Britney Spears poses topless

By: Superficial / May 2, 2007

Britney Spears posed topless at a friend’s house last month with some flowers covering her boobs. And, uh, here it is. Although I have no idea why anybody is asking Britney Spears to get topless. Six years ago this would’ve been amazing, but now they could’ve put a seal in a silly hat and thrown some flowers at it and it would’ve turned out hotter. If it weren’t for the outfit, I wouldn’t even have been able to tell this was a girl.

NOTE: Yes, this is real. Very real, and very horrifying. If you get aroused by this I think you’re required by law to turn in your penis.