Britney Spears posed topless at a friend’s house last month with some flowers covering her boobs. And, uh, here it is. Although I have no idea why anybody is asking Britney Spears to get topless. Six years ago this would’ve been amazing, but now they could’ve put a seal in a silly hat and thrown some flowers at it and it would’ve turned out hotter. If it weren’t for the outfit, I wouldn’t even have been able to tell this was a girl.
NOTE: Yes, this is real. Very real, and very horrifying. If you get aroused by this I think you’re required by law to turn in your penis.
JoBOO | May 2, 2007 at 11:09 am
FIRST!!!!!!
ahahhaahahhaahhaahaha
wedgeone | May 2, 2007 at 11:09 am
“A poke in the pink, a stab in the stink, then POW! right in the kisser”
an homage to P0nk.
rrd | May 2, 2007 at 11:10 am
and her “friend” leaked these to the net?
MadRavingStark | May 2, 2007 at 11:10 am
Gives a whole new meaning to the term “Flower Girl”
Fifth Stooge | May 2, 2007 at 11:12 am
Here’s the story,
Of a slutty lady,
Who was bringing up three very lovely whores.
All of them had tits of 40″
Like their mother,
The youngest one with 38′s.
Here’s the story,
Of a fag named Brady,
Who was busy with three fags of his own.
They were four fags,
Living all together, and they liked that a lot.
Till the one day when the slut met this faggot,
and they knew they was much more than a hunch.
That this group,
Must somehow form a whorehouse.
That’s the way we all became the Brady Whores,
The Brady Whores, the Brady Whores
That’s the way, we became the Brady Whores.
Donkey | May 2, 2007 at 11:12 am
Stop wearing all those dumbass hats you retarded whore!
teetee | May 2, 2007 at 11:15 am
Her implants look even worse when you see them in the flesh.
mia judaken - myspace.com/chaneldiva | May 2, 2007 at 11:16 am
ew, and this is from someone who is just out of rehab, explains.
ChicagoEric | May 2, 2007 at 11:16 am
You know the photos are real, cause she’s still wearing those god-awful cowboy boots my older sister donated to Goodwill last year. A train-wreck that continues to get worse. Can she ever recover, and do we even care?
Binky | May 2, 2007 at 11:19 am
Looks like she’s happily taken up gardening.
Donkey | May 2, 2007 at 11:21 am
So this is what they do in rehab… huh.
IFuckingHateYou | May 2, 2007 at 11:21 am
The “friend” leaked the photos because Brit is a selfish whore. It went something liek this:
Brit: Ya’all eat my pussy, then I’ll pose topless for some pictures and I’ll eat your pussy.
“Friend”: OK you stupid cunt, but all I really wanted to know was if you would like to buy some Avon make-up to cover up that nasty acne you’ve got.
rhnee | May 2, 2007 at 11:21 am
Well, i thought that we would have a break from seeing those cowboy boots today since she wore those ugly white ones last night… ummm… did somebody hold a gun to Brit’s head and tell her to wear those boots everyday or she dies??? Why did she choose to wear the boots!!!!???
Fifth Stooge | May 2, 2007 at 11:21 am
Her hair looks good.
Joshingya31 | May 2, 2007 at 11:22 am
Interesting, I think this is the first time ive ever stared more at a topless girls clothing over her tits. Plaid hat = AWESOME
veggi | May 2, 2007 at 11:23 am
when did she catch down syndrome?
MadRavingStark | May 2, 2007 at 11:24 am
Britney, Britney
Whose quite unfit-ney
How does your garden grow?
With coyboy boots
And hidden roots
And pleas for attention all in a row.
I
YouRang | May 2, 2007 at 11:27 am
I wish I had more hands-so I could give those titties four thumbs down.
LoneWolf | May 2, 2007 at 11:27 am
If I may quote Booger in “Revenge of the Nerds”,
“This is bullshit. I want bush!”
Thank you. Thank you very much.
mrs.t | May 2, 2007 at 11:29 am
When did she get the permanent retard grin? It’s the same in every damn picture. In the past, was there always someone beside her saying “No, Brit, that’s NOT your smile. Remember what we practiced?”
And, veggi, I’ve always thought she a the Down syndrome eyes-just like Katie Holmes. She caught it from her dad.
Victor | May 2, 2007 at 11:35 am
I’d do her if she always looked like this. I would:
1) First bathe her
2) Then drink her douche water.
kellygirl57 | May 2, 2007 at 11:35 am
BARF! She looks like Sherlock Holmes! Nothing says “sweet, sexy innocence” like a plaid fucking detective hat and huge glasses!
Bern | May 2, 2007 at 11:38 am
My grandfather wore that hat/glasses combo every day when he live in Sun City Center, Florida, thus giving the two separate hat/glasses combos yet another thing in common, as they were both, respectively, surrounded by the slow decay of immediately impending death.
Scrammy71 | May 2, 2007 at 11:38 am
I just threw up a little bit in my mouth…
Victor | May 2, 2007 at 11:39 am
Man, Flea is hilarious. I think out of all the Chili Peppers, I like him the best.
blpressure | May 2, 2007 at 11:39 am
I’d do her right there in that garden. Guess I’ll be off to the police station now to turn in my penis.
