Britney Spears pisses off little people

April 4th, 2006 // 71 Comments

spears-little-people.jpgBritney Spears has been slammed by little people for hiring dwarves to entertain Kevin Federline’s guests at his recent birthday party in Vegas. At the party, two female dwarves were hired to carry in Federline’s 28th birthday cake, while another was dressed as a miniature Sonny Bono alongside a Cher look-alike. Sources claim that guests giggled and cheered, with some jokingly suggesting a dwarf-throwing contest. A member of the Billy Barty Foundation says:

“It is wicked to hurl abuse at anyone of diminished height simply because they are small. We know dwarves and midgets who are immense in stature because of their talent. Mostly they are able to rise above any insults. But inevitably, feelings are hurt by nasty comments. There’s only one word for it – bullying.”

If somebody has the money and the desire to see a miniature Sonny Bono then that should be their right. Last time I checked this was America. And if I’ve learned anything from the teachings of Martin Luther King Jr. it’s that little people are like toy pets for the rich.

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  1. cat

    britney makes me want to toss something. my lunch.

  2. MizScarlett

    It’s so nice when stars can give their families a LITTLE work.

  3. tits_on_snack

    WTF? Lame. The goddamn midgets were there of their own volition, as entertainers. People crying “abuse” and “bullying” need to take their heads out of their asses.

  4. It’s just weird, though. Like who would want midgets carrying their birthday cake? Does Kevin have a midget fetish or something? If somebody hired midgets to carry in my birthday cake I’d be all uncomfortable. I mean I can understand maybe hiring some hot guys carrying in the cake, but why midgets? It doesn’t make any sense.

  5. Ms Crackalackin

    Weird-o-rama.

  6. Cheerios

    so it’s ok if little people whore themselves out to look like “mini” versions of celebrities but heaven forbid anyone laugh and make fun of them?

    … that’s somewhat silly.

    I mean jesus, why ELSE would anyone hire a little person?
    TO MOCK AND POINT AT YOU thats why.

  7. PapaHotNuts

    “You know whut ya’ll, we shood get us a few of ‘dem miggets for Kevin’s birfday. They coold be all runnin’ around an whut not, maybe bitin’ folks on da ankles and scarin’ dem an whut not. We coold put one in da fish tank and he coold be all swimmin’ and stuff and den we coold have dem playin’ UNO for shots of Peach Shnopps until dey is all drunked up. But I don’t even know what to feed a migget, maybe some peenuts or candy corn? I wonder if you can eat ‘em? What’s a migget taste like momma? Shit, now I dun made myself hungry- Jamie Lynn, where’d you’d put the Funions and the Capri Suns? Beeaatch, you better had not lost my Funions!”

  8. Proteon

    snore

  9. saltpeanuts

    I’ve heard that the heads of Lilliputians are just the right height to make great ashtray holders. Maybe at the next party, Brit and K-Fed can hire a few for that purpose.

  10. snark

    oh, please…those little cake carriers were paid employees (i’m sure they were paid quite handsomely, too).

  11. saltpeanuts

    I’ve heard that the heads of Lilliputians are just the right height to make great ashtray holders. Maybe at the next party, Brit and K-Fed can hire a few for that purpose.

  12. Populist

    Okay, someone’s going to say it…at least she didn’t drive her car with a little person between her and the steering wheel.

  13. You know it is hard out here for a little person…

  14. Midgets? I thought it was Kori and Kaleb in the costumes. If his allowance was cut off, well…somebody’s gotta pay Daddy’s bills!

  15. CoJo

    “Little people are like pet toys for the rich”

    This explains why they all have and/or buy children.

  16. ESQ

    I want to know if this is so degrading to little people then why are they taking money for their performances. This bitch and her asshole husband of course hire these people to laugh at them, it takes the focus off of their gruesome, pathetic lives.

  17. CoJo

    “Little people are like pet toys for the rich”

    This explains why they all have and/or buy children.

  18. CoJo

    “Little people are like pet toys for the rich”

    This explains why they all have and/or buy children.

  19. ESQ

    I want to know if this is so degrading to little people then why are they taking money for their performances. This bitch and her asshole husband of course hire these people to laugh at them, it takes the focus off of their gruesome, pathetic lives.

  20. ESQ

    I want to know if this is so degrading to little people then why are they taking money for their performances. This bitch and her asshole husband of course hire these people to laugh at them, it takes the focus off of their gruesome, pathetic lives.

  21. MsPickle

    #7 PapaHotNuts seriously needs medication.
    Love your post(as usual)! Now swallow your pill and go to sleep.

  22. Conductor71

    Its not big and its not clever (I’m talking about the dwarf of course). I wouldnt trust them as far as I could throw them

  23. Mr. Fritz

    #16, exactly! Midget tossing is so last century. Why doesn’t Shitney toss her baby around instead? As I have posted before, she’s a media whore and needs to stay in the entertainment news. I saw a clip of her from “Will & Grace” and you can tell she was wearing a girdle to hide that pregnancy gain. She had the same ugly feathered do like Madonna. I’ve also noticed that she doesn’t have a septum and this makes her eyes look too far apart. What an ugly freak.

