The Britney Spears’ pregnancy rumors continue. Earlier in the week it was Star, now it’s Life & Style. No doubt the two have formed an alliance to grip the country in fear. An eyewitness for Life & Style claims Britney looks “totally pregnant.” (Direct quote. I shit you not.) However, if Britney isn’t pregnant it’s not for lack of trying with Adnan Ghalib:
“Britney’s still having sex with him,” an insider tells Life & Style. And Jamie, who has moved in with Britney to oversee her recovery, “can’t stand it,” says the insider. “He hates when Adnan comes over and the two of them disappear for a few hours. He knows they’re having sex. But Adnan makes Britney happy.”
Feel free to scope out the pics of the Brit-belly from last night. Does she look pregnant? I dunno. However I included some shots of Britney earlier in the day hauling around her daily giant Frappucino which is probably the cause of all this speculation. I don’t see why all these magazines want her to be pregnant anyway. It’s kind of sick really. That’s like hoping Michael Jackson is allowed to start his own day care. I mean, yeah, it’ll be adorable at first. But sooner or later somebody’s kid is getting run over by a giraffe. Which will suck after a rough night of Jesus Juice. In the meantime, Sean and Jayden can only dream of such a paradise.
tong | February 29, 2008 at 3:01 pm
gross.
joejoe | February 29, 2008 at 3:06 pm
eww…brit-knees vahzheen!…I bet it smells worse than her feet!
JapperSpice | February 29, 2008 at 3:07 pm
She’s not pregnant. She’s just fat.
silverdollar | February 29, 2008 at 3:08 pm
why would she wear that in public? gross.
OutRunner1 | February 29, 2008 at 3:08 pm
So, the frappacino pictures prove it. She’s not pregnant. She’s just a hideous slob.
Painfully obvious and uncreative remark made. My work here is done. Captain Obvious, up, up, and away!
Randal | February 29, 2008 at 3:09 pm
Britney should not be having children at this point. As much as I would like to congratulate her on becoming a mother once again, if said rumors are true, I cannot.
Your fans will continue to support you through these times Britney!
Jimbo | February 29, 2008 at 3:12 pm
I wonder how much Starbucks would paying her to stop drinking their Crappacino’s?? That has got to be bad for business.
And who dressed that skank. I would not let me dog out of the house looking like that..
Racer X | February 29, 2008 at 3:12 pm
Who cares!
Racer X | February 29, 2008 at 3:12 pm
Who cares!
@ You are a dumbfuck | February 29, 2008 at 3:16 pm
Randal, you did it. You’ve trolled here off and on for a couple weeks, now you finally got some bites. Anexio, if this is really you my kudos. It’s funny.
On another note, it appears word finally got to Britney that Starbucks was shuttering many of its stores. I appreciate it that she’s back on the job keeping the franchises moving.
Gerald_Tarrant | February 29, 2008 at 3:16 pm
Dang y’all, I axed for extra whipping cream on my frappucino.
havoc | February 29, 2008 at 3:17 pm
That’s just alcohol bloat…….
Although she is a typical, white trash baby machine…..I bet its just plain ole fat.
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Zantac | February 29, 2008 at 3:18 pm
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Name (required) | February 29, 2008 at 3:21 pm
I think she’s just gaining weight… If she’s on psychiatric meds, lots of them cause weight gain. Prozac does for sure. They give it to people with anorexia to make them eat….it increases your appetite. I doubt she’s preggers…
Acid Stomach | February 29, 2008 at 3:26 pm
Weird – “Zantac” made my stomach upset.
Anyway, come on, you have to at least try to remember stuff from the 500 or so Britney stories over the last month. She looks pregnant because she stopped taking 10 laxatives a day. When the “baby” comes out…yikes…there’s gonna be more screaming than when Frist’s daughter caught her in bed going ATM with the nice black fellow from the DMV.
Mike | February 29, 2008 at 3:28 pm
What is ATM??
