The six-month pregnant Britney Spears will appear nude – but covered up – in the August issue of Harper’s Bazaar, similar to the 1991 Vanity Fair issue featuring a naked and pregnant Demi Moore on the cover.
This should be a relief to any women out there who didn’t believe in the power of Photoshop. We know what Britney Spears looks like. Everybody knows what Britney Spears looks like. And this isn’t what Britney Spears looks like. Either they pulled her face off some old photos or had to throw together a supercomputer to handle the processing necessary to make her look this good. They’ve got supercomputers that play professional level chess now, so I’m sure they’ve got one capable of making Britney Spears look half decent. Although the first three they tried probably exploded when given the task.
I found a full layout here if anyone hasn’t seen all the pics
http://starked.com/archives/late-breaking-naked-britney-on-cover-of-harpers-bazaar/
Britney Spears is so ugly now, Thats so not her. LOL.
Man, I’m sorry, but I think she’s so fucking hot. I don’t know what it is, but there’s just something about her. She must just be my “type.” I’d eat that ass for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
103. Did someone give lame ‘naners a fucking sex change, hormone therapy, and a lobotomy, … and change its name to illflux?
Just wondering, …
Britney is a heifer, the pregnant but trim and toned bitch in the photos is ~not~ Britney.
AAAARRRGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!
All that photoshopping and she still looks ugly. *sigh*
98–CAN’T believe I missed the eyebrows!
It is evident that someone over at Harper’s had the biggest brain fart known in fashion history. Considering the fashion industry, that’s saying a lot. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again – you can’t pass off a can of Spam as pate!
89 – That was one of the most immaturely hysterical comments I’ve ever seen on this page. You made me laugh until I almost cried. I especially liked the slip and slide idea. Thanks for the laugh!!! :)
I actually think she looks really good in these pics. People need to leave her alone, if she feels like going out in sweats, or whatever let her. She knows when to dress up and when to just kick back.
My plesaure YouWannaBMe
She has the strangest expression on her face.
Whatever.
I do know that she has none of Demi Moore’s serene, contented womanly beauty and I *still* think Moore’s posing was a cheap stunt.
@108
I know why you didnt notice her eyebrows, it’s because no one wants to actually look at her naked body long enough to realize that her eyebrows are still blonde.
I knew she was some kind of inbred mutant and the whole having no nipples thing just proves me right.
86., no no, I believe Britney is pregnant. She’s the sort of obscenely fertile trash who drops a trail of babies behind her.
No, I think she had a diff reason for fudging around with the due date. Think about it! Why have people been fudging with due dates for ages? To hide that said baby was conceived at a different time. I betcha she got pregnant by somebody else. (Remember, she’s as much of a slut as Kevin)
116- very good point, I bet it was the manny!
OH MY GOD!! how is she aloud to procreate in the first place.
she looks like an ugly pregnant boy. bizzare is right!
IMO Britney Spears has never been attractive, she has some ugly looking eyes. But WTF? on dateline last week she was a fat spotty, ugly transexual and this week she is trim and glowing. Of course her dumb fans won’t see it, they never do.
And what a hypocrite she is, crying about how she wants her privacy, and then doing this? She is holding her son in one of the pics. She is whoring her own kid out, she’s disgusting inside and out.
#64- I bow to you! Hilarious.
119, you hate seeing famous celebrities posing with their children for professional pictures? How do you even visit here, let alone read, like US Weekly? Offhand I can’t think of a celebrity couple other than TomKat and their alien baby who haven’t released/sold one picture.
Photoshop creators must be thrielled! Such a publicity! I’m gonna download Photoshop *right now*!
Keep doing it right. Blame the press, then go walking around like white trash and posing naked for magazines with a body thats away from the common pregnant woman let alone YOUR own :-/
Sorry.. i meant thrilled :P
for some reason everytime celebrities go from light to dark hair, they make it as black as can be, none of them have ever tried like burgundy, or dark with lighter streaks or something. why do they always have to make it so black that they look pale
I’m glad all you nobodies get a little comfort in knowing that someone who was once a 1000 times hotter and more famous than any of you are or ever will be is fat. losers, get a life and stop making immature, snarky little comments on hers to make yourself feel better. “shes so fat, she’s a whale!” stfu, one day you will be fat, ugly, wrinkled and saggy and probably die alone cuz you’re such a BITCH.
get real! she looks gorgeous in this pic, airbrushed or not, saying otherwise makes you an ugly jealous troll. btw, stop tearing her apart– its not like YOU don’t have bad pictures or “ugly” days, so stop jumping at the chance to tear apart someone else! it pisses me off that everyone rags on Brit. at least when she was in her fitter days she was a good fitness role model for young women, instead of the emaciated junkie whores who are so popular these days. am I right or am I right, you superficial, small minded fools.
Aaaaaw @126, you’re so cute! I likee you.
Wow I think she looks beautiful,I can’t believe others are saying otherwise.
126- an ugly day is alot different than an ugly “few years and going strong”. Judging from the pic on your little blog something tells me that you might know a thing or two about that. Or maybe an ugly lifetime??
I am SO sick of these little bleeding heart assfuckers!!
How astute of you to call everyone here superficial, I mean they should really name this whole site “The Superficial”- oh wait!
atomikblonde88, last time I checked this was a gossip site that rags on celebrities. Why do you come here? Have you ever read any of the articles? Laughed at any of them? If so that makes you a total hyprocrite. If not, then you are clearly lost and theiheartbritneyclub.com is
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thataway.
Hopefully you find your sense of humour there. Douchebag.
obviously YOU’RE the douchebag here. whatever the fuck you say little bitch. try removing that giant dildo up your ass cuz its making you one mean, stupid (and clearly blind, if you’re trying to tell me I’M ugly) son of a bitch.
No luck finding that sense of humour hey? Oh well I doubt you would even know how to use it.
If you don’t want people to comment on your looks, you probably shouldn’t put them on display. Just because you don’t like what you hear doesn’t mean my opinion is wrong. I personally think your nasty. But that’s just my opinion and people are allowed to express their own opinions and disagree with me. But don’t turn around and call me a small minded fool for expressing mine. Especially when you sound like you have an IQ of about 78 TOPS. What was your argument there? I know bad words? Basically all I can gather from your rambling is that you don’t like people who don’t like Britney Spears, and who think your ugly. Man, your life must be tough.
trust me, I’m not that worried about your opinions.
132- Yeah, it sounds like it.
Then I guess it won’t bother you to know that I also think you are pretty nasty. What is with the bobble head impression? Nice gunt, ginger. Before you fire back that I am a jealous, ugly troll remember two things:
a)Plucking your eyebrows would be time better spent
b)I am smokin hot
But you will never get to know that for sure because I am not an attention whore who posts my pictures for total strangers to see.
haha, yeah ok whatever
So smug for someone who is no longer linking her site. All of a sudden. Weird.
there she goes again
there she goes again
there she goes again