Britney Spears performed in San Diego at the House of Blues yesterday, her first public concert appearance in nearly three years. She started off with “Baby One More Time” and performed for less than 15 minutes before thanking everybody for coming and playing a taped Madonna song as she exited.
The comeback didn’t hit a high note for everyone, some of whom paid upward of $125 a ticket. “It looked like she lip-synched her way through the whole thing,” said a disappointed Morgan Segall, 20, who flew in from San Francisco for the night.
I can’t believe people actually paid $125 to see Britney Spears sing for less than 15 minutes. Their money would’ve been better spent investing in my patent pending Trash Can Filled With Burning Money. I don’t want to get ahead of myself, but I expect it to win two or three Nobel prizes.
Fifth Stooge | May 2, 2007 at 7:48 am
Is that drool being emitted from the side of her mouth in pic #4?
JoBOO | May 2, 2007 at 7:48 am
FIRST!!!!!!!
AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Fifth Stooge | May 2, 2007 at 7:51 am
She must be a dud in the sack if she sweats that much after only fifteen minutes of “work”
bungoone | May 2, 2007 at 7:57 am
not really sure what people expected other than less than 15 minutes of lip synching. i think whoever bought a ticket for $125 for this & left disappointed had way too high of expectations & may want to be tested for mental retardation.
hasn’t she lip synched her entire career?
judging from the pictures, it looks like a high school talent show. brit brought her A game!
Victor | May 2, 2007 at 7:59 am
I’d brown bag the bitch, and turn off the lights then fuck her, so I wouldn’t have to see the dumb cunts bald head.
By the way, anybody know if she is bald down below also?
bungoone | May 2, 2007 at 8:01 am
additionally, if she had any balls, she would have gone up there with her bald head instead of having that wig stapled on. what a coward.
Jaclynn | May 2, 2007 at 8:02 am
Yeah, this pretty much confirms that she’s a has-been. wow.
Hemlock Queen | May 2, 2007 at 8:02 am
Let’s see, rhinestone covered bra, rip-away skirt and white go-go boots. Only trying to be as hot as the made-up pussy cat dolls. Bitch get a stylist! No, that’s too easy. Kill yourself.
YouRang | May 2, 2007 at 8:02 am
Well it’s about fucking time Fish. Where the hell have you been? Britney was still on the charts the last time you posted.
FRIST!!! | May 2, 2007 at 8:03 am
Oh…this is perfect. Rehab did her wonders. Whatever she was smoking when she thought this was her big comeback, I will take some please.
Hemlock Queen | May 2, 2007 at 8:06 am
Who’s the douche sitting the chair waiting for her to queef all over him?
krazihottkelli | May 2, 2007 at 8:08 am
Plowshit, I am feeling so lonely and neglected. My daddy isn’t home yet, can you cum over to play? I’ll lick your geriatric balls ever so tenderly.
p911gt10c | May 2, 2007 at 8:08 am
and now we’re going to be hammered by every 2 bit entertainment show screaming “BRIT’S BACK!!!!” because she’s what they call OXYGEN!
KG falling out of her ride is more interesting than this.
jrzmommy♠ | May 2, 2007 at 8:08 am
What in God’s name is she doing? She looks like a bizarre first grader with a sexual identity issue and endocrine problem doing I’m a Little Teapot.
AmandaEqualsWhat | May 2, 2007 at 8:09 am
This kind of looks like a high school talent show. With wigs.
