Britney Spears showed up to the grand opening of Sideways Restaurant in Hollywood last night with her new man, Isaac Cohen, a 25-year-old “model/actor.” I use the quotes, because a quick search on IMDB turned up empty, unless he’s the same Isaac Cohen that served as “Miscellaneous Crew” on an episode of Project Runway. Then yeah, I guess he is an actor. But judging by this photo of him lifted off his (now deleted) MySpace, a better description would be winner. One finger up the nose and the other down the pants? With modeling skills like that it’s a wonder he’s not already a household name.
scoos | January 12, 2007 at 1:11 pm
hey at least he has a job. For her it’s a step up.
danielle | January 12, 2007 at 1:12 pm
Boogers and Cheetos…a perfect combination.
ponk | January 12, 2007 at 1:14 pm
and he can spell 4-syllable words! wtg Brit!
tits_on_snack | January 12, 2007 at 1:14 pm
Yeah he may not have the freshest modeling skillz but he DOES have some killer tatts – flying eagles and shit. It doesn’t get much more FIRE than that.
tits_on_snack | January 12, 2007 at 1:15 pm
P.S. Spears looks about a hundred years younger in this shot.
Coolguy8621 | January 12, 2007 at 1:17 pm
she looks pretty, and a little thinner
tits_on_snack | January 12, 2007 at 1:18 pm
P.P.S. That “please don’t eat me, I love you!” vegetarian propaganda on the sidebar has to go.
Pigs don’t love you.
They love eating slop, biting people, and laying in mud with other pigs.
Same as how soaring eagles don’t give a fucking shit about america. They care about catching fish, and building really big nests, and appearing in really FIRE tattoos.
schack | January 12, 2007 at 1:21 pm
what a waste of fingers!
why is a surprise that she looks different?! there are either infinitely many angles from which any face can be viewed, or if vision is pixelated, gazillions
Ramdonomo | January 12, 2007 at 1:25 pm
He still has that grubby-ass, nasty K-Fed look. Meh.
Lowlands | January 12, 2007 at 1:28 pm
In the second pic he’s exercising how to approach Britney.That’s quite obviously.
Pointandlaugh | January 12, 2007 at 1:29 pm
FEDEX wannabe. heh,heh. What a putz.
Can someone just drop Britney off on a desert island so we can forget about her and her cavalcade of loser boyfriends?
RussianMafia | January 12, 2007 at 1:29 pm
He looks like a skinnier SLIGHTLY scruffier version of Jordan Bratman in the first pic. Wearing a hat from one of those uber-chick Mitsubishi commercials.
Lowlands | January 12, 2007 at 1:31 pm
He must have well informed agents.
LL | January 12, 2007 at 1:35 pm
She does look OK, actually. She looks young and pretty, rather than the trailer park skank look she’s been sporting for the past few years. Hopefully that means she’s employed a stylist.
Having said that, I’ll say this: Britney, the last thing you need right now is a penis. You’ve had plenty already for someone your age, you have two kids, give the bajngo a rest, for the love of cheese. I think I can hear it saying, “no mas” from here.
Lowlands | January 12, 2007 at 1:36 pm
It’s best for her to have somebody “backing”her up now.I hope she’s in very fine hands now.
LL | January 12, 2007 at 1:37 pm
That was supposed to be “bajingo”, with the i. So sorry.
Ardee | January 12, 2007 at 1:38 pm
that’s no way to talk about britney and her future babies daddy
Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton | January 12, 2007 at 1:44 pm
He looks ok. Or, as Britney’s family says, he aint so bad fer a fuckin christkiller.
frenchtoaststix | January 12, 2007 at 1:51 pm
He’s telling her in semaphore code, “This is where the coke goes and this is where your mouth goes.”
I hope this dumbass hillbilly skank is on birth control and doesn’t get knocked up again. In fact, if her uterus just fell out during one of her limo-exiting-without-panties episodes, I would rejoice.
frenchtoaststix | January 12, 2007 at 1:54 pm
Not semaphore. That’s with flags. Secret hand signals.
God I’m a stupid bitch today.
Mo | January 12, 2007 at 2:06 pm
Picture 2: Lysol disinfected wipes not included.
Mo | January 12, 2007 at 2:06 pm
Okay, I’m a retard too. Let’s try again:
Picture 2: Lysol DISINFECTING wipes not included.
kate | January 12, 2007 at 2:09 pm
So, she takes one decent photo in 2 years. Whoopie. She’s still trash.
