Sam Lufti gave his deposition yesterday to Kevin Federline’s lawyer Mark Vincent Kaplan. The line of questioning involved finding out if Britney brokered deals with X17 through Sam. It’s been speculated that Sam is on the X17 payroll and Britney was receiving payouts for photos of her day-to-day life including time with the children which violates her custody agreement. Photographer Alison Silva was quoted this week saying Britney calls the paparazzi in advance, according to E! Online:
“Britney is in on it. [She] calls the paparazzi before she goes out. We know 15 minutes before she leaves the house. It’s all staged,” Silva said.
To drive that point home here’s a staged photo of Britney pretending to use a pay phone last night. Conveniently left out are shots of her swallowing two quarters before chewing on the Yellow Pages. Numbers make Britney hungry!
NOTE: Hey, guys, sorry the comments aren’t weren’t working today. We’ve got some people looking into it and should hopefully have this baby back to normal. I’m pretty sure I know what the problem is but Tech Support doesn’t know how to troubleshoot “Criss Angel’s douche magic.”
row | January 25, 2008 at 4:04 pm
first!
Ted from LA | January 25, 2008 at 4:05 pm
I’ll fix this for you Fish. As for the Olsen twin story earlier,
I heard the masseuse also ordered a pizza to be delivered before calling 9-1-1.
D. Richards (Bastion.) | January 25, 2008 at 4:05 pm
Fucking Criss Angel.
Did I mention Criss’s forty?
jas | January 25, 2008 at 4:06 pm
Like, we’re surprised here?
All aboard the attention whore train! Toot toot
Angus | January 25, 2008 at 4:08 pm
I’m glad the c-sections allowed her to keep her figure.
DJ Jazzy P | January 25, 2008 at 4:08 pm
Why would that dumb bitch use a pay phone?! Of course i’s staged.
Greedo the Dead | January 25, 2008 at 4:15 pm
Please die, Britney.
I promise you a media circus just like Heath Ledger’s. All you have to do is let me read those four little words on your autopsy:
“The anus was unremarkable.”
Assuming that it will be, indeed, unremarkable.
Auntie Kryst | January 25, 2008 at 4:15 pm
The screwed up comments are kind of fun. I like the weeping stories about Heath Ledger on a Jessica Simpson thread, making fun of Tara Reid’s privates in Mary Kate Olsen story, etc. Only the Britney story is in order, which is sort of unexpected. Nice fucked up Friday, and I’m not even drunk yet. Thanks Fish.
Mike | January 25, 2008 at 4:15 pm
I would still fuck her and her sister…………..NO QUESTIONS ASKED.
fa-la-freakin'-dah | January 25, 2008 at 4:16 pm
“Pretending” is exactly right.
Britney: “…Oh, thank y’all, yer so kind! Yes, I am great! Yer so smart for noticing!”
Voice on the other end of the phone: “…At the sound of the tone the time will be…”
granada | January 25, 2008 at 4:18 pm
What?!?!?! Are you telling me her whole life was staged?! Fake?!!? Thanks, Fish; first you ruin it for me by telling me “The Hills” is scripted, and now this…!
Flicker | January 25, 2008 at 4:18 pm
@6 DJ Jazzy P, Don’t you know that all psychotic serial killers use pay phones? Duh………
Ript1&0 | January 25, 2008 at 4:24 pm
Wait…. Tech Support??? Are you guys hot and nerdy over there? Do they push you out of the way and tell you to move?
Give ‘em hell, Tech Support. Download porno to Fish’s desktop when he’s not looking.
shanipie | January 25, 2008 at 4:30 pm
This is sorta on topic, because it is about Britney, but off topic because it doesn’t pretain to this post.
Didn’t Madonna start talling with a british accent out of no where once?
I think Britney is trying to either copy cat this…because she figures if Madonna can get away with it than so can she, or she is just trying to make everything she is funny/insane.
Stop the mind games you cow.
Lowlands | January 25, 2008 at 4:35 pm
My gracious,this could keep going on forever.Later on this day the lawyers of both sides will have a meeting for a friday afternoon drink and shoulder slapping…..
Toolboy | January 25, 2008 at 4:39 pm
She was calling Sir Toppumhat to let him know that Thomas and Gonad (Adnan, whatever) would be late. They were going to be busy pulling another train…
Oh, and for all the idiots that were boo hooing for poor Brit while she was being hounded by the Pap Smears for Spears, you can all shut the fuck up now.
RichPort | January 25, 2008 at 4:40 pm
Fish, threaten the servers by telling them you’ll spraypaint them Cheeto orange and lock Britney in the data center with them… don’t worry about needing to make it genuine with that unmistakable cheesy scent, Brit’s on the rag this week… that’ll learn ‘em.