velveethra | May 2, 2007 at 8:11 am
I swear the chorus of this song always sounds to me like “I’d be pleased if you lick my camel toe…it’s toxic”
Forbidden | May 2, 2007 at 8:18 am
Unlike many people here I have nothing against Britney, but seeing these pictures, I just have to say it. Girls (including Britney), clothes like that only work in a girl with a porn star’s to-die-for body, if your body is not amazing, or if it’s like Britney’s right now (still chubby), please, PLEASE do yourself a favor and don’t dare to wear clothes like this, because it will only make you look pitiful and disgusting and just… EWWW. It looks like you’re trying so hard to look sexy and you end up looking ridiculous. Clothes like that won’t make you look sexy if you aren’t sexy to begin with, because a truly sexy girl looks hot in jeans, in sweatpants, in skimpy clothes, in everything, and she isn’t sexy by her clothes. If you try your clothes to make you look sexy, you’ll fail, and you’ll end up looking ridiculous, that’s what’s happening to Britney. Why doesn’t she actually wear something more flattering that would make her look way much sexier and keeps those clothes for errrr… the day her body is ready for them, if it arrives, and does herself and the rest of the world a favor?
SaraLuppino | May 2, 2007 at 8:18 am
What would have been hilarrrrrrrrrrrrrious is it britney spear’s wig flew off.
Whammer Jammer | May 2, 2007 at 8:19 am
She is, without a doubt, the most talented performer ever to grace a stage.
Bambella | May 2, 2007 at 8:19 am
did she mug a broke down hillbilly drag queen on her way into the club and steal his kit. she really needs an overhauling what not to wear intervention. less is more brit.
SaraLuppino | May 2, 2007 at 8:20 am
and i also agree with forbidden, the clothes she wears makes her look nuts
sara luppino
rhnee | May 2, 2007 at 8:20 am
SHE DOESNT HAVE ON THOSE EVERYDAY COWBOY BOOTS!!!! THANK YOU LAWDY!!! LETS JUST ALL HAVE A MOMENT OF SILENCE FOR THE BOOTS THAT ARE AIRING OUT IN HER DRESSING ROOM….AMEN
greeneyedcat | May 2, 2007 at 8:21 am
oh good grief. when I read that people had paid $125 to see her, my eyebrows darted upwards. why oh why?
but diff boots… I had thought she’d entered OCD territory.
LL | May 2, 2007 at 8:24 am
This story is a perfect illustration of why some people deserve to be poor. Not Britney (though it wouldn’t bother me if she suddenly had no money), but the brain donors who paid more than, say, $30-$50 to see her “perform.” Anyone who paid more than that deserves to be eating govt. cheese and Ramen noodles for every meal. Now, $125 to see Britney in a donkey show – maybe. But to watch her flail around like an epileptic and “sing”? No. The money would be better spent on a cheap gun to kill yourself with.
Stickman | May 2, 2007 at 8:26 am
That’s like the kind of thing your 5 year old runs up to you and shows you, when her and her friends have been working on it for 30 minutes.
If you let your 5 year old dress like a two-bit whore of course.
Craig & "em" | May 2, 2007 at 8:27 am
PEOPLE!
The Bitch is Bald!
If u actually paid to see Mr. Clean, then you should expect the following:
“Mr. Clean gets rid of dirt, grime, and grease in just a minute. Mr. Clean will clean your whole house and everything that’s in it.”
DrPhowstus | May 2, 2007 at 8:28 am
Dammit! I hate involuntarily ejaculating at work.
katzie | May 2, 2007 at 8:28 am
britney is a fucking mess. 15 minutes on stage? she’ll never go back to the way she used to be. watching that video all i saw was a washed up pop star… and with all that head shaking she was doing the only way i would have paid $125 would have been to see that wig of hers go flying off into the audience.
greeneyedcat | May 2, 2007 at 8:29 am
do you think she had to tape her boobs in there? bc it seems like they’d pop out while “dancing”….
mismint | May 2, 2007 at 8:36 am
Did rehab cause her to relapse into that childhood stage when you have just start to dress yourself and think that a tutu, some wellies and a bathing suit are a great outfit combo!? Seriously someone in her ‘entourage’ should say something before she leaves the house dressed like my 5 year old niece!
LadyJane | May 2, 2007 at 8:36 am
I hate it when my double headed dildo pops out at the grocery store. So I can commiserate, Dr. Phowstus.
