Britney Spears pisses off little people

April 4th, 2006 // 71 Comments

spears-little-people.jpgBritney Spears has been slammed by little people for hiring dwarves to entertain Kevin Federline’s guests at his recent birthday party in Vegas. At the party, two female dwarves were hired to carry in Federline’s 28th birthday cake, while another was dressed as a miniature Sonny Bono alongside a Cher look-alike. Sources claim that guests giggled and cheered, with some jokingly suggesting a dwarf-throwing contest. A member of the Billy Barty Foundation says:

“It is wicked to hurl abuse at anyone of diminished height simply because they are small. We know dwarves and midgets who are immense in stature because of their talent. Mostly they are able to rise above any insults. But inevitably, feelings are hurt by nasty comments. There’s only one word for it – bullying.”

If somebody has the money and the desire to see a miniature Sonny Bono then that should be their right. Last time I checked this was America. And if I’ve learned anything from the teachings of Martin Luther King Jr. it’s that little people are like toy pets for the rich.



  1. boredatwurk

    Anytime a human rights group gets offended, I find it oddly humorous. Sometimes I think people look for opportunities to be offended. Everyone has been picked on sometime in their life. (Except for maybe Glen Stefani. She seems to be universally “cool.”) Everyone’s ancestors have been shit on by someone. Move on and enjoy your life.

    sweetcheeks – I am in agreement with the lazy eye. Had a roomate that had one. I swear to this day the thing followed me around the room.

  2. Pikachelsea

    “It is wicked to hurl abuse at anyone of diminished height…”

    It’s also wicked to hurl someone of diminished height. Wickedly HILARIOUS. Dwarf-throwing… lawl.

    Anyway, this is funny. They chose their career, they’re entertainers… they’re going to get laughed at. Get over it.

  3. Italian Stallion

    You know it is hard out here for a little person…

    #13 n #50 PapaSmurf…
    We got it the first time midget…..
    Wait, Do you hear that?
    Hurry up and get home, they are cutting down your tree!!!
    Save your Keebler family, or better yet, save the cookies!!!!!

  4. Italian Stallion

    You know it is hard out here for a little person…

    #13 n #50 PapaSmurf…
    We got it the first time midget…..
    Wait, Do you hear that?
    Hurry up and get home, they are cutting down your tree!!!
    Save your Keebler family, or better yet, save the cookies!!!!!

    If this posts twice, me so sorry.
    Signed: NUPRIN

  5. LRonHubbaHubba

    Note to the Billy Barty Foundation:

    Give these little bastards a break. The Christmas toys have all been delivered, the cookies baked, no Oz 2 on the horizon. What the hell else are they supposed to do?

    Obviously, dressing as celebrities and “performing” at parties is the only option..

    besides midget porn.

  6. some people are so small minded

  7. saltpeanuts

    Kfed: Well they can’t be real people.
    Michael Jackson: Well of course they’re real people.
    Kfed: Stuff and nonsense.
    Michael Jackson: No, Oompa Loompas.
    Britney: Oompa Loompas?
    Michael Jackson: From Loompaland.
    Britney: Loompaland? There’s no such place.
    Michael Jackson: Excuse me, dear Miss…
    Kfed: Mr Jackson -, I am a teacher of porno, er geography.
    Michael Jackson: Oh, well then you know all about it and what a terrible country it is. Nothing but desolate wastes and fierce beasts. And the poor little Oompa Loompas were so small and helpless, they would get gobbled up right and left. A Wangdoodle would eat ten of them for breakfast and think nothing of it. And so, I said, “Come and live with me in peace and safety, away from all the Wangdoodles and Hornswogglers and Snozzwangers and rotten Vermicious Knids.”
    Kfed: Snozzwangers? Vermicious Knids? What kind of rubbish is that?
    Michael Jackson: I’m sorry, but all questions must be submitted in writing. And so, in the greatest of secrecy I transported the entire population of Oompa Loompas to Neverland.
    Kfed: Hey, Brit, I want an Oompa Loompa. I want you to get me an Oompa Loompa right away.
    Brit: All right, Kfed, all right. I’ll get you one before the day is out.
    Kfed: I want an Oompa Loompa now!
    Michael Jackson: The young ones taste the best.
    Brit: Come again?
    Michael Jackson: I just did.

  8. BarbadoSlim

    Hmmmm, I love slamming the trailer trash couple, but I’ll be damned if I don’t give them props for having midgets at that party. EVERYTHING is better with midgets.

  9. kazanski13

    How do I get on this class action lawsuit, Compared to how these hillbillies spend money I am a little person. O wait this lawsuit was brought by midgets.. there chubbly little smokie looking fingers didnt seem to have a problem grabbing the checks after the party. They have no grounds Kfed is a minority.. There is only one worlds largest douche novel and that makes him a minority.

  10. #57: saltpeanuts, your comment really made me laugh out loud. Best comment I’ve read in a while.

    And if anyone did not think that Britney and K-Fed are trailer trash, this should be all the proof needed. It’s got to the be the lowest of low class yet.

  11. kitty_kat

    “Everyone’s ancestors have been shit on by someone…”
    Some FAR more than others though.

  12. what she wanted queen elizabeth to be at K-fed party, she better be glad the midgets showed up, they probably had a blast drinking and dancing….

  13. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh


  14. gogoboots

    Hahahah! Whatta dumb ass!

  15. #52, my bad. I didn’t see it post the first time. My computer at work is busted… or maybe my fellow little people weren’t peddling the bike fast enough! That’s it, no more cookies for them!

  16. TaiTai

    Just when you think you can’t read a wackier story about this white trash couple and something like this comes along. I mean really, think about it. Midgets dressed like Sonny Bono! Next week it will be … no wait, I can’t think of anything wackier than this. Of course that’s what I thought last week too. Brit always comes through for us, y’all!!

  17. seaglass

    That sounds like the classiest birthday party ever.

  18. bluecanary

    It’s tacky, like everything else she does. But I didn’t hear the “entertainers/little people” complaining. They’re not children, they can make up their own minds as to what kind of employment they want.

  19. SweeterSweeterBoyfriendStealer!

    #3??? please!!! that was so rude of shitney to say that and do that to them. #35, thank you. you said it. its just WRONG. i mean, no one says to HER face, “your a white trash, no talent hillbilly skank who married a looser who treats her like an ATM!!!
    whatever, her career is so over

  20. SweeterSweeterBoyfriendStealer!

    THANK YOU #59!!!! finally someone sees the LIGHT!!!! shes so full of herself that she probably thought she was doing them a favor. how GAUCHE!!!

  21. Lytus Blood

    I can only see a very bad ending for this “light” girl.

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