Britney Spears met with MTV execs and presented them with an opening act for the upcoming Video Music Awards. Criss Angel helped design the performance that Britney hopes will return her to the forefront of modern pop. US Magazine reports:
“She’s planning it to be a big comeback performance,” says a Spears insider, who adds that the goal is to make it “shocking.” One early idea that was canned? Performing “My Prerogative” amid a medley of hits, as images of exes Justin Timberlake, 26, and Kevin Federline, 29, and other gossip fodder flashed on a screen behind her. As for a report that she’d do a duet with Timberlake? “Totally, patently false,” says a Timberlake source.
You know what would be a really shocking performance? If MTV showed a video of Britney Spears staying at home, tending to her children and basically acting like a human being with normal maternal instincts. Nobody gets dropped or used for an ashtray. Child services doesn’t stop by. And most importantly, no one sees up Britney’s skirt. Will she and Criss Angel go that route? Probably not. She’s going to pull a rabbit out of a hat and gyrate on stage until it dies. Criss Angel will jump out of Britney’s leotard and yell “Abracadabra!” prompting your TV to self-destruct. It might be made out of circuits and metal, but goddammit if it doesn’t have a heart and won’t let you suffer.
39–if you could give a fraction of that talent to Britney…………………
Her comeback? As in, her career comeback? LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ummm her ‘career’ is over unless you count the career of street hooker based on her, oh, FORGETTING TO WEAR PANTS.
Come Back? How ’bout a…………..Go Away? A Go FAR FAR AWAY?
Ah once again MTV is doing it’s best to rape what’s left of music’s corpse. Instead of…oh, I don’t know, promoting actual, real, honest-to-Odin musicians who work hard at their craft, they’re doing their best to prop up the industry’s discarded Payola sock-puppet, a lip-synching phoney who still hasn’t realised her 15-minutes of Payola is used up.
To the idiots spamming that “britney’s comeback” website, all I can ask is HAVE YOU ACTUALLY LISTENED TO REAL MUSIC? How is this lip-synching parental failure going to launch a “comeback” based on the empty lip-synching of her old, badly-aged “hits” while she shakes her fat, cellulite-encrusted ass? How is this a “comeback?”
(ooh..an “as seen on TMZ?” Big deal. A rancid bum standing on the corner with his pants at half mast singing “Old Grey Mare” could get mentioned on TMZ too. And he’d have more real talent than that Mickey Mouse Club retard.)
She won’t be pulling the rabbit out of a *hat*…
Blubbo The Clown:
EXCELLENT post! Damn that was funny! Those moronic Twitney fans can’t say anything except “you’re just jealous!”.
Idiots!
#54 yes the Old Grey mare ain’t what she used to be is she?
Unless Cris Angel has a magic trick that removes cellulite I and bestoes talent I can’t see this comeback working.
why the hell are her boobs popping out on the outside of her top?? yuck.
You should write a book on pop culture. Hilarous. Although, I must say I’m thrilled that you and I are not enemies, I might jump off a bridge.
If Britney had been able to still look sexy and hot through out all her insane moments in the past few years, she might have had a chance at a comeback. Or if she actually ever had the ability to sing well it might happen. But after seeing her dimpled ass, nasty weaves, droopy boobs, gross cooter, chewed up nails, zitty face, horrible parenting skills,…oh god I could go on and on. Anyways, unless Criss Angel performs some serious magic on her ass…or manages to hypnotize the entire country into thinking she’s hot again…I don’t see the comeback happening.
…maybe she’ll pull a bunny out of her vaj?
I bet she wishes Kevin would cumback!
Is anybody out there?
A reunion show with Timberlake or Timberland the rapper? She seems to like the black guys nowadays (referring to butt pic from yesterday).
I bet she wishes her hair would comeback!
#39 – that was the most fantastic thing I’ve seen on this site. Way to go!!
I’m 100% in agreement with the post where she pulls a handgun from her vag & blows her brains out live on stage. I’d be all about TiVo-ing that.
Whatever it will be, it will be PURE MANIPULATION>
She’s a has-been, and really should have never been in the 1st place.
hey, jrzmommy. don’t you have something hilarious to write? i mean, what you do is so awesome. you are a fat piece of crap.
We still aren’t at 69?
