Britney Spears showed up to the grand opening of Sideways Restaurant in Hollywood last night with her new man, Isaac Cohen, a 25-year-old “model/actor.” I use the quotes, because a quick search on IMDB turned up empty, unless he’s the same Isaac Cohen that served as “Miscellaneous Crew” on an episode of Project Runway. Then yeah, I guess he is an actor. But judging by this photo of him lifted off his (now deleted) MySpace, a better description would be winner. One finger up the nose and the other down the pants? With modeling skills like that it’s a wonder he’s not already a household name.
Does she need a man with a rsi-arm?
Why did they pull that photo from MySpace? He spells superficial correctly. Does that set the standard too high for the bloggers?
I’m super… thanks for asking…
her boob is looking a little saggy
shitney braziers. sp. sp. pshhh.
Was that picture of Britney taken in 2001? She looks like she’s not an STD-ridden alcoholic coke-addicted trailer park whore. There’s no way it’s not from 2001.
- Lua
#20. And every day. At last we agree on something, …
On the second pic,this guy is showing bad habits i think.They should better dress him in a Victorian boy-sailoroutfit.That’s more politically correct.
He looks like one of those pasty little faggots who listens to emo music but when you talk to them they try to seem all well rounded and impress you with some facts about NWA that they read off wikipedia.
I’ve to admit wikipedia is a little more easy to search unlike this encyclopedia.10 heavy pieces make a collection.
Maybe Britney has this dude because she’s a new stylist?
The guy seems very anxious.Has he start his “cleansing-process”yet?
Pick a winner for sure and if he sticks his finger in anymore he could scratch his anus
fuk i hate shitme
If the photo of the boring couple had speech bubbles above their heads what would be written in them
or would anything be written at all
(crickets cherping)
And so we’re introduced to the father of Cornelius Otter Spears.
After their relationship dissolves, I’m guessing a ‘special’ video with K-Fed that’ll sell like termite pancakes.
At least he didn’t say, “Be adiquite”. Whew, almost had to go back and correct the spelling. Hohan, be proud!
Be super-duper. Not just super. And then be hella super.
ummm…did anyone notice the wrinkly sagging boob?
#57 Fake RichPort troll: Why don’t you get out of my life, and shut up?
Dear Mr. Cohen
I Have seen your new girlfriend’s pussy. HAHAAHHAHAHAhahahahahah
This dude was at Privilege last night, bangin’ Cher.
#67. Obese bull dyke RichPort groupies are hardly in any position to make demands, especially on this thread, … so I’ll consider it a rhetorical question.
Autofellate, and have a nice day.
Oh, and RPLTC long time!
Oh, how *easily* you’re all deceived…
Look at the pics. Isn’t it *obvious*? *One and the same*.
#71: You have a numbering problem, don’t you? But, aren’t you pretty good at drawing, like, animals and warriors and stuff?
this dumb bitch dont learn
hes a fucken kfed copy
bitch is crazy!
she’ll be pregnant within minutes.
#18-that’s pretty fucking funny.
Britney is a hot commodity because everyone knows that if you date her you automatically become famous & sought-after.
Me and Issac have a lot in common except that I use my right hand for nose picking.
Ya think it matters to Britney?
someone needs to tell her that dating hobos doesn’t count as charity work
geez, does she always pick the scummiest guy around
mngo e grozna britney spears naplay:@
I love u soooooooooooooo much, u rock, am so crazy abt u…. keep up the good work and disregard all the bad stuff the paparazzi write about u. We dont believe them anyway. U r supper!!!!!!!!!