  24. Mr. Fritz

    #16, exactly! Midget tossing is so last century. Why doesn’t Shitney toss her baby around instead? As I have posted before, she’s a media whore and needs to stay in the entertainment news. I saw a clip of her from “Will & Grace” and you can tell she was wearing a girdle to hide that pregnancy gain. She had the same ugly feathered do like Madonna. I’ve also noticed that she doesn’t have a septum and this makes her eyes look too far apart. What an ugly freak.

  25. ClariceStarling

    I actually laughed out loud when I read this. How weird is that that they hired midges to do that? Who thinks like that?

  26. sweetcheeks

    Midgets are a GREAT distraction if you’re an acerebral, pot-bellied former pop star. Everyone knows that when a midget’s in the room, it’s the only place you’ll want to look. Unless, of course, you have a lazy eye, and then who knows where the hell you’re looking. Lazy eyes freak me out.

  27. Meanwhile, the three little people hired by Spears wrote an e-mail back to the Billy Barty foundation stating “Will you bitches SHUT UP!, this skank is paying us each a bucketload of money for 1 hour of work! Quit your bitching and go get jobs!”

    When asked about this e-mail the Billy Barty Foundation had no comment.

  28. M@ce

    As everyone knows, dwarves were created by Satan as a blasphemy of God’s creation of mankind. (It’s in the Bible)They were sent from the pit to seduce our women and steal away children so their souls can be fed to the Dark One. Having any contact at all with these dangerous creatures is folly of the greatest sort, much less inviting them to ‘perform’ at a party. I would sooner invite 9and have) Phil the Pedophile Clown to my party than any of these big-headed abominations.

    Yours in Christ,

    Jerry Falwell

  29. The only thing that pisses me off about this is that I always wanted midgets at one of my parties. I often picture a little person walking about the party with a sombrero brim loaded with tortilla chips and salsa con queso set into a depression in the hat’s center. A mobile appetizer tray, if you will. Fucking Britney! Livin’ the life, ya all…

  30. that-dog-is-shifty-eyed

    I once had sex with a little person, and let me just say: it was really dissapointing. Eh? What do you expect really?

  31. i have to concur with tits on this one…then again, when DON’T i agree with tits?
    anygay, i’m sure the little endtertainers in question were HANDSOMELY paid for their services. the leaves me confused as to why people are crying abuse or bullying on Britney’s part. i only wish britnew spears would shell out some greenbacks to see me shake my fat ass in a Cher costume for her filthy husband and his poser friends. if only…
    get over it, Billy Barty Foundation. Be happy that these little people are getting work. that’;s certainly more than the birthday boy can say…

  32. playahater101

    There used to be a club here that had a midget standing at the door with a raincoat on and you could pee on him on your way out the door. You can hire midgets to do that for your parties, too. I think that’s a hell of a lot more degrading than having them carry a cake and dress like Sonny Bono.

  33. i have to concur with tits on this one…then again, when DON’T i agree with tits?
    anygay, i’m sure the little entertainers in question were HANDSOMELY paid for their services. the leaves me confused as to why people are crying abuse or bullying on Britney’s part. i only wish Britney Spears would shell out some greenbacks to see me shake my fat ass in a Cher costume for her filthy husband and his poser friends. if only…
    get over it, Billy Barty Foundation. Be happy that these little people are getting work. that’s certainly more than the birthday boy can say…

  34. that-dog-is-shifty-eyed

    #29 there is already a resteraunt that has that very shtick. It is in Ohio or Michigan.

  35. guynoir

    Just because someone out there is willing to make a fool of themselves for money doesn’t automatically make something right. I’m sure you could scour the countryside and find a few black people who would wear slave cloths and entertains your dinner guests for the right price, BUT IT’S STILL WRONG.

    Brittany is just white trash.

  36. CheekyChops

    Britney: The wheel is spinning but the hampster is dead.

  37. zyklone_b

    Are there any midget porn pictures flying around?

  38. trish

    PapaHotNuts, LMAO

  39. bjpack

    “Mostly they are able to rise above any insults.”

    You would think a midget spokesman would stay away from the phrase “rise above.” Also, this explains the Tom Cruise sighting at K-Fed’s party.

  40. Trotter

    Everyone is missing the true indignity of this gruesome experience. These dwarves heads are at the same height as Brittany’s fatty cooter pooch. Now that is degrading.

    Shame.

  41. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh

    #35, “black people in slave cloths”?
    I get your point but dig a little deeper next time. I’m embarrassed for both of us.

  42. EvilFiend

    If little pepole don’t want to be laughed at or moched, like k-feds singing career, they should just stay out of the money for hire business.

  43. bjpack

    Also, can you imagine if they tried to find a midget Tom Cruise instead of Sonny Bono? They’d have to find an ant with a gay wig.

  44. Grphdesi23

    Actually, they hired those midgets to teach Kevin how to dance like a stripper.

  45. superficielle

    considering britney’s looks like a tall midget, this all kind of makes perfect sense.

  46. suzy

    tacky and tasteless… so just lik their marriage

  47. Italian Stallion

    I’m glad Brittney gave them something to do, because I bet it’s hell sitting in that little tree making cookies all day…….

  48. suzy

    like*

  49. andrewthezeppo

    Yeah, I’m all for the rights of the little people and all…but come on, this is rediculous.

    DON’T APPLY FOR THE JOB OF MIDGET SONNY AND CHER IF YOU FIND IT DEMEANING

    I use a bigger font to further scare the dwarves.

  50. You know it is hard out here for a little person…

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