Jimbo | February 29, 2008 at 3:31 pm
Mike, it’s what you do to your goat.
Jimbo | February 29, 2008 at 3:32 pm
This is the second time I’ve gotten an erection from a half-naked girl with Down Syndrome.
OutRunner1 | February 29, 2008 at 3:32 pm
Ass to mouth? You never go ass to mouth. Not unless you’re a sex crazy teenager.
Oh, yeah: ATM=Ass to mouth.
Victoria | February 29, 2008 at 3:34 pm
gross!!
jlb | February 29, 2008 at 3:38 pm
“Oh, this is the worst-looking hat I ever saw. What, when you buy a hat like this I bet you get a free bowl of soup, huh?
[looks at Judge Smails & Britney who's wearing the same hat]
Cindy | February 29, 2008 at 3:39 pm
Any man that tried to stick his wanker in my ass is dead, but to even attempt to put it in my mouth afterwards is going to die slowly and painfully. That is disgusting.
Summer Kat | February 29, 2008 at 3:40 pm
I’m so sick of hearing the word preggars! Ugh.
Jimbo | February 29, 2008 at 3:40 pm
Damn, I feel honored. I have two trolls. To bad both of you are fucking idiots..
Alyss | February 29, 2008 at 3:42 pm
i really dont think shes pregant.. just extremely out of shape!
Alyss | February 29, 2008 at 3:42 pm
i really dont think shes pregnant.. just extremely out of shape!
Anexio | February 29, 2008 at 3:42 pm
I totally froosted by this bad tale bout Brit. She is always doing her best and to say that she is preg is just a way of saying that you are missinformationed. ha ha you dont have one for that do you. losser!
Brit is totely busy building her all of her comebacks and is spend day at mullinium dance working true her rutines and stuff like that. You guys are so stupid becasue you call her fat but that muscle! ha hah ha you are so stupud because you jsut make assumptions that you cant back up with the fact like i can.
o and by the way to just stuff you some more. Adin is someone that loves brit and she love himtotally. her dad aproved him and that good enoughs for me and will last me a good long time to come.
tahnks god that her boys are with her now and that she can get them away from that losser kFed that always lyes and will look at antyhing has the legs.
11 the dipshit | February 29, 2008 at 3:42 pm
#11….Axed…axed…axed………you stupid ass fucking —, you know what you are. Its fucking ASKED. And I know I shouldn’t ASK you to write properly if you can’t even talk properly. ASK or ASKED, there is not other way to spell it or speak it. Sound it out if you must. For fuck sakes its AMERICA not EUBONICA
Ted from LA | February 29, 2008 at 3:45 pm
#17, classic!
Let me break it down a bit more for you Mike. It’s when you put your pee pee in your goats backdoor, push it in and out, remove said pee pee and dip it in peanut butter, and then let your goat clean off the peanut butter.
Mike | February 29, 2008 at 3:45 pm
@22 You don’t know what you are missing! My goat loves it.
Ted from LA | February 29, 2008 at 3:46 pm
Look at those “pants” she is wearing. That reminds me, if she needs a cappo does she just cross her arms and bounce her head down and blink?
Mike | February 29, 2008 at 3:48 pm
@29 Thanks Ted. I have never tried the peanut butter trick. Is that what you use on your dog?
Auntie Kryst | February 29, 2008 at 3:50 pm
@27 Troll, you’re not Anexio.
@31 Good one Ted, I was thinking MC Hammer. I like the Barbara Eden take better.
moobs | February 29, 2008 at 3:50 pm
MOOOOOOO!
Ted from LA | February 29, 2008 at 3:50 pm
#22, Another classic. You went from not doing anal to doing anal all in one sentence. It reminds me of the guy who was morally opposed to pornography. “It is against God’s way, that, and the lighting is always so bad.”
Anexio | February 29, 2008 at 3:54 pm
Auntie Kryst, sorry, that’s me, really.
