Britney Spears poses topless for Allure

March 10th, 2005 // 1 Comment

bspearstoplesse.jpgBritney Spears is planning to bare all for the cover of a US fashion magazine. The 23-year-old pop princess will appear topless, except for a necklace given to her by hubby Kevin Federline, for Allure magazine.

Did anybody anywhere think for an instant that Britney Spears posing topless actually meant that she would be posing topless? Because if they did then they’re an idiot. And that’s the end of that! Well except for the fact that the necklace Kevin Federline got for her is the ugliest piece of crap I’ve ever seen. It makes me sad that we live in a world where giving somebody a giant piece of crap qualifies as a respectable gift from husband to wife. Or should I say hobo to hobette? Because Britney Spears is clearly a hobette if ever I saw one. And if you don’t know what a hobette is, maybe you should start making up words like me. Then perhaps your mother will start loving you again.

This video of Britney fully clothed is even hotter than the supposed topless photoshoot. Courtesy of Hedonistica.

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  1. She had agreed to an interview as well, but Britney has missed four appointments a few of the excuses she gave the magazine, it was an important work in the studio later, she was spotted by paparazzi nails done in a salon

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