s Angels films.
Moment of gratitude, people… none of us will EVER conceivably deal with “trading down” shame of the magnitude that Britney must live with every day. Put yourself and your most prominent ex in the same situation. Words fail to describe what profound chunks that would blow.
I hope k-fed breaks her ass so she can go away, she can’t sing worth a shit. I hope she has 13 more children and sit her fat ass down somewhere…oh baby oh baby, pom pom’s in her fuckin hair. she looks like her mama now since that video. she is not hollywood material look at the way she carries herself like a slob. GO away with your family please….and build a fuckin ranch in Iowa
I’m just waiting for the money to be gone. THAT is when it’s going to get interesting. I hope the stupid bitch has made some good investments (hah! NOT!) like buying a cheeto farm so she and her two baby wiggers will have something to eat when ol’ Babydaddy Longdick starts missing support payments. TRASH! Degenerates!
My gawd. Britney, you’re an idiot.
That’s all that needs to be said.
Why not it’s her money.
There is such a double standard here. How many WIVES of rich stars don’t work? No one ever says anything about them being useless sacks of shit.
I think K-Fed is a waste of space, but who cares if he lives off Britney? If you were married to her would you report to the office every day?
He didn’t ‘ruin’ Britney. He didn’t force her to become a fat ass. Did he take all of her shoes away and order her into a gas station restroom?
I feel gross defending him, but c’mon people.
She never had talent, just good PR, Lolita/Madonna Whore appeal, and payola. It’s gonna make an interesting Lifetime Network movie someday. Seriously, she is like Michael Jackson and needs the attention like all fuckups do.
Ok… turn about is fair play.
She puts KFed on a budget. Does he put Britney on a diet?
This is certainly a marriage made in Heaven (Blue Heaven Mobile Home Park)
Ok… turn about is fair play.
She puts KFed on a budget. Does he put Britney on a diet?
This is certainly a marriage made in Heaven (Blue Heaven Mobile Home Park)
Good for her! She should really ditch that loser of a husband and marry someone that isn’t Kevin haha!
Even a HOBO would make a better husband than that low-life wannabe rapstar.
Posted by Spindoc on March 13, 2006 10:39 AM
What about the money he got for selling their wedding shots and the money he split with her for that reality show. Is that gone already?!!? The idiot got a few million for that. He could have bought real-estate, or at miniumum put it in a failry safe mutual fund and had a never ending supply of interst. I know, I get it, the guy is a douchebag, but I don’t think it every really settles into my brain about just what a HUGE douchebag he is
MUTUAL FUND????? LOL!!!! Do you REALLY think this asswipe knows what a mutual fund is? He’s lucky if he remembers where he left his wallet, let alone where to invest his or her money. I got news for ya. I don’t think it’s Britney Spears who has put him on a leash. I think it’s her mother. And I think she put her on a leash as well. The mother is not dumb! I don’t think she’s going to let her dumb ass, whitetrash, no talent daughter piss away all the money that she’s probably amazed she made in the first place, or that alkie mutant either. Mother knows best!
this is so funny!
it’s really funny! super funny! super stupid!