Superfish | May 2, 2007 at 11:42 am
#16 its not down syndrome, it’s tourettes…and possibly, high on cocaine. who knows?
ah, i see rehab has done wonders for the wubboulous world of britsterdome.
LeeLee | May 2, 2007 at 11:43 am
Oh god– she looks like my friend’s ex-girlfriend.
I can’t believe that despite the fact that she has 24/7 paparazzi around her, she would still be dumb enough to do something– no wait, I take that back.
www.celebritypwn.com | May 2, 2007 at 11:44 am
I don’t see nipples. Doesn’t count ! I would vote against this story if I could just because of that. Oh, at celebritypwn.com you can. :)
Jimbo ? | May 2, 2007 at 11:45 am
This is at least a little closer to being worth $125 to see. Now if we can only see the pictures of her bent over a table getting rammed from behind by some 350 pound linebacker, my day would be complete.
Pluto459 | May 2, 2007 at 11:45 am
She is totally jerkable.com
I can stare at her for hours.
I want to know who and why they would sell these and how much they got.
Jimbo ? | May 2, 2007 at 11:46 am
Mrs T – If a good smack on the ass is so 5 minutes ago, what is right now????
Superfish | May 2, 2007 at 11:46 am
#17 LET ME TRY!!!
Little girl Brit, come BLOW my horn,
while ur down there blowing, im eating corn,
wait, don’t bite it, just nibble a little,
hey! u little bitch! u spilled it a little!!
monkeyrotica | May 2, 2007 at 11:47 am
Say what you want, but she’s got a head that’s MADE for peeing on.
veggi | May 2, 2007 at 11:47 am
I keep going back up… back up… back up…. to look at that fucking retarded face. Take my mouse away from me! *sob*
Victor Ward | May 2, 2007 at 11:51 am
She’s in that garden looking for her brain. Guess what? It’s not fuckin’ there.
Superfish | May 2, 2007 at 11:55 am
man she used to be so hot. and she’s sort of getting there…a little.
correct me if i’m wrong, but there was a spot where boobs should go on women, so why doesn’t she have a decent one? those are two shrunken lilly pads with flowers substituting for frogs.
**cries loud enough for neighbors to hear
MadRavingStark | May 2, 2007 at 11:56 am
#33
You managed to perfectly encapsulate my date last night. My God
threearmedman | May 2, 2007 at 11:56 am
Britney Spears may be crazy. She may have a variety of venereal diseases that most of us haven’t even heard of. She might have an award winning addiction to drugs and Cheetos.
But Britney Spears does not… I repeat… DOES NOT (!) have friends!
FRIST!!! | May 2, 2007 at 12:00 pm
#16 veggi…that was going to be my comment!!! Doesn’t she look seriously retarded??? OMFG!!!
Clete | May 2, 2007 at 12:02 pm
Only in America … she is not even fun trashy, she is not even fun eccentric, not even fun entertaining. That is one gross human being. Those wide set wild eyes are disturbing. She dances with the grace of a circus bear and her voice was never that hot – any high school in America could turn out a better singer than her. That hillbilly breeding machine should be re-committed. I am on team K-Fed and he is a total golddigging turd.
Bratney go have a drink with Lindsay Hohan.
What is with the ‘First’ accomplishment? Geez.
FRIST!!! | May 2, 2007 at 12:02 pm
Ok, I guess EVERYONE (except the guy who wants to drink everyones douche) thinks she looks down syndromed. Let’s all hold hands and sway….
Lal | May 2, 2007 at 12:05 pm
You poets all amaze me. There really needs to be a thread on the forum for it.
veggi | May 2, 2007 at 12:08 pm
I know FRIST.
can’t…..stop……looking…..at…..the…..stupid…..retarded……face.
She’s rolling down hill like a snow ball headed for hell.
Victor Ward | May 2, 2007 at 12:13 pm
“What, when you buy a hat like this I bet you get a free bowl of soup.”
-Al Czervik
Wow Just Wow | May 2, 2007 at 12:14 pm
Rehab looks like fun.
mapache | May 2, 2007 at 12:19 pm
she looks so stupid is scary when you think how bad inbreeding can be. I am totally pro- K-fed and he is the bigest douchebag ever!!!
Britney smells like STD a mile away. whats up with that stupid looking hat anyways??? did she get it at the shelter or WTF? Maybe to cover her nasty ass growing hair. I mean its only been a month since the “meltdown” so i assume her hair must look like that of a chubby 14 yr old boy right?
ivve | May 2, 2007 at 12:20 pm
The funny thing to me is that she wears her bad wig/hat combos even in private. I’m not sure if that’s because she doesn’t have any friends close enough that she feels comfortable taking that shit off, or because she’s completely fucking delusional and thinks she still has real hair, but either way it’s pathetic. And hilarious.
Jimbo ? | May 2, 2007 at 12:20 pm
I don’t think this dumb bitch shaved her head because she was afraid K-fed could get her drug use out of a hair follicle. I think she had a frontal lobotomy. Did you see One Flew over the Coocoos Nest? She has the same stupid look Jack had at the end. Just before the big Indian smothered him. I think that is what we need to do to Britney
Jimbo ? | May 2, 2007 at 12:24 pm
FRIST – I was looking at what I missed during lunch (I wish I could get a lap dance from Angelina) and yes I think you are a very hot bitch.