Oh please, Britney. Dream on bitch. Your career is so over there is nothing you can do to resurrect it. Why? Because you’ve taken the craziness too far for too long and involved your children and people just don’t like your trashy ass any more. Not to mention you singing is horrendous. Personally, I find you to be just flat out disgusting. It’s Jamie Lynn’s turn for fame. Hopefully, she’ll handle it better than you.
her real new song sounds ok. it’s a dance track.
You can hear her official “comeback” song on kiisfm.com. Not sure if she has a video made for the song, and not sure if she will perform this song at the VMAs, but time will tell. I don’t see her losing any more weight in a week before the performance, so if she does perform, she will most certainly be chubbsy-ubbsey! The song isn’t so bad, surprisingly, but this is Brit Brit, and so no doubt she will find a way to mess things up….unless her new manager can really keep a handle on her.
#12..really. it’s just you….
#39.. FUCKIN” AWESOME !!!!!!
#54.. EXCELLENT!!!!!
Media: move on !! The public has !!!!!!
Britney Spears is so controversial, half the things we hear about her is probably the biggest load of bullshit. She’s like, the girl in highschool that everyone loves to hate because she stole your boyfriend…[From what I hear, probably your girlfriend too.]
Back to the topic of this post…I actually heard Britney’s new single and it’s decent. It’s not perfect, but she always had a good voice. [Bad publicity, Bad taste in men and Bad image, but a good voice.] And she actually shows that off in this song.
As for her children…No matter who they end up with, they’ll be fucked up. I mean come on, their mother flashes her coochie around town and their father is known for being a male dancer, and smoking pot so much their mommy kicked him out. Send the kids to Brad and Angelina.
#67 “She’s a has-been, and really should have never been in the 1st place”
So True!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
every show with Britney in it is shocking!
God, I’m so sick of Britney. Enough with these train wrecks already! If anybody cares, there’s a totally new underground female artist out there who actually has some talent – an awesome piano songwriter girl named Christine Anderson. Her song “Hollywood Trainwreck” is pretty cool, and she’s not a drug addict like Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan, Amy Winehouse, and the rest. Why are all these celebrities who have everything throwing it all away on drugs?
#18 – Yeah, that would probably be her best bet, if she kills herself on stage. At least that way she has a chance of immortalizing herself, sorta like a much grosser white trash version of Marilyn Monroe, and being remembered forever. Even though she’s a drug addled fat-ass loser. She’s got to be so depressed because she used to be hot. Now her fat ass is all sick and wiggly, her twat is stretched out, and everybody knows her as a fucked-up-on-drugs has been. Talk about a bad decline. Guess that’s what you get for not having any talent.
54 – Amen! She has no musical talent whatsoever and her albums only sold because of the overt kiddie porn style ad campaigns and the ability of her producers to use pitch correction on her “voice” and ProTools to glue together her two million takes in the studio to make it sound like she can actually get all the way through a song from start to finish. She suxxx.
#77 – OMG. You are my hero! THANK YOU FOR THIS!! *
* People, you might actually want to check this chick out… if you like real music that is. CHRISTINE ANDERSON – http://www.christineanderson.net (She’s pretty much smokin’ hot and she does have talent.)
P.S. She looks like she’s a 40 year old with a thyroid problem.
The only way I’m watching is if it involves a big giant hook, and half way through the show, SHE GET IT!
Otherwise, not interested. NEXT!
her boobs are sagging already.
I’m glad mine weren’t that big. Hers will be brushing her belly button by the time she is 32.
MTV showed a video of Britney Spears staying at home, tending to her children and basically acting like a human being with normal maternal instincts. Nobody gets dropped or used for an ashtray. Child services doesn’t stop by. And most importantly, no one sees up Britney’s skirt…
HAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
that shit was so funny
good 1
I can’t wait for this shit. Not only is Britney Spears suffering from a great Bi-polar-public meltown acid-trip from hell like a whore, but her “comeback” performance is being staged, (almost literally) by fucking Chris Angel. She’s gonna fall flat on her horse mouth, and I’ll laugh. Note: Britney’s always doing that stupid horse mouth. Like she’s making fun of the photographers. Not cute. Also, doesn’t anyone realize that that “Mindfreak” buttwipe is forty years old this year? He’s a magician, and he’s forty. What gives? I’m ready for his fifteen minutes to be up already. He’s so intense. Fart.
Please let her get booed off the stage at the VMA’s – - – maybe then this washed up skanky ho will go the hell away. I’m so tired of seeing her pathetic self in every tabloid.
Britney, get some help> for your boys sake.
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