Maybe not up to my standards but it’s really me.
It’s been awhile and I had the flu. Maybe thats it.
Love always, S>
P.S. I licked the peanut butter.
Jimbo | February 29, 2008 at 3:58 pm
#22 – Cindy – you would love it if you did it with me. Just let me know where you live and I’ll start mixing up the roofie-coladas.
Mike | February 29, 2008 at 4:00 pm
@35 Wow Ted, you are deep. YOU just have a wealth of information. Why don’t you start your won blog so we can all worship all the witty things you have to say.
@36 I have lots of peanut butter for you to lick.
Wendy | February 29, 2008 at 4:10 pm
Not to be gross or anything, but…if I’ve pooped recently, ATM is not a big deal for me – as long as the guy doesn’t shoot in my mouth. That’s much worse. There’s absolutely nothing more stomach-turning than when a guy has that thick, ropey, almost chlorine-smelling semen, and gives you multiple big spurts of it. It’s like clogs of snot shooting onto your tongue and then sliding in big clumps down past your gag spot and into your convulsing throat. I swear, the next time that happens I’m not going to fight it, I’ll just puke right back in the guy’s face, maybe throwing in a Mallory-like “How sexy am I now, huh? Flirty boy! How sexy am I now?”
Auntie Kryst | February 29, 2008 at 4:12 pm
@36 That post read like someone trying to hard to an Anexio, like, well like me. Get well soon. My advice to beat the flu is lots of whiskey, but that’s sort of my advice for everything.
Cheers.
Arctic | February 29, 2008 at 4:13 pm
Those aren´t lEgs, those are some lOgs… it´s like looking at tree-trunks.
Mike | February 29, 2008 at 4:15 pm
@39, Wendy thanks for not being gross. I will remember to give you a pearl necklace the next time we have a little ATM.
Swallowing | February 29, 2008 at 4:22 pm
Oh, come on….swallowing a load isn’t nearly as bad as it’s made out to be. It doesn’t taste like anything much, really. It’s just salty. If I can have some Pepsi afterward, it’s not a bad experience at all.
Plus, if your guy goes down on you, you can hardly not return the favour.
How did we get on this topic again?
Sex Nuts & Retard Strong | February 29, 2008 at 4:25 pm
Based on close observation, I’d say that tummy bump isn’t the developing fetus of what is surely the next anti-Christ, aka a bun of in the oven of the apocalypse. Clinically speaking, it’s what we in the medical professional call fat. adipose. bulging. beefy. blimpy. bulky. chunky. cellulite-city. chubby. corpulent. distended. fleshy. full figured. husky. hefty. jelly. jellied. jelly-like. jelly-belly. jello. lard. lardy. lard-ass. meaty. meat-pie. obese. oversized. overweight. plump. paunchy. plumper. porky. porcine. portly. potbelly. pudgy. rotund. rolly. rolly-poly. stout. solid. swollen. thick. tubby. whale. walrus. unctuous.
Although my chubby chaser roomate says he’d roll it in flour and ruin that. Hold on, I need to medicate him. Sick fucker.
Chubby Chaser | February 29, 2008 at 4:31 pm
I luvs me sum muffin top.
Mike | February 29, 2008 at 4:34 pm
@45, I havs me a lot of muffin top to give.
upset waitress | February 29, 2008 at 4:45 pm
She’s just fat from all the drive-thru’s. Pretty soon she will be wearing a tent.
Abdo | February 29, 2008 at 4:51 pm
Poor Britney.or can i say FAT Britney!!!!
Chauncey Gardner | February 29, 2008 at 5:06 pm
Are we sure it isn’t just porknancy?
fuck you | February 29, 2008 at 5:54 pm
There he goes again with the freaking Jesus thing…….dude its lame and not in the least funny…
Oh and 13 your an asshole……..go do that shit on the kiddie mgs boards