HughJorganthethird | May 2, 2007 at 8:36 am
Jimmi Hendrix at Monreray, Dylan going electric at Newport, the Rolling Stones at Altamont….
Now Britney in San Diego.
Trully, a momentous “performance”
LadyJane | May 2, 2007 at 8:37 am
So… mismint, is your 5 yr old neice a whore?
Donkey | May 2, 2007 at 8:38 am
Is she part of some sort of cult that doesn’t allow her to remove those worn out fishnet stockings?
Her act is just sloppy sloppy now.
mismint | May 2, 2007 at 8:45 am
I was more referring to Brits outfit recent outfit choices rather than this particular whoreish ensemble…
tito | May 2, 2007 at 8:46 am
What’s even sadder than paying $125 to see her perform for 15 minutes is she never confirmed she was going to be playing there. People payed $125 because of a RUMOR that she was going to perform.
kate | May 2, 2007 at 8:52 am
Britney fans = sadder than sad.
I am glad to see that there are still some level-headed people in the world.
She sucks. Hard.
FRIST!!! | May 2, 2007 at 8:52 am
I was going to say, this can’t be real!!! But all of a sudden there’s a video of it, and it’s REAL!!! The world’s gone crazy!!!
Welcome to my world.
Mel | May 2, 2007 at 8:54 am
She could have at least looked in the mirror before she went on stage for that 15 min lip syncing. She looks like a little girl dressing up in her older brothers drag clothes to get into a bar Bahahaaa
kate | May 2, 2007 at 8:55 am
Just watched the video. That was awful. Very ameteurish and I can’t believe there were tards who paid $125 for that crap.
bungoone | May 2, 2007 at 8:56 am
well i’m sure they wouldn’t charge someone $125 if she wasn’t going to be there.
but who would pay that to watch some hag try to dance? she didn’t even sing. she frigin lip synched! i wouldn’t pay $10 to watch that.
yolatengo | May 2, 2007 at 8:57 am
$125!!!! WHAT IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE??
ok. i give up. i will now accep the fact that the public is full of fucking idiots and they get what they deserve i.e Norbit, Paris, Lohan, Lopez etc etc etc.
Donkey | May 2, 2007 at 9:00 am
These “pop-tarts” idolize Madonna, but the difference is that Madonna kept reinventing herself. And every time, the new look or style was marketable. On the other hand, these dimwitted popettes don’t have the brain power to pull that off.
HoboChic | May 2, 2007 at 9:00 am
I love the way that some of these pics look like she is doing some sort of ho-down. Pun intended.
rrd | May 2, 2007 at 9:01 am
Remeber that movie “Whatever happened to Baby Jane?” She is that character just waiting to happen. This is pitiful! Who is advising her?
FRIST!!! | May 2, 2007 at 9:01 am
I am in the wrong business, apparently. I could just as easily take some pills, drink a bottle of Wild Turkey, put on a bra and mini skirt and flop around on stage lip synching to my own crappy music. $125 for 15 minutes??? SOLD!!!
I bet she played Madonna at the end because she still fantacizes (sp?) about the time she made out with her…
ginettissima | May 2, 2007 at 9:03 am
Come on now, I don’t feel at all sorry for those who paid $125 to see that mess. As if they needed to have paid the money AND actually to have seen the mess to FINALLY find out that it wasn’t worth it :| Come now, please.
karatekachick | May 2, 2007 at 9:04 am
NOW we know where all those lost Barbie clothes go too. DUH….
Skönflicka | May 2, 2007 at 9:05 am
Can’t you see that that woman was a joke since Day 1 ??
sharpei dude | May 2, 2007 at 9:12 am
Was actually down in the Gas Lamp Quarter last night when this show was going on. A lot of pissed off people milling about after the lipsynching skank rode out of town with her loot. All I can say for those tards that got suckered in is…..BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!
Great scam Brit!