Sauron | January 25, 2008 at 4:40 pm
I’ll bet those lawyers don’t have a ‘ no cure no pay’ assignment.
gotmilk? | January 25, 2008 at 4:42 pm
nice gut
FRIST!!! | January 25, 2008 at 4:44 pm
So I wonder where all the comments I made today went. I commented, clicked “Post” and poof! Gone!
I wonder if they will show up a week from now on the “Amy Winehouse Found Dead in Her Apartment” post..
Callie Jordan | January 25, 2008 at 4:54 pm
Aren’t you fucking tired of this chik? GOD, enough is ENOUGH!
Mike | January 25, 2008 at 4:55 pm
#20………HI FRIST………how you doing you sexy thing? Why don’t you have your link to your MySpace page anymore?
D. Richards | January 25, 2008 at 4:56 pm
Fuck Britney Spears. She may have problems and who doesn’t, but she’s just as much at fault of her own life as her mental illness is. Maybe she deserves the punishment that psychosis has wrought.
sunny | January 25, 2008 at 4:57 pm
i love britney! i think she’s in on this whole big joke and you should ALL THANK HER for giving you meaning in life by reading about her escapades because obviously your lives are boring as shit compared to her!
FRIST!!! | January 25, 2008 at 5:00 pm
Mike, HI!!! It’s there. Isn’t it? I am on my laptop, that’s where it is saved.
DJ Jazzy P | January 25, 2008 at 5:01 pm
LOL @ #12!
Superevil | January 25, 2008 at 5:01 pm
I hope they get these comments fixed soon, I can’t wait to find out who else has a profile on spamwebsites.com
melly | January 25, 2008 at 5:03 pm
don’t celebrities have CELL PHONES? why is she using a payphone?
my comment | January 25, 2008 at 5:04 pm
Nice belt.
But those boots must be burned!
FRIST!!! | January 25, 2008 at 5:04 pm
Staged. You all know she has like ten blackberries and a blueberry in her purse, whatever, I’m breaking out the vodka. Bye.
Champ | January 25, 2008 at 5:05 pm
Scabby.
PunkA | January 25, 2008 at 5:06 pm
She totally has one upped Paris at being an attention whore. Talk about a pathetic human. She has no shame. Of course, being as stupid as she is, what do you expect? Her life has been one piss poor decision after another. She reeks of ass.
Mike | January 25, 2008 at 5:37 pm
#30 FRIST, why don’t you e-mail me anymore? I miss talking to you.
CougarTexas | January 25, 2008 at 5:42 pm
If Anna NicHOLE had lasted a little longer, she and Spitney coulda hada two fer one bonfire of the vanities and just left this world a better place by, well, leaving.
So, did it take a scientist to figure out that this stupid hag is staging all her papa outings? I think not. It takes alot more than that to fool the Fish readers.
NEXT!
Ana | January 25, 2008 at 5:46 pm
c’mon brit, adnan is soooooooooo gross!!!!!!!…you didnt lose my admiration to you until adnan…everytime i see the guy i really do wanna puke
Mariah | January 25, 2008 at 6:05 pm
Why won’t she take off those horrible boots!!!!??????
p0nk | January 25, 2008 at 6:10 pm
“Mr. Federline, is your refrigerator running…hahahahaha i’m so funny”
Realist | January 25, 2008 at 6:12 pm
# 9, you probably COULD fuck her and her sister. Pretty easily. I think anyone could. It’s like an open door policy.
Jimbo | January 25, 2008 at 6:14 pm
Hey Fish! Come on now, a Heath story MUST be put on top for the weekend. And not, like, six feet under…
MLK | January 25, 2008 at 6:16 pm
My true vision…
sol | January 25, 2008 at 6:22 pm
The boots are back.
hammer | January 25, 2008 at 6:23 pm
oh my god that brittney’s shameless.
omg | January 25, 2008 at 6:24 pm
I love you britney you are my obomb babygirl1! Btw, what a nice bra-rack.
hammer | January 25, 2008 at 6:25 pm
oh my god that brittney’s shamless.
granada | January 25, 2008 at 6:31 pm
Nice stretch marks on the stomach, Britney.
And also, isn’t wherever she is cold? Here in Florida, one of the hottest states so far this year, reached somewhere around the 50s…
Search? Engines Web | January 25, 2008 at 6:36 pm
Britney using a common pay phone
as if she does not the best of breed cell or mobile
Clem | January 25, 2008 at 6:45 pm
@46 Oh man, that’s deep.
Wojamo | January 25, 2008 at 6:56 pm
Britney’s jeans make her look so skiiinnneee!!!! They’re People’s Liberation. I found them online at bubbleloungesc dot com
Clem | January 25, 2008 at 7:06 pm
@48 Yippeee! Thanks! Now people know where to go to get jeans that show off their junior gunt.
sharpeidude | January 25, 2008 at 7:12 pm
Hey diddle diddle…she’s soft in the middle.