Dean | January 12, 2007 at 2:13 pm
He kinda looks like Kevin Federline +1.
BarbadoSlim | January 12, 2007 at 2:13 pm
“model/actors” = “unemployed”
combustion8 | January 12, 2007 at 2:17 pm
I think this guy waited on my table once at Outback.
Lowlands | January 12, 2007 at 2:18 pm
Does this guy have green eyes?
Lowlands | January 12, 2007 at 2:21 pm
I really hope she’s learning and i also hope her family back her up good.
Lowlands | January 12, 2007 at 2:24 pm
Still i dunno what the second pic means.
schack | January 12, 2007 at 2:29 pm
very nice frenchtoast! brilliant solution, and i amend my comment: excellent use of fingers.
PunjabPete | January 12, 2007 at 2:37 pm
#20 – LMAO – how many here knew a Semaphore anyway… :)
schack | January 12, 2007 at 2:49 pm
i think the correct usage would be “he’s telling her by semaphore.” as it is, it’s sort of like ATM machine. he’s telling her by a (signal code) code, if you want to play that game. But I say Bravo! to the solution, regardless.
frenchtoaststix | January 12, 2007 at 3:07 pm
#32: Right, it’s the Department of Redundancy Department, like DSW Warehouse or MLB Baseball. Mea culpa!
dirt chicken | January 12, 2007 at 3:14 pm
Oy vey. I’ll bet Isaac Cohen’s parents are thrilled.
schack | January 12, 2007 at 3:24 pm
dsw warehouse! damn, i’ve been making a fool of myself all these years! :)
pookiedoo | January 12, 2007 at 3:49 pm
MY trailer-trash boyfriend can pick his nose and jerk-off at the same time. So not impressed with this putz.
dreamhypnotique | January 12, 2007 at 4:17 pm
He is a model slash actor in the same way that the thirty two year old loser handing me my cappucino in the morning across the counter at starbucks is a lead-singer for his unsigned band slash failure.
BarbadoSlim | January 12, 2007 at 4:39 pm
Oh yes like me being a porn actor/astronaut
Kristin | January 12, 2007 at 4:47 pm
That sign is towards you, Superficial.
binky2bink | January 12, 2007 at 4:49 pm
Mmm…as long as this one isn’t a flaming asshole he’s definitely a step up. But it’ll take awhile to find that out.
Anyway, he’s cute and she looks really nice in this shot.
cherie | January 12, 2007 at 4:53 pm
Why, Britney? Why?
bergdof616 | January 12, 2007 at 5:43 pm
There are more pictures of him on celeb gossip sites where he looks really good. He’s too good for her C-scar, white trash ass, IMHO.
NipsyHustle | January 12, 2007 at 7:19 pm
when will insecure codependent women learn? take some time off from relationships to heal yourself. she’s still legally married and fucking somebody else. she’s full of 5th grade shenanigans, whoring, and baby daddy drama.
this guy is out for support because there is no way in hell any man would want to be with her unless they like exploring giant skeet infested caves or fucking the mentally challenged.
Danklin | January 12, 2007 at 7:40 pm
Thats not Britney Spears, no way she looks that good now. She couldnt have lost that much weight in 2 weeks.
ResidentX | January 12, 2007 at 7:48 pm
Damn, he looks just like K-Fed with the beard. Britney is stupid but she looks sober and clean in this picture.
j | January 12, 2007 at 7:52 pm
nipsy love your post and people she is still trash don’t let one picture fool you
heyheyhey | January 13, 2007 at 2:54 am
BREAKING NEWS–
my girlfriend just texted me [she lives in vegas] and said that she’s at club OPM and britney is currently at the club with her “former” new best friend Paris. and its about 3 AM over there…so…to be fair and balanced, Britney sucks at motherhood. But she is very good at partying
moondoggy | January 13, 2007 at 2:58 am
im old enough to remember her telling the world that she was a virgin, really she is…its like a comic book tragedy.
Wonder what the kids names will be and whether she’ll have the last batch circumcised.
Spindoc | January 13, 2007 at 5:00 am
Nice of that young man to give a bloated old lady a thrill
seriously... | January 13, 2007 at 5:17 am
You’re sooo right. Britney deserves a man with Ghandi’s kindness, George’s Clooney’s sex appeal, Brad Pitt’s looks and Einstein’s brain. Yes, this man certainly doesnt’t reach her high level